60 questions? fuck that dude just call me autistic

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What the fuck, nearly autistic? I just don't like people at all -_-..

I got a 29.

Just care about myself the most, who gives a fuck?

Go to an actual doctor maybe instead of being diagnosed online you special snowflake

>>688977398
Like spending time alone? Not particularly outgoing? Well according to these 60 questions that equals autism

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fuck

Was bored... got 40 out of 80. No clue if thats good or not

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>>688979285

>>688978669
>who gives a fuck
It wouldn't matter to you, ya fucking autist.

>>688979375
jokes on them, i'm not a autism

I got a 23 and i thought i was rather empathic while giving the answers

>>688979694
>since levels of empathy vary significantly between individuals, even between those without any mental health disorders

Take the test again and see if you get the same score

>>688977398
>aspergers or autism

Because aspergers is obviously not a form of autism

>>688977398
today we found out why /b/ is so cancer, Nearly Everyone is autistic.

> maximum kek

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I guess I'm not totally rekt

Your Empathy Quotient score was 33 out of a possible 80.
Scores above 30 are generally not indicitive of an Autism Spectrum disorder.

>>688980053
I got the same score. We're half way normal, I guess.

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>>688977398
The test is fake. I would know, I'm a real psychologist.

36/80.

I honestly thought I would score higher, but shit.... I'm a man, sometimes men just have blindspots. Women probably score higher on this test.

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oh

I scored 55/80

I think my liberalism is showing...

>>688980281
fukin autist

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So I think this means I give kind of a fuck?

52 because i'm not messed up like the rest of you fucks

>>688980281
beat you >>688979285

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fuck so im really a sociopath

>>688980247
Proof or bs

got 56

>>688980687
I dont feel i need to prove myself to you. If i wanted you to know who i am i would be on reddit.

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Not good

Got 23

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get on my level niggers

>>688979850
This time i got 21

>>688980961
>>688980916
>>688980842
ayy

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Well fuck.

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>>688977398

um, yeeeaaaa...

26 out of 80 what the fuck I answered them as normal as possible, so pussies who follow the law aren't autistic? Fuck it I'm a retard then.

the real autism test is that you realy read the question and answer it instant of just closing the page

>>688980850
Oh yea because Reddit usernames are so indicative.
sweatypantsuit oh the must be Jess
ABananaInTheDark fuckin' Mike

>14 out of 80
>actually diagnosed with aspergers sydnrome
AMA

>>688981124
>instant

>>688980135
my nigga

>>688981124
no, the real test is you not knowing how to spell, and feeling too insecure about the results to take a test which means 0 fucks

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apparently i don't give a fuck about tards

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>>688981197
does aspergers syndrome have anything to do with the vegetable?

>>688981197
got 14 too, i am diagnosed with a form of autism

>>688981192
U mAD /b/ro??? What seems to be bothering you?

>>688981308
yeah they're as smart as one

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should i see a doctor?

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Scored a 21. I consider myself a regular dude.I'm in a 19 year relationship. own two homes have two 25 k vehicles and pretty well off financially . I'm surprised by the result.

>>688981457
wrong, aspergers doesn't have any effect on intelligence, just social skills

66, y'all need to up your game

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Not really a surprise

>>688981472
what cars do you have? just curious

>>688981647
HOW?!

>>688981698
Jeep Grand Cherokee and a Ford F150

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>>688977398

I thought i'd get a worse score tbh

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Wtf I thought I did well! This is giving me heart palpitations

>>688981472
Proof???
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>688981706
I've always been naturally empathetic, pick up on social cues easily, relate to and understand people.

I'm also transexual and it is possible that estrogen had heightened it, but not sure on that

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I win

>>688981900
fuck forgot to type


functioning human being reporting in

>>688977398
What a fake
" I am at my best first thing in the morning." Has nothing whatsoever, to do with empathy.
You can be a real jerk or mr unpopular no 1 and still have a tremendous good empathy, and vice versa.

tl:dr: internet test. Fake. probably clickbait. Dont make any serious decisions based on this.

>>688980842

all hail AUTISMO

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>>688981935
prove what faggot ? The fuck is wrong with kids these days ?

>>688981706
Be a lady

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>>688977398

I think that it's important to notice that many people with a low empathy score got that score because they weren't honest since they wanted to achieve a low score. These days, especially on 4chan, it's a way of self-staging.

24/80
Not really suprised though, I've got no feels man. For as long as I can remember. Nobody ever told me anything was wrong with me though. Don't really care.

