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What is /b/ drinking tonight?
>>689052637
Russian standard
clorox
carling cider im trying it its actually alright
>>689052637
tater vodka
>>689053367
Luksosova is the shit why not drink that? Cheap too
>>689052637
Long island iced tea and Tom Collins
>>689053394
My nigga
>>689052637
Anchor sucks
Founders and bells is legit
>>689053597
Tits or gtfo
>>689053701
Anchor porter is great, steam and liberty ale are okay.
>>689052637
Cheap rum and store brand cola.
It tastes like despair but it gets the job done
I found some lady's cat and she stopped by and gave me a bottle of wine as a thank you. Not a wine guy, so I don't know if it's any good. Gonna find out in a bit.
>>689053757
I kekked
>>689054076
I once had cheap rum that smelled like nail polish remover, and like you said, you gotta do what you gotta do.
>>689053473
becasue
>Luksosova is shit
and
>Cheap too
>>689054181
Just because I can make a cocktail doesn't mean I'm a woman, but yeah so did I.
This.
I'll have what this guys having!
>>689054388
Luksosova is awesome, Sobieski is great when I want to drink myself into a coma since the price
>>689054152
>"Wild berries, black pepper and hints of juniper are framed by the influence of oak aging with baking spices with a hint of toasty vanilla."
Why is there always fucking oak?
>>689054455
You're making them at home though ? Never quite understood that I guess unless you're hosting some people but at that people just want whiskey vodka or beer (slav in the states so always vodka) if I ask what someone wants and if they said a proper cocktail I'd sit back down and tell to fix it themselves
>>689054564
kekimus maximus
>>689052637
captain morgan
More from OP
>>689054527
>Do the right thing
>Drink fresh
>Drink this beer fresh
Why does it need instructions?
>>689054677
Because it was aged in oak....
>>689055020
Probably straight from the tap to take home like a growler
>>689052637
Russian Standard
>>689052637
Starting out with Budweiser then ciroc if i see my cousin lol i know im sick
God tier
8% does the trick
>>689055130
My nigga
Fail
>>689055211
You mean America ?
This shits real good
Jk im alone like always
>>689054388
this shit here
>>689055412
Yeh just moved frm toronto to wisconsin blf
Volkova.
Britbongs know it!
(From Savers)
>>689055340
Wait, why is my cat at your place?
>>689055571
I'm an Ausfag and we have it here too.
>>689055412
Ofuck my nigga they really changed it haha
>>689055679
22% by volume?
>>689055340
so cool and clear, even at room temperature, why do places not serve this instead of shit-noff
>>689055020
Probably no preservatives in it, so if you let it sit around for a while it could go bad.
I once found this beer sitting out on a discount rack at the beer store that said in big, bold letters "KEEP REFRIGERATED". It was cheap as fuck and high alcohol content, so I bought it anyway. It tasted like complete ass and gave me the worst case of beer shits I've ever had in my life.
Still got me pretty damn drunk, though.
>>689056024
What, are you 12?
Russian Standard is a premium strength vodka, but that's where it ends.
It has major impurities, the hangover after drinking it pure is far worse than other vodkas!
Hey, underage faggot here, my friends always buy stuff like Bud light and Michelob (or however you fucking spell it). Any better beer recommendations I could try to get them to buy?
>>689054781
you try their Torpedo or Pale Ale at all?? I work in a beer warehouse
Gotta keep my gainz.
>>689056590
Yeah boi!
Special Brew!
Hydrochloric acid!
Absinthe!
Pabst Blue Ribbon!
In that order!
Thank me later.
>>689056412
hangovers are not so bad for me (alcoholic btw)
apart from grey goose (almost flavourless) there isn't much I can get in this small britbong town, can't order online because live with parents "Y U NO STOP DRINK BLAHBLAH"
>>689054864
its something I enjoy, not only that its something im good at so I do it
>>689056024
Meant I had my stomach pumped when I was 14/15 as I downed a whole bottle of the stuff straight, other than that its great!
>>689056978
Good one, faggot
>>689057070
I also am an alcoholic, who has just fallen off the wagon today (after a bike ride of all things!) You drink Grey Goose on a regular basis do you?? Fuck, that's some expensive bullshit right there!........
>>689056766
Op here, I've had their torpedo and porter, not to impressed
This one.
DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE WANT TO DIE?
Highland Park Dark Origin
>>689057400
damn, rough are you >>689056412 btw?
