Waifu threadThe rules are very simple:Claim your waifu/husbando Keep ERP and RP to
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world
still here
and
>>689131942
i mean i dont want them
>>689132402
too late already bagged some for you
No one else does, and that's okay.
イブウギ
Really quick claim, having to move stuff sucks.
I must departure now. Talking to Akiko, Makoto and Dio was fun. I hope to see you all again.
>>689132298
alright boys, bedtime for me.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
>>689132560
Later General, we should go bike racing next time! I'd love to test my skills against ya!
>>689132373
cleaning what? im ok with exercising but it would have to be for someone not myself
>>689132474
give em to the pets
>>689132298
>Scheme taking over the world
hmm?
claimed
>>689132350
Farewell, Sunshine.
I hope to see you soon again.
Good luck through your day, and take care, please.
You know who it is
Claimed
>>689132748
See ya around m8y.
>>689131280
>over 16 hours of Genji
Absolute madman. Nice though, I've yet to even get 5 kills with High Noon.
>>689131583
Now this one didn't do it for me.
>>689131850
That is true, it's a very fun game. Quite addicted ,myself. Most ults are fairly decent, except Tracer's. Could have a tad more blast radius.
Any girl would do really. None of them stick out personality wise.
>>689132983
Looking at this made me sick.
>Best idol claimed
>>689133080
yellow haired girl better
>nyarko
already starting an argument
>>689133080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU
>>689132870
Cleaning all, reading will tell you exactly what and where and how .
It would be for both .
>>689132983
God dammit, Maki made me want a PB&J yesterday. Why must I be reminded of that which I can not have?!
Complete. Global. Penetration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p52-QBTXZyM
>>689133009
>I don't want you to leave but I know it's too late
>I'll miss you.
>Sleep well, and see you soon, Sugar.
>>689132870
you do it
>>689133390
I'll mail you some for Christmas
>>689133302
you just need some milk to go with it :o
>>689133579
why are the tacos super glued together?
>>689133379
cleaning for both?
>>689133482
ok i can live with that
This is what I've got so far. I'm too tired to continue though, so I will definitely continue this tomorrow!
>>689133655
beaner magic
>>689133870
>peach girl on ground
HERESY
FUCK YOU
>>689133824
and pats
I'm heading off to bed now, goodnight all! Wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your beautiful waifu!
>>689134073
heh
>>689132874
Oh nothing. But i need that.
>Rolling for Sachi
>>689134110
i can live without those
>>689133870
Kek
Was this made in paint?
>>689133870
I lol'd pretty hard at akiko :p
>>689133912
just because I am mexican does not mean you can say such words to me .-.
>>689133824
Yes there could be times where you could do the cleaning for both
Reading will enlighten you only if you are interested , or curious .
>>689134288
I use gimp.
>>689134318
so am I
surprise
>trows piñata
>>689134251
you misspelled can't
>>689134389
what would be done while this sort of thing was being happening?
>>689134715
no typos i reread them myself
>>689133655
>Milk
>Pb&J
Y tho.
>>689132770
The disdain ...
>>689134900
I'm not sure , its up to you I'll be more than glad seeing it happening and maybe take a shot at it
No half assing though
>>689134598
brown brother ^-^
>>689135086
it's the perfect combo, what do you drink? :o
>>689134900
mistakes were made its ok we are in a safe thread
>>689135086
>pb&j
>not pbj&a
Come on, man! Make tom call it lunch!!
>>689135086
>y tho
AARON BURR ANYONE?
>>689134477
Hott
>>689134318
What about "you look Okinawan to Japanese"?
>>689134477
>>689135413
Where's thay smug fag when you need him?
>>689135404
what is the a?
>>689133326
>>689133375
>plotting revenge intensifies
>>689135476
*that
>>689135478
Asshole. No kidding
>>689135344
with enough sun sure
don't brother me if you were not raised there
>>689135317
im still unsure what you would do with a femboy
>>689135373
nope meant all that was typed
>>689135472
there's a lot of waifus named aaron :O
and kyle
>>689135598
oh my
>>689135631
If I was raised in mexico I would not be alive to call you brother, I am very close though :o
>>689135413
>
>>689135499
Just accept the truth.
