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I wanna be inside a shark grills belly

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>>689133216
Heres an Baldwin RF-18 Sharknose
Just for you
Before I go

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>>689133466
>spams 1 thread and leaves

Fucking casual.

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>>689133534
That's a weird-ass pic. But I like it.

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>>689133561
>the ride never ends

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>>689133561
Why does such a horrid thing exist. I hope it derails because of all those fucking flatspots on the wheels

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>>689133599
Fuckit. I spent all my reserve shitpost energy today. Off to go do something more productive like not being productive and watching trains

The game

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>>689134109
FOOT MEME

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>>689134114
You say that but you and I both know you won't leave and will stay in this thread as you love fur porn.

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>>689134255
Feet are gross. Especially that one.

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>>689134400
He's a regular in these threads don't mind him.

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>>689134531
I know, mate. I know. And feet are still gross. Here's one thing you need to know about me: I can spot bait immediately. I never take the bait unwittingly, I always do it on purpose.

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>>689134383
I have a fool proof plan to never come back here again

I'm turn 18 tommorow

And I really really rewally don't like chocolate milk or moderators.

Fuck everything

And meepss are kill

/atterha/

To the tune of The safelight commercials
Toss me a salad O captain O'brain
O toss me a boat
Boatof stoat
Captain O'brain

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>>689134701
So you only pretend to be retarded to ruse people?

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>>689134701
Were goin on a hunt. And he's gonna buy you a soda and take you around. For our favorite rocket ship. Little my spies. Scoob didily eye oob snappsd

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>>689134902
Duh. Counter-trolling is the best trolling.

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>>689134902
No

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>>689134754
/b/ dosnt have a functional mod base anymore, you can post CP and go un banned for hours.

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>>689134868
SAFELIGHT REPLACES SAFELIGHT REPLACES
Jazz pizza for your fuck

>>689135128
Fuck
Time to self-stab hero

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>>689135300
Dont forget to wet the towel. Or you'll get radishes

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>>689133216
I wanna taste sweet deer pussy

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>>689134109
>>The rest

SAMEFAG

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>>689135580
Samefag

Watch my pickle milk guys

>>689135660
>>689135660
Samefag

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>>689135753
Fuck disremembered image

>>689135753
I'll milk your pickle

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>>689135580
Yeah so do I

Deer girl that you?

>>689135768
First off howd you know
Second
SAMEFAG
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>>689135768

>>689135848
Go jump to a bridge

>>689135870
It is

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>>689135951
Haven't seen you in forever.

>>689135926
Oh is this one of those adventure text games?
Go north

>>689135951
Sick toffles ln that one matey. I square up a spot of tea delight. Oh no he's a yellow beller. My golly call the govnor we need a commodity sugars and spices to salivate this recognisance

>>689136062
You went north, and discovered more bridge and a fetus.

>>689136128
Abortion isnt coul daddie

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This is lowest tier bait I've seen in a long time. I don't even know if I can call it bait, it's so fucking bad. God, I hate summer.

>>689136045
Yeah I've not really been on much in the past few months. Whenever I've not been at work I've either been visiting family in hospital or sleeping. All good now though

>>689136179
Go up

Anyone got the slide to unlock pic? Was posted yesterday.

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>>689136241
You are the color of my shit after taco wednsday

>>689136179
Put foetus in bag

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>>689136259
Summer fags arn't real

Also this guy has been in and out of fur threads for months.

>>689136259
Bait is bad in the winter you fuckwaffle. Since all the ewfaggers get comtitputers for jewmash and thy apot on Bee for my EDGEE MEmes but only kf they is of the yravio name. Or a part 3 child

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>>689136440
Summerfags may not be real, but they're a meme which is perpetuated by people pretending to be summerfags, thus making actual summerfags/

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>>689136307
As long as all is well now that's good.

A storm begins to roll in

>>689136313
You jumped up, but this failed as you fell over

>>689136392
You store one fetus in a traffic bag

>>689136575
Didn't Moot confirm that site traffic didn't seem to change in summer months?

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>>689136575
No UOUR A PROCEDURAL MEME

>>689136667
Go further north

>be me 10 minutes ago
>be drunk
>want to fap suddenly
>really have to piss tho
>too drunk to go downstairs to piss
>open a window and i just wing it out
>i get a little splash back but nothing i wasnt expecting
>actually take a second to look down
>i didnt open the glass pane behind the screen
>my windowsill is now full of piss and dead bugs
>except one tiny orb spider thats still alive
>he is trying his damndest to escape the whirlpool of piss
>i literally just raped a spider
please send help

>>689136710
Well moots dead now. He has been for years. That was old data. Why dont you ask MR. TAKANYAKI Onstrad

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>>689136575
Yeah, summer fags don't Physicaly exist but the psycology of the meme causes the shit, funny how that works.

