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How close have you come to being shot/blown up/stabbed?

bonus points for details
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>>689119125
never because i don't live in niggerville
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Been shot at twice don't know if close or not
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Attacked by some meth addict with a screw driver while walking my dog. Got me three times, two on my left shoulder, one on my right, and sliced my right temple slightly. About an inch long slice. Dog attacked him and I beat the shit out of him. Meth still running through him allowed him to get up and jam out of there with serious bites on legs arms and back.
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>>689119125
Closest I've been near, my friend Jason almost shot himself in the foot with an ak-74u. Thought it was empty, hole was an inch from his shoe.
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>>689119669
Sounds legit scary. Pooch sounds like a real OG.
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>>689119125
Have been blown up several times, and shot at many more, did Route Clearance in Iraq and Afghanistan. Had a guy stab me in the right tricep with a piece of a broken lamp at a house party, hurt like fuck.

Being blown up feels like flopping into a pool but sideways and the water comes to you. Shit sucks.
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>>689119515
We're they friends of yours or was it just random bad luck?
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>>689121319
Was the house party in Iraq too? If it was, I'm just really curious as to what an Iraqi house party is like, aside from the appropriate feeling stabbing.
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>>689121319
So it concussive. Kinda like how a dart feels like a punch?

Also do you think luck played a role in you still being here? I saw a tv series about marines in the first gulf war, 'generation kill'. They were superstitous about the 'charms' candy. Threw em out. Did anyone you meet act like that?
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>>689119125
was cleaning an old flintlock pistol that i got with my first job. was told that i was not in working order so i stupidly dry fired the gun. the ball went right past my leg, searing my pants, and put a large hole in the couch. it then ricocheted off the concrete floor in to the drywall
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>>689121744
Haha, nah I was still in highschool when that happened. I got into a fight with a guy and threw him into an end table, which smashed a lamp, and he jumped up and shanked me as I was walking away. 3 other guys jumped on him and beat his ass, I didn't touch him again.

And an Iraqi house party is pretty much the same as the ones in the states, except they fire automatic weapons in the air constantly. Freaked us out on more than one occasion, random tracers zipping upwards at random times.
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>>689121319
Also did route clearance and area clearance. I missed one that got 3 people killed and I haven't been able to sleep since.
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>>689121319
tell us a particularly scary moment plz?
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I had a chick pull my own gun on me because she thought I fucked her sister.

I thought I was going to get shot for pussy I didn't even get
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Back in 2015 some gypsi asked me: "Do you have some money, we need to get home" . Then i gave them some.. but they have seen i have much more and they put their knife out from their leggings and threatened me " if you don't give me your money we will fuking stab you fuking racist mother fuker"
btw i"m just a metal head, and they think thats means im racist.. idk what is wrong with dark skin people
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>>689122040
Yes, I am superstitious. If you're listening to a song when you get blown up, listening to it again invites bad luck, so theres three songs I won't listen to anymore. They stopped putting Charms in MREs cause nobody ate them.

And yes I think it was 1/3 good vehicle engineering and 2/3 luck that I survived, especially one where the truck almost flipped with me in the turret.
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>>689122353
This is OC from my deployment
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>>689122353
So like full blown insomnia or just hard to get to sleep?

Was it like an ambush, did they actually stick around to shoot at you or do they just clack off and run?
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United States marine corps sergeant 2nd class, I was in the raid when they killed Saddam, I was first in the hole and took the shot, I shed all my blood sweat and tears that day serving and protecting America so that we can sit around getting obese on McDonald's and talking down about how other countries are less cultured than we are, you guys can start thanking me for my service whenever you'd like.
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>>689122725
did they survive
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I work maintenance at a car parts plant. I was working on one of the wire feed welders and it malfunctioned and shot a strand of copper wire into my eyeball. Luckily I had the sense not to snatch it out but just cut it. The doctor said if I had pulled it out right away I would have lost that eye.

