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if you worked at the morgue, would you fuck her?
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if you worked at the morgue, would you fuck her?
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>>689116055
Too soon
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>>689116055
not with her head blown to pieces
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She plays music for the dead?
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>>689116313
never said oral. plus it was a small gun
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>>689116055
No question.
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>>689116055
:(
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Who is this, I've seen her before
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>>689116823
its a corpse
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>>689116055
id cum inside her rotting corpse
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>>689116313
>Not wanting to thrust you cock deep into cold brain matter

Why even live?
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>>689116391
cool it josh homme
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>>689116055
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>>689117118
>>689116553
heard she was a virgin and petite. imagine how tight it must be
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>>689117507
i know how u feel dude
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>>689117536
she had a boyfriend and has nude pics of herself online, she could be tight, but she was most likely not a virgin.
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>>689117800
>>689117507
fuckin normies
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>>689116055
Probably would.
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>>689118405
Maybe. She seemed like a very devoted Christian, so I doubt it. Nudes, yeah, but I think she was a virgin.
Also who's the bf, I heard it was someone in the Smash community?

RIP Christina Grimmie
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>>689117536
proof
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>>689118405
nude pics? dump pls. and she wore a purity ring
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>>689118669
not her
>>689118648
where are her nudes?
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>>689116055
Sure.
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>>689118669
filename suggests that's not her, unless you have files th (1) thru th (15)

Also I'm sure her tits were a big bigger than that, her face was longer, and her skin was lighter.
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>>689116055
yeah b0i
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>(9 KB, 194x164)
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>>689118642
this

imagine the life of a morgue worker. most people who come to them are old and passed from natural decaying causes. finally get a young girl you can bet theyre sticking it in
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>>689118851
No nudes, I don't think she's stupid enough to post them online herself. I just said I think it's possible she could have sent nudes, I just don't think it's likely.
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>>689116055
don't they have cameras on the assholes that prep and dress the bodies? if not i'd be fucking the shit out of dead bodies all the time.
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>>689118669
Boobs too small.
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>>689118669
>posting a pic size of a stamp
Bigger pic or fuck off.
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>>689116055
> if you worked at the morgue, would you fuck her?

>be me
>cab ride home from the airport
>driver a former morgue employee
>claims he has a photo album of his personal collection from his work there
>strange deaths
>hot dead chix

just wow
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>>689119731
>be me
god you fucken idiots put this shit all the time
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>>689111391

OP is on coke and just gave us his credit card info. Enjoy.

1/2
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>>689120046
2/2
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>>689120046
i dont believe in credit cards
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>>689119660
literally, the only pic of hers that isnt fake.
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>>689116055
Are you a fucking pervert?
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>>689120418
Useless if it's as small as a stamp... can't fap to that bro.
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>>689118669
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>>689118669
Pretty sure that's Catie Minx.
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>>689120642
Now why would you do that?
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>>689120508
Yes. I'd fuck her till she stank.
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>>689116055
When she's buried, if shes buried in Florida, I will drive to her grave, and leave a steaming shit. dubs will decide what else I will leave as well.
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>>689121024
your body roll
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>>689116055
her feets r nice
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>>689116055
>be morgue worker
>tired of fucking cobwebbed pussies
>get fresh young 22 year old
what do you think op
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>>689120766
no caties tits are slightly larger.
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>>689121024
your car keys
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>>689116055
Well, if Id be any younger and wouldnt already have fucked a dead body, I would. However, been there and done that so no, will not touch a dead body ever again.
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>>689121420
*were
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>>689121279
>>689121591
I said dubs decides if shes actually buried here.

and I don't own car keys, so sure ill steal a pair of carkeys and leave them.
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>>689121024
a cum stain on her headstone.
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>>689121024
you should make a bonfire out of her albums.
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>>689121662
greentext it
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>>689116055
too soon
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>>689116055
i want to say no but truth is id be fucking her all night till they came to collect the body
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>>689116313
>not wanting to fuck bullet holes
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Where are her nudes?
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>>689123035
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>>689116055
anyone got pics of her body hitting the ground? pretty sure all these teen girl fans have cameras on at all times at these meet and greets
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Dude, I honestly read the OP pic like the verse from blink 182's I miss you
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>>689122180
In a nutshell:

>be a med student
>problems with pot, speed and alcohol
>needed a job to maintain my unhealthy habits
>get a job from alocal morgue
>usually silent because small villiage and ppl seemed to live forever
>be alone most of the time so high most of the time
>fast forward
>local fest kicks in but I had to stay in work
>alone as usual so high as usual
>get a call from the hospt.
>young girl had OD'd and died
>brought the grill to the morgue
>still high as hell
>pot + speed = horny little anon
>dead grill is at least 10/10, just dead
>decide to check her more closely
>perfect boobs
>perfect body
>sweet little ass
>you should fuck her t. brain
>who am I to argue t. anon

Didnt think much of it at the time but when the morning came and had have my fair share of fun with that grills body it made me feel like shit. Quitted my job, dropped out from school and went to rehab.
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>>689116055
She took the bullets... that'd be a nasty corpse, so no thank you. Not into bullet holes.
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>>689124366
but the vagoo didnt get hit
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>>689124670
You do have a point. Unless of course one of the three shots she took was in the vagina. I'm not exactly sure WHERE he shot her, only that he shot her 3 times.
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>>689124938
No source to back it up, I forgot where I read it, but apparently she was shot in the head at least once.

