Alright, /b/. Let's get nudes. Here are the rules.
Whatever post rolls 7 first decides what I text this girl next.
If someone rolls 7, I'll send the message and post her response, then take the next 7 after I post the reply.
Anything goes, but I think we would all appreciate progressive responses for dem n00dz.
Let's seduce this bitch. Pic related, it's her. Already said hey, so did she. We're up.
"How come we haven't fucked yet?"
lemme get dem nudes tho
'Up for some anal tonight?'
>>689114691
Roll
yeeeeee
>>689115507
God damn it. Well, waiting for a reply.
^me
"Hey beautiful can I see a bit more"
I fukd ur mum
Took too long, new girl. Here we go.
"Don't u feel curious ?"
>>689115686
"Show me dem perk perks"
show me 100 bandz right now nigga
^ me
Ayyyyyyy
Young Thug is bad ass
THUGGER THUGGER NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>689116357
continue.
"About the subject of bodies honey, they're fascinating don't u agree"
"I don't understand people hating on young thug. Like it or not, he will soon be the main face of the rap game. The guy is 23 years old!"
"DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!1!!! GOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!1"
>>689116679
"is that what you smokin on thug ? TRU ! 2 Chainz motherfuckin Vi'noice , Guwop got 80 chainz i got Chi'noices , im on Miley Cyrus I hear Vi'noices "
"Well obviously about honey and how it looks on pieces of nature's art"
idk it's just... Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>689117310
lol holy fucking kek , was about to post also
eat my shorts
"Aren't you a little curious about... you know.. ;)"
"about why I texted you?"
>>689117439
rolling for my nigga
>>689116679
send dick pic
Just cause I’m home alone don’t mean I ain’t got chrome
I bone yo dome, E.T. phone home
>>689117439
dis juan
lowkey niggas been sayin u a dude. i need proof ASAP
>>689117595
ill roll for that
>>689117439
imma roll for u mang
>>689117439
ffs rolling
I love you baby
But I love my bros the most
"About why you were born so damn beautiful"
>>689117595
rol
>>689117439
roll
>>689117439
rollin for u
about getting wrecked by my dick. pass some nudes, im horny
Fuck I have such a hard on, sorry thinking with my dick rn
>>689117917
This
Heard last night that ten niggas got shot
In a bando, yeah, that’s a boarded up house
>>689117595
Roll
>>689117827
>>689117847
rolled for this below.
>>689117439
also, re rolling for >>689117848
"Bout what you look like naked"
>>689117822
winrar
"I'll be real. I just need something nice to look at... you"
Commando, got a pistol on me now
I’m Rambo, got a chopper gun you down
Guwop will knock the meat out your taco
>>689117917
beta as fuck
Op dead?
my dick wet, let me slide it in your punani
DO IT OP YOU PUSSY BITCH
>>689118147
Wasted
>>689118173
rolling again
>>689117827
making progress...
Promethazine got me slowed up
>>689118245
re rolling once moar
>>689118272
send dick pic
send dick pic
>>689118272
God speed OP.
>>689117595
Also roll
>>689118272
Ask her if she's curious about the taste of seman. Then offer to help her with her curiosity
>>689118403
reroll
>>689118272
>mfw I wrote both messages
DICC PICC
that pussy wet like a latex and lotion
>>689117917
Send now
>>689118403
rereroll
"You could say that"
>>689118403
Keep her rollin
>>689118447
Fuck off anon
i shot up 10 grams of coke up my dick for a new type of high, feeling invincible right now, lets fuck
fuck
>>689118586
6s on both
>>689118272
Ask her if she's ever sucked a shit out of her dads asshole.
Used to take my food out another nigga mouth
>>689118447
Kek send this op
>>689118646
re-rollerino
SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR PUSSY
Send dik pic
You could say that, you want to fuck or do you want to talk?
I can do both if you want.
*send dick pic, fake or not, dont be a shit head and send this sentence*
"Do you want to try something?"
>>689118297
Gotta be specific in the kind of answer we give here.
>>689118272
"how could be dirty if I can't see them tits?"
>>689118777
winrar
>>689118777
YO THAT WAS ME HOLY SHIT
>>689118777
chek'd
lucky trips of truth
so it begins
>>689118817
WINRAR
>>689118777
This ignores all other messages bro. Guy-man got trips. This has to be texted in immediate effect.
Old enough for you to ride this schlong of mine, haha just playing 21
>>689118173
this
>>689118777
trips knows best
you know what to do OP
proof that its me
>>689118777
GODSPEED OP
"We could do a little exchange B)"
>>689119037
YASS, good looks anon!
>>689118777
TRIPS OF 7
HAIL MEMELER
>>689118857
Old enough to be mature about this, so lets, shall we? Ok, and adults, we should engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
>>689119014
Rolling for u
>>689118960
made an exception for trips
>>689119124
who the fuck cares. go back to 9gag for your upvotes. fuck
LMAO THANKS FOR INCLUDING ME OP
>>689119259
fucking kekd
>>689119259
real ass anon. (claps)
>>689119259
good luck op
Lean, lean, lean, got me feeling like
>>689119446
Amen
Oh
>>689118817
Also this
>>689119259
God speed OP.
>>689119259
at least she didn't leave me on R
watching this thread like
>>689119843
Gucci down to the socks like I'm biggie poppa
>>689119843
LMAO
>>689119843
"Come on bb "
y not tho. how bout we trade ;)
"How bout those gorgeous baby spouts"
>>689119843
How about we trade? ;)
Don't be shy
>>689119843
Well we tried
Thread dies from here
>>689119985
rolling for you
Retail! I ain’t sending no pictures, no details
>>689120077
dubs, you gotta do it op
>>689120083
roll
>>689120077
Who in the fuck ever says that, but god, do I hope this works
"Ok then let's start slow bb show me a little something then I'll show u a huge something ;)" your dick better be big op
>>689120077
Double dubs Checkd
Also WINRAR
>>689120112
Obviously you've never gotten nudes beta faggot. It's all about persistence.