To think If /b/ had a few more mods and janitors it would not be a problem.

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>>689136710
You are correct, he did confirm that; however, that doesn't mean that people don't shitpost more in the summer.

>>689136638
Yup, now I can focus on what's important.
Sexy fur girls.

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>>689136885
Yeah but we'd also be getting a hell of a lot more bans.

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>>689136710
Yes

>>689136710
Yes, but that's kinda missing the point

>>689136575
I just skip the "summer" part altogether. Niggers gonna nig, faggots gonna fag, summer or not

>>689136819
Goed further north. You found an airfield. But no planes are present. The storm worsens and it gets dick wrenchingly cold

>>689136867
Yeah that's why I used past tense.

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>>689136981
Nigers are penis compressioningg hybernation in summer

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>>689136943
My focus on sexy fur girls and their sexy bellies has been mostly unchanged lol

>>689137154
I don't believe you

Who would trust a focks anyways

You FERRAT

>>689137012
Look for hangars

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>>689137202
GET WITH THE CURRENT YEAR

>>689137202
Must have built up quite the collection by now huh?
Also, those nipples look so delicious

>>689137298
One hangar is still intact. You find a nametag that says Joe storpillagmuth the third and a box of Dirt.
You hear footsteps behind you

>>689137434
Samefag

>>689137509
Fasten the nametag on my shirt and turn around

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>>689137563
Nice penis sharpener
I'll take twentee

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>>689137470
Yeah my fur collection with fur bellies grows pretty good, if only I could rest my head on one.

>>689137640
The storm is lightening up
You see nothing but a medium sized female jacket on the ground. Across the airfield, a small fire becomes visible.

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>>689137980
Go back to cub panguen

>>689137919
Take jacket, move to the fire

>>689138168
Jacket catches fire, so do you

You die

You start a Forrest fire

Fort McMurray burns down

Gane over.

>>689138168
At fire, you meet a man named Elmer. Elmer tells you to fuck off. You hear more footsteps behind you.

>>689137853
Wow, I've not seen that one before, so hot.
I need to start eating properly again, my belly's all but gone

>>689138285
Samefag
Also not the game master. Go an hero

Whats with all these antisematic animals. Fuckin wierd

>>689138321
Give foetus to Elmer and show him my name tag

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>>689138419
It would probably still make a nice pillow.

>>689138639
Elmer approvves of your gift and procedes to insert a straw down the fetuses neck. He offers you a moldy hamburger in return. Do you accept?

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>>689139054
Thats gay dude

>>689139027
It would be rude not to. Take the mouldy burger

>>689138777
Maybe, I'm not the pillow police though.
I personally don't think I'd make a good pillow haha

>>689133216
I want you to be inside a shark's belly.

>>689139554
You take the burger. Elmer looks pleased. You start to walk down the runway when you see two roads. One to the weast and one to the west. What do

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>>689139735
Tummy pillows are nice no matter their shape, especily if they sound nice.

>>689139759
Why. That just seems so weird. Can skmeone explain this?

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>>689139899
Vore fetish

>>689139931
Fucking femenist

>>689139899
Because if he's inside of a sharks' belly, it means he's been eaten and won't be posting about wanting to be inside of a shark girl's belly anymore.

>>689139838
Go east. How mouldy is the burger?

>>689139993
But. Why. Can you explain whats sexy about sticking your cock into her stomach? (i assume thats what itis)

>>689140073
The paddy is nasty as hell. Bun and tomatoes look passable. The road is rough and you break your shoes.

>>689140211
You forgot

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>>689140125
No I want to be swollowed whole and alive by a giant shark grill and be in her belly.

>>689139892
It makes plenty of noise.
Going to make lasagna today, that would get it all bubbly

>>689140359
Oh
Thats rven fucning wheirder. Is it the cold freezing nature of the stomach that js sexy to you? Or do you like the melting phase of the stomach. Whay the fucktot

>>689140266
Aww ok, salvage the laces from my shoes

>>689140556
>>689141223
samefag

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>>689140422
Mmm bubbly

Haven't got to listen to one in a long time, my friend who let me IRL told me we can't anymore last month, which is sad because she had a nice belly.

