You're home now.

>>689050080
You can play the guitar, thats all you need

>>689050080
Get a Cat. literally all the benefits, none of the downsides.

maybe you're gay

>>689050080
go rape a loli then

>>689050080

You dont look like a monster, go outside, and find the one for you.

>>689050335
no because i only play sad songs and everybody hates them
>>689050381
i have a cat, she doesn't let me pet her or anything
>>689050526
definitely not
>>689050531
no wtf
>>689050578
it's been 25 years and i've never had even a hug. there is no one for me

>>689050080
Shit son, in High School I was Hugsanova. ;I It's not really that hard, brah.

Lose some weight.

Gain a skill or two.

You'll feel better. Trust me.

>>689050080
kill yourself faggot

>>689050080
go pretend to be kidnapped again faggot

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im ugly mexifag and I've done all that shit. kek.

Kill yourself pussy, how many threads are you gonna make?!

do drugs, drink booze, try fucking talking to a girl, god damn it there's some bitch out there who will take any dick if she's fucked up enough

>>689051314
until i work up the courage to kill myself
>>689051049
???
>>689051043
soon enough
>>689051056
good for you

No one will Live you unless you Love yourself.

Stupid fuck

fuck off holy shit this is getting worse than the religious never ending story shitpost

>>689050844
Try to learn Sultans of Swing, badass song and will get you moving

>>689050225
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>>689051927

newfags kill yourself

>>689050080
WHY DO YOU POST THE SAME SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY. Now I see why people beg you to kill yourself!!!

Lose weight and go into the army. Or fucking do something to get your whiny ass off /b/

>>689050844

There is too much people out there. You are not alone, and you will never be. Sometimes it's hard, but here is an advice: find something you like, then do it in group (music, dance, anything). You will for sure find someone. Maybe not love, but at least friends. Not that bad if you ask me.

>>689052077
Been here since 2005, faggot.
>hurhur newfag

>>689052439
not something to be proud of

>>689052375
>thinking this is the original guy

>>689050080
Just hire a hooker or go to a massage parlor bro, after half an hour all your worries just go away trust me bro

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>>689052077

I want to bend you over and fuck your sweet little boy hole.

Switch teams? become gay

>>689052594
Eh.

>>689050080
i feel you bro.

>>689050080
Don't be sad. Be glad. Woman weigh you down, take all money. Not cynical, just realistic. Find the power in being single. Get job, career, money, stability. THEN get hugs by girls. Including pretty girls!

>>689050080
Don't worry, Uncle Owen. Once you get those moisture vaporators working in the south ridge, the girls will be lining up to date you.

>>689052890
He has to make sure he has that tasty, tasty blue milk.

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>>689052677
You'll have to take me to dinner first

>>689052890
That's the spirit, sonny Jim! Now, I won't be sleeping with you tonight because it's your sister's turn!

>>689050080
Have you tried drinking your weight in bailey's Irish cream?

You seem nice, I'd hug you (unless you smell like shit, Idk)
Get in shape and go out, try to meet new people, maybe you could start in /soc/ if you're not an outdoors person?

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>>689053056
finally some references i get
>tfw they say you look like a super old moisture farmer

>>689053491
Out of a shoe

>>689053561
Don't lie to him.

>>689050080
I bet there are websites in your country like knuddels.de you still have a chance

>>689050080
It's time to eat a bullet.

>>689054171
How do you do that? you warm it up in a microwave?

>>689050080
I feel you /b/ro
Ive had one distance-relationship... lasted 6 months before she told me she was a lesbian.
Ive also had a "real" relationship which lasted 1 week, then 1 week off and 1 on again... She seemed nice, but she was a total whore. Cheated on me with 2 different guys in that short amount of time.
I guess i cant relate 100% because of that, but i feel your pain nontheless.
Btw, i also play the guitar. Im not really good at it, but i play mostly punk and metal so it doesnt really matter if im trying to pick up girls with it anyways...
My tip is force yourself to be happy whenever you are around girls, fake some confidence and go out on a bar or something. Things may work out that way

>>689051056
The wall just got 10 feet higher

>>689054281
Stick loaded handgun in mouth and pull trigger. It's idiot-proof.

>>689054171
i don't have a gun
>>689053974
don't be mean to people who are just being nice
>>689053491
no i haven't but maybe i will

>>689053974
Why would I lie? I'd give him a hug, no effort for me, I like hugs and apparently he needs one.

>>689050080
get in shape and quit being a bitch

dead serious

>>689054426
You're not eating it though, you're letting it go through mouth, not your throat. You're retarded, dude.

>>689054621
>what is an expression?

