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Things to do on cocaine alone
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>>689051864
More cocaine
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>>689052065
dis
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>>689052065
/thread
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>>689051864
Inject unknown substances in your penis and call it a penis growth drug.....

Then jerk off til somebody tells u to stop
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>>689052065

yep
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Masturbate while having a stroke
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>>689051864
Play Super Smash Bros or march round to your neighbour's with an erection and show them who's boss.
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>>689051864
clean your house
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Think about how much of a mess your life has become for you to be doing cocaine alone while browsing /b/ on a saturday night
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>>689051864
Watch the movie Old Boy.... Or Serbian Film
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>>689051864
Call in a hooker and sniff gear off her ass hole
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Play doom or quake
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>>689051864
Dont do coke alone bro get some bitchs mane
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cry and fap
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Music, booze, video games, dick around on the net.

I like doing blow alone.
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>>689051864
Go into public see what happens or yeah more cocain really
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>>689053777
Trips speak de truffff
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Mix it up with some good ol' LSD or shrooms then post what happens
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>>689052065
\threeeeeeeeeeeeeaddd!
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>>689051864
do things you would do when not on coke
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>>689053887
>off of her asshole
Ew you fucking idiot.
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>>689051864
Man, if you can't get at least one fuckable person to hang with you and do blow, then you are well and truly fucked.
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>>689054258
Truth
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>>689051864
To be honest, if I were to do coke, I'd get a hooker, do lines with her and do the dance without pants. You're already down the rabbit hole, why not commit to it?
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>>689051864
Masturbate and figure shit out
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>>689054387
>if I were to not be 12
Because hookers cost money. Just tell someone you have coke
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>>689051864

seriously..? your taking cocane? youve been watching too much the wolf of wallstreet. get with the real world, druggo

pic related, what happened to my girlfriend wen someone put cocaine in her drink
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Pick up a new hobby. Choose an instrument, art form, cooking, fucking something. Your brain is hyperactive on the ol' blow. Make the most of it. Then die of cardiac arrest.
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>>689051864
clean
fuck
cook
eat
fap
drink
call randoms
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>>689051864
More cocaine?
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>>689054534
kek'd
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>>689051864

Stop doing drugs, you massive faggot.
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>>689054534
Disgracrful. o/10
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>>689054721
Captain buzzkill
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>>689054534
Leave, faggot
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>>689054526
>hookers cost money
SO decent coke. Unless you're snorting baby laxative, that is.
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>>689054766
That's MR captain buzzkill
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>>689051864

shoot up da school
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>>689054721
Go be 'high on life' somewhere else
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>>689051864
overdose and die alone
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>>689054869
>hookers and coke
OR
>more coke
Awesome comment, favra.
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>>689051864
the only thing i ever did on cocaine was cocaine
shit was cash

also op slam it, its way more intense
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>>689055150
Touché.
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>>689051864

The only thing I did on cocaine was to talk to my friends and drink whiskey. It was a great time. For once I could really concentrate on the conversation and be fully immersed in the mind of other people.

Any guys had sex on cocaine? That must be awesome.
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>>689053777
Trips of truth
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>>689053777

That is not even remotely enjoyable.
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take about 120mg of some fine peruvian and inject that shit. You will first taste it and then your mouth will go numb and your hearing will get all flangy and it will feel like you are free falling through clouds of euphoria.
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>>689051864

I always wanted to do something creative on cocaine. I am a software developer, so I would write code, but it could be anything. Write a story, paint something...

It is a pity that the high is so short lived. It could be a great productivity enhancer.
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>>689051864
What do you mean OP? Alone as in no other drugs? I assume you're at the very least drinking, if not don't fucking waste cocaine and save it for someone who appreciates it. Or alone as in there's no people with you? You know that if you've got cocaine you don't have to be alone... Go clubbing tonight bring a couple of sluts home... If you're too much of a wimp to hook up with fucking coke on you (pretty much a very small step below from being in a female prison with a fist full of pardons) then fucking hire an escort to come party with you, tell her you've got some blow and ask her to hang out, she might even bring a friend...

Things to do on cocaine; drinking, partying, fucking.
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Write and Omegle, all with music.

