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>>688974531

gross. can it be fixed? that sucks man.

>>688974496
>Getting circumcised
>still having phimosis
how?

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When errect

>>688974496
I don't know what to say man :(

But I'm bumping so someone would see it....

Haven't you showed any doctor?

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>>688974726

why don't you fix it faggot

>>688974727
I have not, mainly because I'm not sure where what type of doctor to go to or how to make such an appointment

Does it get cheese inside the cavities if you don't shower for a few days?

>>688974496
Start working, you need to get that shit fixed. If it is causing you pain insurance WILL cover it. If you're below 26 you need to start making waves about it while you're still on your parent's insurance.

After that you're going to be pretty much fucked until you have a career on your own.

Also jesus fucking christ, did some jew rabbi circumcise your shit with his teeth? If I were you I'd find out who the fuck did that and send them these photographs asking them to fix it pro-bono.

>>688974797
>>688974879
you can stop posting pictures, we get the point. You have phimosis and its not caused by circumcision. Why do you think it is?

lmao some jew dog drank too much manischewitts before he mutilated your baby dick with a razor. Hey mine got cut too but mine got cut pretty nicely, thankfully. Have you ever considered taking a razor blade to that weird skin thats connecting your glans to your shaft? That shit isnt supposed to be like that and your cock probably wouldnt hurt if it wasnt

>>688974797
Ew dude. Get it fixed.

>>688974496
Remember kids, female genital mutilation is illegal.

>>688974496
How have you not sued the kike who did this to you?

Yfw cutfags will still defend genital mutilation after seeing poor OP

>>688974879
maybe start with your general practicioner.
you should find the original surgeon and sue him til he lives in a cardboard box. or stab him in the eye and skullfuck him with your gnarly wang

>>688974879
Jesus you have the whole fucking world infront of your dumb face. Look it up and stop making bullshit excuses.

>>688974935
No. I don't get Smegma, but I shower daily.

Looks like you didn't follow healing instructions and no you whine like a baby faggot. This is some bad healing process you let happen without doing anything

Get over yourself and cry because you fucked up anon, you dumbshit.

Also, uncut 4 lyfe

>>688974879
Just go and see a GP dumbass, they'll tell you what needs to be done.

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>>688974879

A GP, then they'll refer you off to a plastic surgeon or some guy that specialists in Dicks, prob a faggot

>>688974797
Pretty sure they can fix that . Speak to a urologist

>>688974966
I'm done. I Was trying to get all angles.

>>688974966
Do you even know what phimosis is?

>>688975072
he was probably a babby when it was done

>>688974879
Urologist.

>>688974966
You're fucking retarded.

>>688974966
>phimosis
> Phimosis is a condition of the penis where the foreskin cannot be fully retracted over the glans penis

HE HAD HIS FORESKIN REMOVED
HOW CAN HE HAVE PHIMOSIS YOU DUMBFUCKING MONGOLOID

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>>688975181

Something your mum has

>>688974990
to be fair, his parents should have said something back in the day.

Why do Americucks still allow this shit?

>>688975181
No those americunts have no idea what phimosis is, how uncommon it is, and how easily it's treated without a surgery.

>>688974966
Fucking Jew shills. That's not what phimosis looks like LMAO. that's painfilly obvious a botched circumcision. You kikes will get the nerve to defend anything

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>>688974496
your penis has single handedly ended the cut v uncut argument

>>688975181
clearly he doesn't and neither do you if you need to ask him what he knows about it, which is clearly nothing
I'm an expert on phimosis because I just read the wikipedia page on it

>>688975046
>cardboard box
This. Sue the bitch who did the surgery. We're talking $$$

>>688975072
>doc does an improper job
>op is at fault for doctor being negligent
The only think op is guilty of is being dumb enough to not sue the kike. Op is just some poor sap of a victim.

Also uncut here bro.

>>688975232
He's probably a butthurt Jew or cutfag trying to place blame elsewhere to save face.

>>688975406
while we're at it sue your parent's too, they would have seen this back when you were younger too.

