I jerk off with guys online. Probably stems grin when i was in junior high and had a friend jerk me off pretty much every time we hung out

>>689133517
>Probably

>>689132804
i have sex with my grandpa

I once molested best friend while she was passed out drunk

>>689133657
thats always fun

>>689133636
ok what the fuck

I have talked one girl through her first orgasm, I am helping another train to become who brother's whore, and I actively participate on a BDSM board where people have, to my surprise, started telling me they are fans of me and my challenges.

I am a virgin and making up everything I do on the fly.

>>689133829
well it more like he used to molest and rape me now i just dont care anymore and let him

>>689134028
it is time for you to go all the way.

time for you to fuck that apple pie, nigger.

>>689132804
I like markiplier

I dress up like a girl when I'm alone and act like a slut a lot of the time. This one time, my brother was hanging out with his girlfriend, and they were fucking. I fingered myself to their noises and when they were done I snuck into the bathroom, picked his condom out of the trash and chewed it like gum for a while.

>>689134028
You ever feel like you've been here before?

Been in this thread before, on this night.

Said these words...

Does anybody else feel like this has happened before?
Am I just going insane

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>>689134192
woah dude that's pretty crazy
well if you enjoy it i guess keep doin u dud

>>689132804
I hear my asshole brother's permanently negative bullshit in my head after listening to him constantly bitch for the last 20 years, and even in silence, all I can hear is him bitching about literally everything. I hear his voice instead of my conscience filling my head with this god damned bullshit I don't even believe.

But I hear his fucking voice in my head all the time. I have told him to fucking stop with his negative shit because we are grown-ass men and I do not want to be schizophrenic but I don't know if I even have a choice at this point.

I've literally screamed at him "for the love of god shut the fuck up" but he never will I don't know what to do. I'm worries that it will only end if one of us dies.

>>689134659
if you even have to ask if youre going insane, you probably are

I was raped when I was a kid and now I've got a rare, fucked up mental disorder because of it.

>>689134659
shit, if there is someone else who is in that boat, I'd be surprised.

One was a teenager who have never cum, who I talked into masturbating and how to get what she needed out of her clit.

one is a girl who probably doesn't know what /b/ is but wants to learn to serve any guy who cares for her, and she has decided that that would include her brother, so she wants to make it so she is his whore he controls.

The last is just me fucking around on getdare and having people respond well to what i make up.

>>689134837
wow i think its funny you instantly think im a guy
but sure thing

>>689134659
dawg i get dejavu all the time dudio

I 'accidentally' send pics of my wife sucking my cock to people to get their reactions.

>>689135108
well then dude/female-dude

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One time I busted my nut into a pickled brain shot and gave it to this slut I wanted to fuck at a party...my dick immediately got hard after I watched her drink it.

I want to buy a pistol, for self defense, because I think something might happen to our society soon.

But I'm afraid that if I have a gun... I might use it on myself.

i once told my elementary school mates that i fucked my neighbor's daughter and since then they were laughing at her. sorry

>>689135108

Dude is generally used regardless of gender nowadays

>>689135402
just buy it already

I think I could've fucked one of my close friend's girlfriend. I have a girlfriend so I didn't cheat. His gf and I have seen each other naked a handful of times but nothing happened. But it could've. And I've blown 100s of loads thinking about those tits and that ass and beating myself up for not going for it.

>>689134845
Try moving out, you fucking faggot

>>689135469
true true kek

>>689135626
we don't live together, nice try though

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>>689135469
yea my dudes

>>689135617
no, t would have never happened, unless you raped her.

>>689135502
I think I'm going to buy it anyway...
I guess guns just freak me out.
The dumb part is that I've used them to hunt before, when I was a kid.
I'm even a pretty good shot...
Whenever I see police officers I tense up.
idk man

>>689135402

How about you buy it but decide not to use it, you fucking flake

>>689135823
are u black?

>>689134867
Bs

The people who are really insane don't know they are. They just think it's normal.

There is a girl I've been mentoring at work for the last five years. We have grown very close but completely plutonic. Over the last six months I've wanted to just tear into her even though we are both married. I keep thinking about ways we can get drunk together to facilitate it happening.

So as to not betray our spouses I'd like to give full swap a try and fuck her while watching her husband - who is a cool /b/ro on mine.

Just thinking about makes my dick diamonds.

>>689135811
I rubbed my dick up against her ass and I've gotten a full on view of her meat flaps. It most definitely could've.

>>689132804
i like windows 10

>>689132804
I'm lonely.

