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hey /b/, femanon here...

just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.

sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
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>>689115853
that's called opinions you retard.
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Where did my dubs go
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>>689115853
Nice copypasta faggot
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>>689116072
I don't have a bait reaction image but now I regret not grabbing one.
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>>689115853
ur body is gross. i wouldnt even stick my 5 incher in that
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>>689116147
Oh here they are !
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>>689115853

Whatever.

Just go find 10 black guys and get your life fucked up then if you want above average dick.

Then you'll make another thread about you being a single mother.
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>>689115853
>copypasta
>???
>sage
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>>689116349
No... thats not them. Where could they be?
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>>689116216
congrats, could care less xd
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Not like I'll ever get laid so it doesn't matter to me.

Well on my way to becoming a wizard.
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>>689115853
I know it's bait, but for any anons who think this is actually true, it's not.
Dicks that are larger than average hurt like a bitch, and odds are girls are going to want something that doesn't make them feel like they're being stabbed to death via cervix.
Also most women can't achieve an orgasm vaginally, big dick or not.
You are fine the way you are, bigger is not better <3
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the best part of these threads is that they're always exclusively posted by males
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>>689116216
For you
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>>689115853
Meh, good thing that I am a faggot.
Come here, Anon, I will suck your dick
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>>689115853

You have disgusting bacne, whore
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>>689116469
Xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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>>689115853
Oh look a female who thinks her opinion matters.
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>>689116216
Here fam
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>>689115853
this again...
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>>689116466
Found 'um.
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>>689115853
Nice shoop faggot
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>>689115853
No one wants anything average. Everyone wants everything great. As a result, you'd better rhave double d's and a nice ass or you'll never be the object of fantasy either.
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Damn, nice ass! :-D
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>>689116706
over used zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>689115853
Those sticky notes don't even look real anymore.
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>>689116532
Thanks homie
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>>689115853
This is bait for all of you summerfags out there
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>>689116902
Even though thread is bait, this is good post
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>>689115853
If the girls I'm with say that they like my dick, even if they're lying, does it really matter?
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>>689117000
tripz
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>>689117000
Boo boo, I got you
Also nice trips
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>>689115853
That's fucking shopped because no girl would ever let your greasy ass anywhere near them. You could have elephantiasis of the dick you're still a fucking neckbeard that'll never fuck anything but whales.
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>>689116862
No those were the wrong ones. I was looking for these
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>tfw 5"
Well I might as well kill myself.
Oh wait, I could just ignore you whores and live my life happily. Enjoy being whores.
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No guy wants to settle for anything less than a virgin. You're used goods.
Sincerely, 8 1/2 inches
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>>689116356
Get out cuck
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The note Is obviously shopped in. Also if you can only enjoy 8in plus your cunt is ruined.
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>>689115853
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>>689117588
Not actually true, vaginas are pretty elastic.
Childbirth is really one of the only things that can fuck it up long term, taking a 8" dick for ten years isn't going to turn it into a giant jelly chute.
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>>689115853
Sorry, but people with big dicks only like girls with big tits, under double D and don't even try ;D
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holy shit everyone got triggered despite the note being clearly shopped.
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>>689116216
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>>689117874
It does actually, taking anything in the vagina for an extended period of time loosens it. It will go back to normal when it isn't being used, but the point still stands.
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>>689115853
>claim only 8 inches of dick will satisfy
>"tight"
nah. You've just got a huge box
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>>689118095

lmao this
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>>689118727
The point is that it goes back to normal. It's not like any woman who takes a big dick is ruined forever.
As it stands, big dicks are generally not that pleasant.
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>>689118095
I'm here for the shitposting
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>>689119345
My dick is only like 6+ but me and my fiancée both get off on the act of sex with each other rather than actually fucking. So idk
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>>689115853
No timestamp Nice bait faggot kys now
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>>689119871
I'm not really understanding what you're trying to say.
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>>689115853

