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Anyone have that bird shit that happend an hour ago?
>>689094318
What bird shit?
>>689094318
What bird shit??
>>689093536
theres fucking 3
>>689094466
You missed it. An hour ago, an anon took a shit on a bird and the thread went ape shit popular
>>689094632
Oh, I saw a screenshot of it with the entire thread, It was like in a little plastic container?
>>689094775
Yea, you have it?
>>689094913
Let me find it. Be right back.
>>689094453
Story?
>>689095035
Guy had a bomb and threw it at the truck.
>>689093715
i guess that one head was just too hard to prop up straight
>>689095160
story?
>>689094913
The thread it was on is gone and I didn't think to save it,
>>689095035
nerve gas
>>689095528
Fuck, well thanks for trying at least m8
>>689095829
Sorry man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyO9YdUpqE
>>689094453
Funny thing is it didn't do shit.
>>689095527
nobody knows anon... nobody knows
>>689095160
wtf? story?
>>689096161
He hurt his leg
>>689096564
Story?
>>689095423
wtf is this shitting camera
>>689096930
A guy climbed a statue and fell off you fucking faggot what else?
>>689096930
Took a selfie, died.
>>689096930
i dunno,id say the guy was drunk and climbed up the yoke and fell off im pretty sure theres an aftermath video of it too the guys head was fucked up
>>689096930
He was the retarded Wright brother, adamant he cold fly with his arms
>>689096865
Kek
>>689096279
Lol these sandniggers are inexperienced, the Governor did it in one cut with ease
>>689095527
>>689096161
it was a tire that blew up in his leg
>>689097639
Huh, I wonder how friendly fire incidents happen
>>689097937
Thanks mr skeltal
>>689097937
Wtf happened here?
>>689095895
Sorry bro
>>689098168
Holy fuck that'd piss me off so fucking much...
>>689098168
aww ran over your lil toy? lol ;_:
>>689098168
Good, fuck Motorcyclists
white people being themselves lmfao
>>689098168
fucking women. Can't do anything
>>689098409
>>689098510
>>689098512
ya he should have started fucking the car up,i would
>>689097937
omg is he ok?!
>>689098519
Notice how niggers have to travel in large packs to take down the smallest targets?
>>689098168
Love to see rice rocket shit heads get their bikes REKT
>>689098750
Good idea if you want to be the one in trouble. it'd piss me off, but I wouldn't do that.
>>689095423
>beer in hand
>>689098519
>Diamond
Guess he wasn't that tough, huh?
>>689094149
>ba
>>689097937
nice shoes
>>689098927
lol first time I noticed
>>689097576
>anime
god, please off yourself
>>689094903
That's the opening scene in the game Skate...
>>689094648
That left was on target
>>689098519
Someone help! Throw em a basket ball!
>>689098987
god will help him when he comes back
>>689099191
It's an American comic called The Walking Dead you fucking nigger
>>689098781
Fucking asians and all the weeaboos that feed them
>>689098327
anyone else see the dip shit in the back jump up and grab the rope causing this whole thing to happen in the first place , lol what a tard
>>689097779
> Them burnt lips
And now he is the joker.
>>689096985
It's an image stabilizing program; the moving border is how severely the image would be shitting around if it wasn't keeping it centered.
>>689099600
>comics
lol like they're any better. Don't lie to yourself you fucking manchild
>>689099344
best plank ever
>>689098519
fuck you faggot melon eating piece of shit
>>689097817
Niggers love punching. They must envision the face of the father they never knew
>>689095743
Thanks, God, for making such miracles as this thing's mindless, senseless pain possible.
You must REALLY get off on this kind of shit.
>>689099891
You're probably some eurofag that does not know anything about american culture
>>689097522
story?
>>689098970
instead of grossed out I find this very satisfying for some reason
>>689100382
>american
>culture
please stop embarrassing yourself
>>689096279
Sharpen your swords, faggots. Constantly chopping them against that fucking concrete isn't helping.
>>689099897
hes got some skills alright
>>689098183
He fell into a pirranah pit and they ate him
>>689093536
No Rekt thread, because it keeps getting 404'd because of the fucking gore brigade
>>689095743
This butcher has the freshest meat in town.
>>689096865
Mods!!! This is murder and death.
>>689095423
Well deserved
>>689098519
Nah, the betas are the ones jumping one target as a group of 6.
Coward faggots can't fight for themselves.
>>689100482
>using greentext trying to be an oldfag
I bet you can even triforce>>689100556
>>689094648
qwop fighting
>>689099891
>manchild
Yup. Not ashamed in the least.
That shit's making fucking millions nowadays, so there's obviously a great fucking many of us.
Cry more about your hatred for it, cunt.
