>>689034921

my name is ahmed

>>689034921
OP is a nigger

>>689034921
being white docent matter

I have a respectable job

>>689035195
good spelling nigger

Because i just got dubs

I can´t talk with any woman for more than 10 seconds
I'm out of shape
My penis is small
I'm a virgin
I play video games all day
I browse /pol/ and /b/ all day

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Never been to jail.

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>>689035788

I've eaten lumpy green snot salad

I fuck my cousin

>>689034921
OJ killed those people

>>689034921
I think I'll take a day off from work to go get color added to my coy tattoo.

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Potential soon-to-be anti-Semitic thread reported.

As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous and the JIDF with #OPIsraeliShield #OPNeverAgain, I report all threads that depict anti-Semitism / and or otherwise anti-Semitic content.

These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to: 'Red Pills, >just a coincidence, >JIDF detected, >Good Goy, Holocuast denial', and this also includes such threads about 'Hollywood, Wall Street, George Soros, Cultural Marxism, Communism' as these can often be places where such violations are performed with anti-Semitic pictures.

We must also mention that threads/images that are anti-Semitic that are drawn, sketched, animated, or crafted, are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Anti Defimation League (ADL), and the Jewish Internet Defence Force (JIDF), and the laws of the European Union (EU).

We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the ADL, JIDF, American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), EU, and Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop anti-Semitism.

Remember, we must protect the Chosen People as they are our Greatest Ally!

Never stop fighting the vile scum of this Earth such as Neo-Nazis, Anti-Semites, and White Supremacists!

I might be Heaven, but I'm bringing you Hell

>>689034921
I never shoplifted
I have a job
I pay my bills
Policemen politely salute me

Also my grandfather call me an Aryan and gives me swastika cookies

I know all the words to the "American Pie" song.

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I have custody of my son.
I like metal, punk, and old country.
I don't like watermelon.

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I'm reading Der Antichrist as I post this.

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>>689037176
WTF

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>>689037176
No way ! Wow a wild cuck appeared

>>689034921
That's the Prophet Joseph Smith, Jr.

i listen to death grips and am 16

>>689034921
I like metal, I've always paid my taxes, and my girlfriends always cheat on me with black dudes.

>>689034921

I fix computers in a bathrobe.

I read books

>>689037714
That mormon moron...kek

>>689037714

The All American Prophet.

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>>689034921
My credit score is over 800

>>689034921
i'm don't like watermelon

I know my father

>>689037781
Enjoy your ban, kiddo.

>>689037925
>>689037973
Am Mormon. :)

>>689037176
>Anonymous
"I'm an Anonymous fag and now we censor"

>>689038026
kys...watermelons good

>>689036951

Coy or koi?

>>689034921
Got stopped by a cop and didn't get shot. Walked into a gas station, and didn't rob it. I suck at basketball. Not sure how much whiter I can be.

I don't need to run from every policeman I see.

>>689034921
If someone looks at me for more than five seconds I don't get offended.

>>689034921
Op is a fucking nigger.

>>689034921
I'm posting from my company issued laptop in my personal vehicle that is paid off and still has a resale value over $3,000

>>689037522
Don't forget Zarathustra

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>>689034921

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>>689038323
you got some nigger in you...i' ve never been stopped by a cop

>>689034921
I am going to a baseball game with my father this evening.

>>689038211
you mean moron

>>689035673
Nigger

>>689034921
A black man is fucking my wife and I'm cleaning it up with my tongue as I type this.

100% WHITE.

I can drive with illegally tinted windows and no front license plate.

>>689035788
White

>>689035553
nigger
but i did
check em

I am not afraid of dogs or swimming

>>689037176
>Implying Anonymous works to censor anything, no matter how offensive
>Implying any self-respecting member of Anonymous would rather work with the JIDF than commit suicide
>Implying I'm not a complete faggot for taking such obvious bait

>>689038313
Idk, I'm white not chink.

I eat sunchips and have a dad.

>>689037401
Who the hell doesn't like watermelon??

>>689037522
deutscher? have you read Kritik der reinen vernunft and some of schoppenhauer as well?

I taught my cat to ride on my bicycle with me

I speak intelligent and fluent English

I'm only half white though
the other half is curry nigger

>>689037176
>the jewish internet defence force
kek

>>689038562

Loading "success.exe" ... 65% complete

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>>689038566

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i'm normal on the outside

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>>689038933

>>689038349
>just some
>the ones that see you

Found you, nigger.

>>689038933

I didn't know white=stupid : (

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>>689034921

I go to school. Well, teaching myself system administration, but that requires the ability to read.

>>689034921
The cops have let me go before.

l have never been shot at.

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>>689037176
nice try haxxor

I grew up with a father.

>>689038790
White

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>>689034921

My name is jacob

>>689034921
I`m from Argentina

>>689035673
Winrar

>>689038992
Nigga you could be gay.

>>689037522
>l'm reading

definitely white

>>689039348
shitskin fuck off

I'm not white

>>689036623
don't be mad, nigger

My family supported me as a child and now I am learning to support them as an adult.
Im going to my cottage next week.
I have black friends who have said to me 'your so white' because I listen to RHCP and wear blue jeans.

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>>689039348

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>>689039253
seriously wtf am i being hacked?

>>689039357
Backup nigger

>>689034921
my parents pay for all my shit

i have known my father my entire life and i can drive a car

At university
Not in debt
Average sized penis
Never been in prison
Don't like watermelon
Don't like kool-aid
Don't pick cotton
Have normal sized lips
English first language

>>689035195
Hey look! A white person!

#ThingsWhitePeopleSay

>>689038211

I'm ex mormon.

It's a fucking blood oath you made in the temple man. I've spoken to current recommend holders that admit it. They changed shit loads in the early 90's. But the symbology they do with the hands are still there.