>>688982121
Im the wrong one??? Says the autistic one apparently

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26, honestly didn't expect that. Socially awkward and depressed but didn't consider it as autism or aspergers

I wish they'd give more info than "autists are below 30". What's the average supposed to be? I got 51, not sure if that's normal or halfway to autism since it's still well below 80 or what.

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>>688982257

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At least I'm not the most autistic one here

>>688982242
you sir, have way too much insight to lurk the contemporary /b/

I got tested for autism when I was in elementary school, and I didn't have it then, so I'm not sure an internet test is going to be reliable if it tells me otherwise

>>688981900
Nice to meet you.

>>688977398
SOOOOO.....if you don't like people you're autistic.

>>688981457
Einstein had it.
e=mc^2 bitch

>>688982723
Apparently.
And if you don't like Authority you have Obsessive Defiance Disorder.
And if you like boys, you have gayds.

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Hell yeah

>>688982922
Your obviously a lovely young lady.

>>688982267
Same story with me, though I got 27. Still apparently now I'm a fucking autist, awesome.

>>688983000
nah ima boy that should be doing his homework right now

>>688982891
well if you do like boys you're gay....fag

>>688981900
>functioning human being reporting in.

"hardcore midget scat porn"
Lost it

>>688982723
/thread

>On average, most women score about 47 and most men about 42. Most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20.

>0-32 = You have a lower than average ability for understanding how other people feel and responding appropriately.

>33-52 = You have an average ability for understanding how other people feel and responding appropriately. You know how to treat people with care and sensitivity.

>53-63 = You have an above average ability for understanding how other people feel and responding appropriately. You know how to treat people with care and sensitivity.

>64-80 = You have a very high ability for understanding how other people feel and responding appropriately. You know how to treat people with care and sensitivity.

My life's gotten thrown for a loop. I saw a a few doctors and psychologist throughout highschool and they thought I was just bi polar.

But this new doctor. First time he sees me he says he doesn't see symptoms of bi polar at all in me. And after only a 4 minute conversation he says he suspects autism.

We never really followed up with him on this after that and its left a gnawing question in the back of my mind of whether i've got this or not. I had them look for tests I could take for autism and I guess we'll find out soon.


I really hope I don't end up having it. The thing is I am really distant around people but there have been times in my life where i've finally broken the ice and started connecting with people. I remember this girl and I finally one day started talking at school and she said she was surprised at how easy we were getting along and just casually talking because of how ridiculously shy and distant I was being before.

I've had a few other times like this where I hit it off with people and can talk to them no sweat. But most of the time that omnipresent anxiety and distance is there and I can't turn it off. They think I might be schizotypal as well because that gives omnipresent anxiety

>>688983502
i scored 24, i have an ability ti understand how others feel..i just don't give a shit enough to do anything about it.

>>688983222
Cock is good, Pussy is good
It's all good man.

>>688981468
my score as well. we're fucked m8.

Aw dude I scored 20, but I don't have autism at all.

It's probably because I'm an asshole.

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FUCK.

I got a 19. I thought I would score much higher being that I hate social stuff but don't consider myself socially awkward...

Perhaps I have assburgers.

>>688983234
win

>>688981948
no, 6/80 here. fuck off.

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i knew it was bad but not this bad...

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What if i'm just a sociopath?

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>>688980842

>>688977398
This is what I get for working in retail.

>>688984296
What if you're just an edgy teenager who thinks he's a sociopath because that seems cooler than being an autist?

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O

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>>688977398
I got 22.....

Now I get why people gave me stink eyes everytime I appear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8157ZOq7vSg

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i am clearly woman-ing wrong.

>>688981295
haha same score m8

cheers

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Welp crap

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Do I belong?

>>688981935
And only niggers actually quote that shit

>>688985563
that was close bro. Welcome non autist fag

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>>688977398

I didn't enjoy cutting up worms but I did turn a grasshopper into a pin cushion once and often strap insects to fireworks with my friends.

Whelp I guess I'm pretty empathetic and compassionate.

>>688985682
what the fuck get out

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>>688977398

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I don't have any friends

>>688986147

There's a high chance you're an empath. Try touching a dead animal's carcass and see if you can discern their last emotions right before death.

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100% honest.

Can't say I'm terribly shocked though. At least I'm still fairly well liked by people

I am a sociopath.

I heavily take medication.

It does jack shit but keep me from flying into psychotic episodes.

It kills all of my motivation to do anything I can do with my mind.

This shit doesn't help me at all and only helps the people around me, deal with me.

Its fucking useless.

Oh well I'll just keep leeching off the system and footing you faggots the bill.

Fuck you all.

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>>688985110

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I guess I'm a socially incompetent acoustic fiend.