You'd never guess it.

I'm married, and no one knows that we're separated. Everyone loves me. I have a great job, and make a lot of money. I'm invited out every day of every week by successful or attractive people, and I want to come home to my cat and video games. Because I'm lonely, and none of them ever make me feel less lonely. I used to think, in my twenties, that the people and the parties and the girls and the money? I thought that they would make me less lonely. They didn't. It just became this awful cycle of self-loathing and alcohol-abuse.

I don't trust anyone. I don't love anyone. I want t be alone, all of the time. And it makes me feel so lonely that I fucking hate myself.

>>689135978
I had a period where I fantasized about soft and hard swaps. Then I did some research in my area and all the fetlife and similar site users are fatties, weirdos, tatted freaks, or a mixture of those 3 things.

I have a 5 gig Dropbox filled with nudes of girls I wanted to fuck in highschool but was too much of a virgin fag to do anything about it. Now I'm obsessed with getting nudes of girls I know, and wasted 1000's of dollars and ruined friendships getting girls to take nudes of themselves for mobey

I think my younger sister wants to have sex with me but I can't be sure. She let me almost feel her boobs when I tried to wake her up when she was downstairs and needed to be in bed, but she didn't stop me, again, almost fully felt her up, but she didn't stop me.

>>689136094

>give money to a therapist
>like yourself again
>stop being a faggot

>>689136094
Gatsby? Is that you?

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>>689136094
holy cow
you can trust me my dude :^)

>>689136227
post pics of sis
go into her room, straight up ask her if you can touch her tits.

>>689132804
I have a fetish for American cartoons such as Sponge Bob, Family Guy, Adventure Time, and a lot more.
I guess it's the smooth animations of the characters is the reason they really turn me on.

>>689136213
drop link faggot

>>689135823
Im the same anon. I was a military policeman. Expert on m9 and m4. Since being out I hate guns and never want to be around them.

>>689136213

Who is mobey?

>>689134028
You may be a virgin but you have popped your power cherry a long time ago. You should find a girl to mold to your liking.

>>689136363
No pics, as it would cause "controversy". I need to be more subtle, as our relationship is the stereotypical brother sister one most assume every sibling pair has.

>>689136479
I intend too, but first i need to stop being such a poorfag

>>689132804
in 9 more days my gf is going to be at Brazil with her parents and Ill be fucking my 18 yo. cousin til my gf returns to our place

>>689136518
well, if she is in bed now, sit with her, look at her, and rub her legs, and just enjoy the sight.
She she opens her legs, take that as an invite to talk more.
if she asks what you are doing, tell her you're just looking at your pretty little sister. ask if she wants you to stop. she'll say no.

>>689133636
I also had sex with your grandpa,but this is all common knowledge by now

>family event last week
>grandparents 75th anniversary
>all my cousins are there
>used to secretly crush on one of my cousins
>for good reason mind you
>professional volleyball player
>11/10 body, beautiful face, top notch all around
>literally the reason I went to family events
>haven't seen her in a few years at least, really looking forward to it
>she's got a kid
>she's got fat
>dude she's with is even fatter
>she went from 11/10 to 4/10 since the last time I saw her
>legitimately disappointed
Its been a week now, I'm still trying to come to terms with this realization

I was molested as a kid and I weirdly enjoyed it

>>689136822
robyn?? what are you doing on here youve got school tomorrow

I got really mad at my housemates and cleaned the toilet with their toothbrushes and never told them. Years later, I fucked one of them. I don't feel bad. They were assholes. I really don't

I periodically cum in the juice jug at church and watch everyone drink it after the service. I've found if I eat no meat or dairy for 3 days before and pineapple juice, I can cum up to 6 times in a gallon without it being noticeable. I've also cum in food I serve to family and friends periodically.

>>689137136
You need to die

>>689136779
We're both in bed in different rooms. It's pitch black for both rooms. Both doors closed for privacy against everyone. All black at 1:11 in the morning. I need a better plan than that.

>>689137136
ok that's a little weird

>>689136925
That's cool, think about molesting kids now?

>>689136925
Unless it was uncomfortably violent or grotesque, why wouldn't you?

>>689136925
Who molested you, you a f or m? How young? STORY TIME ANON. TELL IT FAGGOT.

>>689135108
tits or gtfo then, rules of the internet are no girls on the internet and tits or gtfo. both apply

>>689135108
Let me be your grandfather tonight

>>689137249
how old is sis?

>>689132804
when i was really little I ate my own shit out of the toilet

>>689137555
Trips, shit.

