Kill urself and stream it

eat shit faggot

Slap your dad in the face and grab his balls

>>689065855
Rolling

Piss on the table to show dominance.

If you have a sister, sneak some pics
If you don't, stick your dick in the main course

Pour everyone's food on table and slap your dick in the mess. Encourage your mother to join you.

''Hitler did nothing wrong''

Sneak up behind each of them one by one and shoot them in the head.

>>689066051
Rolling

Masturbate under the table and cum on the person to your left's legs.

lol do the macarena dude

Fake a heart attack

Bring three pigs to the table and let them loose in the house, but paint them with the numbers 1, 2, and 4. Then sit back and watch the pandemonium ensue as the look for pig #3.

whip your dick out and say "there's gonna be some changes around here,big changes."

>>689067796
that is the funniest thing i have ever read....

Tell your family you are a fag that sucks dicks

>>689067462
roll

>>689067235
This and film it

Shit on the table and try to film

>>689067796
Wow fckin hilarious

Rolling for >>689067235
Say it loud as shit and film reactions

>>689068131
This

>>68906783
lol roll

>>689068161
This

Start rocking back and forth, screaming and hitting yourself in the head.

OP is a fag and wont deliver

> just in case though raise your glass and call a toast to adolf hitler's legacy

Say "I hate niggers" and record it, post youtube link when done

Tell them you love dick

>>689068161
rollin

cum on your food in front of everyone

say that your not hungry as you push your plate aside,then sing 'cocaine' by eric clapton

go get

>>689068377
this

Kill yourself while streaming on yt

Come out as a a transgender and tell them you're planning to get a sex change by the end of the month. Film it and put it up on youtube w link.

>>689068533
rollllllll

>>689068510
Roll

Tell them you are furry and explain the whole fandom.

Tell your family that you are Jewish and then laugh the most Jewish laugh ever

>>689068533
this pls

lick your mom's tit

>>689068377
do it, OP

>>689068533
rolling

>>689068377
do this and then eat the food while recording

>>689068533
roll

>>689068377
roll

>>689068377
rollin

>>689068533
rolly roll

Stand up, put dick on plate, put some spices on it, and stare weirdly at everyone.

>>689068533
do it

>>689068377
>>689068679
roll

Go find a mirror and jam food up your nose.
Or just use phone camera
Tilt it so it's obviously looking at your nose and hold it there, looking at it, jacking off with your other hand, yelling "NOSEY! AAAAUUUGH!" and eventually "BETTER THAN SCAT VIDEOS! BARELY!" When you ejaculate put some in your nose
Bonus if you can find disguise glasses with nose and fake mustache and put them on to hold it in after

>>689068533
roll and checked

Stand up, pull your pants down then move up and down and say "I've got a nice penis." while your penis is flopping around

>>689068533
roll

>>689068377
do it, op faggot

Don't do anything unusual, be a normalfag, and post a picture of your dick.

>>689068533
Rolling Rolling

>>689068775
>>689068778
>>689068779

Ayy lmao

>>689068778
just missed it bro. rolling for this

>>689068533
roll

>>689068377
rolling in my skin these wounds they will not heal

>>689068377
then eat it and puke on the table

>>689068778
off by one kek

>>689068793
This

>>689068778
OFFBYSEVENTEENANAKIN.JPEG
OP CAN YOU PLEASE COUNT THIS?
I WILL BRING THE FUCKING GODS OF GETS INTO THIS

>>689068533
rollllllin fag

jack off under the table and just as your about to come stand up and come over the table

>>689068533
roll 2

>>689068778
Roll

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>>689068377
rolling

>>689068944
Reroll

>>689068533
cmon mofo this

>>689068984
rolling for this

Tell your family you wanna suck their dick, and film it.

>>689068377
Roll

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>>689068377
rolling!

eat ur veggies like a good boy

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

cum on your sisters tits,when your mom starts to say something say "shut up bitch,wait yer turn"

kys

>>689068984
Rolling boys, lets make dreams happen

>>689068778
Rolling

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>>689068377
roll.

>>689068533
roll this

>>689069123
WINRAR. So Kys.

>>689069063
>their dick
>the unidick is all powerful

>>689068533
rolling

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>>689068377
rolling in my skin these wounds they will not heal
rolling in my skin these wounds they will not heal
rolling in my skin these wounds they will not heal
rolling in my skin these wounds they will not heal
rolling in my skin these wounds they will not heal

>>689068533
>>689068377

roll

>>689068533
do this

Confess your romantic feelings for any siblings.

>>689068533
Rolling for anything for example this

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DE VITIIS EGO DEUS AD TE!
BENEDICTUS VOLUMINE!
ET SACRIFICIUM VITIIS MEUS AD TE VANIAT TRIBUO TRIPS SUPER ANIMA!
My sacrifice: this image

>>689068533
rolling 2

>>689065685
hug your dad and whisper to him you want to suck his dick, then act like nothing happened but make eye contract during eating

>>689068533
do this and be real fucking aggressive with telling them

>>689068533
rolling again

>>689068533
.

