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I need an order of 33's and 88's and make it fast, faggots. It's going


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I need an order of 33's and 88's and make it fast, faggots. It's going to be a busy night.
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Coming up, chef.
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Aye sir
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>>689138388
witnessed
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>>689138388
You fucking asshole
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>>689138388
Excellent, looks great.
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>>689138388
wut!!!!!!!
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Where's my bloody 33? How much longer?
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>>689138788
coming up chef just a few moments
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>>689138788
WO>>689138388
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>>689138788
Why are you making 88s chef?
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ok chef almost done
>>689138873
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CHEF I CANT FUCKING DO IT AS FAST AS YOU JUST FUCK OFF K?
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>>689139133
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>>689139133
Aye
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>>689139133
Well shit goodjob team
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>>689139233
kek
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>>689139133
Good, about time

I got an order of 22 and a 777. Cmon cmon cmon
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>>689138283
33 here
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>>689139233
Yea.. that was crazy fast
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>>689139233
Heres extra
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22 coming up chef
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>>689139324
coming up chef
bringing the crab in
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>>689139407
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rawling for 22
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>>689139433
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>>689139478
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>>689139233
>>689139433
Hey faggots, you think you're funny making another 33?

GET OUT!!
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22 walking
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>>689139399
Shit chef wrong order thhis time it's coming up
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>>689139399
>>689139433
He said 22 and 777! Fucking useless...
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>>689139324
Fuck off we dont serve that fancy 777 shit
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>>689139324
777
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>>689139532
yes chef
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>>689138788
its still cooking
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>>689139399
LOOK AT IT!

ITS FUCKING BURT!!!
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22s will be ready momentarily, head chef ramsay
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>>689139633
kek
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fuck I burnt it chef, dropping new 22 now
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777 ready to serve
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You guys are lazy, here chef making these 777 now
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On the way
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>>689139324
Just hold on a little longer
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ok chef it's done
how doe sit look?
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22s should be coming out right about now.
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>>689139633
We have like 4 33s back ordered
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What's taking so fucking long?

It's just a fucking 22!
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>>689139852
>>689139777
sorry chef it looks like another restaurant served it first
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Here chef
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>>689139796
IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!

GET OUT
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fuck it chef i quit you can my 9999
i don't want them!!
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>>689139902
Shit ill take an order of that
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Chef did my 22 meet standards?
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>>689138283
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>>689139902
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?!? MAKE THE FUCKING ORDER YOU DONKEY
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Come on guys the custumers are waiting lets get the 22 going
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>>689139852
Sorry chef
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>>689140079
Who are you looking at dickface? You think you're tough? Fuck off, you.
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>>689140120
22 here
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ok chef i just got the salmon almost ready to go
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Order up chef!
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22, ready!
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>>689140360
Fuck you chef i quit
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Godammit you guys suck, here take the 22s chef
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I might've overcooked it a little
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>>689140346
I don't want apologies. I want food, shithead.
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>>689140450
how does it taste?
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>>689140535
For fucks sake anon, you are fucking useless.
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MY NAME IS RAJ
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One 88 coming up.
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777 coming up
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>>689140535
YOU HAD ONE JOB
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>>689140662
>>689140662
Raj, you Indian sack of shit. How fucking awful can one currymuncher get?
>FUCK OFF!!!
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>>689140727
ok chef, all done
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Yes Chef
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>>689140470
There's no fucking seasoning! DONKEY!!!!
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>>689140120
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>>689140798
Don't say you are fucking done, unless you is fucking done.
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>>689140887
Goddammit.
You took it out too soon.
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>>689140360
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>>689140798
I can't fucking believe it. The customer has been waiting for 2 hours and you still keep fucking it up. You're fucking useless, you know that?

Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
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Aye aye chef
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22 coming on up
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>>689140983
sorry
i think i might of over cook it tho
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22 ready
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>>689141000
Trips are excellent yeah, but are they what was fcuking ordered?!?
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Hey chef, loved you on top gear.
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>>689141000
What is this shit?

Do you even know what YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING COOK?!
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>>689140797
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hi.. l mene
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Chef may I be excused to the little mens room? I need to pee badly
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god fucking dammit ,fuck you chef i quit
you can go fuck yourself,you twat
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>>689141189
And you apparantly can't cook though.
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Master chief its done
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>>689141217
Yes you may, and while you're at it PISS OFF OUT MY KICTEN!!!!
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we have to hurry before chef closes the kitchen!!
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Check out this 22 chef
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>>689141414
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EVERYONE

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

CMERE, YOU FUCKS!
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>>689141353
ey big guy, here's you 22
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>>689141547
k chef, whaddya need?
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>>689141353
Notice me senpai, I have these dubs just for you.
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>>689141547
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>>689141547
sup boss
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Got it
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Hurry up with the fucking 22s
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right here chef
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>>689141776
Oooooooo
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>>689141658
>>689141689

You two.