>>689054459
Go to a pawn shop, they sell them cheap there.

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>>689054426
You have to aim for the brain stem though you have to angle it or else you could miss and get paralyzed like that fucker stephen hawking

>>689052439
Tri Force faggatron

>>689052693
No he's not a degenerate like you.

>>689054314
still hooked up with white girls and I'm rich. wish i had more friends i liked

>>689052439
I want reddit to leave.

>>689050080
You ain't missing much, just stump up for decent broadband, jack it, save a shit load of money.

>>689055000
Well than leave, faggot.

>>689050080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCUn3jSEBLU
Take a couple days off from everything and get your mindset right
watch sum eliott hulse vids
start working our and get your shit together

>>689050080
If I were you I'd go on a shooting rampage and kill as many women as possible. Be the next Elliot Rodger.

>>689054810
oh wow, supper edgy.

>>689055081
I was talking about you, new guy.

>>689055081
>inb4 *then

>>689055218
nope. Not new, fag. You leave.

>>689050080
Boo hooooo. You think you're the only one. Lose some fucking weight you fat cunt.

>>689050080
You'll fit in here and on >>>/r9k/

>>689050080
Ditch /b/ go on /fit/
Sign up to gym
Loose weight
Start doing an extreame sport after you loose weight and gain some muscle (i recomend rock climbing)
Change hairstyle
Shave the neckbeard
Get better clothes

Or you can just be a faggot and post on /b/

>>689055285
Such a newfag response

>>689050080

Sharpie in pooperz.

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>>689054991
Teach me your ways pls anon

>>689051056
how many times a day do you post your faggot face on this site?

>>689055553
so close to quints

>>689053561
i smell okay probably, i shower every day and brush my teeth and i use antiperspirant

that's kind of an easy thing to say on the internet though, no threat of having to actually back it up irl

>>689051606
If you kill yourself, use suspension hanging, shooting yourself or an exit bag (it's hard to find pure helium or N2 though). Not anything like those attention whory cutting yourself, poisoning or jumping.

>>689050080
Maybe turn gay , i would do you.

an anti-social future white school shooter, you are 90% of 4chan, don't worry OP

>>689056035
yeah, i have been looking for n2 for a while
>>689056246
thanks, i appreciate it

>>689052077
Don't cut yourself on that edge

>>689056033
I believe you, so yeah, I'd give you a hug
Fix whatever you need to fix and you'll surely find someone

if it makes you feel b3tter your youtube channel is p inspirational

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>>689050080
Hey Dude i Remember you

You was going to kill your self and you even did a time stamp with you phone haha

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>>689050080
We don't give a shit. The girls who don't hug you don't give a shit. The only person who gives a shit is you. You can't rely on anyone else to fucking grow a pair for you.

Good luck, anon desu~

>>689057027
no tengo youtube
>>689056919
thanks for being nice

>>689059226
Anytime

>>689058099
i know nobody gives a shit

>>689057708
>>689058023
sorry. don't worry i'll kill myself soon enough

>>689060428
don't! somebody does give a shit! don't give up!! sending you hearts and stuff!!!!!!

Have you ever gone to therapy?

>>689060869
do you want to talk off of /b/?
>>689060956
yes, many years

>>689061312
well. why not. where? i'm a guy btw.

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>>689061814

Don't do anything stupid, there is ALWAYS somebody for you. This person appears in different moment of everyone's life, if you will end it now you will never know!

>>689062485
:3

>>689050080
Boi you aint even look bad, hit the gym, eat right, take showers and just talk to people mane. You gotta make the conversation last wit da females and make a good impression on the em, if you aint got a job get a job. Being a nigga that run round the store helping people, they get to talk to ladies all the time. Be confident and smile, smile with your eyes too man practice doin that man once you get it down itss eeeeezzzzzz. Ease up on the masturbation too, one time a week is enough, once you get that testosterone goin through ya you will feel confident as fuck and youre gonna find a fuckin girl fam. She may not be the prettiest or she may not be the skinniest but god damn she will love you hugs kisses cuddles and all mane you just gotta do it.

You just gotta do this shit and i know you fuckin can man cause i did it, believe me man just do this shit and you'll be A1, g.

You. Fuckin. Got it. G.

>>689062836
Forgot to say, if they look and feel comfortable and they give you them big doe eyes that look like they could start sparklin like anime at any given second. Thats when you make dat move mane thats when you do it. Ask for they number, add em on snapchat, do whatever. DONT BE AFrAID TO LOWEr YOUr STANDArDS, ANY LOVE IS BETTEr THAN NO LOVE MAN. Its them 2-6 bitches (on a one to 10 scale) that gotta prove to you that they love you cause they aint able to get away with just bein pretty they gotta work for that shit g. You got it bruh, remember that.