I respect her too much to dick her
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>>689118899
You sound like Norman Bates.
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>>689125220
fag and liar
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>>689116055
what if the murderers plan was to kill her and then fuck her at the morgue
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>>689116055
Fuck who? A worthless unknown nobody?
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not a lot of fappable content. she has some cleavage in some videos
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>>689125890
How? Really do want to know, it's been a while since someone's compared me to Bates.

>>689126078
Maybe. I really do think I'd just respect her body if I was at the morgue, though. I looked up to her a lot.
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>>689126434
where'd you get this gif? from a vid? which one?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiXQhtMWHs

she was homophobic.
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>>689116055
hell no

bitch was a nigger lover
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>>689116055
I heard right when she got shot she instantly died and there was piss and shit everywhere when she hit the floor like a sack of bricks.

So no.
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>>689127262
where'd you hear that?
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>>689127262
source? she didnt die immediately. people shit and piss after they die and i think the body is cleaned
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>>689127338
Someone posted the actual shooting but it got taken down. People I know saw it before it was gone
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>>689127074
where precisely is she homophobic? idiot
I can't stand the cunt, but there's no indication she's homophobic and even if she was, she'd be right to be.
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Literally who is this
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>>689127482
I hope that resurfaces. I'm a fan of hers, and as morbid as I sounds, I want to see her at her last moment.
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>>689124300
You're a necrophiliac
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>>689127482
we need to find this footage. probably laying low for a bit while the hunt on the video is open
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Boxxy died?!?!!?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLSvuVvYGvs
cute kid. sad to hear what happened oh well. wouldnt really fuck a dead chick. already picky with alive chicks
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They identified the shooter, but offered no motive? Stalker? Ex-boyfriend?
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>>689127853
>already picky with alive chicks
Righhttt
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God I am so glad someone posted this, saw this shit on FB full of white knights crying. Fuck glad this uppty wanna be famous bitch is dead. I would pay price to see her fearfilled face before they blew her arrogant head off.
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>>689128021
This was found on the killer's door.
Probably a fan who was crazy and had the mentality of, "if I can't have her, no one can". Apparently though, going through his phone, computer, etc. he didn't know her personally, and neither did she.
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>>689128021
not ex boyfriend, just some crazed fan. never understood why people want ot be famous. you dont choose your fans. some might want to kill you others dreaming of fucking your corpse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKAtcknHG2E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGC-2rWrle4
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>>689128534
not her sadly
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>>689128409
Sad. I don't know her or her music...but sad.

Nice security at the venue.
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>>689128600
This video is old, her hair wasn't like that at the time. Gunshots were added. Fake.
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>>689116055
never change /b/
top kek if someone screen shots thread and send to her family
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>>689116055
Nope. I wouldn't fuck a corpse. I might grab her boob, but who wouldn't.
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>>689128105
im pretty nearly asexual. all the girls i meet jsut arent my type
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>>689128600
So fake that video was from a meet and greet she had a while back I saw it on YouTube it's a longer video someone clipped this to make it short and added gun shot sound effects.
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>>689121760
>I will drive...
>I don't own car keys
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Wouldn't fuck her but I would definitely check to see if she was shaved or had a bush. What you guys think?
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>>689131485
depends on when you check that shit grows after you die too
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>>689131485
>>689131740
Probably had a bush, I doubt she had a reason to shave.
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>>689116055
Even if I worked at a morgue, I couldn't see fucking dead bodies. Ice cold pussy? No thank you.. and honestly.. what if the dead person had aids or some other std? You'd catch it. Just not worth it. All that aside? It's morally wrong, I wouldn't feel right doing it. I think AT MOST, I might grab a titty or something. I am boob obsessed after all.
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>>689116055
Honestly would hate fuck this shit out of her corpse. Flip her floppy body over and pound that flat ass with a handful of hair bashing her face off the table as I fucked her and screamed to the heavens.
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>>689132372
>All that aside? It's morally wrong, I wouldn't feel right doing it
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>>689133058
why hate
how has she wronged you
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>>689116055
I'd cum on her open skull.
Fuck facial bitch getting a
Braincial
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>>689116055
Where was she shot at, op? If she was hit in the chest or something, then yeah. I'd want to gaze into her lifeless eyes as i went to town.
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>>689131485
This student nurse in the hospital wouldn't just let me take my underwear off. She insisted that she had to help me take my underwear off. She said it was necessary for the surgery. So they wheel me down to the theatre and the operating staff are giving me this look... "Why are you naked? We're operating on your ankle."

In other words, if it's someone famous you're going to take a peek if not some snaps. They took snaps. I heard this gay nurse talking as they brought me back to my room post-op: "I want to see a picture of him hard."
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>>689116055

>Rigamortis makes me hard
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>>689134022
lmao they also shave you when going for surgery
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do we actually no were she was shot?
they said 5 bullets went off pop pop pop pop but were did she get hit :( for some reason this death is really effecting me as if i had personally known her
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