If I tell her age, will I get into shit/v& or no?

>>689137554
I'd love to see that line in a movie.

>>689137554
woah calm down there dude

>>689137512
no

>>689137554
maybe what do you look like? and how big are you?

I fapped at my friend's house when I was like 12. It was my first time cumming, to embarrassed to move I wiped it on the. Couch

Girlfriend had an abortion, no one knows except us and the people at the clinic. I personally don't feel too bad about it but i know it eats at her and it makes me feel like shit

>>689137722
No lol

I let my 7yo nephew shower with me and my gf tonight. Is usually just him and I (no i dont molester him), was 1st time w/ gf also.

>>689138018
SAME! then we touched dicks in our pillow fort

>>689137722
nah.
we couldn't even if fags here wanted to.
you have no pics of her to share, legal or not, and you haven't touched her. what could you get v& for?

>>689138046

>13

>>689138018
>>689138214
KEK

>>689136426
Mobys retarded cousin

The only reason I'm with my gf is so I can groom her 12 yo daughter

>>689138271
true, and isn't there a rule stating that everything that is said here is bullshit, and shouldn't be believed?

>>689138199
No harm in that. A healthy attitude to the body.

>>689138346
12yo girls dont need groomed. she has probably had sex 100 times already

>>689138199
Piss on him together

I frotted before I knew what it was. I was 10 with my friends at a sleepover. We kept doing it until we knew we were gay. Then it just became me and my best friend whose dick grew to be thin but 9+"

Still suck each other off occasionally

>>689138199
How did he react to seeing a grown woman naked?

>>689138289
You gotta fuck her,its the perfect age, she all turn Into a slut after!

>>689136323
I would never, ever, invite anyone into my home. It's a beautiful, three-bedroom condo. I sleep on an air-mattress. The second-largest bedroom is for my cat. I leave the faucet dripping, in his bathroom, because he likes to drink from it. I keep thinking I'll turn the third bedroom into a study. But I have lived here for six months, and the only furniture that I have bought was two chairs. A blow-up mattress and two chairs--that's it. All the appliances came with it, but they didn't have furnished places. And I'd have to let people into my house, to order things. I can't go pick them up--I do not drive. I call drivers. And I only bought those two chairs because one of my employees told me she was moving and selling them. And it made me sick that I let her husband bring them here. My cat's furniture is a pile of Amazon boxes. It's the best-dressed room in my whole place. I think I'm losing my mind.

>>689136094
There's another world out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOHvWX8c6Vs

ok now im gonna share my secret
i spent 3000$ on my roblox account

>>689137093
Not if I get grandfather too call me in "sick"

>>689138331
No it's the name of some low fat yogurt

>>689138346
Plus post pics, got her naked yet?

>>689138764
It's killing me. It seems like she does to, but so many things are sort of no-go signs, I can't tell.

>>689138289
I'll tell you what. If I had a 13 year old sister down the hall who was adorable, and I had filthy thoughts about, I would leave my room, as late as it is, go to the kitchen for a glass of water, the bathroom, whatever you can legit do.... and then I would open the door, sneak into her room, and...well, once you get that far, you should figure it out.
touch her?
wake her up?
undress her?
takes pics just for yourself?


but you won't. I get it.

The next few days, whenever you have a chance to be alone with her, touch her. legs of belly. make sure it is a touch you can excuse, but make sure you are able to touch her. see how she responds to your closeness.

>>689138890
well if you were her you would have know he does that all the time sooo yeah

>>689139060
You don't wait - you act.
Don't follow - you lead.
Be smart but decisive. You're the man.

>>689137723
Me too

i sit at home and eat molly on a reg

I could never have an orgasm while having sex, only fapping and had sex with 11 girls. Have no interest in men.

So even if I have a 10/10 girlfriend (some anons would say it's 6-10 depending their taste, but for me, she is the ultimate sexier girl) who I love and loves me, sometimes I go out of the bedroom and fap on /b/ or /gif/ while she is sleeping.

We have sex 1-4 a week.How strange is it my dear friends? Someone else have a problem like this?

>>689139492
Take the condom off.

