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Caugh a baby bird injured. TRIPS TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL DELIVER!
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Caugh a baby bird injured. TRIPS TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL DELIVER!
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>>689077575

jerk off on it then let it go.
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>>689077885
3 off, damn. I just jerked off 10 min ago
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time to start a 4chan space program
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>>689078148
Xd. Sadly i dont have helium
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>>689078148
roll
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Put it up your ass feet first then take a picture with its head coming out
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>>689077575
Take good care of it until it is able to fly, then set it free.
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let it go
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sick it's beak down your cockhole
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>>689078348
I dont have a gaping anus.....
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>>689077575
Eat it alive
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>>689078230
>>689078148
can you go buy some at walmart or some shit?
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Blend it in milk, and drink it.
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Realise that there is such a thing as karma.
Let it sink in
You know what is best if you dont wanna come back on this earth as a dog in china

Do whats right OP,
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Sacrifice it to Satan
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Take care of it, train it, keep it until it dies of natural causes. I expect a post once a month with updates.
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>>689078496
Im a poor fag
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Keep it as a pet and train it to fight
Name him Balls
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Bite the head off and chew it like bubble-gum.
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>>689078467
this
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>>689077575
kys
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>>689077575
Duct tape to top of head and walk into nearest supermarket asking if they would like to buy free range eggs
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>>689078552
Fuck u, i have no soul
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>>689077575
smear your dick in wet bird seed or bread crumbs and feed it
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love it forever
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S P A C E P R O G R A M
it will enjoy it
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>>689078577
Winrar
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>>689077575
Suck its cock u dirty faggot
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poop on it
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>>689078488
WINRAR
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Nurse it back to health, love it, and eventually free it.
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used blowtorch on it
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dick in pooper
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>>689078781
What are you, retarded?

Nevermind.
>>689078777
This guy is retarded.
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>>689078777
WINRAR
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hold it for an hour and repeatedly tell it that it's a bird.
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>>689078777
In after trips..
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Let it drink the bleach
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>>689078738
Illiterate nigger!
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>>689077575
Got any fireworks? ;)
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>>689078706
How didn't I think of this before?
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>>689077575
Get in the bathtub and then put the bird in there with you, no water, you have to be naked though.
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Suck its dick until it dies
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>>689078777
WIN WIN WIN
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>>689078781
are you autistic? he said trips
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>>689077575
Set it free, for fuck's sake.
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>>689078777
ta da..
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>>689078777
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>>689078777
check'ed
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>>689078777
WINRAR
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>>689078685
Enjoy purgatory homo
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>>689078777
Fug
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>>689078777
Well shit
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>>689078777
WIN
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OP here, 1 min
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>>689078777
WHERE'S THE VID OP? THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

KEEP
THE
THREAD
ALIVE
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Blend it and feed it to gf/relative
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>>689079074
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Shock it. Like with electricity. Zap zap.
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webm OP please
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OH SHIT
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>>689077575

Nurse
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>>689079227
literally
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>>689078867
>>689078947
shit, my bad i misread
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>be op
>on 4chan
>holding in a shit
>find a bird
>lets post on /b/
>nigger says "poop on it"
>HOW CONVENIENT
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Done
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>>689079074
Bwhahaahahah
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OP you have my attention.
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>>689078777
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>>689078777
OP here
I said anything but this is getting too far sorry wont deliver
new rolls
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>>689079405
what a shitty pic
cant you do better?
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>>689079405
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while we're waiting can we talk about how cringey my self proclaimed rapper"friend is

(He wants to be in the Marines aswell
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>>689079405
Kek
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another angle pls OP
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>>689079405
I underestimated you OP
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>>689079405
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smear it into its feathers OP
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>>689079405
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>>689079405
What a nig. Kill youself.
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>>689079405
More angles OP? This is shit
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Nut on its gay little bird face
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>>689079516
thats the idea :^)
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Witnessed.
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Lick the bird
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>>689079510
He delivered before this post, faggot
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>>689079405
>>689079405
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>>689079405
you fucking degenerate
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Clean the bird up and heal it.
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Another day on 4chan.

Anyways, microwave it and record.
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>>689079405.
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>>689079746
Thats a watery fucking shit OP
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make him a hat
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Build a nest out of the top of the skull of a corpse, and keep it in a cage. You fucking retard
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>>689079779
had you got trips I would've been sad
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have fun cleaning it up OP
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>>689079746
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and roll for this
>>689079779
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OP WHOA

I'm so proud
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>>689079746
thanks dude.

is anyone archiving this?
id like a print of this please.
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quads and put it into the blender
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Spray it with a russian flamethrower
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>>689079746
kill yourself nigger
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>>689079779
Roll
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>>689079405
>>689079746
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>>689079779
reroll
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>>689079746
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Clean it off and heal it nigger
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>>689079779
Reroll
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Call your police service and tell them you shit on an injured bird and they need to come get it
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>>689077575
Please take the bird to a local animal shelter and see if they know what to do. Please stop shitting on it.
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got another piss in you OP?

Rolling for a golden shower
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>>689079779
rolling
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Op here, will be back in 5 min
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OP can poop when he wants to, that's a useless superpower
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>>689080133
Rolling
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>>689079405
Fucking savage. My trips say release him into the wild and throw the poop at it.
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>>689079746
Wow. Eat the poop. Forget the bird. Just eat the shit. Let the Bird go, and eat your own shit
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If we're still going you should let it stand on your dick like a tree branch with timestamp
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>>689079746
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Let the birdo go
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sharpie in pooper
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>>689080133
your dubs don't impress me, this is a trips thread so fuck off
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>>689079779
This, obviously.
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bird in pooper
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>>689077575
keep in a properlly aired and cleaned enclosure.
a small cage with a perch so its feet dont get deformed. make sure it has water and food like seed, small vegetables work too.

>become a bird mom.
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let it go.
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>>689079746
Put your penis in bird's pooper
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>>689080133
This
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>>689078577
I like you.
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>>689080428
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>>689077575
write a will that leaves all your belongings, including the bird, to an animal rescue, that will raise the bird into perpetuity, then kys
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>>689079779
rolll
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>>689079405
Sometimes I hate it when OP delivers.
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summerfags are a buzz kill
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>>689080014
roolz
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Give it a name, take care of it and love it.
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if this is dubs STAMP ON IT
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kill it
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Pour gas on it and light it
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Take care of it.

I will save this bird from faggots!
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Go to the animal shelter with both the bird and poop in the box. Say you found it and want them to see if they can help. Blame the huge random piece of shit next to it on the bird.
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Microwave and record
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live dissection
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Blend some worms, put on pooper and make the bird eat out of your pooper.
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>>689080560
Hahaha this
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microwavve and record
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>>689080560
this
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Swallow bird, choke on it and die.
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>>689077575
Snippy?
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>>689077575
whatever the fuck you do, dont feed it bread

really, it'll die slowly that way

i learned the hard way and i am sorry to this day
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Do a science experiment:

Play it screamo all night, and see if it becomes emo.
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>>689080665
off by one
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>>689080665
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let him free
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>>689080560

>my sides

roliing
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>>689080560
kek this
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