>>689135728
I will not buy that for a second. that is insulting.
You can't be that slow . I know it.
>>689135344
It;s the perfect combo if you want to ruin your sandwich. I drink nothing with mine.
>>689135404
>pbj&a
I'd rather not.
>>689135472
Wot
>>689135754
I meant the milk commercial in the US where s guy phoned in with the answer "Aaron Burr"
>>689135728
its ok really I insist
>>689135754
close? like move in and out?
>>689135754
>>689136011
Yup. You heard me right. I'll be going to be soon after I satisfy my hunger
https://youtu.be/D6_ttl3LD6M
>>689135986
i more or less just want to be sure.
>>689136050
glad you see that i dont need them
>>689136011
but then the peanut butter dries your mouth D:
>>689136015
I don't live in the US :p
>>689136133
Southwest AZ my friend
>>689136187
oh my, kyle :l
>>689134218
ok
>rolling for shizuru rattles
>>689136187
should be called a pb&s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOX36-tGSM
>>689136416
Go to bed.
>>689136015
Here's the link. I assume this is what
>>689136011
Was quoting about.
https://youtu.be/OLSsswr6z9Y
Sorry, I was being sociocentric.
>>689135476
I'm on it!
>>689135413
>>689135906
>
>>689136300
Yes it is what first came to mind. and also being a couple. thats about it to sum it up in a basic way.
>>689136300
we'll get trough this don't worry
>>689136333
sounds like hell unless legal
>>689135906
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>689136011
Thanks, by the way.
>>689136723
Nice meme.
>>689136812
Dat rosy brow
>>689136590
Weren't you going to bed an hour ago, Shinoa?
>>689135499
sorry wuz getting good at osu. better than your waifu at least at anything.
>>689136187
O shit it was you all along. Kek, nah that's not a delicacy I want to try.
>>689136333
That's why you microwave it, to make the peanut butter infuse with the jelly :^)
>>689136569
Oh ok, kek wouldn't of guessed that.
>>689136812
You're welcome (?)
i hate you all.
>>689136550
See
>>689136187
.
>>689136333
Yeah I know
>>689136507
Nah
>>689136993
See my second reply lol
>an hour ago
Last time i checked, Inc locked out of waifu at 12am
>>689137159
Surprise surprise. I dunno man
>that one instigating nigga in the back
>"Yeah nigga!"
>>689136723
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>689136593
the in depth must be interesting
>>689136636
nothing to get through
theres a big moth in my room someone save me D:
>>689136707
if by hell you mean hot, then yes. and i am legal :o
>>689137159
I'm learning new pb&j strats
>>689137387
I want to die
>>689137314
^_^
>>689137387
I don't keep track of time well, it feels like an hour ago...
>>689137400
>excpect
>uressted
kek
>>689137159
You wish me luck every night when I try to sleep, even though we rarely talk. I really appreciate that.
>>689137400
Haven't seen that one before, nice.
>>689137485
Moths are pretty cool.
>>689137428
It is , interested yet?
>>689137428
>pat
there there
>>689137485
I meant because of certain laws
lets get married then , help a brother out
>>689137485
I now hate you most.
>>689137642
post chaos >:3
>>689137657
I'm scared of them and butterflies ;-;
>>689137941
I wouldn't be against that :o
>>689137968
:D
>>689137776
a little bit
>>689137825
im fine
>>689138234
this? stop coming up with new names or i wont know what you want!
Just finished playing league
>Loss streak
You know the drill Tohsaka claimed
Off to sleep.
Moved stuff from the 3rd floor to base floor until now, uugh.
See you later everyone.
>>689137485
No u
>>689137631
They do say time flies by
>>689137400
Fucking kek
Esdeath will NOT like this, but this is gold indeed
>>689137159
I'm old, there are few Amerifats here who remember that.
I should go to old people bed.