Not really close to death but it was scary as fuck
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I was at my friends at about 2am. Black kid showed up. There were a lot of crime and jumpings going on, so he bought a gun and was showing it off. I said "Jesus Christ Jamarcus (his real name) why the fuck did you bring that here"

All he did was start laughing weird as fuck and I watched him pull out a fucking bullet. We were all shocked because the dude was, first of all, black and obviously high, and was laughing like a physco.. I get up outta my chair and he loads up the bullet and cocks the gun. We all knew he was crazy and whatever, would use whips and chase us and wrestle us and tackle us etc, but this was the farthest he's ever gone. The dude straight up pointed the gun at me, I froze, what could I do. He took it down and turned to my other "friend" and laughed, said some bullshit about me getting shot and I took off. I jumped through the fuvking side glass window and bolted in their backyard because the way the house was you had to unlock two gates to get out (welcome to the hood) so my best chance was hiding in the darkness of their backyard.. Anyway, I dove behind this fence post, bout 3 feet wide and was standing up while I hear the black kid searching for me. The other kids stayed inside because they knew shit was hitting the fan.. I only riled him up by running, like they tell you not to run from dogs ... Same idea. He came about a foot away from me and I was a second from jumping out and tackling him until I heard "whatever pussy" and he turned around. I stayed there for about a minute and jumped the back gate. Never went back, but saw him again in the neighborhood while jogging and they saw me, and the mother fucker pulled the gun AGAIN. Luckily I knew where to escape thru a trail.. That was the scariest moment(s) of my life.. I heard Jamarcus got lucked up for jumping and shooting a homeless man in downtown ... Everyone knew he had an itchy finger since his watch got stolen. Hope I entertained you all about how I almost got killed by a nigger.
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>>689122753
Hard to get to sleep and hard to stay asleep. I self medicate constantly. It was a deep buried IED I never would've been able to pick up with the minehounds gpr. My team leader was a vest and a foot.
>pic related
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>>689119125
I got stabbed because I was playing with a knife and one of my friends wouldn't stop saying I liked a girl and said if I stab myself I don't and I stabbed myself and went to the hospital, I was 15 when this happened it didn't really hurt
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>>689122528
Fuckin gypsies! Can't trust em.
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>>689122353
I know that feel man. That WHOMP coming from behind a patrol is sickening
>>689122396
Well, we were escorting some construction engineers out to some rickety old bridge so they could do a recon and we took some pretty serious contact. I was on the ground next to their Plt Sgt, and out of nowhere he gets lit up, hit him about five times. I turn around and there's three guys with AKs about 20 meters from me, they snuck up on us using the whadi for cover. I shot one in the face, gave the second one about 10 to his chest, and then the 50s started shooting and all hell broke loose. There were about 15 other Taliban and they started lobbing rockets and grenades at us, so I basically had to drag this E7 about 50 meters through enemy fire.

He ended up dying, I got a Bronze Star with V device. It was a shitty day.
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>>689123068
Yeah he lived. He was done clearing after this, it was his 5th hit in like 3 months.
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Ausfag here. While working overseas my hilux got shot at by a fairly determined sniper. Three hits; one through a door and two through the front fender. A few other shots that missed. We were unarmed and the vehicle was marked, sniper was just a massive faggot.
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>>689123397
Hard to believe we're just meat on the inside. I'm sure he's in a better place.
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>>689123042
Fail pasta.
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>>689123647
good god they make those things tough
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>>689123647
Good thing he was in the Husky, was the the red pac I saw flying past the camera?
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Was picking parts at a junkyard. There was this forklift with a huge rack of car doors in its forks. All steel frame maybe 10 doors in it. So the driver is trying to maneuver around a corner and is taking for ever.

I sneak around a car and it gets pretty narrow. I squeeze between one car and the bumper of another right as I do I hear a crash. The forklift driver smashes into the car I'm squeezing between.

I feel the car press into my legs and the bumper press in from the otherside. I think fuck so this is how it happens. Just as the pressure starts to hurt, it stop and the driver recovers.

