>>689027775
>get a Canadian shirt
>wear it
>never take it off

When you go in Rome don't pay coffee 12 euros
Max 2€
More it's a scam

>>689027974
Was gonna say the same thing.
Practice up on your Eh and your aboots.
And act sad cuz Gordie Howe died.

>>689027775
Be Canadian. Come to England. Fuck London visit the lake district

>>689027775
Stay away amerifag

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>>689028314
I want to see London someday but not on this trip. Going with family and the plan is Italy and France. Pretend to be Canadian eh? Is it that bad to be an American in europe?

>>689028851
No.

>>689027775
Take a trip to Marseille, it`s very nice and quite peaceful this time of year.

>>689027775
Never look a muslim in the eyes they're like feral dogs. Also when you encounter gypsies keep your wallet close.

>>689028851
I don't think it's about people hating Americans, but more about them looking at you as easy prey for scams/robbery etc.

And also, neither the Italians or the French speak much english so buy a pocket dictonary, and those also have a little ekstra information about the do's and dont's

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Would it be a bad idea to remind the French of the time USA liberated Paris from Nazi Germany?

stay away from the asylum centers

stay in freedomland you fucking hamburger we dont want you fat cucks over in europe

>>689029370
OP you may wanna listen to this guy... extra emphasis on the beware of gypsies part

>>689027775
dont go to paris, all you need to see you can see in 1 day. Go to Bordeaux instead, much less shit skins and loads of historic shit. Most of "France" is located in small country side villages. Biggest cities are often overrated.

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>>689029662
Not sure if this is how it really is over there or just how people on /b/ feel. When I was in NY I met lots of Europeans and we talked and had mutual respect.

>>689027775
problems with muslims are highly overstated. Don't worry. Same with terror and hatred of Americans.
I mean, if you do want to argue international politics or religion you probably can, but if you don't, don't.
Do tip, if you feel the service has been good but nowhere near as much as in the states.
Vatican in Rome, and other basilicas.
For Paris visiting all the normal sights is prolly ok, but I'd avoid the Eiffel Tower. It's highly overrated and getting in takes an entire day. The Louvre is notoriously closeable(It's been closed 3/4 times I've been there), but if you're lucky you an get in and that is a really cool tour.
Frankly I think Paris is overrated and would much rather go to Nice or Carcassonne. Or Berlin or Brussels.

>>689029901
You're loud and fat and greasy cunts no one wants to listen to you or smell you you fat fuckface

just try not to be too muchve an asshole
Im so glad I dont have to deal with foreigners any more esp americans and chinese
>>689028851
no, so long as you behave calmly and rationally but a lot of you seem to have a problem with that unfortunately

Beware of gypsies.

BEWARE OF GYPSIES.

keep your wallet in your inside pocket zipped up.

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>>689029970
Thank you anon

>>689029468
How on earth would that be good? What kind of casual chitchat are you imagining having with the locals?

>>689027775
Protip Paris: Dine out for lunch, and eat baguettes for supper. If you wanna party, go to Place de Bastille. There's loads of fun bars and stuff going on

Pro tip Pairs 2: French guys are very upfront with girls, and don´t take a no for no, expect them to intercept your date, be cool, don´t be agressive, but also don't be beta as fuck amerifag

>>689027775
be carefull on the beers m8, we can and will drink till we pass out everyday, so they're normally pretty strong. none of that american pisswater over here.

skip Paris go to Germany

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>>689030200
Well considering I speak zero french or Italian I probably have have much conversation.

>>689027775

Fuck Rome all the underage hookers are in Eastern Europe

>>689027775
Why does everyone want to visit the main capitals? They are so overcrowded with tourists. Yes, Rome and Paris is worth sightseeing. For 1 day. Not more. If you go to Italy, go to Florence for example. Or if you go to France, go to Marseille. Not Paris. Not Rome.
Europe has so much more to offer then just these two cities.
Anywayz, Italians and French are not know for their perfect English, so expect a language barrier in some cases.

>>689030173

When negotiating the purchases of their daughters always ask for a receipt

>>689030463
Won't have much*

>>689030463
>American
>I speak zero french or Italian
We got you, no one expects anything from you

>>689030671
lmao I speak italiano spaghetti XD

>>689030485
> overcrowded with tourists
> go to Florence instead

You w0t m8?

Hey OP unless you are fucking poor, you could arrange a week with this company. The only real way to travel Italy is in a Ferrari

https://www.red-travel.com/en/italia-in-ferrari/ferrari-tour/index.htmv

>>689030771
XD I speak American M16 hamburger child obesity Donald Trump
Also I bite that bait again

>>689027775
>Rome
>Paris
Expect to be treated as one out of millions of tourists visiting these two cities each year. This may included scam, pick-pockets and the chance to feel like a trip to Disneyland instead of visiting European capitals.
Otherwise as long as you behave commonly, you have nothing to fear. It is rather unlikely you will run into problematic districts by accident.

In general I would consider other destinations as well. Copenhagen, Barcelona or Munich are very nice places to visit.

>>689027775

Why go in summer? It'll be crowded as fuck.

Go in mid-spring.

Get in here >>689028763

>>689030485
Agreed, I believe one or two days is more than enough for a tourust crowded capital. If you truly wish to get a better impression of a country, it is so much better to visit the smaller, unknown towns. You could also try to figure out where the backpackers from the world are mostly going. From my experience they are often open and rons of fun to hang out with

>>689027775
Lot of french people speak english, so you will get some help easily.
Frenchfag here, just smile and be happy with people, and french people will be cool.

>>689030779
Dude Rome it's way too dangerous instead Florence

>>689030990
I didn't know American was a language.

>>689030990
Hillary Clinton*

>>689027974
If your a decent guy dont be the American cuck that wears Canadian shit thinking it will make their experience better

>>689027775
nice job... you chose the two countries that suck the most when it comes to english. better bring a freaking translater app

>>689030485
Marseille ?

Un étranger qui se perd à Marseille c'est chaud pour sa face, arrête avec tes idées de merde t'as pas vu les incidents qu'il y a eu récemment ?

Marseille est une belle ville mais pour un premier voyage en France c'est très con de lui dire ça.

>>689031409
American English sound different from British English.
You know what I mean

>>689027775
Yup. Just dont tell anyone that you are Americunt

dont give money to gypsies

>>689031753

how do you pay the whores

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>>689030200
>Hey you shitface, guess where I'm from? U.S.A! U.S.A! You aint got shit one me you eurocuck shit face. Get some jesus and freedums ya fuck! Where the fuck is U.S flag we own dis place!

>>689031837
with money?

>>689030485
only in some cases? the itialn's english is a joke and the french... well... they are the french. no fucks given there

>>689027775
yeah, I have some advice.

Don't go to Rome and specially don't go to Paris.

no wonder amerifags hate europe after visiting.

>>689031950
>the itialn's english
Well thank you