OBSCURE WORK TOOLS PART 6
ITT we post obscure tools we work with and try to guess others.
We've been going for 7 hours and OP went to bed so I'm honoring him and carrying this on
>>689117499
angled pneumatic nail gun?
>>689117499
Nice dubs. hardwood floor layer.
air powered nail gun?
>>689117499
Roofer
guess the profession
Since no one's got it yet.
>>689117499
repost
>>689117769
winner!
>>689117734
>>689117796
>>689117818
close
>>689117863
GLASS BLOWING, a sexy profession
>>689117863
Aesthetician
>>689117499
Hardwood floor nailer
>>689117499
a hardwood mailer is not obscure
>>689117863
Jeweler?
>>689117890
is it used to write/mark/draw with?
>>689117890
Some sort of abrasive for polishing something?
>>689117863
Smith?
guess
>>689117890
Streak plates
>>689117995
It is not used in any artistic fashion.
I honestly don't know if this is obvious or not. can't tell
Four solid guesses and I'll reveal.
Already guessed: Captive Bolt
>>689118093
Pest control
>>689117499
nobody got mine yet.
the hints thus far.
>not farming related
>not Sherpa or snake killer.
>not socket wrench.
>>689118093
Cleaner of OP's mom?
>>689117863
>>689117953
yes!
>>689117958
dear lord I do not want to have my eyebrows plucked with these
>>689118120
Winner. Yes, streak plates for identifying minerals.
>>689118191
nope
>>689118146
For a woodwind player it might be yes.
>>689118093
smelter/ironworker
not fids, not winestoppers
I bet no one can guess what this is.
>>689118152
I've seen this tool before, and I can't fucking remember where. the two prongs on the end, slide into something to unscrew it. but for the life of me, cannot remember what.
>>689118215
nope, I only do that on weekends or holidays for double time :^)
>>689118152
Security screwdriver
>>689117499
Flooring nailer. I wielded one of these bitches for years until my back gave out.
Don't know if I'd call it obscure, but it is highly specialized.
>>689118152
weird dildo
>>689118303
nope, getting closer though
>>689118345
Butt plugs
>>689118210
Fishmonger
>>689118352
no windows or mac key, that must be toilet paper or related
>>689118521
volcano scientist?
>>689118152
>aircraft cowling flathead driver
>>689118372
You are so fucking close.
>>689118093
Aluminum refining
>>689118345
Fuck. Ive seen these before. Is it something to do with rope making?
>>689118302
ding ding
>>689118571
SO CLOSE. ITS SO CLOSE. YOU GUYS CAN DOOO EETTT. It happens where fish might live near by?
I'll be surprised is anyone gets this
>>689118427
no.
>>689118352
A tool for professional shit posting?
>>689118470
Not intended purpose but could suffice in a pinch.
>>689118456
auto welder?
>>689118608
negative, ironworker was close in terms of the fact that the suit is needed in a factory, it's a particular specialization though
>>689118708
Played Trumpet myself, Thats a fancy one though.
can anybody guess this one?
>>689118758
auto center punch?
>>689118758
locksmith tool!!!
>>689118345
Marlin spike?
Still in training, will get the hang of it one day.
>>689118758
Looks like one of the spring loaded center punch things.
>>689118456
riviting machine. airplane mechanic
>>689118345
leathercrafting
>>689118664
nope, i do work in manufacturing but its a unique specialization
guess what I do for a living
>>689118909
Is it an ldr?
Spray foam?
>>689119024
not quite, the end is a thin flat blade
>>689118456
circumferential driller?
Bikes?
http://75.142.21.233:8080/video
Not mine but I'd really like to know what this is, especially the thing at the bottom left
>>689118210
>>689118753
Special knife for opening clams
>>689118210
professional rapist>>689119129
gay porn
>>689118093
Sunshine cleaner
>>689118909
looks like an IC
are you an electrical engineer?
>>689118909
CMOS manufacturing?
>>689119129
Kek
>>689118909
ecg probe
>>689118917
Leatherworking
>>689119254
Circumferential drill for aircraft
>>689118909
Implantable electrode array for. . . implanting into part of someone's brain?
Just got this, going to make my lif so much easier
>>689119420
exploited college girls?
>>689119322
no, but i kek'd
>>689119284
>gay porn
close
>>689119351
nope
>>689119207
Hmm.. Spring loaded chisel?
>>689118146
imo leather ones are better
>>689119511
extra "hands" for soldering
>>689119473
yes very nice
>>689118093
The first astronaut who went to space in that shit ass space suit and died but no one ever mentions.
>>689118758
Used for punching lettering into metal?
>>689119277
Nope, you ready for me to say it yet?
>>689119284
it would be really hard to go around raping people with a 26 inch machete...? I mean, a dinky ass little knife and some rope would be a lot better.
