>>689125071
>be me
>be now
>see this thread
>write this story
>post

>>689125282
NOICE

>>689125282
Mind blowing. How did you get through it?

>>689125071
>come home from work
>super boring day, glad it's over
>head over to /b/
>lurking.jpg
>don't see any faggots, could be a good night
>a wild OP appears
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>Be me
>Browsing internet
>see picture to the left
>Wtf.jpeg
>Realize someone took the time out of their life to make this abomination
>kek

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>>689125071
just wrote this in another thread
>part 1

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>>689126765
and 2

>>689126041
BASED

>Be me
>Don't go out much
>Bro invites me to his house
>Play soccer and shit
>We go back to my house for vidya
>stop at gas station for snacks
>buy like 5 bottles of pop and 5 bags of chips for 2 people
>still not even close to the most disgusting and pathetic person there
>there's a girl that looks like a fucking ogre
>could crush entire villages in one swing
>2 10 year old girls wearing hoarish makeup
>Dad looks like the biggest cuck
>The fucking female cashier has a beard and a double chin
>A fucking beard
>My bro buys the shit while I satre into oblivion realizing what this world has come to
>I didn't think the things I saw on the 4chan cringe threads could be true

>>689126802
dude you made a crack whore kill herself

>>689127990
I really hope that wasn't the case.

>>689125282
holy shit someone screencap

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>>689127777

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>>689125071
>be me
>get ass raped by black monster cocks
>get up everyday and take cock in ass
>one day 13 year old is in masters office
>i sneak in and steal him
>i rape the fuck out of him
>mfw im in prison
>mfw im jared from subway

bump to keep thread alive

>>689125071
>buttsecks
>that is all

>>689125282
Bullshit. Fucking fake as shit stories choking up these threads with unbelievable nonsense.

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good wincest

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Fuck you

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I may have raped a girl

>be me
>19
>living in low rent apartment with roommates
>one roommate is female
>flirts with both of us all the time
>diamonds thinking about it
>one night all 3 of us go out to a party
>i dont have much money so i dont drink too much
>while she was sleeping snuck in room
>quiet tip toe
>go up to her bedroom she had been drinking so she's passed out cold
>on the bed fast asleep still dressed
>nudge her arms and legs to make sure she's really out
>she's blacked out
>no idea what's going on
>lift up her skirt
>just sneak a peak at that sweet meat
>getting hard so pull cock out
>see her green lacy panties
>see through
>instantly start fapping when I see her vagina
>start touching it to see if she feels
>she's unaware but she moans when I start rubbing it
>pull her panties to side
>kneel down and start licking her tight wet cunt
>being a virgin this experience is greatest ever
>jerkin it hard
>pass the point of no return, feeling myself cum
>she starts stiring and waking up
>"anon?"
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>she starts to realize what's going on
>yell "I'm not going out without a bang!"
>she cries out "cum all ogre me"
>shove my cumming dick into her vagina and cum buckets
>she moans and grumbles and then shes fiona
>im shrek
>somebody once told me
>the world was gonna roll me
>i aint the sharpest tool in the shed

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>>689131897

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>>689132108

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>>689132307

>>689125071
my best tard encounter

>in this thread I met OP

>>689126802
dude what the fuck is your problem?

>>689131006
i refuse to believe this is real
just a magnificent /b/astard making fun of us

>>689131904
Kill yourself

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>>689133333

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am i the only one contributing? who the fuck is lurking out here so i can cont?

>>689126267

Well okay then.

>>689133336
THAT IS FUCKING HOT

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>>689133979
>>689133979
thanks fuckers

>>689126765
i saw it earlier you heartless bastard

>>689128597
You're a piece of shit.

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>>689131366
fuck

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any other contribooters? i cant be fucking alone, ive done the last 50