>>689055688
Yeah... when I saw that was like you have to be kidding me. But hey it fits, tasteless adjunct garbage that thinks it actually tastes good and better then everything else but puts on a cheap new label to try to people to likebit. Perfect fit
>>689058153
No such thing as male tears. The bitch is drinking cuck&trap tears
>>689058176
No I'm the one making cocktails and being mocked for it
>>689052637
tequila........and some sort cider........fuck....
>>689057119
Faggot
>>689055594
Turn around
bottom shelf gin chased with water
>>689058176
its really good for getting fucked drunk.
Tastes like supermans piss tho.
>>689057727
nah too expensive plus don't like it much, suck you fell off the wagon ,im trying to cut down myself
Bepis
>>689056412
You're kidding right ?
>>689058572
my cat is behind me.................
>>689058176
No, I'm the secondary person here.
I'm the one who wants to die! :)
>>689058636
sucks*
>>689052637
Water. Because I drank enough for my entire life over the course of five years and then had to stop forever.
Bring the beer to the sleepover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AmJlEJRLg
>>689058733
Then who was window?
>>689058733
Looks like your cat's posting here.
>>689058854
There's water in beer and any liquor for that matter
>>689055246
This is rated as the worst beer of time
>>689056412
hahaha no. there are stonger vodkas by a long soht but it is the best of the average vodka to get wasted on.
>>689058636
>>689058767
I've been trying for my whole adult life!
I don't know how old your are, but I hope you can stop before it's too late!
>>689056766
Pic poster here. Both are pretty good. There's a sampler 12-pack out right now with Pale, Hoppy Lager, Nooner and Plato 11.5 in it. Worth the money.
>>689058867
I have no idea, but what doors up to?
>>689058921
My cat is outside fur now
>>689059009
What part of England you in?
>>689058854
Faggot do you really want to live all that long ? I'm 26 and my liver is starting to hurt
>>689058867
madoka and homura.
See i am not that drunk.
>>689059256
Canada man.
wasted on tequila. Because i can still get a boner on tequila.
>>689059545
Dude... liquor is liquor grow up
>>689059256
I'm Oxfordshire
>>689059545
>>689059716
Ahh, I see!
Westerly!!!
>>689059698
dude i need my boner to fuck my wife tonight.
And if liquor is liquor enjoy your rubbing alcohol child.
Can't we all jsut be cool?
BITCHES LEAVE!!!!
>>689059716
what is it like to be an elf?
>>689060166
agreed. lets see that bottle open anon and then you will be accepted into this thread.
>>689060186
How am I am elf?
Some homemade potato vodka tips at 80 percent and smooth as fuck, 6 times
>>689060521
Elf, 1st-Level Warrior
Size/Type: Medium Humanoid (Elf )
Hit Dice: 1d8 (4 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (+1 Dex, +3 studded leather, +1 light shield), touch 11, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+2
Attack: Longsword +2 melee (1d8+1/19–20) or longbow +3 ranged (1d8/x3)
Full Attack: Longsword +2 melee(1d8+1/19–20) or longbow +3 ranged (1d8/x3)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: None
Special Qualities: Elven traits
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +1, Will –1*
Abilities: Str 13, Dex 13, Con 10, Int 10, Wis 9, Cha 8
Skills: Hide +1, Listen +2, Search +3, Spot +2
Feats: Weapon Focus (longbow)
>>689058062
Most days
>>689060521
Oh I see!
And my abysmal grammar/syntax too..
I must suicide now!
Chin chin!
>>689060093
Rubbing alcohol isn't liquir... liquor legally is ethanol or something to drink specifically, but if you can't get a boner on vodka tequila won't change that same with whiskey or beer, it's all in your head
>>689053597
Just made a White Russian if yall approve of that more?
>>689060373
>inb4 it's just an empty box
>>689060989
but if its all in my head isn't that a boner?
>>689061206
Much better dude, black Russians or blind Russians are even better
>>689052637
Coffee you fagtard
>>689060955
(This is pretty much an accurate depiction of homosexual/homosocial activities within the Home Counties education system!
"Love boys!"
>>689061310
No you're just an idiot
>>689061332
A Tom Collins is hardly an effeminate drink and a long island iced tea is mostly booze
>>689061562
u mad bro?
>>689060373
Request Granted
>>689061778
Why would you go through the trouble at home ?
>>689062001
welcome. and beware of blue decks.