>>689050080
Ofc you ain't gonna hit a girl with that attitude , btw you might have deppresion go see a doctor

>>689050080
Holy shit dude you're still alive? Do us all a favor and off yourself right nao

>>689050381
Plus you can have sex with the cat anytime you want

>>689061312
So what, do you have depression or something? Have you improved?

>>689063637
yes i have depression, was diagnosed 15 years ago and it never got better.
>>689063499
i'm getting pretty close, if you can convince me without being too mean i will livestream it.

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>>689050381
im not allowed to have cats anymore

>>689050080
you have an ok good looking face albeit look a little less glum, Have you tried working out?

>>689063902
How old are you? Do you work, study, have friends?

Don't do it, try new things, move away, travel... If you're going to kill yourself then you have nothing to lose, and things can only get better.

>>689064005
Kys already you fuck

>>689061312
do you still want to talk off /b/ or still want to cry?

what the fuck is your problem?

>>689064811
i thought you were a girl, i only want to hug a girl
>>689064524
that wasn't me but don't worry i will kill myself eventually
>>689064410
25, yes, yes, no
>>689064192
yes, i worked out for a 2.5 years, got up to 365 lb bench for reps.

>>689065258
The hug girl is me, same one who's asking about therapy, age and all

>>689065617
oh.you didn't want to talk outside of /b/?

>>689050080

What the fuck are you talking about you stupid motherfucker?

Have you even looked at yourself in the mirror? You could be fucking crippled, disfigured, autistic or even worse. You got it easy.

Not only that, you're not even actually ugly. Sure, you might have to shed a few pounds and learn to not dress not like a total faggots, but things could have been much, much worse. I actually think you're kinda cute. Plus... what the fuck is that behind you? A fucking guitar? Why aren't you not drowning in a sea of pussy as you are reading this?

You stop talking shit right now, stop crying and go get that pussy right away, you stupid little bitch.

>>689065258
But to talk a guy should work anyway

>>689065771
Well, you didn't actually ask me, but someone else
But yeah, sure (I'd take the chance to talk with the other guy too, you may make a friend and he seemed nice)

where can i get a gun at 6 pm on a saturday?

fuck off

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>>689050080

You are an E-M-Pussy
Get a hoe fast m8
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>>689050080
HAHAHAHAHAHA I CATFISHED YOU AGES AGO ON KIK YOU SAD MOTHERFUCKER, LMAOO

>>689050080
my gf said she would hug you

>>689067309
what was your kik? send me a message real quick

i don't even care i just want to know who it was

>>689066766
Fuck, how patronising!

>>689050080
Learn to not care, free yourself from carnal desires and stop being a slave to the weaker sex.

>>689067382
ask her under what conditions

dude other people are a waste of time lost 10 years of my life to girls lost my time, my money, for hugs girls and sex which I regret because sex you can have it easy and girls slow you down in reaching personnal pleasure, you can't learn much when you have a girl to care about and don't talk about making a fimily this is the prime life killer

>>689067461
I can't even remember your kik, im pretty sure it was like a couple months back, I have another picture of you crying on my phone that you sent lmao

>>689050080
Why havnt you killed yourself yet??

fuck op

>>689067667
were you pretending to be british or from texas?

>>689068014
british

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Hey yah big cum guzzling cuck faggit.
Just work hard and get rich.
No matter how much of a gaylord you are there will always be a money hungry slut in the world.

>>689068014
and tbh I felt sorta bad, i did actually enjoy talking to you pal, no hard feelings yeah?

>>689055470
he already said, its cause hes "rich" whatever that means in russia. Equivalent of $20us

>>689068243
my kik is autist9000

send me a message real quick please

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>>689050531
Die

>>689068351
done

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>>689050080
im actually pretty handsome and lifting is one of my hobbies so girls come to me all the time. im also socially autistic so as soon as i open my mouth they flee. thats madness, getting as close as possible and never being able to close the deal...

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>>689050080
you're not the only one OP, hang in there

>>689050080
OP YOUR SUCH A PUSSY KILL YOUR SELF ALREADY.

Ohh my god I'm so tired of seeing you make threads about this same shit every time. You ruin 4chan. Lurk more post less and kill yourself already

>>689069421
Wtf dude, I'm a real girl
You want to talk or not

>>689050335
I play guitar, drums, bass, and a little keyboard. That shit doesnt work on bitches unless you're hot.

>>689050080
I have seen you post pictures before. Stop bitching.

Lurk or leave, no one wants you here.

>>689061312
yes

>>689069421
lol