Your making the sign that your guts will be cut out with your left hand and cought with your right.
They only got rid of the verbiage.


Celestial, Terestrial, and Terestrial.
Sun, moon, star. It's Satanic symbology.

Joe was a high order freemason. Couldn't find a state prez who would deny that.

FYI, I was a missionary. Got out soon as I realized it's a little too culty for me. Lost my family as you would expect.

But if you didn't already care enough to know your background you would have left already. Mormonism is a stinking pile of shit.

Their perfectly fine with keeping blacks out of the Holy temples and ordinances until it was politically expedient. Their not prophets their businessman. And your just another dumb sheep.

I think Erik Larson is a great author.

Wait, even better, I read.

>>689039460
>Talks about having black friends.

Most definitely white.

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Am I white enough?

>>689034921
I drink Fiji bottled water

>>689039384

Is that like being a sexual nigger¿

>>689035195
Docent....wowwww waaaaa weeeeee..spicy meatball

>>689039485

Pretty sure those are the Falklands

I'm entitled to speak to the manager

>>689039684
shitskin

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>>689039544
>>689039544
>>689039544

All lives matter

>>689034921
I know my father and have blond hair and blue eyes and really pale skin

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>>689035788
My likelihood of being a serial killer--a sick demented fuck--is greater than that of other races.

>inserts picture of Dahmer in inmate attire to further destroy troll. Boom! Bitch! Get on yo knees and lick my balls!!!!

>>689037401
Fuck dude, even white people like watermelon

>>689039574
>normal size lips
You may pass smoothskin

I'm a cuckold to my wife that cheats on me with black men.
Yea, I'm white.

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Heil Hittler!

>>689037522
Huns don't count as white

i dont like mayonaise

>>689039762

I'm a Serb you fuckhead.

>>689039014
>intelligent english
>intelligent
>english

im not voting for trump

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>>689039445

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>>689035673

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>>699999999

>>689038970
this

holy shit watermelon is good for you.

that and activated almonds (I'm white, afterall)

>>689040110
>Serb
>white

leave Slavshit

>>689039707
You could be a gay fish.

I have never used the phrase " damn, my legz r getn ashy gin, who got dat oil of oil ley?"

I say "goodness gracious" and "geez"

>>689039743
White (woman)

>>689040368

Slavs are white you dumb gypsy. Dumb niggershit.

>>689039830
Jew

>>689040409
I concur, anon could be a gay fish.

Anon, do you like fish dicks?

>>689040063
White person with taste buds?

>>689039958
>sure buddy

Parents still give me money for my bday. Am 30 have job dont need money.

>>689040262
When niggers do it, it isn't news.

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>>689034921

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>>689039553

I'll make sure to keep a good ten yards away. By the way, there are other races and ethnicities beyond blacks--and I'm one of them. But I guess your bigot mind can only process so much reality.

>>689040928
Is true, but the niggers are very average news.

>>689040493
Dude, you don't have to lie. You can say that you're a nigger.

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>>689040298
ACTIVATE!!

>>689039574
dont forget cuck

People look at me with high expectations

>>689034921
1. my parents founded a lutheran church...in a catholic neighborhood

2. we went to church with germans, scandinavians and one family from finland

3. i went to all white schools until high school and we had a transfer student...who was an oreo

4. i hate rap music, hip-hop everything

5. black lives don't matter to black people, else why would fathers abandon their children and why would mothers not know who the fathers of their children are?

6. it is difficult for me to understand many black people because they don't seem to understand how to speak english properly

7. i am a total WASP and thank god for that every day

8. my children are both blonde and blue-eyed

9. we volunteer at the food pantry and the health clinic and donate money to charity because we believe it's the right thing to do

10. i am thinking that white europeans are genetically smarter than most other people on the planet

11. even though i no longer am a true believer, i read the bible most every day (sigh)

Someone stole my bike.

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>>689040555
>Slav
not white

>>689040987
Niggeredge faggot.

>>689041189
>People look at me with high expectations
Nigger expectations.

>>689034921
I have a computer

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>>689037176
lol faggot>>IMAMASSIVEFAGGOT

People are alarmed when I commit a crime because of my social status, even if I am poor. They do not expect me to be violent, like the other races.

>>689041263
K Y S
Y
S

I have a job
I know who my father is
Never been arrested
My breath doesn't stink
I pay all my own bills
I know what contraception is

>>689034921
>>689035788
coool
>>689037714
he never existed

i on the other hand play mech warrior.
10000% white

>>689041287
>my
White

>>689034921
Good credit score
Well paying, steady job
Never been to jail
I know my father
I don't vote Democrat
I voluntarily engage in community service

>>689041404
Female?

>>689034921
Pull up to gas station, park then notice a couple of spooks in front store nig nogging it nig nog style. Put truck in reverse drive 100 miles to next gas station.

we can see me on night pictures

>>689041755
>100 miles in reverse
Wacky fuken honky

>>689041341
Be real anon, noone looks at a black person with high expectations

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>>689037176

>>689041831
White

>>689037401
If you let niggers' love for watermelon and purple sugar water stop you from enjoying them then you've already lost.

I hold my breath when I pass by retards and spooks so I don't catch either one.

Job, degree, kids at home, know my kids names, no drugs, no arrest.

>>689041850
Robery and murder expectations, i want mean.

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>>689041839
Thanks, proven white by this yard jockey lanter holder.

>>689038385
Whatchoo lookin at bro? BRA BRO...DAAWG...WHATCHOO, DAWWWGBRAAAOOOOOOO......chicken.

Fucking monkeys

I don't feel anxious when I see fellow citizens upholding the law of this country.

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>>68903752
first two words were enough

>>689042057
>soft kek

>>689035673
I believe you.

Native German here