Waifu claiming thread.Claim your Waifu/HusbandoThis is not /b/, this is /waifu/No
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>689057793
You seemed like a nice guy so I wanted to get to know you.
I'm pretty good too. Was at the sacrament of confirmation of my cousine and then went to feast. So I have nothing to complain.
>>689058034
Good anon
>>689057245
Oh
>>689057284
Trying at the moment it's my first dark souls game and yuno said I got the shit one
>>689057299
But roadhog is pretty large himself
>>689057517
Yes
>>689057981
No
Dio-sama...
>>689058208
>minimalist anarchy
gotcha!!
>>689058096
true!!! but sometimes too much can make things weird lol
>>689058553
That's just cute
Best type moon claimed.
>>689058553
please?? i wanna know so bad....this kills the man
>>689058553
Wich one did you get then?
>>689057165
God damn it, you really have a lot of trouble getting a job.
>Didn't eat yesterday and barely ate anything today.
You're probably weak as hell, you have to do something about it. Food has to be a priority, I know you really need to save money, but there's no excuse on that, you have to eat.
On the top of that, someone was stealing what little you had.
You need to get a job, please.
You may not enjoy it, you don't seem to have much of a choice.
I don't want to keep you waiting, I take a lot to reply.
I just hope things get better for you.
>>689058553
Rape edition?
>>689058621
That's a great trend. As if weird isn't good.
>>689058662
>smug void.jpg
>>689058553
>yuno said I got the shit one
Because you did
>>689058759
2
>>689058208
>>689058838
Calling her void is actually something of a spoiler, but not really obvious or harmful.
>>689058347
Are you playing or you still don't wanna come?
>>689059001
I wouldn't suspect it as a spoiler if you didn't say that.
>>689058838
i wonder how minimalist anarchy would work...it sounds pretty good lol
weird is best!!!
>>689058659
I know
>>689058759
>>689058865
Scholar :(
>>689058819
Maybe
>>689058757
',:)
>>689059268
It's like differentiating between the various forms of Homura without spoiling everything.
>>689059074
I joined.
Akiko claimed
>claiming yume
>>689059475
PLEASE
>>689058356
Kind words anon.
Sounds like ye had a good time then.
Confirmations are always good craic. Haven't been to many in the last two years though with exams sadly.
Hopefully there'll be a one or two in the next while anyways.
>>689059475
The pigs can't be attacked by multiple moves due to their small size, wich is why their existence is a small "troll" Although you should still be greatly ashamed of getting rekt by a bunch of pigs.
I never played dark souls 1 simply due to my PC master race beliefs and the lack of actual good port and/or PC. The fact that I believe in PC master race while playing with a laptop that has been getting blue screens for 8-10 months is also shameful. DS1 looks amazing due to the fact that you can make some sweet acrobatic rolls.
>>689059683
Here is my offering.
>>689060100
That's pretty hot.
I dig undeads but I don't fuck em though.
>>689059370
Minimalist anarchy is like an antithesis.
>>689059498
If that's the case then I'm perfectly ok with the spoiler. Void sounds like a cool term and yet I don't know how does it relate or what does it mean to her.
>>689058356
Hopefully it went better than my confirmation, I may have passed out at the alter.
>>689060024
You really should get DS1 and just use the mod dsfix.
>>689060150
Noice, subtle.
>>689060502
I have DS1, and I've tried dsfix, but my laptop is just too much trash. So the only dark souls game I've been playing is DS2.
>>689059769
It was a nice event, yup. Had a lot of fun seeing the other part of my family and talking with them and teasing my niece.
Hope there will be some for you too
Anyway, I'll now go to bed, good night trips guy and rest of the thread
>>689060502
never got the sacrament of confirmation simply because I didn't believe in it. Just was there for my niece.
Anyway good night
Claimed.
>>689060422
so you're saying it would contradict and explode?!?!
ANARCHY!!!!
>>689060726
Heh, almost jealous to hear ye say that.
Haven't visited much of my relatives at all in the passed two years.
Genuinely miss the fun we have.
Anyway g'night man!
So I will leave for now and sleep
Have a nice day/night
>>689061191
Maybe, but I would hope not. I love minimalism and anarchic minimalism sounds like an innovative experimental design trend.
>>689060996
Hello Hank. I would show you some music but I don't think you will like it.