I walked out laughing at the close call but it can still remember the feeling of being sandwhiched between my knees and nuts.
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>>689123315
This is why i want a fucking gun. Too bad my cucked country makes guns next to impossible to own.
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>>689119125
was out inndawoods and some dude in a white truck on my way back to my ride out, was driving around and shit, I saw him and avoided him, got back to my ride and he's sitting there with his fucking rifle pointed at me, [maybe in like his mid 30s at the time] with some like 80 year old dude in the truck hanging out the drivers window with another rifle pointed at me, they were all "HURDUR THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY WE HUNT OUT HERE AND YOUR TRESPASSING" I simply was like "you need to fucking relax there and drop your barrels before you do something stupid." younger dude dropped his old guy kept his shit up, and they where like "YOU AINT GOING NO WHERE BECAUSE YOUR TRESPASSING" I was like, alright, fucking call the sheriff then. and they did, and he fucking showed up, talked to them, walked over to me and was like "WHATCHA UP TOO?" I was like, I just came from over westward across the creek where I was hanging out. he was like "U got any gunz?" I'm like, "nope all that's in my backpack is a knife and some rope" he's like alright, he goes well this area is private property, but since your leaving and was just passing through its okay, just park outside of the tree line next time, I was like alright no problem, he goes again "you're leaving right?" I'm like yup. sheriff walks over to the two dickheads and goes well I can't trespass him because this isn't your property, you have a right to hunt out here but he also has a right to be able to get to the next property over where he was at, I asked him to park outside of this property's line. and the old guy yelled over to me, "You asshole, we could of shot you! you better not come back out here again." I turned back as I was sitting on my bike, and go "Is that a threat?" the old guy said nothing because sheriff told him to shut it. I then said, "well next time ill make sure to have my own rifle, and you won't get a chance to draw on me again, because unlike this time, I know who the fuck you two are now. Test me."
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>>689122528
Niggers of all races just want to blame you for their situation whether you did anything to them or not, they feel that you owe them. Fucking communists.
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>>689123220
FUCK MATE
worst thing ITT
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>>689124261
just nuts n bolts. All mods stayed attached. This was same guy different day
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>>689123979
What kind of civy goes into a warzone. Are you an oil exec or something?
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Got stabbed in the neck by some nazi hooligan faggots in a pub. Good times.
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>>689123979
I almost shot some of you fuckers in Iraq when I was rear gunner on a patrol y'all came flying up on
>rear gunner
>three white pickups with armed men in the bed come flying up out of nowhere
>start giving them hand signals
>still coming
>shoot pen flare
>still coming
>fuck it, aim M2 and rack it
>gothisattention.jpg
>front truck squeals to a halt, driver starts waving flag patch out window
>look through binocs
>fuck he's white
>and Australian
>we stop, they get out and come have a chat
>driver comes up to my truck
>Fackin ell m8, I almost bought it eh?
>Yeah, y'all scared the shit out of me man, my bad
>Ah, yur a Cunt
>Fuckdidyousay.gif
>Just takin a piss, relax m8
>Oh okay. Hey I'm thinking about going to Australia on leave, where you from?
>Oh around Melbourne (insert town name here, I forget)
>Good, tell your wife I'll be there in about a month
>hfw
They were cool dudes though
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>>689124306
Damn. That's not a fun time. Get any good scrap?
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>>689124628
post was too long, had to cut some shit out, but I haven't seen either of those two out there again, since this last happened. I called fish and wildlife on them afterwards for this, for pooching. as I found evidence of deer being shot, but out of season as fuck. and also alligator traps along the shore, did I know it was them? no, but fuck it, I know they had been out there, and were complete hostile assholes about it, so the deserved it.
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>>689125062
Working for an aid org, tied to UN.
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>>689123042
no
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>>689125667
I did. I got a good ford 302 carb for my jeep and an ac compressor. All in all it was a good day.
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>>689119125
A bullet once missed my shoulder when I was 5 and went through the rest of the house.

