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>sing song at concerts, get shot
>go to the movies, get shot
>pulled over by the police, get shot
>go to mcdonalds, get shot
>go to school, get shot
>go to resturant, get shot
>go to hospital, get shot
>go to spa salon, get shot
>run marathon, get blown the fuck up

Holy fuck you are the laughing stock of the world, America.
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At least we don't have niggers
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>>689008865
fucking niggers

Also
>be European
>get stabbed strangled or beaten to death instead
>get robbed and mugged more while being completely defenceless
>be a cuck

I'll take being shot tbh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
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>>689009519
anon it seems you missed out on some parts of your greentext. Fixed.
>be American
>get stabbed strangled or beaten to death instead because Mcdonalds
>get robbed and mugged more while being completely defenceless because Mcdonalds
>be a cuck because americans are fat

It's only normal a fat obese american who has to have his foreskin cut off so it'll save him the trouble of having to wash it 500 pounds down the line.
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>>689009015

You have the most niggers.
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>>689009768
Americans aren't even that fat tbh. Plenty of European countries are fatter.
Also we keep a lot of fat niggers and Spics around but they aren't actually Americans
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>be middle eastern
>walk outside
>die
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>be some 16 year old edgy kid
>talk shit about a country that isn't mine
>bait other 16 year old edgy kids to talk shit about other countries like they will ever truly give a fuck
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>>689008865
>Be europe
>Cuck of the world
>Literally Europeistan
>Get raped and castrated by Muslims
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Why do Europeans not like Americans.
Why do Americans not like Europeans.
It's like the only reason we are both so ass mad at eachother is eachother.
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>>689010299
Dubs don't lie, Europe is shit
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>Be american
>Break leg
>2592$ poorer
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>>689010299
>Be America
>Have most powerful military, only country that' ever nuked anyone, most eager to to jump into a war with anyone even thinking of talking shit. Have the most heavily armed population in the world.
>Everyone still laughs at you for being insecure fat cunts who everybody hates.
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>>689010582
I'm European and I much prefer America tbh.
Apart from most young Americans being liberal. I hate American liberals because they are squandering their inheritance
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I'm an American who owns various guns and I live in an area where just about every person owns guns. The majority of us also concealed carry. Guess how many shootings there have been here? About 5 in like 80 years. Mass murders? 0
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>>689010969
What area is this and how white is it?
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>>689008865
>be nigger in niggerland
>niggers all have ak47
>me nigger have no ak47
>feelsbadmon.jpeg
>smoke some dank kush
>jerk off with my own spit
>thisisntworking.jpeg
>rape one of my daughters
>rape another
> and another
>one more for good measure
> beat other nigger to death over a watermelon
>mfw I get shot by another nigger for the watermelon
>mfw its my own son
>mfw he smiles at me as he pokes a hole in the watermelon
>mfw he shits in watermelon
>mfw when my mother fucking nig nog son fucks the watermelon

FUCKING NIGGERS
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>>689010755
>Measuring by total population instead of total deaths
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>>689009768
>>be a cuck because americans are fat

You sound pretty defensive there even though the EU is getting cucked by shitskin Muslims are you guys are too big of pussies to do anything about it. Stay cucked faggot.
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>>689010755
>Post image and expects people to believe it
>Nigger tier debate
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>be western eurofag
>go to theatre, get blown up by muslims
>go to airport, get blown up by muslims
>be walking down the street, get shot by muslims
>be generous and accepting, get cucked and overcrowded by muslims
>be VAT taxed

sounds like an appropriate tradeoff
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>>689008865

>Be Western European
>Go to concert, get shot
>Go to airport, get shot
>Go on train, get shot
>Go to cafe, get bombed
>Go to soccer game, get bombed
>Go to public pool, get raped
>Go to any public place, get groped

Fuckin Americans, amirite
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>>689011091
>x people who die have y% chance of dying in a particular way
>thinking this is a useful metric
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>be yuropoor
>beheaded in street for insulting islam
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>>689011059
There are a decent number of niggers, but whites do make up the majority.
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>>689008865
>be from USA
>have LITERALLY never given a single thought to what the rest of the world thought about my country.
>goes to McDonald's
>gets shot
>dat 2nd amendment tho
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>>689009937

Spic born in america


This is very true.
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>>689011237
this tbh, fam
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>be Brazilian
>go to the school, play soccer
>go to the job, play soccer
>go to the hospital, play soccer
>get shot, play soccer
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>>689011821

You forget the part where

>You go for a swim, killed by super bacteria, play soccer
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>Be American
>Grow up dreaming of being a pop star
>Audition for talent show
>Finish third but find some fans
>Start touring and writing songs
>I've finally made it
>Get shot
>People care more about defending guns than my still warm corpse
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>>689010755
>writing off gang violence and accidentals

Okay bud.
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>>689009937

Um, they literally just did a study that showed that the US had over 65% of our country as obese...
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>>689008865
>walk down the street, get beheaded by knife
>go to work, get beheaded by knife
>go to movies, get stabbed to death
>go to sporting even, get stabbed/beatentl to death
>go to bar, get stabbed to death
>go to park, get shot
>go to gas station, get stabbed/beat to death
>stay home, get raped then stabbed/beat to death
Fuck, you are the laughing stock of the world eurocucks.
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>>689012071
>be in a criminal gang
>get shot
That's kind of a good thing. Fuck young black criminal males

>>689012125
You still need to compare it to other countries.
Also the benchmark is probably lower than you think
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>>689008865
florida man strikes again
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>>689010755
>homicides or gang related
>implying they don't use guns
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>>689008865
The Boston Marathon Bombing and Sandy Hook were both false flag government staged attacks.