>>688974496
oh man......... that is baaaad

lmao @ op for needing to get dick surgery
your faggotry never ceases to amaze me

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>>688974496
when age did you realize your botched circumcisionn turned your dick into a Frankenstein like horror
also cringe thread

>>688975256
Kikes need foreskins for sustenance so they become doctors to snip it away and harvest them.

Anyone who has read the bible knows that cutting baby dicks is a tradition of Christians and Jewdogs alike

>>688974966
Wow Anon-kun you're such a retard

>>688975601
12, when I started watching porn and saw what a normal penis was supposed to look like

>>688975256
United state has been a Zionist machine since it's inception. Circumcision is how they brand their goy. Hilarious how so many cutfags heil Hitler yet fall in line for Zionist authority.

Why are you sure this happened by some Jew doc?

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>>688974726
Fixed it for you

>>688975839
Because Jews are creepy and well fed

>>688975668
i was raised catholic, circumsision is not a thing it the RC universe

>>688975510
Depends on the insurance policy - they'd need it to cover that kind of tort. no point suing parents for $ you'll get anyways, eventually.

do you pee like a sprinkler? If so you could get some weird genital jewelry to go through all those holes.

Go to your standard GP if you have one. The just examine what ever you have a sign some shit then recommend you to who you need. I had a fistula and my family GP helped me out. Also OP, don't be nervous, they have seen a lot fucking worse than you think. My GP hardly gave a fuck when she saw my fistula.

>>688975917
You may have been raised Catholic but if you ever read the Old Testament aka the first part of the bible, like literally within the first twenty pages of the bible it talks about god telepathically telling Abraham to fuck up his sons cock with a knife

>>688974990
>>688974969
Not that I'm a circumcision advocate or anything ( for the record I'm not ) but,
This has more to do with his parents and him not looking into how it was healing and less to do with the actual circumcision. Those are skin tags . If his parents did their job and paid attention to their kids health and development ( part of health is inspecting your kids body and yes their genitals are apart of their bodies !) then this never would have happened or at the very least could have been resolved very early and OP would have healed by now with mild scarring . At some point after 3 and 6 years old ( probably much earlier ) they should have noticed his penis was fusing and taken him to see a doctor .

Op, Did your parents not change you diapers ??? Were they Mormon or something ? You had to have known by puberty SOMETHING was wrong with your dick . Why didn't you tell your parents ? Like I don't get how teens get phimosis and shit this day and age . You have like all this internet porn,sexting and shit. You have GOOGLE which potentially can answer any and all questions you may have , do kids not know what a normal penis looks like ? Could you not ask google what's wrong with your dick ? Like I don't get it . Are you deeply religious or an extremely homophobic?

You guys really don't know that a dick doctor is a urologist?

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>>688975992
No, but cum can come out of the holes.

>>688976177
Hahaha

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>>688975852
this is now a YLYL thread

Have your parents ever discussed this with you? Seriously its their fault.

>>688976128
topkek

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>>688975472
You don't even try to understand do you ? THe healing process is very important and obviously this poor fuck didn't follow it.
The scar tissue has fused with the glans, meaning that during the healing the two parts were too much in contact which is NOT normal.
The doctor is not responsible for OP's laziness and uncaring behavior.

>>688976262
wow! i didn't knew that phineas was real

I'm guessing when your dick skin healed after the circumcision it re-fused to the head of your cock. A urologist could probably cut that off, so you'll just have a shitty jew-tier cut cock, rather than a dog's chew toy.

>>688976372
>op's laziness and uncaring
Right because he was circumcised as an adult

>>688974496
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypospadias

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_bridge

OP your case is more complicated than what you think is a botched circumcision you should have seen a doctor earlier

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>>688974496
Can yeu sue them for this ?

>>688976177
So you cum like a sprinkler? Put a ring through those holes and please the bitches. If you are already weird, run with it and get weirder.

>>688974496
>hurts to get an erection
>lasts longer

That doesn't make any sense OP.

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>>688974496
Yeah that's breddy bad anon

>>688976536
No because it was his parents fault for not cleaning his dick properly when he was a baby

>>688976372
Mostly babies are circumcised. Your parents are responsible for pushing down the skin and keeping it clean while it heals when you're a newborn.

Very rare people get circumcised as an adult, now. So no, that would be the fault of his care giver you dumb sack of shit.

