0,2,4,6,8 are truths
1,3,5,7,9 are lies
I will finish college
>>689097839
It will get better
>>689098009
Fuck
>>689098009
I didn't ask for these feels
I'm gonna suck dick
/b/ is a good place
I am the new adolf hitler
people will donate me 40 EUR [email protected]
I will run the world
I will kill myself
>>689098442
I will gas the muslims
>>689098542
I will be the leader of the world
>>689098632
They will start a rebellion and burn me alive
>>689098542
>>689098632
>>689098684
That escalated quickly
I'll get noticed for my hard work
i will get a girlfriend
>>689098798
Yes. And there's absolutely not a thing you can do about it.
>>689098798
Yes
>>689098851
What
I will win the jackpot.
>>689098009
Damn
>>689097839
IF YOU'RE NOT FEMINIST, YOU'RE SEXIST
>>689099046
You won't
>>689098895
>>689098883
You can't stop me. I will run the world.
>>689099129
No. You're just a cuck like the rest of us in this threa.
>>689099184
I guess you are right.
>>689099184
>>689099192
>>689099115
>>689099001
>>689099076
>>689098883
>>689098798
>>689098762
>>689098632
>>689098542
>>689098684
Fuck all you betafags, I'm the only one non-cuck in this thread
>>689099371
lmao.
dubs get
>>689099371
cuck
>>689099371
I am the only non-cuck in this thread
>>689099503
You are
>>689099503
>>689097839
i will pass my exams
Bush did 9/11
>>689099576
Fäg
>>689099654
despite how retarded this is that gave me hope
also my plans will succeed
>>689099371
HAHAHAHAHA
>>689099843
>>689099999
This post is porn
We all have aids
I will fuck my crush and potentially become her boyfriend this summer.
>>689100220
You won't
>>689100324
You are here just to contradict everything aren't you?
I'm secretly Jewish
>>689100324
>>689100324
>>689100449
>>689100899
there should be a rule so that, the newer replies do not hold any sway to the older statement.
I will have a friend
>>689097839
I will be so far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
I will be a student by summer
>>689097839
i will get my year
OP cannot stop sucking dicks.
I wont kill myself tonight
>>689102005
OP was sucking dicks in the first place
>>689102005
This thread is clearly broken, given that is the truth. Rules of this thread are null and void now.
The Holocaust was actually fun for everyone involved
gonna get laid by a hot girl this year
i love my wife
I'll have a girlfriend
I exist
i will have a happy life
>>689102513
fuck
>>689097839
Nobody loves you or myself
i will make it into the military
>>689103150
That's a lie
i will lose all this weight
I won't die alone..
>>689103223
But you're beautiful the way you are.
im not a fag
>>689097839
it'll happen next sunday
>>689097839
she loves me
I like girls
she still likes mee
I made her cum before I did.
>>689103529
How did it know
Evens are lies
Odds are truth
>>689097839
I will get married again and have children.
>>689103626
Because it's a double edge. Like Tumblr users.
Christianity.
I'm voting for Trump.
There's still a chance
Hillary Clinton is God's will and our savior.
I will find love
Bernie sanders gets assassinated during his presidency because he's an ignorant prick that blames an American made system.
There's someone for me
I'm God ask for blessings
russia will take over america and putin will jack me off with his big russian hands
My cock is larger than 4"
>>689097839
The world will soon end
op is a faggot
Tomorrow I'll have a pretty tasteful breakfast
God is dead
This post is a lie
I will have a good rest of my life
>>689097839
Trump wins
I will be happy for my entire life.
>>689105202
and is assassinated immediately
I will kill someone
>>689105273
Trump will make america great again
She will marry me
I am a sociopath/psychopath
>>689097839
I will do well on both of my exams this week
>>689105457
kek
Trump will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!
>>689097839
I dont give a fuck about this thread and neither should any off you
>doesn't even check his post for dubs
>>689105273
This faggot got pwned which, instead of being a typical shitlord denying it, will openly admit he is a faggot and he got pwned and therefore grow as an individual instead of being a faggot
>>689097839
i'm gonna get fit
I fought in Nam
>>689105525
you are a fagyopath
i will become gay
I will get through university with no huge problems
i'm gonna make her mine
you'll donate me 39,99 EUR on paypal [email protected]
>>689097839
i have a moderate future ahead of me
ill be alone for the rest of my life
>>689097839
My hair will no longer keep falling out, I will get my hair back at the end of the year
>>689099576
>balding science man
ill date a girl this year
she will love me back
>>689097839
I will get a girlfriend and my dad will love me finally.
Ill talk to amber this year
>>689097839
i'll get a girlfriend this year
>>689097839
I'll be with her, and ill be happy for ever with her. But only if I am brave
Will I get a miata
>>689106431
I will tell the truth
Jews are a nice, wholesome folk
I will get a girl soon
>>689105888
It must really want you to be gay then.
>>689097839
i'll finally get laid this year
>>689099371
guess ur a cuck then
>>689106555
Trips tell the truth
Life gets better
Anon will find that one thing that makes him happy
I'll find motivation to go to college
I won't feel so neutral and bored of everything anymore
She will stop being a tease and come back to me
I will get dubs
>>689106672
fu-fu-fu-fuck yes!
>>689106852
Don't know why I laughed so much at this fucking shit
maybe its relatable
I will go to Yale
we will be a couple
I will get her pussy
>>689097839
she's interested
>>689097839
She will love me again
She's happy
>>689097839
im moving to washington
at least fuck
My name is jahakaurut
OP is faggot
>>689097839
She'll live happily if I leave her
I will die alone
>>689107273
shit
I will get my ex-girlfriend back
I will lose my virginity soon
it'll work out
I am gay
I will get a life
I will get in them sweet walls
I'm thinking about dubs
Am I a good person?
>>689107742
>I fucked up
I am a good person
I get to fuck her soon?
I get to fuck her at all?
I pooped my pants
>Op says posts ending in 9 are lies
>Op ends in 9
>Op is lie?
I fucked Sigourney Weaver.
I'm God
>>689097839
im going to marry my gf
>>689108892
fuck :(
4chan has gone downhill
>>689108892
I'm going to cuck him with his gf
>>689097839
OP is a faggot
>>689099576
Size doesn't matter
I'll fuck this girl
My gf will eventually get hotter
i will meet her again
I don't have autism
I'll die a virgin
Everything will be okay.
>>689109801
>>689109681
>>689109541
>>689110883
jesus these feels