>>689140682
You had one job...

>>689140609
Laces put in pocket. Your feet start to hurt. A quiet voice calls out from an adjacent building
>hey you
Do you enter or no

>>689140735
Why can't you listen to hers anymore?

A'ight, night to to you all.

>>689140762
>>689140308
Samefag

>>689140805
Cautiously approach the building.

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>>689140840
I'm not too sure she just said so and I just left it at that and never pushed the issue further, it's her belly she can do what ever she wants with it so yeah, oh well.

>>689140924
You enter the building. It seems quiet. You feel a sharp pain in the back of your head. You regain conciosness later. It is dark out. And your pant's are gone. You hear crying upstairs

What do

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>>689140882
Night.

>>689141073
Fair enough, what about the trans anon? Didn't you listen to their belly?

>>689141127
No, this is 4chan. Not night by ellie weasle

>>689141181
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>trans
You better be talking about a car or truck transmission.

>>689141100
Look around the room.

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>>689141181
Yeah a few times via Skype, it's not all that loud and we haven't in months.

>>689141284
Can't remember if they were trans or a trap.

>>689141294
You find a pair of boots, an empty GLock magazine and a rusty knife.

>>689141437
Howbout neither

>>689141481
You hear "cheeki breeki" in the forest

>>689141481
Wear the boots, put the empty mag in the boot, carry the knife in my hand and make my way to the stairs

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>>689141574
Kek but no. This is my game. Fug off

I'll decide when is cheeki

>>689141557
Maybe both

>>689141660
The stairs tremble under your feet. You try the light switch but it doesn't work. A Girl look at you from the top of the stairs. voice shouts stop or I'll shoot.

>>689141708
Faggot

>>689141950
Stop where I am and ask who's there

>>689141997
Oh I know I am.

>>689142363
The girl takes a shot anways. She misses. What do

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>>689141437
Trans, not at trap level yet.

Oh well I'll get my chance too again sometime, no idea when but eventually.

>>689142465
Mmm tasty deer butt

>>689142542
Throw the empty glock mag at her and rush her

>>689142726
Can I burn it?

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What are you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRILqsAOtfo&list=PLE8BzzabnLXcOMtBh3vxifhd0pQFaCSSS

>>689143051
So sexy

>>689142757
Plan suceeds. She is squirming trying to get out of her grip. You tell her never to fuck with Joe storpillagmuth the third, then you threatan to kill her if she doesn't comply. She gives in. What do?

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>>689143017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZzONnhxrWk

>>689143168
Ask her where we are and where my pants are

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>>689143017
Female belly sounds on youtube because I'm in the mood now.

>>689143136
Mmm now we're talking

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>>689143187
Nice, Alestorm is cool. I love folk metal.

>>689143285
And I'm not the least bit surprised.

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>>689143345
If it wasn't for the Suprisingly large amount of belly fetish and stomach sound videos on YouTube I would go mad.

Not the same as listening live and talking with the girl who's stomach your listening too and all that fun but it's still nice.

>>689143283
Your pants are in the room to the right. she doesn't know the name of this place, she has been here since she could remeber though. She warns not to travel at night. What do?

>>689143574
Loving the emo/scene look

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>>689143676
A few hours late, but happy b-day Dash

>>689143799
Conjoined twins are disgusting
Like taped magazines

>>689143696
Take her gun and get my pants. Looks like I'm staying there until the morning

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>>689143833
Thank you.

>>689143833
The game

>>689143915
Hope it's not too shitty for ya. Offer is still there btw.

>>689143894
Her gun is a dirty Ruger P89, with only 6 rounds left in the mag. It starts to get even colder inside the building. What do

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>>689144076
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I'm still thinking about it.

>>689144154
I guess I'll have to cuddle up to her and share our body heat

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>>689144174
I've still got no problem doing it mang. Only yesterday I had to take care of a problem I had with my car so I may have to wait til this wednesday/thursday when I get paid so I'm not in a bind is the only thing I ask.

>>689144368
Yum

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>>689144496
In that case, you don't have to. I'm just some guy on the internet. It's more important that you save your money for things like fixing your car.

>>689144303
You cuddle with her. You notice she smells like creosote. It is much warmer next to this stranger. You start to drift off into sleep until you are awoken by the sound of a siren

>>689144663
Look out of the window

>>689144802
>>689144802
>>689144802

>>689144784
You see flashing lights inn the distance. (Next thread)

>>689144909
Please keep it in this one.