Lol tight.
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I am a fenamon too, and you are wrong.
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>>689118095
I'm glad i didnt have to point this out
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>>689120117
same
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>>689115853
hmmm that ass looks familiar
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>>689117874
Not entirely true. Been with a few chicks that had kids, most had nice pussies still...
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>>689115853
Damn, that's some stale ass b8
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>>689115853
This thread again
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>>689120117
>>689120232
You must be femanon, because you think the rules don't apply to you, retarded fuckng bitches
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>>689115853
You know whats not sexy?
Your fucking back acne.
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>>689120849
Why are you being rude to the people who are defending your micro penis?
Also tits are only nessecary when requesting something.
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>>689115853
Sure thing give me your kik and I'll show you an 8 incher.
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I think it's time for you to go back under your bridge and think a little harder and be a little CREATIVE on the next thread you make OP
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>>689117456
so, you're the left guy
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>>689116469
>could care less
>implying you actually care
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>>689116216
UUUU
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>>689119999
These quads, also we get off on like the idea of fucking than actually fucking.
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>>689121143
I did before, reached 350 posts
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>>689121275
Holy shit, first quads ever.
And I can understand that. The anticipation is much more pleasant than the act itself.
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>>689115853
kek, nigger lover
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>>689115853
>>Tight pussy
>>Needs 8 inches for pleasure
Pick one you slut
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>>689121390
Still haven't proved a single thing on this thread yet nice photo from 4 days ago
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nice paint skills
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How do you guys have <5 inch?
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Do you guys even try anymore?

> Feb 16
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>>689115853
GODDAMMIT, YOU IDIOTS ARE TAKING THE BAIT!!!
This thread is almost as common as the fucking never ending story/atheist threads.
You're all newfags.
Winter is coming you fuckers.
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>>689122474
Bravo!
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>>689121082
Learn the fucking rules Newfag.
Lurk more

All femanons are required to Tits or GTFO
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>>689122967
Femanons who are stating their femininity in order to get something are required to tits of GTFO, because it's them admitting the only thing they have to offer is their body, and that's all they're good for.
If a femanon is asking for nothing there is no reason to offer their bodies.
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>>689116580
part 5 and 7 both have hook stands and you choose part 4?
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>>689122967
Bro, fuck off.
There's a reason we have those rules, and this isn't one of them.
Besides, if she's not felating my cock, she's at least felating my ego.
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>>689123184
Fuck the fuck off newfag fuck.

Anonymous board.
There is no reason to identify as a femanon unless you want special treatment.
In this instance, the femanons want their opinions to be valued more because they are femanon.
Therefore Tits or GTFO

And you should kill yourself
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>>689123184
>>689123578
Sure is Summer in here
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No amount of cock will help that horrendous back acne
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>all these mad kids

the girl in the pic is gorgeous, cute little birthmarks, tight pink asshole and pussy

ya'll just mad cause you got average size dingalangs
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>>689123600
In this situation people with ACTUAL VAGINAS are sharing about what feels best to ACTUAL VAGINAS.
So, again, they are using their own experience in having dicks in those vaginas to tell you that your tiny dick is adequate.
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>>689116396
>2016
>sage
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>>689123264
I'm not the one who made that image
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>>689123578
Because some micro penised faggot says he likes your small cock?

LEARN THE FUCKING RULES

The rules are there for exactly this kind of situation
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>>689123926
Yeah, welcome to 4chan, this is probably your first time seeing this shitthread.
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>>689123754
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>>689124042
Only, with no TITS or GTFO there is no way to verify their femininity.
The failure to provide time stamped tits is proof they are simply faggots

Learn the rules retard
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It's all camera angle I'm 5 inches but If i send one like this n let the girl know im into bdsm trust me I can give them the best orgasm in 1 night

Inb,I'm not black
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>>689124042
How do you know it's not a catfish faggot like it always is when someone femanons with tits?
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>>689124338
In this situation they don't have to. There's no benefit to them to do so, if you don't want to believe them that's your problem.
I know the fucking rules, I've been here long enough to. And last I checked you weren't the leading authority of 4chan you enormous faggot.
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Whats considered a huge cock?
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>>689124569
Why would it benefit them to pretend to be a girl to tell you that your average dick is better?
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>>689124642
>been here long enough

Not long enough faggot.
Learn the fucking rules newfag cunt
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>>689124642
>femanon
>doesn't have to tits or gtfo

Learn the rules faggot
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>>689124742
anything above 7 inches
only measured on top of dick though
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>>689124771
Because it's a faggot with a small dick who is posting you retarded faggot.

Learn why we Tits or GTFO

Until then, do not continue to shitpost
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>>689121390
gtfo you swarthy whore.
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>>689124864
>>689125026
I know the rules. Maybe if you were a little more accepting of femanons trying to throw you some advice you'd be less autistic.
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>>689115853
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>>689125265
If it's a faggot then it's a faggot who knows what they're talking about. Because they're very right.
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>>689115853
nice repost op
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>>689125659
How do you know they were femanon?

Because you believed them?!
Despite no Tits or GTFO?!