Was in Cuba at the time.
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I have been shot at a lot but never hit.. I did get stabbed though.
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>>689124628
Fucking country people. Bunch of pig fuckers.
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>>689126143
Oh, fuck. I've also been less than 50 m away from a series of propane explosions too.
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>>689125964
For free?
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>>689123315
shit that would be scary
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tried hanging myself once i had tightened the rope and kicked the chair out from under me. the rope snapped and i lived. that was 4 years ago. first time i have told anyone
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>>689123454
You're fucking stupid
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>>689123618
Sounds like a scene from blackhawk down nigga. You still kicking down doors?
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>>689125842
You ever meet an IRL terrorist, like aids organisations do that right, treat the enemy?
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>>689126509
a little but it was funny story
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>>689126686
Fuck no man, got too old and too bitter. Too many of my friends died, too many people got fucked over. Did 8 years though
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>>689126338
No. I took them to the dude at the front desk in his wheel chair. I think I paid 20 for both of them. Old dude was in a wheel chair an would roll all over the yard in his chair. The only reason I went to that yard was for him. He'd get stuck in the dirt every so often and I'd wheel him out. We'd talk about the Mexicans and drug cartel violence coming from the border.
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>>689126175
What do you attribute to your success in not eating lead?
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>>689126204
weird thing is, I wasn't even fucking scared. maybe it was the situation, maybe they didn't really seem threatening. I've gotten the shakes though, over locking up my front and rear tire doing 65mph on a highway because someone decides they gotta dart across it. yet every situation where I can think clearly when theres a possibility of real life threatening danger, not even an adrenaline rush.

the problem is, I live between hick town, and nigger and spic town, so I run into all kinds of crazy shit. I had a homeless doode at like 3AM run at me spitting, while I was stuck behind two cars at a redlight. stupid fuck runs up to me, and grabs my handle bars. I basically rev'd my engine at him, and told him to fuck off. the guy in front of me put his shit in park, and got out, and slapped the guy in the head, with like one of those big 3 ring binders with a bunch of papers inside lmao. shit was funny, but also freaked me out, cause on a motorcycle you can't really have much defense easily accessible. because
>muh no open carry
and if a cop even sees part of a gun on you while on a motorcycle, they will pull you over and harass the shit out of you. Muhfreedoms.
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>>689127143
$20? Nice!
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>>689126999
No it wasn't
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>>689123220

Safety glasses?
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>>689119125
>militaryfag, been shot at a lot and have been in IED blasted convoys
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>>689119125
my whole family, at least me and the older males of my house
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>>689119125
i actually had a similar experience to that pic.
>be self
>chillin, drinking with my cousin and some buddies
>cousin brings a friend
>white kid, weed dealer, wannabe gangster
>kid starts showin off his little .22 handgun
>friends dip, not their scene
>sitting directly across from this kid shootin the shit
>hes got his gun sitting on his lap
>loud af bang, smoke, silence
>mfw
>feel myself up, im fine
>look to my right 1ft from me, there's a hole in the wall
>kick his ass out my fucking house immediately
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>>689127143
How you ever gonna become a legendary operator if ur at home, all snug and sound?
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>>689126492
Good for you faggot want a cookie? Try it again, hopefully the rope won't break this time
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>>689126935
This was Bosnia. All three sides were scum and terrorists as far as I was concerned. Was only there to help the kids caught in the middle.

It's funny, I work with a Bosnian guy now who was shot in the arse in the fighting when he was only 15 or something. He has no idea I was in country.
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>>689127205
Sounds shit man. What is with these fucking politicians and enabling criminals to run free. You ever ask a biker how he carries, maybe learn how to dodge the cops?
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>>689125774

>alligator

What's up, Florida Man?
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>>689126492
God must've saved you. It's a sign you should train up your body and join the army.
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>>689124719

Translation: "I wish I could sate my desire for long, black nigger cock."
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>>689127826
actually i would love a cookie and no life is pretty good right now got better literaly the next day
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>>689127369
Went in through my bottom eyelid
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>>689127483
Wow. That's unnerving. Hope that kid learned how to use the safety.
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>>689127965
Thing is, I don't own a CC weapons permit, but in Florida. >>689128195 nothing much broski, you Florida too? you're allowed to open carry, when you're hunting/fishing/camping/hiking and that's primary what I do. sometimes I wish I had a CC permit, for in town shit? yeah I do. but I'd rather they just get rid of the tax shilling CC permit and just allow open carry/conceal carry outright.