>>688974496
Dude, see a fucking doctor. You have some shit some guy would be willing to fix for free.

>>688976510
His parents are at fault for not cleaning his little pee pee properly when he was a baby

>>688975072
>implying this shit doesn't come from infant circs
>implying it's infants fault

>>688976735
lol OP has a little pee pee hahahahaha

Probs just kill your self not will hold against you

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>>688976532
Can't be Hypospadias, the large hole is not a urethra, it's just a space between two skin bridges.

>>688976763
Op has hydrospadias with complication from improper circumcision care by his care giver so he had a congenital defect along with neglect from his parents

>>688976763
>be me
>age 25
>wife is giving birth to our beautiful baby son
>notice as shes giving birth some little midget is actually inside of here vagina
>hesrapingher.jpg
>notice his swollen cock after he finishes the job
>we sue this stupid midget and have him thrown in jail for rape
>it was the infants fault
my wife and I have been waiting for the stork to finally arrive ever since

>>688976915
He says he pees from the holes like a sprinkler which led
Me to believe that's what he has

>>688974496
He didn't cut it properly. I sort of have the same problem but no where near as severe a case as you. Feelsgoodman.gif

>>688976043
the old testament is the jew part, its largely ignored

>>688976735
>His parents are at fault
for an unnecessary mutilation of their son's little pee pee

>>688977047
ever the slighest problem makes a penis permanently unfuckable you will never get a woman kill yourself

>>688977028
I did not say that. Cum comes out of the holes because it seeps down into the big hole and gets spreads between the smaller ones

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>>688977077
Largely ignored by sacrilegious heathens who will burn in hell fire for all eternity*

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>>688976605
.

>>688977120
And no jimmies were rustled that day.

>>688974726
I imagine deadpools dick looks like that

>>688974496
nice

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And jews support this

>>688977158
Go to a fucking Doctor dude get that shit fixed do you live in Russia or Africa or some other third world shit hole ? All is this can be fixed you just have a skin bridge . They can cut it off and fix it in a day . You'd have a normal looking dick in less than 3 weeks after heals

>>688977295
what do you do sit around on 4chan all day thinking about deadpools dick ?

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>>688977158

Fucking hell,I have sympathy for you,OP.Never have I been happier to be uncircumcised

>>688974496
I think I had something similar to this when I was a small kid, I got it fixed at a hospital. no problems since

>>688974496
geil

>>688976070
This...cripes OP how did you make it to this point??

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>>688974496
>>688974531
>>688974563
>>688974591
>>688974660
>>688974726
>>688974797
>>688976605

average american dick

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>>688977340
this

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Had a similar thing as a child. I just kind of ripped it apart (didn't bleed) before it was too late apparently

>>688977510
you shut up and go pick up your daily food ration, europoor faggot

>>688977080
Correct answer

>>688977420
This can happen even if you aren't circumcised

>>688977392
Pretty much so

>>688977563
Why does it always get shopped into things? Last time I did a thread about this, I saw my dick as one of the twin towers and then as the loc ness monster

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>>688974496
what does the girls say when they see ur dick? stories?

>>688977667
your mom can happen even though I am cirCUMsized

>>688975095
>>688975095
kek

>>688977340
That's the only answer

>>688977712
the cock-ness monster, you mean

>>688977859
lel le memes are strong with this one :3

>>688977859
actually lold

>>688974879
Get the skin cut that holds your knob down, i had this problem and i fixed it by doing this! GET THE FUCKING SKIN CUT THAT HOLDS YOUR KNOB DOWN

>>688977724
I actually do have a few stories.
The very first time a girl saw my dick, I was 16 and it was 1 am. I was playing Oblivion and and she crawled behind me on the bed and whispered in my ear "want to have some fun" I said sure, but I wasn't really paying attention. She was my girlfriend at the time and we hadn't gad sex yet obviously, when she pulled me penis out she said "woah" loudly and spend 10 minutes examining my penis like it had some STD or something. Even going as far as to say "damn. Your thing is really fucked up." After a while she eventually decided it was safe and started sucking it. It's embarrassing, but it's a True story

>>688978007
Will it make dick bigger??