The quest for the bronze star is well on it's way
12 wins to 3 losses
My Genji was on point today
Personal blog aside, what's you guys most memorable winstreak in any game?
Still claimed.
what did i miss i just got home
>>689061595
Go on ahead.
>>689061595
hmmmm....it could work!!! it's like the governement is gone, but not too much!! lol
>>689060422
Hurry much and watch it then.
>>689061922
I wanna meme you with noise but I feel like posting something soft first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rE8dI6dRg
>>689062203
Not bad.
>>689060006
>Rattle
>>689062749
dab toN
>>689062749
alright!!! are you ready for the meatgrinder???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfYLar2QGI
>>689059554
Before I go, chess tommorow?
>>689063007
Sure.
>>689058208
Minimalism you say?
>>689063090
Ok.
I haven't picked a game we both know and it was unfair, sorry.
>>689063296
I still beat you the first time
>>689062142
>hurry
That's not something I'm good at, but I will probably move fate stuff up in my to watch list.
>>689062749
Glad you liked it, now here's a song from the new generation of music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlAQNcdqBs0
>>689063403
Yeah, that's why I was surprised when you said you don't have any ideea how to play it.
Shame on me.
>>689062978
Pantera is a good band.
>I tell you what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTJMDkpOqHI
>>689063485
Seems more ambient.
>>689058553
Hey Smug why so rapey today?
Claimed.
>>689062203
wow.
Just browsing through threads and GatH is the last thing i would have expected to see on /b/.
I have every one of her songs and there isnt one I don't like
I think my favorite on that album would be stone wall stone fence, so haunting, love to walk around the forest and play it, then again ghost is basically the anthem of my life.
I love you.
>>689063485
Don't mix Fate(which should be read) with KnK, in effect it's barely connected and more "oh that's neat" when concepts are repeated such as Akasha or the counter force.
>>689063816
We have a couple /mu/ fags here.
>>689063769
^69 get
Rolling
>>689063920
Who are the /mu/ fags in here?
>>689058781
You nigger.
You could at least say goodbye.
>>689063816
this is really good by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTOXqpQUYys
>>689063726
nice!!! what's your favorite album from them??
i'd say far beyond driven for me
i don't remember that song from the doom ost, but that's pretty cool!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYw7FPB7CE
>>689064111
Tats for actually browsing /mu/, Ginko and Homura for just having a deep interest in music.
>>689064227
Don't have a favorite. I like this though. It plays on the 3rd or 4th level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrMrF_k_fMo
>>689063726
The genre is described as abstract, minimal and ambient.
>>689063816
I got into them recently and only listened to this album so far. There are a lot of regular posters with good taste in music in this thread.
>>689063920
I see, it seems to have a lot of installments so I will have to do my homework before knowing the watch/read order.
>>689064111
Tats and Konata mainly I guess.
>>689064181
Thanks, as someone who likes mainly relaxed electronic tracks this is godlike.
>>689064575
>minimal and ambient.
What I had assumed.
>>689063988
Rerollin, is trips guy still here?
>>689064142
I'm still here. Turns out my roommates dad is coming over to BBQ.
We just ran out to go pick up almost 20 pounds in meat.
At least I have one decent roommate.
I know, I know, fun day Monday I should be employed.
As for the weakness, i make sure to get protein. If i have two bucks I'd sooner buy a can of beans and peanut butter rather than ramen and vegetables.
>>689064539
How do you feel about the 2016 Doom soundtrack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhIS4FdS7co
>>689064788
Trips aren't even that hard, watch and learn.
Waifus are now mine.
>>689064575
>watch/read order.
Release order
Numbered movies - Epilogue - Mirai Fukuin - Extra chorus.
Some people would recommend chronological order instead of release, they are of course wrong.
>>689064858
Lucky for you that you have one all my roomates are assholes I'm the one in a pinch and I'm still paying for all the damn groceries.
>>689064788
^^doubledubs
>>689064999
>same three numbers
>>689064970
I like this
>>689064999
Holy fuck
>>689062816
>rattle rattle
>>689064999
nice repeating digits
>>689065099
I'm getting tired of them.
They call themselves reliable but I get emails regarding missing rent.
They claim to be good with money and then drop over 100 bucks on MtG and meth or take out a loan. A pay day advance loan.
Fucked to hell.