>>689119129
Professional faggot.
>>689119326
>>689119343
as close as you are probably going to come I guess.
the nice thing about these is that they are intended to be implanted on people's brains
>>689119361
beer opener is half the equation
cobbler?
>>689119638
yee
>>689118917
Leather tanning
>>689119511
Youre a Fly fishing lure makerer
>>689118985
yea you got it.
it's used after picking open lock. if you happen to pick the cylinder in the wrong direction, this tool will spin it super quick in the right direction, quick enough that the pins dont have a chance to fall back into place
>>689117929
Instrument dehumidifier? Clarinet most likely. Or guitar. There's no size comparison
>>689119511
Nipple clamps
>>689118210
>>689118210
thats clearly for clearing thick vines and shit. its a form of machete, cant recall the type tho.
>>689118802
spot on my dear sir
>>689119887
nope
>>689118758
Plug spinner, for when you turned the lock the wrong way while picking it.
>>689119361
Scaler, Fisherman
>>689119522
yes and no.
>>689119129
Been looking for that...gets lonely in here
>>689118093
arc flash suit
I want a specific answer for what I do
>>689120008
Got it, it was a cello.
>>689119504
cheecky lil cunt ill sh0 u m8
>>689117499
Guess me!
>>689119361
fish descaler
It also involves a notepad.
>>689120236
well fucking done, i'm impressed
>>689119511
Solder octopus
>>689118210
you work for ISIS
>>689120260
you makadah pizzah pie
>>689119773
getting warmer
>>689120220
kek
>>689120399
unemployed
>>689119361
Fish scaler. You process fish
>>689120379
autoclave...
too many industries use that. cant tell what you use it for
>>689120373
So was I right?
Does it go into the hippocampus?
>>689119361
>>689120390
>>689120053
>>689120538
correcto mundo I clean em you eat em
>>689119806
wat.
go ahead
>>689120292
Pilot
DAT transponder
>>689120501
Male escort.
>>689120014
Erm close enough. it doesn't have a name as far as I know, other then a latin machete, but its all home made anyway so it can be called the faggot knife for all I care.
Have you guys ever wondered how trail maintenance was done in public parks and national forest? Most people think "oh they send a bunch of mexicans out with weedwackers."
Nope, Its mostly white people, with dirtbikes, machetes and sickles. is exactly how we clear undergrowth, the dirtbikes handle the shit like grasses and ferns, and the machetes things like bushes/vines/palm trees [like saw palm and palmetto.]
>>689120743
mason
>>689119129
I always assumed those were injection molded
>>689119741
I give up
>>689120795
i still think ISIS
>>689120743
Geologist?
>>689120743
Dick Hammer!
>>689117890
Soapstone
>>689120574
nope
a lot of large machinery looks the same, hardmode I guess
>>689120795
I thought an earlier poster guessed "machete for clearing vines and snakes and shit" and you said it had nothing to do with that. . .
Good to see so many anons with skills instead of faggots doing dubs or trap threads. Keep this going
>>689120935
Nah, Boko haram.
I <3 tools
>>689121071
why would you even reply to "dick hammer" do you honestly think such a thing exists?
>>689120795
I remember now! its a branch of the latin style, a type of americanized bushwhacker. the divot is for making cordage from vine. it isnt necessary for the process but it makes it easier.
>>689120473
way off...
>>689121098
he said sherpa, yeah. but that's like a guide and shit, and I leave snakes alone/push them along.
I don't guide anyone really. I just maintain trails and shit.
>>689121210
IUDs for elephants
>>689118345
Luthier
>>689120292
squawk/transponder
>>689121262
not him but yes. thats not a dick hammer because dick hammers arent made from metal, but silicone.
>>689121314
oooh, cactus cutter? agave?
>>689120399
foreman
>>689121355
top kek no
>>689121262
>>689121421
I don't know it doesn't exist.
>>689121268
"the divot" is there for cutting vines, or reaching over and grabbing stuff, while clearing over water ways so it doesn't fall in. you grab a vine with your hands, and then reach over with the machete, and pull straight back with the vine on the cutting edge of the 'divot' and it cuts vines really easily, anyone whos actually cleared bullshit wild grape vines, will know how they hate being cut with slashing actions.
>>689120784
not quite
>>689120862
kind of, we have to suck the hot plastic into them
>>689121210
Bore gauges. Tool and die maker
>>689117499
since when is a fucking nail gun obscure. get raped.
>>689121608
yup, rotary engine builder
>>689117890
Soapstone aka welder's chalk
>>689121314
>>689120473
>>689121453
>agave?
yep agave farmer all the tequila I could ever drink
>>689121806
poor ghost buster
We don't really use these anymore but it's specific to my job
>>689121210
teloscopic bore gauge
>>689120379
RO water filter
>>689120743
>>689120804
>>689120946
It's a tin bashing hammer, used for assembling duct work and sheet metal.