>>688978016
>be 16
>gf is over
>playing oblivion
you must have come out of your mother with a guy fawkes mask on my man

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>>688974496
fuuuck dude. im sorry

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>>688978016
ty for sharing, I hope it sorts out for you anon, heal well

>>688978016
Another time was less interesting. It was a dark room and she had been drinking wine. This was after we went to go see that terrible Great Gatsby remake with Leonardo DiCaprio, so May 10th 2013 if I remember correctly. She had broken up with her boyfriend after dating me on the side for a few months and this was our first official date. We went back to her place and she was drinking a lot of wine. The room was dark and she started blowing me. After a few minutes she stopped and said "I'm not sure why, but your cock feels....peculiar." I said "really? How do?" Obviously knowing why that was.
And she replied with "I'm not really sure..." *sucks a little more*"but I kind of like it" afterwards I showed her and she said "oh that's why, it's all wonky and shit. That makes sense."
What's really strange is that when I left her place that night I bumped into a girl in line at the bus station(didn't drive yet) who liked me so much she made a missed connections ad on CL looking for me and I eventually started banging her on the side. So full circle in a way. She was a book nerd so she didn't really comment on my penis

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>>688974496
Google thinks your dick looks like domestic pig

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>>688978589
Fucking kek

>>688978589
I laughed harder at that than I should have

Urologist is what you need to see op. Go to your GP first and they'll help you set up an appointment with one

My foreskin is still attached at the bottom.
It's not bad and its the most pleasurable part.

>>688974726
I'm a girl but even to me this looks super painful
stay strong dude

>>688974496
Sounds like a successful circumcision to me.

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>>688978589
topkek

>>688974496
I'm not even going to insult you; this is just sad.

>>688974496
I cant believe you people who still want to defend circumcision. We get it, as a young man it is hard to admit that your parents ruined your dick, but this practice that has no benefits whatsoever unless you live in the desert with no shower, has no place in a civilized society. Grow tf up

>>688978510
*how so. Not "how do." I'm on my phone

>>688974496

Hey OP, medfag here.

Go to an urologist. If you have health insurance, (even if state-granted health insurance due to low income), you'll likely qualify for free surgery.

The reason being is that your case, as I see it, is not a case of elective surgery. It'd fall under "necessary accommodations for family provisions".

In the US, MOST states would afford care to a case like yours, under the same guidelines of state-sponsored child-rearing initiatives/contraceptives/birth control.

When it comes down to it, let the know:

"This condition affects me physically, mentally, and is detrimental to my life. It comes from an erroneous procedure that, if not addressed at my current age, will lead to debilitating consequences and deteriorating mental health".

Good luck.

(PS. Your case is not the worst I've seen. I've seen plenty, and they are a lot more common than you think).

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>>688976605
Damn hole

>>688979042
What's the healing process for a surgery like that?

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>>688974496
Behold The Mark of The Jew.

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Also OP, scream that you have major pain from it to the doc and get some Oxy's, pop em or sell them, easy peasy

I tend to use negative situations and use the best of it to earn some dope. Have both mental and physiological problems.

Docs made me into an addict, and now they keep pushing pills on me, and I keep pushing pills to others, its easy money, but its still "wrong", its not really a career if you catch my drift, but as I'm on disability I can't make money otherwise with my current skill set.

I'm just an addict, tried hero the other day, no luck. Just got me banned for 3 days.

Keep fighting bro, get some hustle into them docs.

>>688979442
I thought a dredal was the mark of the Jew

>>688979226

Depends a lot on how you take are of yourself, but if you're OP and seeing from the pics... I'd say (considering your nocturnal involuntary erections), something like 3-6 weeks without fapping.

I wouldn't recommend sex (in case you were married) before a full 6 weeks though, just to be safe.

The healing process might be a lot quicker, but as medfags, we're often advised to give the patient a worse-case healing scenario. I'm giving you average, based on good hygiene, follow up, proper cleaning procedure, no infection, antibacterials taken properly, etc.

Not that you should worry much. I'd also prescribe plenty of painkillers so that the first week would not be too tough (since it is, as I have seen, the roughest).

