>>689047852

stick your dick in it

You tell him he's a good boy and call your roommate to tell him youre having a great time hanging with his Doggo, you then convince him to let you adopt Doggo and you live happily ever after with your new dog friend and your smelly rug.

>>689047852
train the dog to heel when you talk like an angry german.

>>689048193
reroll

>>689048116
rolling for this. You gotta assert dominance on him somehow

shove your finger it the dogs ass.

Shave the dog

stick it in the pooper

>>689048193
Roll

>>689048193
rolling for this

>>689048116
roll

Pet your dog and buy it treats.

>>689048582
rerowl

>>689048116
rolling

>>689047852
Treat the dog to a day at the spa

>>689048833
winrar

>>689048833
winner

>>689048888
too late bucko

>>689047852
Did you agree to take care of the dog while your roommate is on vacation?

Beat him with a belt and call him a nigger

>>689048888
Quads beat dubs

>>689048888
Winrar

>>689047852
Put dog shit in roommates bed as a surprise.

>>689048973
Quads > dubs
Checkmate, atheists

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>>689048888
do it

>>689049211
I got quads and then dubs, must mean something.

>>689048888
jesus has spoken

>>689049266
damn

OP here
Poorfag, but quads are massive win. Will post pic of me feeding doggo steak

>>689048888
>>689049211
>>689049266

>>689048888
>>689049211
>>689049266
Impressive, but look at this

>>689049554
Off by one, fag

>>689047852
easy.

shit in your roommates bed. he will think the dog shat into it, and make sure the dog doesnt shit in the house anymore.

Eat the poo

>>689049048
>>689049057
>>689049211
>>689049266
>>689049314
kill yourselves losers
if you're not first you're last

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>>689048888
He's not a bad dog.

>>689049836
That doesn't even make any sense. You can be second or third

>>689049836
butthurt is strong here

>>689050000
>more quads

Try to make its happy head go down, without making him angry, as a sign of soumission. Please don't get bitten.

Let him outside once in a while, hill shit out there. ive seen them do it

>>689049850
Invest in a vacuum.

>>689050000
HOLY...

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>>689050000
this thread

>>689050268
Rerollin' for this

where da steak

>>689050177
Then in front of its shit. Too bad it's already cleaned up

>>689048888
DO IT

>>689050177
Is this advice for dogs??

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>>689050782
It was cubed for his old ass, difficult to see. I wish I could've taken him to the god damn spa.

>>689051184
This is how to get a blowie

>>689048116
rolling for this

>>689047852
have makeup sex

>>689051253

Clean that fucking filty carpet

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>>689051293
All of todays internets for you, sir.

Put the dog in your roommates room until he shits
Btw is this Jordan?

>>689052257
>leave it there and avoid part of your home like a dirty mongrel

kill it, chop it up, box it up, send it to the roommate one bit at a time

go full dennis

>>689051979
It's the garage floor, roommate lives out there. Not my space not my problem

I need quads too. Lick dogs asshole

>>689052257
No, but if your friend jordan just had a similar situation happen to him tell him I feel it and stay strong brother

>>689052471

Gotcha. Why is your roommate such a filthy cunt?

>>689052811
Fuck if i know, anon. Nice dubs by the way.

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>>689052471
>from now on everytime he shits feed him steak
>roommates fw dog shits right at his feet expecting steak

Beautiful, OP

>>689052926

Thank you. How long will your roommate be gone?

>>689052659
His roommates Shitty dog regularly shits in the house and has a habit of eating phone chargers and expensive magic cards

>>689053354
>ate my holographic slivers
Shoot it.

Treating an innocent dog shitty is a sure sign of a worthless person. Try and help the dog, be it's fucking friend. It's shitting in your room because it feels distressed and it clearly could use some attention.
Only complete scummy faggots are mean to dogs. Be it's bro and enjoy your gay roommate's vacation with the dogger.

>>689053738
>feeding steak
Edgebro did you even read the thread?