>>689064970
They resemble the original. Fast paced to keep up with it's play style. I don't mind it.
>>689064999
RIGGED
>>689064999
>>689065216
>>689065334
>>689065373
>>689065512
As per the rules every waifu in this thread is now mine.
>>689064999
does that mean you're taking kagami away??
>>689064999
Is this real life?
>>689065873
not if i get quints
>>689066000
WHY DIDNT I SAY TRIPS
Best waifu claimed
>>689066000
>same three numbers
>>689065006
>release order
That simple? Noice.
>>689064999
Sick scripts.
>>689065873
But can you handle that many waifu in your laifu?
>>689066000
wew
>>689065558
Wow that's fucking bad have someone kick them out I mean smoke your meth on your own time with money you don't need to live off of. I knew someone that did this before I moved away it's an awful story haha.
>>689066000
>>689064999
Breaking lurk to check 'em.
>>689064999
pssh, watch these gets
>>689066000
>>689066102
Ah-hahaha!
Bow to your overlord bitches!
>>689066137
>>689066286
>>689066451
I got greedy
>>689066542
I got trips
>>689066000
>>689065099
Rerolling I guess.
I'm giving up the game for a bit
rolling to save the waifus!!!
>>689066542
>>689066698
>>No stealing (unless trips or more)
what the fuck happens now
nah fam you do it like this:
check them repeating digits
>>689066803
who is it?!
>>689066831
Waifu fight
All waifus are saved
>>689066788
Have you guys noticed my dubs or nah I'm actually getting lucky lol.
>>689067000
Ayyy lmao
>>689067000
>same
>three
>numbers
>>689067000
what the fuck is going on
Sadako is mine.
>>689067000
checked
>>689067000
i count that as a save
>>689067090
Don't steal muh tea you guys :D
>>689066698
>>689066831
Getting trips is one thing, but claiming you own the waifus as you roll that trips is another.
If I simply roll the trip, I don't automatically acquire all waifus, it needs to be expressly stated.
But I am a kind overlord, so I will allow you all to keep your waifus, but this gives me permission to ship whoever I like. This means you Mugi and Karen.
>>689066827
Kagami, you got to do it like this.
>>689067166
This is a get thread Hols
Run while you ca- OH NO THEY GOT YOU
>>689067194
Hey Sadako, it's been a while.
Savior of waifu is me!
>>689067327
It was always too late.
>>689067330
All Hail Kek.
>>689064788
>>689067000
Winning at life
>>689064858
Alright.
You're getting a job soon, that's good.
And I'm glad to know you're kind of trying to stay healthy, Cup Ramen isn't what I'd be eating if I was in a similar situation.
Eat your greens, Nanas.
By the way, enjoy the BBQ.
>>689067071
Hi, Sunshine.
>>689067308
No you do it like THIS fam
>>689067308
what was i thinking??
okay...so like this?
>>689067439
who is it shinoa?!?
>>689067535
I'm trying too hard for this
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>>689067439
she look gay in dat pic
̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝
>>689066901
>>689067588
You're a qt :p
Saving all as satan!
>>689067605
They're just repeating digits.
>>689067410
Hi~
Yee, I'm not really here anymore, not since discord.
But how have you been?^^
Save
This is one hell of a thread
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>>689067514
Of course I eat my greens, and I really hope Monday works out.
Even a shit paycheck is better than nothing.
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>>689067588
Dubs.
Nice
>>689067703
but im not!!! and i wanna know who it is!!
>>689067960
ROLLING
Who here /wouldkilltohavehiswaifubereal/
>>689058208
Fuck off 4chan nigger faggot cunt
>>689068016
Wait what is this commotion all about again?
>Rolling to save all
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>>689068010
Hi yui how was your morning?
Well, I may as well try.
Trips returns all waifus
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>>689068171
Sign me up fam.
>>689068133
>>689068244
Someone call the firedepartment caz I got those dubs cuh.
>>689068201
you're speciality in waifu threads of course lol
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>>689067793
Pretty good, just enjoying doing nothing and being finished with my exams.
>>689068244
>Actually 1AM.
But, my day was overall pretty good, just been chilling and the like.
>>689067287
Well, no one seems to have noticed..and still keeps 'rolling' which is getting quite irritating.
>Karen x Mugi
Oh god
>>689068494
Oh haha well it's 5 out here in the AZ. hotter than a mf too.