The bitch can’t find her motherfucking home
>>689120077
"spouts"
cant breathe
>>689119843
Can’t take no loss, I don’t never lose out
>>689120253
If i ever have to send dick, it'll be a pic of my schlong in a hot dog bun with ketchup on it.
>>689119843
"Can’t take no loss, I don’t never lose out"
>>689120387
^^me
Im way too shitty at this to be this lucky at rolls
>>689120077
Oh god save this thread someone
Plug coming in from Trinidad
>>689120543
Fucking summer fags
>>689119843
"this is between us girl, i trust you and i know you trust me. I'm straightforward, when i want something, i usually get it. what i want is you. now pass the fucking nudes so i can send it to my boys from 4chan."
You a bad bitch let me tell you what you don’t know
>>689120627
Shit, ok that was me, my roll is "boobs babe"
"You know what I mean ;)
>>689120594
Show me your browneye.
>>689120594
>>689120627
Lmao, you have to bro.
"Show me a bit o dem post-fetus feeders"
>>689120594
"You a bad bitch let me tell you what you don’t know"
@689120627
Leave them alone, there's no reason to be rude :(
SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR TITTIES BABY
>>689120594
send a dick pic, then say "what about a trade?"
>>689120661
c'mon, one more time. ROLLLLL
Let a rich nigga put it down in your ooh ooh
>>689120797
Fuck off you subhuman cunt
Ok let's be honest I see u hoeing out here and I'm just a guy who wants a piece of that. So do me a favor and just S E N D N U D E S , please :)
i need some jerkin fuel babe
>>689120707
what the fuck this bitch is easy
>>689120707
double 7s wtf
>>689120707
>boobs babe
WINRAR
>>689120829
you got lucky, kek
I'm desperate , you're desperate idk what I'm saying. I just really think you have a hot ass bod
>>689120973
"Just gimme the ol' under the shirt maneuver"
"Wow come on mami"
>>689120661
this
GET
"I'll show you somethin real babe"
Ay ay si mami uno mas
>>689120973
Ask for an ass shot
lets be fuck buddies
>>689120973
Why send fake pictures and hide your real beauty, guys from all around would kill for those tits, why not show me what they aren't getting
>>689120973
"You dont need to apologize, matter of fact i should sent you something too. But send me more (moar) without all that."
>>689121297
Way better than >>689121227
>>689121297
This is the safe route. Ask yourself this OP, ARE YOU A BITCH?!
>>689120661
Roll for anon
Daddy want to hold you down and slowly fuck your ass
id eat your fortune dot organically
>>689121227
>>689121297
these two please
>>689121227
oh?
>>689121434
My love for those tits you show me
send dick pic
how about we trade? that seems fair right ;)
(not the pic) "Yeah hows that sound?"
>>689121575
This
Roll!
Something long and hard
send a dick pic
Bitch you know where it is I'll be waitin
>>689121529
Roll for this
>>689121627
Absolute tard...
this instead>>689121529
Keep playin i'll fuck all of your friends
lemme see dem feet babe
>>689121575
Rolling
My pickle.
Can’t take no loss, I don’t never lose out
dick pic
>>689121627
Send a dick pic
let me see your feet
>>689121575
Rolling for this!
Someone stole my toilet seat!
>>689121905
reroll!
I wanna see that ass.
>>689121891
dick pic obviously
>>689121891
going good
>>689121665
Rollerino
>>689121891
send dick pic man we demand
so how does this work? money up front?
>>689121750
where the FUCK do you see that being better? heck, there's grammatical errors everywhere. it's absolute shit of a sentence
>>689122017
winner
>>689121973
>>689120661
Rolllllll
>>689121891
You a bad bitch let me tell you what you don’t know
>>689122017
win
>>689122017
do it op
>>689122100
agreed
>>689122017
This
>>689122100
rar
send the schlong
>>689122181
Kek
>>689122188
Made me key.
send the d
>>689121891
noice. you see? now it makes sense.
"it's up to you what you wanna see... im not picky. im actually hard for what i want to see..."
come on mami stop playing
#sendtheschlong
OP here, if we reach post limit I'll start a new thread with next reply screenshot.
sen me a picture of your feet babe
>>689122333
Dammit! Kek* also got trips
I'll show u something if u show me a piece of that fine ass
remove the hearts mami
>>689122487
OP OP DO IT DO IT
"Hey, baby. Send me some of the good stuff, I want a dick pic from you!"
"Surprise me baby, make me hard. I wanna know how dirty this can get."
>>689122487
nice one
it will be a special treat for m' lady
>>689122487
THE ROLL HAS SPOKEN
>>689121891
let me see the kitty cat
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtBzgHRCEAAFo31.jpg
>>689122487
Pls this would work I think
Might be left on R.
>>689122737
>>689122487
Winrar
>>689122776
So fucking close
let me see those feet
start slow op
>>689122650
Reroll
>>689123023
fuck outta here foot fag
>>689123023
reroll
>>689122936
*holds breath* this is it anon...also if she objects, the following, if not, the post below
Don't be a cunt
>>689122650
RNGESUS! Reroll!!!
>>689123155
na dude getting nudes is an art. truss me
I love this thread so much
Ass and titties. Ass ass and titties titties.
>>689123023
Roll for the one true fetish
"Show me that ass"
>>689122936
praying
>>689122650
Roll...check em??
>>689123352
reroll af
Let me enter that hershey highway
you know, ass baby