>>689097503
The definition of rekt
>>>689099423
>>689094149
broken bones always make me cringe.
>>689099892
Perfect fucking shot.
>>689093715
thats not rekt you stupid nigger. That's gore.
>>689097576
>>689100504
The dull blade was intentional
>>689096801
great now i gotta pay a therapist my hard earned money I'm sending you the bill
>>689101702
>A lot of people consume it, so it must be good
key
>>689101127
Of course it is.. now get the fug out
>>689098519
>calls someone who repeatedtly gets up to defend themselves beta
I bet you would have totally used your nunchucks and fucked them all up, i feel ya bro.
>>689100020
You tried too hard.
>>689101127
Bait. Just in case it isn't though.
>>689102093
To each their own; I'm not the one crying about how much people liking it pisses me off.
>>689102051
im sorry but i will not pay that bill
>>689096279
Fucking doctor at the end though, these Arabs are fucked, jokes on this fuck though, he's going to touch everything he comes into contact with in the village with his shit wiping hand Lololol
>>689102374
Whatever you say friendo; just remember all the books out there you could be reading right now to enrich yourself instead of being a weeaboo. Kisses
>>689102548
id hate to be in the food chain
>>689097827
probably not with blanks like in that video
>>689102917
>timelapse of a monkey falling asleep
>>689102720
Who says I don't? Expanded horizons doesn't mean cutting off an entire section of media because you prejudicially believe the old hype that it's stupid or childish.
You're the one missing out; I feel bad for you.
>>689099883
That's impressive
>>689103193
You are retarded
webm only please
>>689097503
knock the fucker out colder than an iceberg and you still dump the water on him? srsly wtf
>>689103288
>I feel bad for you.
Gosh, that's quite deep coming from someone who reads comics
>>689103193
it's from a movie, Andromeda Strain.
>>689102973
>chuck me the gun outta frame fam, will look hella sick
>>689103193
Sure, whatever Morty, whatever (burp) helps you sleep.
>>689103445
This guy is the thread boss.
>>689097522
>you think a helmet saves you from bullets
>>689103556
Keep trollin, fam.
>>689101819
me2. more than other rekt
>>689103750
>fam
That's not a real word you know, that's a meme. Of course, if you spent time not being an internet manchild you'd know that
>>689103884
It's ebonics for family you racist shitlord
>>689097503
That's what you get with shitty unmaintained hydraulics
>>689103884
>That's not a real word you know, that's a meme
No fucking shit, you pedantic cunt, you don't say?
>if you spent time not being an internet manchild
Pot, meet fucking kettle.
>>689095229
This made my day
why do mods close rekt threads?
>>689098183
He went on a diet
>>689104444
because they jelly of quads
>>689104277
Would they win the lawsuit?
>>689102051
Eventually you'll get desensitized, dont be such a pansy.
>>689103618
hey rick
>>689098519
>beta
>jumped by gang
>still standing in the end
>>689094903
zero sympathy for faggot skaters
>>689102746
Ecw, Ecw, Ecw
>>689100434
WHAT FUCKING STORY? ITS A ARAB BEING SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD, HOLY SHIT CAN YOU WATCH AND JUST GUESS WHAT IS GOING ON YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>689104903
Parents and the guy filming should be sentenced to death
>>689104648
>when chinese bdsm goes too far
>>689104070
>ebonics
You mean nigger talk you liberal cuck?
>>689100186
Ikr sick fucks
>>689104427
should have used the crosswalk
>>689104648
Seriously what is even happening here.
>>689104722
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......................hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
>>689105108
>liberal cuck
Because not being a racist and using correct terms makes me a libcuck. You're an actual nigger.
>>689104722
it's amazing sloths didn't go extinct years ago.
>>689102816
Even if you're at the top?
>>689096865
MY FUCKING SIDES
then mfw filename
>>689105326
That IS a crosswalk you stupid nigger
>>689105631
you know what i meant
>>689103964
suicide?
>>689097522
good shot
>>689105819
havent a clue man
>>689105074
You should have been aborted on video
>>689105074
why the guy filming?
>>689102917
GAS MONKEY
DAT FUNKY MONKEY
>>689098153
FILENAME
>>689106038
Because he didn't even try to do anything. I know you can't just jump in there but damn, throw the camera at it. If it hits him, it might just get distracted.
>>689096865
reminds me of the day I lost my virginity
>>689094453
Maximum Effort.
>>689105715
XDDDD IKR LOLOL HAHAHA <My face when funny video name XD
>>689105979
no u
>>689093715
the grammar on that sign in front of the heads is atrocious
>>689106226
lol man you're so funny kek
>>689096865
Kek
>>689106222
ya everyone there should have been throwing stuff at the tiger it probably would have ran off
>>689102326
Nignog detected
>>689102282
the comedian?