>>689122048
its a device for measuring your testicles on every school boys bi-yearly testicle inspection day.
>>689121806
Penis Torture device.
>>689119504
exactly.
>>689121210
>>689121608
Those arent fucking bore gages!! they are telescoping gages used to check the I.D. of a bore.. they aren't terribly accurate and require good technique and feel. A bore gage has a dial indicator on it! fucking ass hats learn how to measure!
Not really obscure, but nobody knows how the fuck to use one
>>689120260
Jimador - you cut agave for tequila
>>689121604
i dont see a cutting edge in there famalam, but w/e just a different model.
>>689121314
You makeadahtequilla
>>689122048
astrolabe for nautical navigation.
>>689118615
>>689121314
Alligator trapper
>>689122273
ohhh a speed square your a redneck framer good for you!
Not something I worked with but I saw a packet glued to a cows back once. It was half filled with blue gel. Apparently if the cow has been fucked the gel bursts from one chamber into the next one so the farmer can tell if got jiggy.
Saw it 15 years ago never seen one since
>>689122273
its a speed square, for when you're doing speed, you can measure your lines before snorting them.
I know how to use some of it, mainly because I read the little paper shit that came with mine, that basically told you how to use one... lmao
What is my profession/B/?
>>689118146
chastity belt, are you a professional cuck?
>>689122048
There's a magnet in the lower disc. You measure how magnetic a coin is? To tell if it's counterfeit?
pretty easy
>>689122322
Shit he already confirmed that. I'll still take it
>>689118210
Car thief
>>689122273
It's a speed square. Used to square stuff, but quickly.
>>689122320
the picture is kinda shit-tier so sorry about that pham. trust me, theres a nice sharp edge there.
>>689122048
Old style postage scale
Try these -
These have the best name ever.
>>689122273
Slide ruler for milwright
>>689122338
nope this is an astrolabe I knew someone would make that mistake
>>689122577
is that a thing?
>>689122168
no those are much larger. at least the one they had to use for me was! bazinga!
>>689120399
jew
>>689122048
>>689122780
exactly good game man
>>689122933
Modern Fingerboxes?
>>689122933
123 blocks
>>689122933
Google says 123 box. Still no idea what for though
>>689122764
fuckin pimp. doesnt really make sense to me though, wouldnt the vine slip out?
>>689123159
Close but no Cigar.
>>689123177
Bingo.
>>689122467
You keep posting that shit and next thing you know they raid the Imperial Garden basement and you're out of a job and I have to find something new to do on thursday nights. Not to mention all the training I put my mouse through will have gone to waste
>>689122855
That image is way too low resolution to see anything clearly. All I can see are some polished metal rods. . . they could be anything.
Who can tell me what this is?
>>689123177
>>689122933
without google do you know why the are called 1-2-3 blocks?
>>689118758
nicking tool for die cutting
>>689122322
>>689122662
lol yep sorry I'm slow... for reasons...
>>689122933
Every machine shop in America has at least 5 1-2-3 blocks
>>689123252
Used for Machining, They're precision ground to 1"x2"x3".
>>689123430
Boat related?
this is a real tool rather precision instrument.
>>689122391
nope agave farmer
>>689123437
1"x2"x3"
duh
>>689123430
your a beaner who rolls fenders!!!
>>689123549
Nope. But it is used for vehicles.
>>689122273
Go build a roof, roof builder
>>689123430
Scooter with down syndrome
>>689123403
Sorry, is this better?
>>689123639
Winner is you!
>>689123636
LOL you would be surprised at some people who call themselves "machinists" my friend.
>>689123736
No its not better
>>689123732
Okay, I like this answer, but no.
>>689121210
Telescoping gauges
I am a professional masturbator. What am I supposed to post for my "tool"?
>>689123736
Shims for picking locks?
>>689123736
Scoopula. Grade 8 science class.
>>689123972
Right hand
>>689122170
Catheter
>>689123972
>>689124017
That's the one
>>689124017
Also can be used to help keep the pins in the cylinders. Such a pain when that shit just goes everywhere
>>689122467
Serial killer
>>689120371
Motorcycle fork spring compressor.
>>689122048
scale, gangbanger
I think this is adequately obscure
>>689124041
Not that I'm aware of
>>689120292
transponder, but this is a sorta old version, modern planes don't use this
>>689124116
sausage maker
>>689124431
Referee
>>689124377
rifling machine. well rather a very special broaching machine...
>>689124431
you are a bike cop?
>>689123325
Your training in will not go to waste. We opened a sister location in southern Detroit.
>>689124260
Close. Not specific enough.
>>689124574
>>689124605
Nowhere near
>>689124377
A lythe