FUUUCK OOOOOFFF!
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>>689139324
done.
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22s coming up!
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How come nobody in here can cook?
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Coming right up
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Coming right up
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>>689141822
There it is
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86 the 22's we've no more left
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it's done chef
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>>689141822
FINALLY!!
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>>689141822
Chef! 22s ready!
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Chef, the 777s are going to take way too long. Can we serve them some 111s?
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>>689141822
Its's about FUCKING TIME!

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO WAKE UP!

44, 36, AND 94. Order 777 was just canceled.
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>>689142043
YES CHEF
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>>689142043
almost done chef
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I HAVE 44'S IN THE FILENAME IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH
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>>689142194
That was fast
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>>689140036
36s done!
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Yee chefboi checkem
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>>689142043
No problemo chef, coming right up
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>>689142043
On it chef
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>>689142043
On it chef, I won't let you down again.
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>>689142194
AND 94 IN THE POST
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yes chef!
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>>689142043
Fuck you chef come at me scrublord!!
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>>689142043
you got it chef
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>>689142194
If you want to be a copout chef, Denny's is hiring, fuckface. I hope you were joking
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>>689142043
Yes chef
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44 coming right up!
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I'll pick up after the slack of others chef!
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here it is chef
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>>689142043
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>>689141547
sry chef but my stuff is gunna burn if I stop, I'll listen from here if it's cool?
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is it weird that i am watching kitchen nightmares right now
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>>689142043
On it
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Got those new orders right here chef no worries.
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>>689142436
WE GOT ONE DOWN CHEF
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>>689142436

oh also 36 right there chef
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>>689142359
That guy sucks chef, here is that 44 you wanted.
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>>689142359
BUT CHEF I PREPARED THE 94'S PERFECTLY AND PROMTLY
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>>689142436
36 looks good.
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Here you go chef
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>>689142366
Chef the 44s got burned!
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>>689142575

thankyou chef
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H-Hi chef! I-I'm new here so d-don't be rough on me h-here comes the order 44
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i want to cook
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>>689142043
Hot and ready pig testicles
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44 chef
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>>689142043
44 ready, chef
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>>689142359
Chef how much longer before you notice I came in your salad?
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Pig testicles ready
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Alright the 44 is ready.
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>>689142636
That's a good 36
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It's RAW!! GET OUT!!
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Sorry "chef" but the only who'll be cooking here is me. Now say my name
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Guys, get on those 44s, need them fast!
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>>689142043
ez pz lemon squeezie chef.
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1
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another order coming up
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>>689142777
A BIT LATE TO THE FUCKIN PARTY
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>>689142777
Little fucking late with the 777
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>>689142777
Oh...
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>>689142724
GTFO no one even ordered 24!
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>>689142777
That order was cancelled
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here chef
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it's done chef
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>>689142777
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE READY EARLIER
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>>689142777
I'm sure it's fucking delicious, but it was really just a waste of time wasn't it?
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I've got it!
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order comin up chef babby
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44 almost done
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>>689138388
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Here you go chef sir
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WHAT'S TAKING SO FUCKING LONG??? WAKE UP!!!
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Fuck this I'm outta here
Fuck this brit cunt ramsey faggot tea drinker
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come on guys!!
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It's slightly burnt but I think it's still acceptable.
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YOU CAN'T COME AT MY RESTAURANT AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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Come on guys, don't fuck this up or you will be up for elimination
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Chef is there anything else we can cook in the mean time?
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OH FUCK ME, 44 just went cold. START UP ANOTHER ONE!!
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>>689143145
You over cooked it dude!
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aye chef
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Can I come back in chef?
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This bass is FUKIN RAWWWW
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order up!
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>>689141911
we have an order here for Mr Clinton, chef
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>>689143115

working on those 94's right now chef
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>>689143115
Here you go chef,my fresh jizz
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>>689143145
YOU FUCKING BURNT IT!
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Chef! What was the order again?
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chef babby ill cook it up good just what you want
dont hurt me again please
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>>689142043
Cumming chef
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>>689143294
You nearly fucking blew it, fuckface.

I still need 94, how much longer?
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did people forget about the order "94"?
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I'm in this to win!
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>>689143460
Coming right up!
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>>689143294
I got 94!
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>>689143294
>>689143460
You still need 94 chef? or are you just retarded?
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I won't let you down chef.
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>>689143460

im working on it chef can i get some support over here!?
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>>689143460
Are you proud of me chef?
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>>689143294
ORDER 94 READY TO BE SERVED CHEF
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fuck off brit cunt
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>>689143460
I got it chef
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>>689143615
I've got ya.
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Cheff we can serve corn dogs in the mean time, our corn dog tree is ready for harvest
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 44!
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Yes chef!
>>689143460
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Fuck this shit, I'm out
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im da best cook
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on the way
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I'm doing my best
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>>689143747
That dosnt look like a 44 to me!
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I've failed you chef.
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