>>689139079
Sick bastard

>>689136227

Yea that's not a hint

>>689134845
The only way to get it to stop is to kill him

>>689137761
As big as Rambo himself and I have a mullet so you already know im somebodys creepy uncle who lives in a shed by the lake

>>689138500
>12yo girls dont need groomed. she has probably had sex 100 times already
She's still a virgin

>>689139051
>got her naked yet?
Topless, for a shoulder massage

I pay my neighbors daughter 30$ a pop for anal

>>689137504
>6-8 years old
>sleep over cousins house a lot
>uncle would invite me to his room and let me play on his PC
>sat on his lap and he would rub his boner on my ass
>he would grope my ass all the time
>would wake me up at night and let me sleep in his bed
>told me he had a monster under his sheets
>it was his dick and I would jerk him off
>he dry humped
>would rub his cock up and down my ass
>never penetrated but I enjoyed it

>>689139079
>>689139247

Well see, some events have happened that I can't tell if she enjoyed them or was just being a sister. A few weeks ago, we were down stairs and in the kitchen chatting. The convo leads to where I say I'm stronger than her, and she of course, denies it. I say, "Are you sure?" "Yea, I'm stronger than you". We sort of touch wrists and I start getting a boner I try to hold down. I have her sort of pinned to the side of a counter, holding her by her wrists. She is trying so hard to escape, but I stay strong. She was moaning only a moan women do when they're having sex, according to porn. I'm laughing because she is struggling, and I get some crotch rubs in there, but nothing serious. Madre comes down eventually, says wtf, and that was that.

>>689139079

Belly of legs

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I tell girls I'm clean when I actually have AIDS. This is why I pursue whores. I'm trying to weed them out guys, I swear. Love me.

>>689132804
I desperately want my gf to make me fluff a guy who'll then help me spitroast her.

>>689132804
I dont love my gf, but im in a foreign country at university and we live together. I cant afford to live alone. Although i make twice the money she does, because i work and she is a lazy cunt. Seeing her everyday makes me hate myself. She's got fat and our sex life is boring as fuck. I just want to go back home, but im 1 year from finishing my degree. What do?

>>689138532
Kek

>>689132804
i've shoplifted almost $5000 since march of this year. I think im addicted.

>>689138641
He was pretty shy at first, would only take quick peeks. She caught him looking once and he quickly looked away, she told him it was ok and he could look all he wanted. she made sure to give him a good view especially when washing her pussy. by the end he wasnt really paying too much attention to her, but he did intently watch her dry off and get dressed. will probably let him join us a lot more, he's staying here for a few more days.

>>689138532
My sides

>>689139721
>She's still a virgin
sure she is lol

>>689139763
A few months before and some times since, whenever we are sitting on the same couch, she plays this footsie game of hers with me, and I join her game or whatever. It's been an in-the-moment kind of thing, but it's something. She has also been waaay nicer than ever before to me these past few months (before the kitchen incident and such), so idk if that means anything either.

>>689139757
Bargain!

>>689139933
finish degree otherwise it will all have been for nothing dude just finish it and then leave

>>689132804
I eat my boogers, bite my toenails and barely shower

>>689139960
Did he get hard?

>>689132804
I have actual super powers but don't use them to save people because people need to learn not to rely on those stronger than them
also I hate people fuck them

>>689139866
Doing God's work

>>689133636
Thats nice of you doing something for the older generation.

>>689139933
Cheat on her, rape her in her sleep, abuse her

>>689138488
that's whats i say, his parents are fairly religious so he is kinda sheltered when it comes to some aspects of reality, such as gender/sexuality type things

>>689140025
tickle war.
tickle her into submission. Go up her shirt to tickle her belly, sides, and underarms.

>>689138907
Mobys cousin is yogurt!?
Everything make so much sense now

I got my neighbors daughter drunk the first time I fucked her ass it was awesome she didn't know what was going on

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I'm sexually attracted to dogs.

>>689139492

That's my life too, no problem at all

>>689140063
Why? Do you have depression?

>>689140284
>gender/sexuality
Don't pollute him with the trendy shit either.

>>689140313

Winner

>>689139933
Dump GF. You're just hurting both of you by persisting a doomed relationship. Finish degree while looking for a job.

>>689140072
no, have never seen him get hard

>>689140413
yeah fuck that shit

>>689139138
Then again so does grandma,that I know because I am robyn

>>689140286
She scratches me, very hard as well, but I think I can manage that. Again, she does that whenever I touch her (brotherly messing with her) so I can't say for sure. A sucky part is she is always in her room doing God knows what, so getting alone time when no one questions it will also be difficult.

I have a Tumblr

im in love with a girl, but im a coward.