>>689138236
I'm glad you are even if you just want to learn or take peek at it
You'll be treated too good , You now know where to start
>>689138370
it's in the filename! and thanks qt 22/7
>>689138485
flipping her smile would make this a rape :(
>>689138457
sleep well
>>689138236
the pat fixed it
no need to thank me
>>689137485
>Another Arizonan
Ayy never thought I'd met another especially in /b/
>>689137657
>You wish me luck every night when I try to sleep
Oh ok then. I see.
>>689138457
Good night Kyouko!
>>689137642
>>689137657
It's absolute gold.
Created in these very threads.
>>689138567
I saved 2 of them.
This is seriously so fucking good, I'm going to use this every chance I have.
>>689138391
>LoLoLoL
I haven't played since Taliah came out. Do I even want to? Is it still cancer?
>>689138485
I'ma blame on arguing with a dipshit that depression is not an excuse to be a lazy fuccboi. Really ticked me off and hit a bit of a nerve.
>>689138234
I don't know what so say now that sounded awfully cheerful
>>689138457
Night
>smugs
>>689138687
i know its in the filename but "post gif" worked but suddenly you come at me with "post chaos" im like wut oh wait gif.
This thread
Is for all of the pretty girls
All of the pretty girls
And for all of the ugly ones too
Because to me, you're pretty baby
>>689138857
>Inb4 it becomes the next big copypasta
>Tohsaka
>>689138789
I'm a Yuman (AZ) and Arizona threads are extremely popular on /b/, I'd say probably the most popular state thread :o
>>689138914
I don't know what so say now that sounded awfully cheerful
>>689138949
I still love you qt don't worry
>>689137387
>"Yeah nigga!"
Topkek, he's waiting for seconds.
>>689137485
These strats got me into the big leagues, this shit is professional mang.
>Moth
RIP
I
P
>>689137657
Oh, that? You're welcome Galko, don't mention it. I know it's only sentiment but that situation is really shitty. Happy to know that though.
>>689138457
Sleep tight.
>>689138586
I'll book the nursing home gramps.
I'll also go for now, goodnight everyone.
>>689138457
Hope you get some good rest.
>>689138234
Nothing to be scared of.
>>689138833
I talk to you way more than Maki though.
>>689138687
Konata looks like she's been drugged :/
>>689138878
I'm confused now
>>689139153
to say* my bad jeez
>>689138661
google?
>>689138759
no i dont need those remeber
>>689139221
I lost track of time arguing with someone on a topic that's a bit of a touchy subject to me.
>>689139153
konata is qt as well. I watched Lucky Star with my friend thats the memories we have together.
>>689138878
Depends if you're willing to deal with tanks or Irelia every game
>I'm an Irelia main
>Tohsaka
Just finished cooking for the famalam edition. Pork shoulder, potatoes, carrots and beans.
>>689139173
Best part of the 14 seconds vid
>>689139182
Fair enough and I'm joining you too. Goodnight Galky
>>689139221
flipping her mouth actually makes her look annoyed that she's getting raped lol
>>689139182
I am scared of many things ;-;
>>689139351
I love you anon
>>689139437
those are good memories to make ^-^
I don't have friends but I will watch your anime one day :O
>>689139355
you'll do
>>689139406
Oooooooohhhhhhh. Sorry to hear
>sleepy smug
>>689139173
Ty pls call 4 wheelchair they take a long time you know also there was a time I was on an aeroplane and they took a long time to get this woman 0a wheelchair you know back then I was a young man and o didn't need one but this woman did and I thought it was funny she couldn't get one but now I know this is a real thing my boy you know? How is your dog?
>>689139539
lel
>sleepy smugs
>>689139182
Night Galko, good luck once more.
>>689139456
Gah, it's been so long since I've seen Boondocks. Anyways, sleep tight Smug Queen.
>>689139355
It could be a start , but we are in a place where a lot of info is displayed
Just ask the right questions or browse for yourself
>>689139539
no you don't
>>689139677
Uncle ruckus is best character
>sleepy smug
>>689139539
>I will watch your anime one day
yay!
i never finished lucky star though. My friend got depressed and i havent heard from him since. wont finish it without him.