I can hope I guess...
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>>689127840
You tried to get into Syria yet Mandela?
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>>689128238
cant fucked my leg up in an auger and yes i believe he did my last thought as i kicked the chair was for him to forgive my
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>>689127157
Usually it was because I was trying to steal something or I was trespassing. They were usually pretty far from me and they were shooting near me to scare me off.
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>>689119125
>Live in Bradford
>Late 90s early 00s when racial tension was sky high
>Be 14/15
>Walking through my estate to the woods to have a fire
>Holding a stack of match boxes
>See some Asians down an alleyway peeling taties
>One of my mates shouted something like fucking illegals! To get a rise out of them
>One mate shouts "RUN THEYRE BRINGING KNIVES!"
>All 6 of us run in different directions
>Run out onto the road from behind a van (I had a thing at that age thinking I was invincible/only I exist, and there's nothing but close calls, never anything to actually happen to myself)
>i was right, nothing immediate
>See a car in the corner of my eye
>Nitro like fuck
>I'm clear
>Bang, it hit my legs and thigh, hurled into the oncoming lane of traffic
>Land on my face and cartilage splinters out my nose
>Match boxes all ignite, matches stuck onto my hand and arm melting a few nails and igniting my arm
>Start shaking fire off
>Arm is snapped
>Mate tells me 10 years later, the Asians coming was a lie
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>>689128601
thats right, from an economical and social engineering standpointofview
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>>689128814
No, but I did get two of these faggots arrested when they tried to take off to jihad in a tinnie.
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>>689129074
Damn. What shitfest. At least you're still with us anon. You're arm ok?
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>>689129327
CC permit is bullshit, its not easy to get, and its expensive as fuck to get. not only that, the libtards want to make it even more DIFFICULT and EXPENSIVE to obtain then it already is, im not even a felon, or talking about felons here, just normal doodes. but I know so many who CC without a permit and risk jail time, just because they can't afford to jizz up a weeks worth of paycheck just so they can protect themselves and their kids, from the stupid fucks that live around them.
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When I was in middle school someone got shot in the head down the hall from me. If anyone is interested, I can give links and such. The kid was Pakistani.
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>>689129780
Why was so lucky?
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>>689127205
So you would have shot and killed some mentally ill homeless guy for touching your handlebars but some guy who actually has balls fought him off with a notebook? Sounds about right for a pussy-assed California "biker".
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>>689129753
100 bucks for the class another 100 for the country/state screening. Where do you live that getting a CPL cost more than 200 bucks?
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>>689130147
you should follow my postings a little closer, Clearly I'm from Florida. also he didn't TOUCH my handle bars, he GRABBED them. you stupid fuck, if you've ever ridden anything more then your uncles dick, you would know that's how most people jack motorcycles, is by grabbing the handle bars and pulling knives/guns.
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I've had guns pulled on me at work. It's uncommon, but consistent throughout the business, regardless of location or ethnicity. I'm a repo man. It happens. Some people take their financial hardships out on me. Some people attempt to use it as a means of intimidation. Some people are giant niggers on steroids and PCP that just don't pay the notes on their luxury cars, because they don't get monthly vouchers for Cadillacs from uncle Sam.
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>>689130315
200 bucks is 2/3 of the normal weekly paycheck here. considering the over priced jew rent where I live is about 800/month for a 2 bed, 1 bath. [utter bullshit] shit gets expensive fast, most people work over 40 hours a week too, and barely have enough budget for food. dunno how many times I've lent 100 bucks to one of my closest friends with a newborn who works fucking 80 hours a week, and lives with his baby momma. its fucking sad. this area is raped with over priced shit with an local economy that can't support the pricing.
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>>689130428
And yet you did nothing. Did you pee yourself a little?
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>>689129453
Yeh arm is fine, it was about 14 year ago.