>>688974721
This is what happens when you don't retract the skin during the healing process. Had the procedure myself. Surgeon told me this could happen if I didn't do it. I did it a few times every day.

OP is fucking lazy.

>>688977602

you jew victims should keep it quite. faggot bitch go watch some jew tv

>>688979565
I am the OP. I don't fap often due to lain, but I get frequent erections because of this. Which worried me about scars opening every other hour(how frequent they are). Sex shouldn't be an issue because I haven't had sex since I was raped by a female friend of mine in my sleep this past February.

Dear America. What.The.Fuck???

Stop doing this shit for no reason, also OP (you unlucky bastard) did your parents actually have to pay for that??

>>688979725
I was an infant

>>688974726
get some scizzors

>>688974591
DUDE FUCK SAKE YOU CAN DO OBVIOUSLY SEE WHERE THE SKIN NEEDS TO BE CUT TO STOP THOSE TWO PARTS BEING CONNECTED - AND FOR IT TO BE STRAIGHTENED OUT. WHY HAVE YOU NOT DONE THIS AS SOON AS YOU NOTICED. EVEN IF YOU HAVE $0 FOR SURGERY, IT IS FUCKING SKIN FLAPS THAT YOU COULD CUT YOURSELF. GODDAMN YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE WHERE THE SKIN IS ATTACHED TO THE HEAD WHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE

>>688979849
No idea. I never bring up my circumcision to them out of embarrassment

>>688977295
Kek

>>688979725

From a medfag point of view, this was his parent's fault.

Every parent is explicitly told, both verbally and in writing, about how to properly care for their infant's recent circumcision.

US circumcision, (which differs both from the European and South American standard) is a butcherfest. It's beyond me how barbaric it is, but hey... it's profitable.

You are entirely correct about skin retraction though. It really varies from penis to penis, and every person is different, but cases where the guy is a "grower" are the most complicated to deal with.

There's a gauze we use in those cases, where we forcibly try to envelop the penis without cutting circulation, as to force prolonged elongation for faster healing.

Not very effective, as reported. Also, it's a problem when sitting down, or taking a dump, as patients have said.

>>688980004
dude they need to know what the fuck they did to you

and if you're in the US it probably cost a fuckton

lmao at everyone in this thread who doesnt realize thats what aids looks like op has aids he probably got it from a gay nigger end of story
/thread

>>688980250
thats right you science genius

aids fuses your skin together

Lol its freddy kruegers dick

>>688974966
Oh god you're trying so much to look clever but in reality you're so stupid.

>>688979829

I assumed you'd get involuntary erections, it's no big deal.

The main issue, judging from your pictures, is completely detaching the skin from the glans without damaging the glans. It's relatively straight forward and simple.

What will likely happen is that the doctor will stitch you up on the shaft based on necessary incisions, then, wrap your penis up. Stitches will dissolve on their own.

In fact, your biggest worry should be NOT touching it, because it'll itch. A lot. Other than that, and (of course, pain - it's unavoidable), you should be completely normal in less than two months.

So, get to a doc. You won't regret it.

>>688974966
are you a retard, son?

>>688974496
MURRICA

MURRCIA

Suck up that fucking jew - ganda you fucking retards.

I need more to laugh at you fucks.

HAHAHA

>Free health care is the devil
>Lets all cut our kids dicks
>Lets vote for Hilary and Trump
>Lets spend all our money on a military that has no purpose
>Lets let those with all the money buy our politicians, make our laws and brainwash us
>drugs are bad pot is as bad as heroin


AHAHAHAHAHAH

Fuck me this is the best show on earth watching you fucks.

>>688974496
TELL THE RAPE STORY

>>688980250
Ok what a funny meme

>>688980520
It's really nothing special, you'd just be bored with it

ITT the only possible way for this to happen is OP decided to let it...obviously.

>>688980439
Nah but murrica mate can't afford that shit doctors?? "Oh my insurance doesn't cover that" HAHAHAHAH

Can't get basic fucking healthcare have to live with a butchered dick... How can anyone think this is OK??? "Didnt happen to me I aint paying for that" Fuck me HAHAHAH

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Dang Anon, you masturbated to hard...

>>688980607
I like your attitude towards rape. Women should look up to you bro.