>>689139950
Give me some stuff to repent 4 your sins

>>689139492
>>689139547
Sometimes we do it for a minute o two before putting a condom. We talked about condom sometimes, last week on her first period day we did no condom, was one of the best sex ever, but still no orgasm in 20-30 min. Still a shot, I think if I manage to stop fapping for a week or two and make more exercises I gonna get there

>>689140407
I guess I do sometimes… I live in a third world shit hole after all and I'm poor/from a humble family

I fantasize about my 14 year old neighbor finding me shrunken to the size of a Barbie doll and putting me in her panties and wearing me around in there for a while while she gets wet and then later she uses me to fuck herself, both in the pussy and asshole. Then she gives me to a friend and the cycle restarts. Whenever I think about it I'm instantly diamonds, she's super hot for her age and I would fuck her in an instant.
I'm 19 btw

>>689137246
I have a hard time disagreeing with this guy

Every time my girlfriend and I have sex, I finish in her asshole and she loves it and beckons me on.

Not so much a secret as something I just want to boast about

>>689139960 get him to look directly at her pussy and PISs ON HIS FACE

>>689140909
cum in her pussy like a real man, not a faggot

>>689140322
No orgasm? Do you fap a lot or see too many porn? Overweight or few exercises?

>>689140557
I can't, i dont have the money to get a new place. I know its not fair on her and it makes me feel like shit. But im starting to resent her. Because she is fat, lazy and doing a mickey mouse degree. Plus i don't have one single real friend over here.

>>689140973
probably not but ill leave the option open

>>689141046

Don't be jealous, you fag

>>689135108
Wow I think it's funny you think dude means guy

>>689140656
go into her room. sit with her. hang out.

do you have a car? offer to drive her places? does she need clothes?
clothing shopping is an amazing, and under utilized thing. take her shopping, let her try clothing, and watch as she suddenly wants to model everything for you!

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>>689134565
What the fuck...

I have one testicle

i can suck my own dick and im ashamed im a virgin

>>689141236
>no car as cant afford
>clothe shopping without parents I can try.

>>689140313
How old? Find 11 pls

>>689141303
Are you a son of a certain German leader?

i have a crush on my "straight" best friend...he has sent me pictures of his cock and body and it has only increased my crush on him.

>>689134973
Autism isn't a rare mental disorder

>>689141123
Of course you resent her. You're basically her sex slave.

How does she have a place when you can't afford one while you make double what she does? Does she own, or are you splitting costs? Even if it costs you most of what you're making to rent another place, you'll probably be happier.

>>689136923
before and after pics?

>>689132804
I need another story something to get off my chest my life gets kinda boring need something that I can confess 'til all my sleeves are stained red from all the truth that I've said come by it honestly I swear thought you saw me wink, no I've been on the brink, so tell me what you want to hear something that will light those ears sick of all the insincere so I'm gonna give all my secrets away this time don't need another perfect lie don't care if critics ever jump in line I'm gonna give all my secrets away

My God, amazing how we got this far it's like we're chasing all those stars who's driving shiny big black cars and everyday I see the news all the problems that we could solve and when a situation rises just write it into an album
Send it straight to gold but I don't really like my flow, no, so tell me what you want to hear something that will light those ears sick of all the insincere so I'm gonna give all my secrets away this time, don't need another perfect lie don't care if critics ever jump in line I'm gonna give all my secrets away

Oh, got no reason, got no shame got no family I can blame just don't let me disappear
I'ma tell you everything so tell me what you want to hear something that will light those ears sick of all the insincere so I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect lie don't care if critics ever jump in line I'm gonna give all my secrets away so tell me what you want to hear something that will light those ears sick of all the insincere so I'm gonna give all my secrets away this time, don't need another perfect lie don't care if critics ever jump in line I'm gonna give all my secrets away

All my secrets away, all my secrets away

>>689140659
Get out

i wear my sis's panties. one time she came home and i almost got caught.

>>689141348
and basically show interest in her. spend time with her, and invite her to spend time with you. Especially if it is in a situation where she might think she isn't otherwise invited.
Also, talk to her like an equal, not like a kid. the fact that you treat her like she can do or say anything with you and that you won't see her as a child is a big help in getting her to open up.

>>689141438
Nah it twisted and the doctor was a fucking retard and couldn't see it through the ultrasound. If he had I would still have it.

Shit was fucking cash had some 9/10 nurse touch my dick while changing the dressing.

>>689136094
Go traveling, or go try volunteering outside your comfort zone.
Might give you an outside perspective to solve your situation, or just introduce you to some better people.

>>689133636
Get him arrested and put in jail. You're suffering from stockholm syndrome. You can put an end to it. Its wrong what he is doing and he should be punished accordingly