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>>688977398

Scored 43, husband with aspergers scored 10.

bump psychology threads are pretty neato

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>>688987732
Fuck, Anon, how are you still uninstitutionalized?

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slightly anti-social, i guess you have to be jesus to get a decent score on this shit

>>688987873
Nah, you just have to be normal, Anon.

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Tbh linking a empathie deficit to autism and asperger is wew.
What about socio- and psychopaths? And autism has several more indicators, not just empathie.
The stupidest part of this thing: autists should rate their own social skills and emotions

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>>688986489

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Looked at OP's and thought "Wow, your score is low, you must suck" then I got this.

>>688986489
I'll be your friend, as long as you let me use you to make a sick acoustic cover.

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>>688987065
No one owes you shit, you edgy fuck.

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Well fuck, I'm a retard..

"Your Empathy Quotient score was 54 out of a possible 80."
I'm ok.

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Phew.

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Not too bad.

I feel out of place here though

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100 percent not autist, out of my way autismos

It isn't an actual test you morons.

It is a website designed to make you think you need help they can provide.

>>688988190
A good chunk of the questions are about just being able to understand social cues and whatnot. If you actually got a 1, you can't hide behind edginess, you're actually autistic as fuck.

35 Boys

I got 66, and I feel sickeningly empathetic

like, I'm too fucking empathetic

I desperately wish I'd get a headwound or something so I would care as much and be able to be more cut fucking throat

>>688989662
60 master race reporting in.

Not sure how accurate this test is, though. Pretty easy to figure out the "right" choice and lie.

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>>688989498
Proof, that test is retarded

literally all these questions are just
>are you an autist? Agree/Disagree

>>688989820
The fact that you can lie and pick the answers that display more empathy doesn't mean the test is invalid if you do it honestly. Do you seriously think it's some stunning revelation that you can get the result you want by choosing the answers in line with that result?

>>688980643
no you're just autistic

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Hmmm

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How the fuck do you people score so low?

autistic fucks

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o

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I'm not even autistic though? I just find most people to be full of shit, hence why I like animals.

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this was fun

>>688990160
I coulnt pick the right answers if I tried. I got a 14, but am confirmed autistic.

>>688990527
How the fuck did you score so high?

lying fuck.

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>>688977398
I know some fucking sperg and I am nothing like him. This test doesn't make any sense.

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Did I win?

>>688991776
No

>>688991341
it just measures empathy. you can have low empathy without being an ass burger

>>688990160
The problem here is, that self perception can differ a lot from outside perception. That's why you need a psychiatrist to conclude autism or the likes.
And on the other hand I don't really have the ability to empathise, yet I can score 80. And that should in itself not be possible, because someone without empathie doen't know how normal people would feel or answer.

tl;dr the questions in this test are asked the wrong way (people working on creating surveys would agree) and the result has few to none evidence

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Oh well.

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>>688977398
Fuck

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>>688977398
I call bull on this test.

So I'm >this< autistic because, although I have very close friends, I also cannot be bothered with some of their bullshit.
So I have no empathy, therefore am an asparagus.

Okay.

>>688991941
I meant external perception, sorry

>>688992117
nigga what

>>688992117
"How to take a screenshot", "Men's Rights" and "MLP". kys

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Hey that's pretty good

Yeah, this test is bullshit. I got a 23 twice even though I'm a pretty empathetic person. You want a diagnosis? Go to a real psychologist.

>>688992117

>how to take a screenshot
>score -1

Oh lord. I think we've found the new king of /asp/

I got 5

Get rekt normies

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Good to know im not autistic

>>688985682
>https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
dude, you're like a walking vagina.

>>688977398
herp

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I don't belong here

>>688977398
I got a 15.
Meh.
I already knew I was an aspie and a bit of a narcissist. I'm just putting off sleeping.

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Welp

I got 56. I guess that's what I get for working with 90% women for the past five years.

i got 8

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Successful, about to get married to 9/10, good relationships.

It's all learned behavior. I am evil.

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>>688977398
Well fuck.

>>688991938
Okay, I'll take that.

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>>688977398
Replied honestly, score = 32, nearly a tard ! wtf, I'm actually quite normal.
Replied as a deliberate autist and scored a zero first attempt:

>preferring animals over humans makes you autistic
Dropped. What fucking normie made this test?

>Friends usually talk to me about their problems as they say that I am very understanding.
>Friends

>>688980842
>3/80
>Google ad about TDD
lel

(TDD means test-driven design, which implies he's a programmer. I am too and I got 10/80.)

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Beat this shit

>>688980848
Same!

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Halfway between 30 and 80.

>>688982257
>???
kys