Also, I don't really care. Are you really implying that violence doesn't exist in every other country as well?

We're just the most important country in the world so all of our 'attacks' get televised where as most other countries' attacks, unless massive, go unseen because noone cares about the loss of lives unless it's 'Amerilards' because we're the most important people in the world.
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>>689009768
conservation is key, fucking idiot.
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>>689008865

I have a concealed carry permit; hell, I can even open carry with it as of January 1st. I shoot back, motherfucker.
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>>689009768
>Americans
>fat
by BMI, technically, by average body fat %, most of europe is fatter, america literally has the highest % of muscle per person in the world.
stay mad, skinny-fat eurocucks, that is until you are murdered, which per person, a European is 3x more likely to be murdered than an American.
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>>689008865
im convinced the only people who start these threads are those passive pussies in sweden. i think its a national past time over there for men to bitch about every country that isnt theirs.
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>go to work, get hit by plane
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>>689011821
>play soccer all the time
>still get raped by a bunch of neo nazis
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>>689012706
Literally all of western Europe.
for generations, they are raised as serfs, and told they are free people, and to be smug about all the "freedom" they have, they don't know any better, they just react with fear and anger if the all powerful government isn't holding their hand.
it's never-never land, where they never have to grow up.
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>>689012552
>a European is 3x more likely to be murdered than an American.

Er...no. The only 'European' country with a higher murder rate than USA is Russia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
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>>689013093
Russia isn't Europe you dumb nigger
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>>689012071
It's like auto accident statistics.

Many auto accidents are caused by:
Bad maintenance (bald tires, etc)
Reckless driving
Drunk driving
Driving under the influence of drugs
Driving distracted (texting, etc)

You can't look at accident statistics, compare that to the population count and say "That's my chance of dying this year in a car accident! ZOMG!"

No, it's the average chance, including if you do a lot of stupid shit.

Your chances of getting in a wreck if you don't do any of the above things are much, much lower.

Gun violence is just like that. Do you deal drugs? Do you live in the hood? Do you rob people on the street? Are you planning on shooting yourself?

If not, then your odds of ever being involved in a shooting are vanishingly tiny.

Much of Europe (and especially Australia) does have a violent crime and robbery problem, though.
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>>689013093
Russia has very strict gun control as well.
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>>689013271
That's why I put 'european' because it's listed in the statistics as east-europe but it shouldnt really count.
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>>689013093
Per capita, france, Italy, and Finland have slightly higher murder rates, and the UK has over double that of frances.
i dont have source right now, im sure another anon will post it, assuming it hasnt been posted already and you eurocucks are just denying the truth like normal.
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>>689013462
I just provided you with a source that says otherwise. So it's hardly me denying the truth. Face it, America doesnt have a gun problem, it has a murder problem.
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>>689010741
This. Nothing you can say murricans.
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>>689013076
meanwhile, mandatory cultural enrichment is destroying their country.

thanks germany for your participation in multiculturalism!
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>>689012032
boo hoo
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>>689010741

It wouldn't cost me shit (literally like maybe a $50 copay) because I provide a valuable service to a very large company.
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>>689011821
Kek
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>>689013387
You're right, I missed that. Sorry.
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ALL HAIL THE BUTTHURT AMERICANS IN THIS THREAD
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>>689014052
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>>689013093
Europe will start catching up soon.

Part of what I think drives it in America are the "have-nots" that live on social welfare -- basically bottom tier humans. Drugs makes it worse but it's only as bad as it is because America, as a nation, is very diverse.

It's easy to have low crime in the Netherlands for the same reason America has low crime in New Hampshire: with no diversity, either economically or culturally, there is little reason to turn to crime.

Start mixing it up though and Europe will surpass us in violence. Its already started.
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>>689014079
Don't get stabbed by Abdul on your way to work, eurocuck.
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>>689013559
Your retarded source isnt per capita.
No shit, on total murders, a place with 8x the pop. will have more overall.
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>>689009015
??????????????????????

have you heard of the slave trade
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>>689013690
When you are literally cucked by communist totalitarianism for 40 years, it happens.
it's just unfortunate it spread to all other europoor countries
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>>689014441
Are you a fully functioning retard?

>Count total, and rate per 100,000 population per year.
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>>689010293
/thread
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>>689010293
>>689014945
>had to respond to his own shitpost because no one took the bait
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>>689010741
>European
>get cancer
>die after waiting 2 years on a list
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>>689008865
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>>689015353
They will statistically be murdered well before the cancer kills them anon.
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