You are the newest newfag I've met all summer
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>>689125854

I hope you're like 13.
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>>689116532
yeah i hurt my girlfriend if i put it in too far she's slowly getting used to it though, as vagina's do. but yeah
can confirm this
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>>689125760
I'm a femanon and this is bullshit

Huge dicks are the only thing that satisfy us...the rest of the time we are faking it
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gay men are size queens 10x the amount as women. if someone on the internet cares about big dicks they're 9/10 a gay guy. considering 4chan is comprised of ~90% gay men i don't think anyone has to worry about hearing any female opinion on here. so if you're gay feel free to act like 4chan can give you real advice. everyone else can fuck off to another thread

case closed... anyone left: youre all gay
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>>689126073
Lurk more faggot
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>>689126087
Then you must have a deep vagina, good for you.
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>>689115853
"Tight pussy" sure man
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Ill oblige you if you want a bruised cervix.
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>>689124771
>Why would it benefit them to pretend to be a girl to tell you that your average dick is better?
Why would it benefit OP to pretend to be a girl by posting an old af pic which was shooped in the first place?
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>>689125854
You're a child. Which is to be expected in this place, but seriously grow the fuck up.
I know a girl probably stole your juice box or something but get over it.
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>>689126341
To hurt the egos of men with small dicks.
If someone is pretending to be a girl to build those same people back up then I have no issue with it.
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>>68912634
Newfag bait thread has done its job

Can you believe how fuckng new these fags are?!
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>>689126386
Learn the fucking rules newfag
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>>689126386
It's almost like you don't want to see tits?!

Are you a fuckng homo or something?
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>>689115853
what is going on. this is clearly bait. how are people so mentally handicapped on this website
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>>689115853
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>>689126868
Summertime
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>>689126499
So you are standing up with the small dicks then I see.
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>>689122195
You have Windows XP?!
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>>689126844
Nope, just not interested.
>>689126988
I'm standing up for the average person who's made to feel inferior for not being hung like a mammoth.
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>>689115853
same bait every day...
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>>689127070
I have two questions about that image, sir.
1. How old is this picture?
And
2. This can't be real, surely?
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>>689115853
Hi there
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>>689115853
Why does that post it look like its floating
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>>689126187

no u .
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>>689127895
because bad photoshop is bad
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>>689115853
>slightly above average

combined with my BDSM skills it doesnt matter how big my dick is
Last GF told me to stop during sex because it was too much. She thought she would have the bigger sex drive when we met up.
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>>689115853
>tight
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>>689121082
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>>689115853
kk lmao who gives a shit
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>>689115853
Lol like your pussy has ever been tight. Kill yourself bitch
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>>689116902
this
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>>689118733
huge, that shut is enormous
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>>689124642
wow ur an idiot. it applies to all bitches bro. get fucked
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>>689126087
so how deep does ur cave go. bc average vaginas is 3-4 invhes, with stimulation no longer than 6. dum whore
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>>689130479
The fact that you pass off every female as one of the "bitches" says a lot,
I get that you dislike women, but try to be an adult about it.
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Dem bitches saying they need more than 4", you are either a virgin or you got gang raped by a bunch of fucking horses.
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>>689126087
Tits or GTFO you know the fucking rules whore
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>>689115853
Honestly one of the worst shops I've ever seen.
How is that paper even there?
Why is there no shadow? Is it clinging or above your leg?
That's barely even under your finger and it has no imprint from being held.
good job, faggot
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>>689123926
KYS faggot learn what's bait and come back when you know how to triforce asslick
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>>689124042
your newfag is showing
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>needing 8" of cock

i'll give you that, but I require 8 years or younger partners.
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>>689132737
your small dick is showing
;D
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Some women like big ol cocks. Some, although fewer, like average cocks. Some have a thing for small cocks. Most women do like girthy, bigger cocks. I'm average length, above average girth, know it could be better but know it could be worse. I won't be the best cock many girls have had, but I'm not insecure, so it doesn't matter.

Remember boys, it doesn't matter how big your cock is as long as it's getting wet, and most girls aren't that picky in the moment. It's not your cock that gets them to take their pants off, it's your game.
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Hey op how'd you get rid of the February 1st, 2016 line?
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>>689135139
because watching people obsess is funny

>inb4 saving this screenshot is not obsessing
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>>689115853
Nigger please, clitoral stimulation is the main source of orgasm for the vast majority of women. Many women find cervicular contact very painful, and the internal Gspot can be eached with as little as 4 inches.

Sure, there may be a very small minority of women (ie, porn stars) who act like going balls deep with a 15 inch horse cock is sublime, but that's no more reflective of the majority of women than male porn stars WITH 15 inch horse cocks is representative of the majority of men
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>>689121082
she's a dyke on her period and wants to shitpost about your tits.
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>>689116147
Found them
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