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So anon, describe yourself
>>689122587
Pic related is OP's description
>>689122740
Meant to write Morrowind, but I had half-written "Skyrim", then I accidentally pressed the back key on my tablet instead of undo.
>inb4 tabfag
>inb4 actual fag
>>689122587
I'm half Chinese half Cambodian, 5'7", 130lbs, slim athletic build, and 20 years old. I'm also handsome.
I'm introverted, am above-average in intelligence, and relatively strongly relate to Carl Jung's INTJ of Jungian Typology.
I like psychology, music, abstract art, rock climbing, and long walks on the beach.
>>689123583
>8
Why do you want to be black?
>>689124604
For the big ol' weewee.
rate me, also in wich age do you think i'll loose my virginity, im pretty concerned..
>>689125021
>in wich age
my english sucks
>>689125021
Sell your v-card to a prostitute. Problem solved
>>689125931
i would feel like im cheating
maybe in some years... but i still have some hope
>>689126111
Then start going clubbing, meet an easy, drunk bitch and fuck her.
Haven't seen one of these in a while
>>689126740
Fuck, it's been so long my age still says 18
>>689125021
im with ya on the 18 and no girls
>>689122587
Put normal, non-indie hipster patriarch fag plastic metal framed glasses on this sexy bitch.
>>689126881
i would also put my intelligence lower, i dont know why i put it there
>>689126657
i do it, but i just dont have the confidence/ hate the dumb party atmosphere
also i dont fucking know how to persuade a woman to fuck, i have kissed some but that's all
>>689127790
Ayyy
Yes i know im 16 so the "intelligence" thing is off but im an all-A AP student still.
1/2
>>689122587
How do I do this on mobile?
>>689133916
>>689133587
2/2 im dizzy
>>689125021
>la vita e bella
beninibro
>>689122587
>>689133587
Michael Gira, nice
>>689122740
You're a fag, but you're Canadian so it's cool. Also Pulp Fiction is my shit. Same for Catcher in the Rye and Dark Souls.
>>689125021
Top knot is for fags, but what's up with anons and Catcher in the Rye?
>>689126740
Catcher. In. The. Fucking. Rye. Also you seem like you'd be a bitch.
>>689126881
Of course you're a genius, you browse /b/
>>689127015
Same here on the wealth, bud.
>>689129823
The Shining is my shit. Also Dark Souls, again.
>>689130591
Underage ban.
>>689131529
Silence of the Lambs bitch. Fuck yeah.
>>689133916
Standard issue anon.
>>689135249
Terrible fucking taste in music. What are you, 12?
>>689136339
Most likely
>>689136339
We all like different things anon
oh well
>>689136735
Butt pirate detected.
Anarchist
>>689136164
>mom where are my color crayons !!!
>>689137441
Did it on my phone because I'm sick and not getting up to use my laptop. Turned out better than I expected.
>>689137441
hot
>>689137898
>Canadian
>The Glitch Mob
>Death Grips
>FrankJavCee
10/10 anon
>>689138569
Thanks bro.
>>689131529
faith and circumstances have brought us to this moment when the tea cup shatters.
>>689137898
a little bit of /mu/ and a little bit of tumblr cancer.
the ideal cocktail for an hero
>>689139159
Hahaha yeah. It's sad that it was canceled though. Really good show
>>689139452
Shit son, saved that image.
Here's a Zach in return.
Treat him nicely, he's been through a lot tonight.
>>689139752
let us talk about your father now.
>>689139959
don´t make him crash on MY couch again dude.
>>689140066
hehheh
>>689140283
Come on, he's tired. He doesn't bother you much, just a slow consistent droning noise emanating from him through the deep night.
trying to keep thread alive.
Theres been a shooting in Florida. Hostages trapped inside.
>>689140617
fine.
but if he touches my shit with that shit eating grin on his face again....!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkokc9zgUyc
Superior version coming through
>>689141497
its tough being trapped in Florida
>>689141846
you
i like you
this is for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIuSbXXPIsI
finished it
>>689142533
Future-you has a weird hairstyle
Meh.
>>689142640
That's a pretty sweet beanie.
>>689142759
Thanks, beanies = comfy as fuck.
>>689141981
you a femboy?
i suggest walking out of /b/
BACKWARDS AND WITH BOTH HANDS ON YOUR BOIPU$$I
>>689141846
Finally someone who have good taste in movie
>>689142640
the absolute next gen white trash scum.
i bet when you die nature wont even digest your corpse
from top to bottom
plastic plastic plastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eTPuZ-a3m0
R8 M8
>>689142640
Hello there :) I would love to talk to you, could I maybe get your kik/steam name or something? Just wanna chat for a little bit ^^; you seem very interesting.
>>689141933
stay strong little dubs chink
>>689143792
You seem mighty upset partner
>>689143843
Hooking up on 4chan = guaranteed no-murder happy funtime.