>>689138857
You did good son
Post the other one
>>689137642
>>689137657
Yeah for those who weren't here, Esdeath went full fucking autist there for a few moments. He was crying and clawed his cheeck open until he drugged himself and calmed down. This is a small excerpt from his insane ramblings
>>689139182
Good night Galko!
I didn't finish this goddamned beer but I hafta go to bed now thanks!
>>689139768
I love everyone D:
>>689139812
this is sad news :(
I will pray for your friend and you <3
>>689139541
do what?
>>689139694
i dont know what to ask though
>>689139878
i just feel like giving up because i have ahuge need for a gf like way stronger then usual its unfortunately for dominating women i know physically that women are weaker MOST of the time but refuse to except the facts because it hurts to much so anyone who express the this fact i lash out at anger is my defense mechanism a bad one but it works at the time i just want a women who will care for me like a mother cares for thier son just like esdeath protective and strong
>>689139955
>Genuinely didn't notice the frown was drawn in MS Paint
>>689139967
need pats
>>689139878
wheres the excerpt? or was it what we responded to. is esdeath ok?
>>689139955
<3 thank you! i hope he didnt kill himself :| and is just ignoring me. anyways, how are you konata?
>>689139967
It will come to you. meanwhile just browse but don't jump right into lewd things
>>689139955
even moths?
>>689139972
Got any more?
>>689137400
>>689139972
This is delicious pasta.
>>689139615
Gramps, quick question. Who the hell taught you how to use a computer?
Also
>Dog
You shot him last month you fucking prick!
>>689139799
Can't deny that m8.
>>689140077
I can't draw straight lines in paint or real life :(
>>689140199
aww ;-;
I am good, just enjoying cheerios and scared of this moth, how are you?
>>689140339
Moths are not people >:(
>>689140345
Nah. That's all I have.
>>689140403
I still feel kinda bad though.
Feel like a right cunt.
>>689140456
ever heard of mothman?
I'll make sure he knocks on your door some time
>>689139972
Holy fuck yeah I'll kek every time
I hope Vigil recorded the whole thing
I remember muttering "what the fuck" out loud to myself multiple times while reading all of his shit
He was so deep into it man
Can't really give him shit though because I've had an emotional breakdown here once too, just a less autistic one
>>689140199
The copypasta you responded to
Here's another part of his rant >>689139972
Esdeath has drugged himself and is probably enjoying a nice buzz right now
>>689140127
no i dont
>>689140265
i dont think im ready for that level trust me
>>689140456
im fine, watching steins gate. are they honey nut cheerios or normal cheerios? honey cheerios = better.
>>689140589
oh well shit.
>>689140753
yessss
You guys are even spreading your cancer on Box threads?
Holy shit.
You have this community already, but you really felt the need to go there and make that a waifu thread aswell?
Shinoa, kirino and kyuko.
You guys are the cancer of /waifu/.
>>689140753
I know it , that is why I said it. just in case you wandered off the basics
>>689140544
are you trying to make me cry at 2am anon? :l
>>689140812
they are honey nut cheerios :o
i need to watch steins gate :O
>>689140885
I'm not in this ^_^
>>689140522
>I still feel kinda bad though.
Hey, someone had to do it
>Feel like a right cunt.
Don't. He decided to post his opinions and ideas on a public board. We are free to do whatever we want with them. Whenever you post anything you have to accept the consequences. No blame falls on you
>>689140812
It's a shame you weren't there
The schadenfreude was real
>>689140885
Box threads? Aren't those just another form of Alice/Reimu threads? Who the hell is even in there?
>>689140885
Wew laddy.
I went there and said hello.
You guys were pretty arrogant over there.
>>689140992
I sure hope so
look him up he is kawaii
and care under your bed he likes warm places
>>689140992
i fucking love honey nut cheerios. i eat them practically every morning! :O
steins gate is really good, watch that shit. what animes you watching now? or recently?
>>689141039
i wanna see someone have an autistic breakdown! damn, how long ago was this?
Gonna call it a night. See ya tomorrow
>>689140885
They all the homies though.
>>689141057
Pretty sure box threads are 'i wanna fuck em alls'.