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>>689068377
this

>>689069342
reroll

>>689069123
rolling

>>689068533
last roll

>>689068533
check and this

>>689068377
This

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>>689068377
trips 4 this

Take a shit, and put it on your plate, saying you prefer to eat.

piss in their drinks

Is there any hope for trips?

>>689068533
ROLLERINO

>>689068533
holy shit this and make a big deal out of it

>>689065685
moan obscenely while eating the whole time

>>689067964
oh right, its summer

>>689068377
>>689068908
+ recording and sharing roll!

>>689068533
roll

>>689068377
this, probably

AHHHHHHHHH

>>689069532
this

>>689069533
reroll

>>689068533
rollrollrollrollrollroll

Fork through cheek

>>689069532
do this pls op

>>689068533
roll trips

>>689069533
this

punch someone in the face really hard and then post photo of his/her face

>>689068377
Trips pls i go to church everyday and suck my priests dick as you teach kamisama

>>689068533
rolling

>>689069616
Rerol

>>689069342
rerollll

AY LMAAAOOO SO YOU'LL SAY "IM A FAGGOT DAD AND I WANNA SUCK DICKS".

THEN YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR ASS LMAO THAT WILL BE SO FUNNY I'M A GENIUS WINRAR PLZ

>>689068533
this and make a big ass deal out of it

>>689068533
ʀօʟʟ

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>>689069667

>>689069667
off by one KEK
>>689068533
Also reroll

>>689068377
roll

>>689069659
roll

>>689068533
THIS OP

>>689069735
this

>>689068533
this

"I'm a Trump supporter"

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>>689069309
Need a better sacrifice?

AYYYYYYYYYY LMAAAOOO SO YOU'LL SAY "IM A FAGGOT DAD AND I WANNA SUCK DICKS".

THEN YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR ASS LMAO THAT WILL BE SO FUNNY I'M A GENIUS WINRAR PLZ

>>689068533
cmon op this

>>689068533
rollin

>>689068377
this.

>>689069616
Roll

>>689069837

>>689069342
rokklll

>>689069886
fuck so close ok this again

>>689068377
Roll

AYYYYYYYYYY LMAAAOOO SO YOU'LL SAY "IM A FAGGOT DAD AND I WANNA SUCK DICKS".

THEN YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR ASS LMAO THAT WILL BE SO FUNNY I'M A GENIUS WINRAR PLZ.

>>689069342
rollin

>>689068533
>>689068533
>>689068533
>>689068533

>>689069903

>>689068533
fucking this

>>689068533
LMAO THIS

>>689069616
Ffs, rolling again

jerk off under the table while playing footsies with an adjacent family member

>>689069901
Roll for this

>>689068533
roll again

>>689068533
do it op

"Dad please vote for Trump"

>>689069999
WINRAR GUYS

>>689069999
NOT WINRAR FUCKKKK

>>689069999
As you wish, m'lord

>>689069342
rollo

>>689069999
Check em

>>689069999
WINRAR

>>689069999
WINRAR

Sit down and have dinner without any hassle.

>>689068533
Lock and roll climate controlled storage

>>689069999
OH SHIT CHECKED ITS HAPPENING OP AAHAHAHHAHA

>>689069999
YES!!!!

>>689069999
Quads don't count faggot

>>689068377
do it, fucking op
and take photos

>>689069999
WINRAR

>>689070120
you jealous fag? look at those fucking beautiful quads

>>689069999
o shit!
OP DELIVER!

>>689065855
roll

>>689069342
rollin this

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>>689069999
better fucking deliver op

>>689065855
this

>>689069999
it's time

>>689070120
Quads are even better, do 2 tasks fgt

>>689070120
found the retard

>>689070222
Winrar

>>689070222
confirmation faggots

>>689069999

OMFG FOR QUADS!

WINRAR!

>>689070222
OP HAS TO DELIVER NOW

>>689070250
>>689070246
bless your souls

>>689070222
And trips for dis, op?

>>689069999
ayy winrar

>>689070222
Holly trips

>>689070191
Quads ≠ trips

Include me in the reddit post.

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>>689065685
show up in finest tracksuit and squat at table like good son should for parent

>>689069999
HOLY SHIT

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>>689070222
he'll better do, this is fucking trips

>>689070222
>>689069999
NOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO IT OP

>>689065855
reroll

>>689070339
>>689070120
Summertime lovin'

>>689070339
ok newfriend

>>689070351
reroll

>>689070371
he fucking better this could be some good shit right here only if op sacrifices himself

Op where the fuck you at
>>689069999
>>689070222

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this thread will 404 in about 100 posts, OP baited everyone as always, everyone go home

>>689070222
WINRAR DELIVER OP YOU FAGGOT

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join telechan, btw

https://telegram.me/wu7x5

Fuck we worked so hard for those quads and trips OP we're counting on you to not fag out on us here and deliver

>>689070776
and look how close that was to more trips cmon OP

threads dead ):
fuck you OP this could have been history

>>689069999
Too bad that this guy is a fucking samefag.

hey people OP here
you guys took too long
dinner's over
cya next time

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>>689071155

>>689071045
True...

>>689071155
ok faggot

>>689068377
rolling