Much like a match I want to watch you burn alive. And then fuck your lifeless, blackened corpse. ;)

>>689011257
>reddit jokes

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>689011257

My penis burns like a match, and is the size of one too.

say "pls giv me pu55y"

let me see them tits

>>689011525
This tbh fam

pls giv me pussy

>>689011525
If no one posts anything better I'll use this

>>689011257
>Haha that was cute
Damn I hate how entitled grills feel nowadays.
>Haha
>cute

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>>689011827
reroll

>>689011525
Hmm, I actually think that's pretty hot!

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>>689011827
agian

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>>689011827
why wont i get dubz

>>689012026
Bcuz u r fgt

>>689011257
I didn't know this was a cringe thread

>>689011257
Consider suicide

>>689012100
Winrar

>>689011525
this

Wanna choke on my dick?

>>689011257
i want to fuck you so bad. please respond

Mind if I give you the ole lickeroo?

Tongue punch my dark star plox

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That chat is taking forever to reply. THIS chat however is live. Dubs decides

I cannot wait to ram a sharp object into your taint and watch you squirm and scream as you bleed out slowly.

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>>689012374

>>689013106
Roll

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>>689012974
>why do the cute ones always have to be so far

>>689012974
Ayy BB
You want C my D

>>689013298
roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCDMKefVEY bump

Why am I such a faggot?

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>>689013298

>>689013298
reroll

>>689012974
>>689012974
Nah just joking bea, im a indian and scam american people with gift cards and prizes. I make 200 to 500 dollar a day. You want iphone and uggs?

>>689012974
youre a beta fag

>>689013500
Winrar

>>689013500
do it beta op

>>689012974
"Can I come over? I havent had sex before. but i had my own condoms and there lemon flavoured"

>>689013652
this plese

>>689013500
Winrar!

>>689011257
Ey yo slut, ever heard of Extemporize Gaming

>>689013838
newfag

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>>689013258

Say what you want. But she eats that cringe shit up.

UPDATE: Karlee replied "what"

>>689013957
Op wtf there is a winrar>>689013500

Karlee:
Sorry lol that was my 12 year old autistic cousin. I'm looking after him because my aunt's on a date lol
You want to meet up some time?

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>>689013957
>being this proud of native american heritage

everyone in this country has injun blood in them.
>oh im 2% cherokee on my great great grandmothers side
>im 39% iriquois/pawnee mix but the rest of me is black

>>689014201
rolled

>>689013957
Op wtf there is a winrar wtf>>689013500

>>689013537
/thread

>>689014201
rerolld

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>>689014109
>>689014276

Sample text

>>689014109
OP is a fag anon aint delivering

>>689014201
rererolled

U r fgt 2

why do all those chat girls write like theyre fucking retarded? it this a thing or what?

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>>689014389
This dude back where I worked at the, uh, Styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sort of put your face over the seat. It was pretty badass. I went in there, someone had used a Number Two, so I fish it out, load it up. Gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on, when I became an adult, I was thinkin', you know, "That's gross," but, man that bathroom was so awesome in high school.

>>689014201
this

Karlee: I'm a huge autistic faggot. Much like yourself, now get on your knees, its glock or cock bitch

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>>689014626
You don't have nor have you had a girlfriend so why bother trying to understand?

>>689011873
How is that acting entitled?

>>689014662
OP here, rolling this for Karlee

>>689014940
he actually wasted time typing this out.

>>689014812
Roll

>>689014626
Because how they speak doesn't matter. It's how they look. She can be dumb as a bag of bricks, but if she looks hot she doesn't need book-learnin'. Other people do that FOR her.

>>689014979
Kaylee: you have younger sister? They call me assholepounder for a reason. Would like to change my name to little sister analdestroyer.

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>>689015373
This guy gets it

Karlee: Can we fuck before trump builds a wall and departs me. I've only had crabs in the past in the gay bar at Juarez...so I think I''m good

No update op?

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Just to keep the thread alive. If she replies I wanna do the one about the packing peanut factory and a bong

Just ask Chad for help

>>689016055
Jk, I'm an autismo turbofag who enjoys huge nigger cock in my anus, my farts sound like yawns.

>>689016055
I,m a luttle bit autastic mysulf but its fone but i,ve a qeustion.... no grill evar touchud my 7 cm duck befuee and... ive wantud to ask ive you wunt to tocugh mine?,

>>689016422
Winrar

>>689016422
Winrar

>>689016422
LOL /thread

>>689016422
This one is fucking gay. Use my toilet bong story!

>>689016422
fantastic

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Guys no pls. She's actually down

>>689017078
Deliver you fucking faggot.

>>689017078
show us her profile

>>689017078
> actually want to get laid
> post this shit on 4chin
> being this stupid

>>689016422
>>689017078
Do it.

>>689017078
why would you throw away your chance for sex if you actually want it you stupid faggot?

>>689017078
OP its the rule what are you a newfag and dont want things to go the wrong way? Them dont make these threads either follow the rules or gtfo fucking deliver faggot. This shit is getting a cringe thread.

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>>689017078
FUCKING FAG. If you want to get laid l, why post here?

>>689017078
Do it, queer

>>689017078
Deliver you fucking faggot, she will probably think you're mysterious or some shit.

>>689017078
Not delivering should be a bannable offense.

>>689017657
Agreed

>>689017078
Dubs have spoken, only trips can save you op

Just abandon the thread and get some pussy op

you want to see my boomerang D

Bet OP left, 404 inc.

>>689017078
Dont do it bro pussy worth the ban

>>689018009
roll

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Not delivering should be viable reason for me to locate you and beat you senseless. I hope you are banned OP

>>689012974

What app is this?

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>>689016422

>>689012374
You LOSER!

srsly

>>689017078
Play with my asshole bb

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Sorry for the late UPDATE. I'm also playing BFBC2

>>689016517
such magnificent typos!

>>689018971
Blendr
>>689018058
I'm gonna go with this guy

>>689020128
You have a lot in common with Uggs then, fucking ugly cunt. The only time I'd fuck you is if you were unconscious behind a dumpster, just so you'd feel as violated as I do when I look at your pictures.

UPDATE:kalee says she's not the relationship type

>>689017078
Phones are for scheduling dates and get togethers. Not for being a /b/ beta bitch and harrassing girls. Take her somewhere nice, OP. Have fun. Then let her be the first to hit you up, then you suggest another meetup. Rinse and repeat.

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>>689022825
>muh stop harrassing girl on the internet
get cancer, whiteknight faggot

>>689017078
are american bitches so damn easy? this shit is ridiculous

>>689022825
kill yourself asap

>>689017078
"I want to take you out on a date where we can have lots of fun before I beat you senseless, shotgun you in the head, then rape your lifeless, worthless body over and over again in a dark, lonely alley"

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>>689024360
rroll

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>>689024360
this