>>689142498
Sounds interesting. I'll listen to this next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppsd7IEtbNg
>>689143498
I'm sure there are tons of better movies out there but I don't watch a lot of movies, so I don't know about them.
>>689143824
Why isn`t Serbia burning in flames?
-Serb
>>689144096
I like the old one better.
These things take so fucking long to make, the thread's usually dead by the time anyone's finished.
>>689143942
already forgot what you posted
im fine now
>>689144386
Serbia is in Green, Albania ang greece is in red.
>>689144177
saving it for later
gotta go now
stay pure blooded soldat!
>>689142640
say ULTIMATE the other hellsing is shit only hellsing ultimate follow the manga exactly
>>689144653
Kosovo je Srbija, its just a slavs brotherhood and I dont have any negatives to U
>>689143824
FRIEND!
please be my friend
>>689143824
I love you, can we hang out?
>>689145133
Wut ? who are U ?
Wew I'm 20 years old, I hate myself, and I just wanna die
>>689145020
I LOVE JIM JIM!
love me!
>>689145182
Well, nobody, nevermind
everyone's just so fucking intelligent
>>689122740
>>689125021
>>689125992
>>689126881
>>689131529
>>689135249
>>689138159
>>689139752
>>689141907
>>689142533
>>689144096
you're also incredibly massive faggots
>>689145552
no, he is not >>689136164
>>689127015
Nice flag and political compass holy shit
>>689146045
thanks care a lot
>>689122740
>those stats
>even knowing about /b/
choose one you filthy lying whore
r8 me
>>689146574
you won anon
>>689145020
What in the flying fuck is your music taste. You like cannibal corpse and napalm death which is really fucking good, but then fucking parkway drive, what the fuck man.
>>689148359
>anything not thrash-groove-grind metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG4zvYyNpUU
>>689147050
Well memed/10
Here.
>>689149076
Rayman1 on which platform? If ps1 that game is fucking Satan.
>>689149197
I have all of them, but my favorite is probably the pc/dos one
>>689149291
Ah okay, i have the ps1 and the Gameboy advance version, never played it on pc.
>>689149374
The pc one is a little harder than the GBA one, but a little easier than the ps1.
>>689149490
Okay sounds pretty gud
>>689144399
That's why you save the template, work on it, and then post it whenever a new one of these threads comes up.
Sorry on phone so cant do the image.
Info:
Age 18
Gender Male
Hetero/bi(only traps)
Not Virgin but i am single.
Country netherlands
Intelligence 8/10
Wealth 7/10
Sex life 4/10
Looks 4/10 atm if i would care it could be 7/10
Confidence 8/10
Sociale life 9/10
Health 3/10
Happiness 5/10
Hobby's:
Vidya, Bass and Electric guitar, acting and collecting vinyl albums and D&D
Top bands:
Black sabbath, Soldier, beyond creation, napalm death, the kill, terrorizer, Portal, katalepsy, slayer.
Genres: heavy metal till grindcore and brutal death metal. And classical music mostly tchaikovsy and Rachmaninov
Top Movies:
Dont really know
Top series:
Game of Thrones and metalocalypse
Top books:
Read the Darren shan vampires apprentice and the demonata series loved em both.
Top vidya:
Total annihilation, Supreme commander forged alliance, War Thunder, borderlands series, old stronhold Games, Pokemon Emerald.
>>689137110
Nice post comrade
>>689150581
What the fuck is your existence
>>689151224
Gud
>>689142640
can i please get your steam name or something? i just want to talk :)
>>689146381
Is that money or fucking lettuce
>>689151578
cannabis hemp
Shitty pic.
>>689137898
>death grips
>mac demarco
>my boy
Rip bread?
>>689152539
Nah bbyfam I'm still here
>>689150581
What the fuck "It me"
>>689153267
Found the natzy
>>689153480
Not ok i guess
>>689142640
>Fucking nightcore
>>689146067
Right?
But the compass is just representative of how I lean towards those personal issues like homosexuality and abortion and so-on
Anyway, I believe an anarchist state would mean a utopian society. I mean we wouldn't need government to maintain order and structure if we didn't have need for them obviously. The 'smartest' men in the world claim things like natural selection and evolution but these very concepts imply humans act on a most basic level of instinct like a primate, the same primate whose relatives eat brains of their kin and sling poop in exhibits. Good thing we have the tendency to kill for glory and a church to sell tickets to a better place when we win or lose.
And so-on and so-on, libertarian extremist anti-american socialist blah blah nihilist anarchist cis scum terrorist blaspheming hate speech my opinions won't make a profit and are for naught Op is a faggot
>fuck I'm tired, goodnight nigga
>>689138159
Where the fuck is nurica
>>689153846
Lol amen to all of this, I'm an anarchist too
>>689141981
You got the unedited version?
this is me
There's way too much american...
We can't find someone to date from france or near on this site.
>>689155550
Is that film making? What's your vision?
r8 h8
>>689156692
faggot
>>689157698
thx mate
>>689157823
Rektcellent
>>689146045
I agree 100%