Id write pages of pages of shit while coked up. Some of it wasnt bad and some was garbage. But it was so fucking saisfying to do. Could be anything from a short story to your life story.

And Omegle just for talking bollocks.

Also drink. Have to drink if u want to enjoy it.
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>>689052065

Any answer other than this is wrong. That is, until you run out, crash and scramble to get more cocaine.

Was on a rock binge for 5 hours this morning and then ran out, now I'm tearing my hair out at work until I get paid at the end of the night to go get more.
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>>689056273
Yes, it's fucking amazing since you're euphoric, can go for much longer and don't tire easily. Pro-tip; coke nums mucous membranes a bit on your glans will numb it so you can hold on for longer and wit will numb a girl's mouth/throat good as well so you can go harder. Do 10-15 minute sessions every hour while on a party (don't come) and you'll be psyched as fuck, really enjoy yourself. They say it works even better for anal but I haven't tried as tbh not my cup of tea, but if you've got a girl willing fucking go for it.
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>>689058045

Actually, other acceptable answer is to get baking soda and cook that shit into crack and smoke it. Realize how superior the high is.
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>>689051864
play an instrument or draw/paint while blasting music is what i used to do
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>>689051864
cocaine is so 1990's.

Meth is where it's at. Get with the program
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>>689056273
one thing i noticed was when i would be drunk and do coke it would kill my alcohol buzz almost instantly..
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>>689052065
lel
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>>689058395
Geebus what the fuck is wrong with you people? Either loners or niggers... Don't fucking waste good coke by turning it into crack, that shit you only try a few times to see what it's like anyway, try watching Wolf of Wall Street to get in the right mood then go out party...
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>>689058674
meth is for the toothless
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Go to a bar and get laid you fucking loser. If you can't talk to women on coke, kill yourself.
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Right now, I'm lurking, drinking and fapping. And every half hour there's another line.
Could be better, but actually it's ok
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>>689059803
You're wasting good coke on just jerking off... Op dafuq?
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>>689051864
Keep this in mind next time
Don't do coke alone, go to strip club and find one to do it with. U may have to wait until late in the night, but you will get laid unless you are full retard or have less than 8 ball
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write some crazy lyrics
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>>689056273
Not op but I can't get boner on coke.
Anyone else?
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>>689051864
Lift, you wouldn't know how much that shit help, you can get past the pain barrier and pound out those reps consistently
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>>689060783
Never heard of this and I've done a ton of coke... If it's happening to some of my friends they aint saying shit... Fuck, would that be awful, like having cigarrettes and not a fucking lighter...
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>>689061066
And blow your heart out your chest
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>>689061066
Unless you're doing it regularly I'm not thinking is anywhere near close to a good idea... And fucking inducing tachycardia every time you do a hard work out? Not syuch a fucking good idea to do it regularly either...
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>>689062003
Yep. I'm pretty sure its not that uncommon BC I know at least 2 guys that have same problem. That's why I don't touch it. We were getting high quality shit too. Will save it for the stripper sluts though, super easy way to get laid. Just talk to them in club, ask if they wanna ski after work. Only do one or two skinny ones just to show it is real. Bargain after their jaw starts twitching and win!
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>>689059050
Obviously crack isn't going to appeal to you if you don't know anybody else who would do it, but I've had a lot more fun sitting around smoking rock with people than I have snorting lines. Plenty of white people smoke crack.

Benefits are - it hits you in half a second like a kick to the face, it doesn't dry the fuck out of your nose and throat, you don't risk accidentally exhaling and blowing it all over your carpet, it's a cheaper high, a $3 rock can buy a blowjob.
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>>689063250
Crack is for niggers, nigger. Doesn't last long either
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>>689052065
fpbp
oh, and maybe drink a few beers and order a hooker.
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>>689063250
It's cool man. I don't even want to guess what exactly is it that you're getting $3 blowjobs from, but sorority sluts will do more than just blow you for a couple of lines of coke...
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Go bike around, i once did like 5 grams of shitty coke like this.

Do a few lines outside on a package of cigarettes balanced on my knee, get on my bike and drive around, go back to the spot and do more coke.

Lasted around 10 hours. was fucking tripping balls
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>>689065687
We should hang out sometime
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