>>688980520
But. Here it is.
I get a text at around 11 pm from a close female friend of mine who was bitching about a fight she had with her boyfriend, she asked if we could hang out for a bit and I agreed since I had nothing to do.
so I picked her up in my car and we just drove around for an hour while she blabbed on and on about the fight. I wasn't really paying attention. After a while she asks if she could spend the night at my place and sleep on my couch.
I said sure and drove home. I had no reason to suspect she'd do anything because she didn't appear to be that kind of person. She got this strange idea to try and find the worst anime possible to watch. So we dig through my room mates DVDs(he's a weeb) and settle in Lucky Star. Halfway through the first episode I pass out. I wake up after an undisclosed amount of time to her togue in my mouth as she's riding on top of me furiously. Lucky star is still playing in the background mind you. And I couldn't push her off because she tied my arms to the couch, which was put into futon mode. After she got off, she let me off and after yelling at her for an hour, I kicked her out and called a mutual friend to pick her up. She got home safely, but I blocked her number and we haven't spoken since

>>688981180
what did she use to tie your arms with?

did you jizz?

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Fucking Hell.

Stay steadfast OP. We'll be able to regrow tissue with stem cells and get augmented robo dicks soon enough

>>688981408
A pair of pink novelty handcuffs, which I didn't know she had in her purse. She clearly planned the whole thing, which made me feel even more violated.

Yes, it wasn't like I could avoid it. Pain and disgust aside, it was still stimulation to my dick, it's kind of hard to avoid cumming in that situation

>>688979250
underrated post

>>688981704
Yeah, I love Lemmings

now is your age OP.
you can just fuck up the rest of your body and pretend to be deadpool
all the pussy and chimichangas

>>688981904
I'm not a fan of that comic or Ryan Reynolds

>>688981548
That would be rad

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Don't cut your kids!

>>688982893
That's a horrifying image.

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Wtf is that shit. How do you even get laid

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>>688983041
How about this one?

>>688975852
Thank god. That thing was hideous.

>>688983292
Just strecht. I did it. Faggot.

>>688983270
I wish I could explain, because I am completely insure. It just happens, I try to avoid sex, but I keep ending up in situations where it's unavoidable

This was the first gore that actually sacred me

>>688983430
404 did you ever go to a doctor

>jewcock masterrace

LEL, just shower you faggots, we are expected to clean every part of our bodies but muricans seem to forget that you can just pull the foreskin back and clean there too so would rather mutilate themselves and let shit like this happen.

Literally retarded.

>>688983292
you need like 6 months to strecht it instead of going under the knife, you dirty jew

>>688983537
I have not. I don't really know how to set up an appointment without telling some secretary that I have a fucked up dick

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>>688974496
>getting circumcised

Being this retarded

>>688983669
Call them on the phone maybe

>>688983734
I was an infant, I had no choice

>>688975852
Fuckin lost it hahahahaha But really poor OP

>>688983803
i used to call u on my cell phone
but now i have aids
deedaladoo

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>>688974726
I thought it looked familiar

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>>688975852

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>>688977180

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>>688977724

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>>688984091
Kek

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>>688977602
>daily food rations

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Is this a weird dick thread?

>>688974496
>The one bonus is that I last a long time, which has pleased all of the girls I have fucked
Who the fuck cares if women are pleased? Should men br mutilated if women think it'll make them feel better? Fuck off with that.

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Your dick looks like Jonah Hex.

>>688985239
I agree. I was just saying that it was the only "plus" to the whole ordeal.

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want some of my skin?

>>688974966
Fuck you

>>688974496
my dr fucked up my foreskin too, but i dont have weird fucking holes in my dicks, i just have a big flap of skin on the back of my dick, i think its call a half skin? some shit like that, it was on its always sunny

>>688976262
Yoshi's Pakistani brother

>>688974964
>If I were you I'd find out who the fuck did that and send them these photographs asking them to fix it pro-bono.

And let the fucker touch him again? Jesus, no way. I'd tell him to give me a fuck ton of money or I'd ruin his reputation with this.