A few days ago I was out on my motorbike, came up to traffic lights with about four cars there, go to filter to the front but stop and decide to wait in the sun behind the cars. Lights go green and around the corner we go. Out of nowhere a oncoming car flips, rolls and hits the front car from the lights. Didn't wait around for Death to come get me.
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>>689130913
you cannot read can you? don't speak until you have something worth listening too? kay? kthanxbye.
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>>689130428
I've seen a guy on a motorcycle get off and kick a pedestrians ass. You sound like a pussy.
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>>689131125
I've seen a motorcyclist get so angry he jumped off his speeding bike and just gibbed
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>>689131098
I can read between the lines just fine. You're some Florida homo that pees himself at the smallest aggression and let's others protect yourself. Did you suck that guys cock after he rescued you?
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>>689131581
you're trying WAYY to hard to troll. 1/10 for making me reply again.
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>>689130823
So you're like a hostage negociator. Do you just walk away and call the cops to disarm them or how do you handle those douchebags?
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>>689131738
I do bad cop good cop, but I never make it to good cop. I just love opening with bad cop.
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ummm so just an hour ago i heard a speeding car, screchhing (stopping) tires, 4-5 loud pops and heard the car take off.
this was about 2 houses down. driveby?
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>>689130999
Holy shit lucky call dude.

Also....
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>>689132051
or someone drifting with a really rich mixture coming down off of boost.
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>>689132123
ABC
123
BABY YOU AND ME
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Came close to that huge ass factory explosion that happened in TianJin last year. Was in my apartment at the time and that shockwave was massive.
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I swam after eating
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>>689132051
Unless the cap gun enthusiast society is having a convention, then yes.

Do you live in LA?
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i was working graveyard at my local 7-11, guy walks in with a kitchen knife and without saying a word he walks behind the counter. Comes at me but i was moping at the time so i spear him with the mop to the chest. He then gets spooked and runs back in front of the counter and tries grab ass load of scratchers. While he was running to the front of the counter i had crabbed one of those metal dividers from the grill and swung at him as he was grabbing for the scratchers. He then just books it...
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I was attacked on the way home from a bar I wasn't familiar with. I was new to the city and decided to go out, and on the way home a guy half my size tried to jump me. He was hispanic and had a knife. Tried to make me hand over my wallet but I wasn't having any of that. He lunged at me, we kinda danced for a while until he sliced me on the neck. I could feel myself bleeding from there so I knew this was serious business, so I caught him by the wrist and hit him in the face over and over again. He managed to squirm out of my grip and took off running.

The funny thing is that I had no money in my wallet and I could have quickly cancelled my credit card. I wouldn't have lost anything beyond the piece of leather, but fuck that noise, I had that wallet for over a decade now. Though I did lose my glasses as they slipped off my face and I couldn't fucking find them after, so I walked around for a bit, bleeding, until I found a Tim Horton's. Fucking foreigner staff didn't know what to do so I just asked them to call me a cab to go home.
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Song for you militaryfags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4c6AwTrUcg
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>>689132542
orlando
kinda shitty part of town but never really had any gun shots, just shady lookin dudes
might be this tho >>689132170
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>>689132979
kek'd the graveyard bros where my bro's back in HS. use to show up at the perfect time of night, to get super fresh slushies. they liked when me and my tall as friend use to hang around outside/inside because they said, it really helps people from coming in and robbing the place.

>>689133316
man, I try not to go anywhere without my knife. its just my leathermen wave MOST of the time. but still, that little knife is more then enough to turn an unfair fight, into a somewhat fair fight. lol
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Fucking foreigners, can't speak or understand english. Also, nice fucking job! You should really get contacts. Contractors in the middle east wear em and fight fine, just carry a few sets spare in a case, if u lose one in the fight.
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>>689133920
kek Orlando, Kissimmee fag here.
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