>>689140863
i dont know why i try
>>689140921
i dont know this stuff is pretty weird to me
>>689141319
because you like a little fight even when I was right
>>689141102
Your tricks won't work on me :p
>>689141215
I am watching full metal panic right now and going through the kyoani shows but i am very slow at anime watching .-.
>>689141224
sleep well
>>689141319
It is since you are barely starting
Its ok to ask
>>689141517
ok then I'll make sure he makes a special stop by AZ hope you have cookies for him
>>689141517
when i watch anime its usually in 4-5 our bursts. how is full metal panic? maybe i might watch it. nothing better to do.
>>689141092
I'm not from there.
I'm from here.
You said hello, and someone linked the thread, and then you came and started avatarfagging speaking about your random shit and greeting other waifus.
Maybe you are having a bad time or you were curious, but shinoa amd kyuolo fags fucking invaded the thread.
My point is, those threads are made for sad people, avafagging, etc. But is a different community than ours.
Let them have their fun, for example, /trash/ doesn't come here, or Alice threads, or anyone else.
>>689141057
Yes, they are, but some waifus decide is better to move in there and greet eachother.
>>689141261
Nah, that's Pokebox threads. Different thing all together.
>Pedicabs are getting fucking weird
>Makoto
>>689141215
Autistic breakdowns happen every few months or so. Hang around here long enough and you're bound to see one happen
This morning I believe, maybe a few hours ago
It's quite fresh pasta. Esdeath hasn't been back since
I knew he was a weird but not that he was batshit insane
Miho claimed
>>689133579
Thanks
>>689141782
>not batshit insane
hes claiming esdeath.
>nyarko
>>689141715
I like cookies ^-^
>>689141733
oh my i watch an episode a day. it is alright, kinda silly nothing serious if u wanted a serious anime :p
>>689141764
I've been in there once. I don't plan to go back, I don't know why you're attacking me for just saying hello.
I can't control their actions.
>>689141986
No, but at least change your fucking ava or something, the most depressed human alive you are.
>>689141982
screw serious. i watch stuff like nyarko-san another crawling chaos.
>light novels romance shit
>dont judge
so im fine with something silly
>>689141982
so does mothman and his sidekicks the centipede twins
you'll have a great night
>>689141764
I was originally from those threads. Still go to their chat, but I keep to here unless they ask for bumps to which I'll respond in kind. Otherwise, I'd rather everyone keep the communities separate, at least thread wise. No one here wants a beef with any other community, I'm sure.
>>689141465
not true conflict is the worst
>>689141599
ask what?
How do you guys do this all day everyday. How doesn't it get boring
>Megumin claimed
A bit late but I'm here too
>>689142178
then you might enjoy it ^-^
i like cute anime no serious or manime i cant stand it x_x
>>689142315
sleep nigga
>>689142197
centipedes are funny~
>>689142299
then have some pats they are harmless
>>689142384
they tickle
>>689142122
wat
>>689141982
>>689141880
>>689141782
>>689140522
>>689139221
>>689139182
Not trying to bash you but I always see these threads and you guys are ALWAYS in them
>>689142435
I want to tickle you! >:3
>>689142502
glad you noticed :o
>>689142299
Anything you can think of regarding what we talked about
But I'm sure you already know where to start
Take it as a new hobby.
>>689142384
cute anime best anime.
your pic is weird mouth resolution is worse than the rest of image o.0 wut
>>689142614
what if I get a boner?
>>689142502
Whats a life?
clmd
>>689136507
>Rattle rattle
Rolling for Sachi.
>>689142261
That's my point. Everyone should stay on his fucking threads when he is using his ava, if not, it will be the same as he's tripfagging, he will be known by his avatar.
>>689142497
You are sad
>>689142743
Not saying you dont have a life. You can do this and other stuff. But why are you always here?
>>689142122
Do I scare you or something?
Or do you get triggered because of my picture?
Kinda confused on how it concerns you
>>689142763
way 2 lewd
>>689142789
>rattle
rolling for catzuru
>>689142502
Guess that is because this thread is opened 24/7