The guy owes his life to OP

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>>688984091
kek

>>688976070
>If his parents did their job and paid attention to their kids health and development
Then they wouldn't have had a random piece of his body amputated for no reason. Jesus christ, there's no "healing" from getting butchered. Obviously they didn't give a fuck

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>>688977510
Plenty of Pacific Asians too

>>688974978
I just can't believe they passed a federal law in the US that protects ONLY females

Why bother to add that language? Just say "no genital cutting." They CHOSE to allow it to happen to males.

>>688977510
>>688986033

And is a rite for Islam, which is the world's second largest religion.

And is a fashion in places where the US has influence (South Korea, etc)

Really there are quite a lot

>>688974496
Go see a fucking urologist, faggot. Talk about places to keep the STDs alive, HOLY SHITBALLS !!!

>>688986389
Well Korea comes into my meaning of pacific Asians, as you said anywhere the Americans stationed out of during/post WW2 and I wrote Asian simply because that dick is from an Asian guy.

>>688974496
OP, please sue the "doctor" that did this to you. Don't sue him for a "failed circumcision". Sue for genital mutilation. Look into Intact America (assuming you're American). Organizations like that will get you a free lawyer. And you can help save millions of kids from getting mutilated in the future.

You got cheated in life, but you can use it to help a lot of people, as unfair as that is to you. Please.

>>688986158
Male cutting at least has some medical basis, regardless of whether you agree it's warranted

>>688983292
My foreskin looks similar to the left picture but it rolls back and tucks behind my head just fine, do American guys not play with their dicks as kids?

Holy dick

>>688985357
It's not a plus. It's not even something to consider.

>>688986905
No there is not a single benefit to being circumcised in a 1st world country. Unless you like having less feeling in your dick just so you get to not wash yourself for 2 weeks.

>>688986905
>According to a highly regulated study done in Africa to justify a program of circumcision
Sounds legit

>>688974797
>>688974726
How does this even happen?

>>688986905
That "medical basis" is so fucking flimsy it falls apart on it's own, you fucking faggot.

>>688983669
Fuck anyone giving you a hard time about this, honestly. They just don't have the empathy to understand how fucking awful it would be to tell someone about it.

>>688987198
Skin bridging, occurs post circumcision when two sections of healing skin are allowed to heal together.

>>688974496
mother of god! kill it before it lays eggs!

Your cock looks like a fucking swamp monster.

Also, checkum

>>688983633
Exactly. There's absolutely no medical reason for "circumcision."

>>688974496
Holy shit it's like that trypophobia photoshop-thing, but irl.
I feel so sorry for you anon, mustn't be easy everyday.

>>688987101
>>688987128
>>688987231

There is a not insignificant number of people who are circumcised due to medical issues.

Again, whether you agree that it warrants preventative measures at birth is another question

>>688987326
What allows this to happen? Is this the fault of the surgeons or the carers post op?

>>688987562
In America

>>688982893
>File name
>Victim blaming
What the fuck?

>>688987578
Infant circumcision man, the foreskin isn't supposed to be removed from the glans during infancy, they're fused together which means the whole glans is essentially "healing tissue" then it gets stuffed into a nappy.
Shit should be done when the kids older at least.

>>688987684
>Don't cut your kids
If you do, you're not a victim but a perpetrator

>>688974496

You cawk has "tethering", Google it.

You might also be suggering from "lichen sclerosis".

Why are uncutfags so salty about circumcision?

Probably all that dick cheese.

OP here.
Damn, I thought this thread would be dead by now!

I use to have this exact thing, it wasn't because i wasn't circumcised, at about 10 was when every now and again when i peed it would burn like fuck, it was actually the connected skin (the skin from the head to the shaft) was ripping apart, now it has all ripped and it's all fine for me.

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which one is worse this dick or OP's?

>>688987837
Because people keep doing it to their kids, the option to get cut as an adult is always there.

>>688974496

Sterioid cream can cure your cawk's problems.

What you have is called "tethering".

>>688987741
I was circumcised as a young kid, not sure how old exactly but it must have been a few years after I was born, is that why mine isn't fucked up?

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>>688974496
Aww shit, dude

>>688974496
YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE RAPIST PIG! THOUSANDS OF GIRLS ARE SUBJECT TO GENITAL MUTILATION EVERY YEAR!