>>689106146
XD
>kangaroo mma
>top kek
>mfw
>tfw filenam
>yfw funny fourchan meme video
>>689106609
i dunno he doesent look like a comedian
>>689096801
spic or sandnig ?
>>689102917
Oh look it's actual nerve gas
>>689106729
>1465418379788.jpg
newfag. you also gave it away because you tried too hard.
>>689106813
i think its spic
>>689097503
Story?
>>689097639
Story?
>>689107480
i dunno man
>>689097976
Story?
>>689107013
>lol u got exposed XD
>>689105534
No, because ebonics isn't real. Explain to me how a 4 gen Canadian son of a doctor talks like he was just let off the cotton pickin farm in West Virginia . does this bullshit accent/ retarded broken English come with their genetics? Nigger talk is a meme
>>689107775
Just go back.
>>689106962
Ayy lmao
>>689107586
dafuq?
>I have one too many horses
>what is the best way to dispose of him?
>>689098781
Story?
>>689108055
i think it was dead man
>>689107926
Ok kiddo
>>689108128
that freaks the fuck out of me,il never download that clip
>>689108167
not this shit again
>>689105388
Abdul, make then do jumping jack before beheading. Get the blood pumping!
>>689107775
worst photoshop in history
>>689097779
Wanted to be Batman, ended up Two Face
>>689107756
He missed the plane that went down recently because of a premonition, and death couldn't have any of that
>>689108273
sorry bro
>>689106222
I wudda jumped in and laid some black belt on that faggot tiger!
>>689098408
Sorry dude
>>689108167
Saving scat sonic the hedgehog porn doesn't make you less reddit.
>>689106144
murder caught on video
>>689105161
I was talking solely about God, the sick fuck.
>>689108511
no problem dude i didnt watch it,iv seen it before though,it makes me cringe
>>689105074
Tiger's gonna eat.
We've killed more than enough of them for it to come back on us, in this small way.
>>689105741
naw man
if it was a crosswalk there would be some painted lines and a sign or somethin
>>689097503
did he die ?
>>689107073
ice bucket challenge. He failed and died.
>>689098970
Story?
>>689095743
Story?
Story?
>>689106962
One down.
>>689108570
>lol guys look at this newfag lol he's from reddit and Im the oldfag
Nice bait
>>689106552
With its meal.
>>689104648
He has some sort of desises like MS or something. Believe it or not this is at a clinic or like it. It is used to help him with the pain.
>>689097716
Such a quick and polite collision
>>689107756
shitty old rusty broken down fence, too fat rent-a-cop too slow to jump out of the way
>>689109275
I didn't proclaim to be an oldfag. I've only been here since 09. You are new as fuck though.
>>689097779
kinda cool
>>689109384
its not a clinic, its at his home
>>689109640
Try harder
>>689107586
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>689109504
back story?
>>689099897
now that volcanoes gonna be all wired
>>689108167
i mean compared to people being burned alive, shot, decapitated, and crushed, furry scat porn really isn't that bad at all
>>689109858
You're only scaring your own kind with that image
>>689109925
Story?
>>689098319
this shit makes me sad
>>689106786
but it's pretty funny to me
>>689099897
Story?
>>689109504
Pretty hilarious vid you got there m8. Really really like it. You mind if I save em'?
>>689109910
horse past expiration date
>>689102548
i wonder how much longer it walked around for before succumbing
>>689110120
Story?
>>689100186
I do, actually.
Live vicariously cuck, that is the kind if world we live in.
>>689097976
This one died
>>689110087
kek. after the 27th time it got funny again
>>689109910
it was dead, and they use dead horses to make glue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SILRT0ADSFY
small water turtle rips apart and drowns mouse slowly
>>689110120
>I finally get to show off in front of my white friends!
>Here I go!
>"NICE JAMA-OH SHIT AHAHAHAHA"
>Spaghetti falls out of pocket as I land on my face
>>689110334
moar?
>>689110288
they use the whole thing? seems like a waste.
>>689098781
oh yerin my love <3
>>689110486
you know what? i'm not gonna ask for the Story here.
>>689110248
Again, I was speaking about God.
He REALLY gets off on this shit.
>>689108324
Story PLEASE??????!?!?!
>>689108569
Sorry dad
>>689108324
crappy greenscreen head remover
>>689098022
story?
>>689110664
thats your mom after i was done with her
>>689106813
only spics are the smarter of the two in order to have a sharp blade
>>689110664
Slipped on an ice cube.
>>689108055
better than digging a hole
>>689110784
i think it was apart of the terror attacks in paris
>>689098319
Did he died?
>>689098168
this pleases me
>>689110829
kek
My face when
