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bump bump bump

Someone better be screencapping this shit and for the love of all that is holy don't post it on /r/4chan.

yes yes yes bump

>>688967361
Any chance of a photo of the girl? Curiosity is taking its toll.

Yay OP!!

>>688967649
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r0OOMgs5xgNhoL9dodXS3iuXFKG1txVoYPMKcY0GGk0/edit

>>688967361
Still here, was first one to bump last thread.
Yes I can send the story out to emails if you're being serious. Just tag me and leave an email.

Bump + hype

>>688967649
This.
So much

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please continue OP

I love this story

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http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/322/

>>688967699
Praise

>>688967649
never heard of ychan?

>>688967723
Again
[email protected]

Now it begins again

please god continue i need this

>>688967361
Come the fuck on OP

>>688967883
Ight, I got you on the list to send to.

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Refresh spamming intensifies

>>688967688
Dis

4AM
Just gonna bookmark google docs and call it a night
>Work at 8AM

ElSenor I'm going to fuck your delicate little asshole.

>>688967688
if you do send a photo please wait till after the story, i don't wanna change the way i view this girl

>>688967649
Someone is and is posting it on iFunny. It's what brought me here.

>inb4 ifag

ok asshole with a google docs here again reminding people that if you want me to share that google docs with you if you send me your email. keep in mind i'll ignore all emails that are not in direct reply to this.

>>688968115
kek, i'm sick, don't make me laugh

>>688968220
Please do

Need moar

>>688967361
Jesus reading your story makes me realize how lonely I really am...

>>688968338
Fucking disgusting

>>688968338
name of user?

>>688968375
[email protected] babe <3

>>688968474
This

>>688968338
fag

Fucking hell OP, it doesnt take 10minutes to deliver, cmon /b/ro

i hope to god he is pre typing it or something

>>688968472
Seconded

>>688967723
[email protected]
Thanks /b/ro

>>688968472
it gets easer...if you ignore it

type faster faggot

>>688967361
I obediently looked away from her, covering my eyes with my hands, until eventually I felt her grab them. When she did, she tilted my head and I looked at her and my jaw nearly hit the floor.

She was just in her underwear and honestly, all I could think was wow... this girl is truly the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on.

I stared and she became self conscious, but I grabbed her hips and held her close and blurted out every compliment I could think of. I told her she was so gorgeous, so flawless. In that moment I couldn't even see the scars on her thigh and wrists. I didn't care either way.

I ran my fingertips along her skin, I laid her down on my bed, and remembering my talks with Jake, I tried the things he mentioned. He said girls loved when you kissed their bellies and their necks, so I started with her neck.

She let out loud, cute moans and gripped my head tightly.

I moved to her belly and kissed her there, intending to call it a day there, but the sounds of her moans were intoxicating... so I explored every inch of her, my hands almost massaging her skin, my lips kissing her from head to toe. She gasped and pulled on my hair every time I hit her really sensitive spots, so I quickly learned where to touch and kiss her.

I began to fondle her big breasts with my hand and she quickly took off her bra.

I vividly remember staring at her pale, large nipples, and how different they looked from what I had seen in the past - hers were large, rather than small little pepperonis.

I was entranced by how sensitive they were, how she responded just to me grazing her areola with my fingertips. How she gasped and writhed as I squeezed and kissed and sucked on her boobs.

I felt her squirm beneath me as her breathing became sharper, more intense. Then she stopped me and she raised herself a little and pulled down her panties, revealing her soft, warm, soaked womanhood.

[email protected]

>>688968577
Got you on the list man, I'll send once he's done with the story.

Me, ElSenor I figured it would give this story more people to have follow it (I did not think of thread limits though)

>>688968472
Feels are back

BRUH COME THE FUCK ON WITH THE STORYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!! >:I

>>688968375
[email protected]
Thx I luv u

>>688968556
Have you been here for last thread?
Take op a long time, and he had to make a new thread

>>688968687
Kys

>>688968556
the best part of the story coming up. OP has some quality shit brewing if he takes so long

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>>688968588
I have been whith games and anime, but it only takes your mind off it for so long

boner acquired

>>688968375
[email protected]

Post fucked shit to keep the iFags away.

>>688968375
[email protected]

>>688968623
Was expecting massive dong to come out, glad it didn't keep going OP

>>688968375
[email protected]

what the fuck is ifunny ?
>inb4 ifag

>>688968623
This makes my pee pee tingling, proceed.

>>688968623
>revealing her soft, warm, soaked womanhood

Op is such a romantic, you really did love her.

OP better end the story by walking the dinosaur

>>688968623
Boner achieved

>>688968909
Like imgur, but even more normies

>>688968909
App where people most "funny" pictures and memes. Collective is complete cancer basically a kid version of 4chan in a way

>>688968744
stab me m8 I've been wanting to die for the longest

>>688969094
Helium.

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>>688968623
Diamonds

>>688969010
He should of said moist.

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>>688968623

>>688968375
[email protected]

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>>688968472
same anon

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>>688969165

fuckin topkek
other thread

>I felt her squirm beneath me as her breathing became sharper, more intense. Then she stopped me and she raised herself a little and pulled down her panties, revealing her hard smelling mutilated dick.

>>688969079
so pretty much a snide 9gag ?

>>688969158
Imma kid m8 I don't understand???

>>688967723
[email protected] if you already closed the last thread

>>688968338
You cannot >inb4 ifag
That's like trying to inb4 tits or gtfo. It's just got to be done.
Fucking ifag

>>688969244
lol saved pic from someone else

>>688968375
[email protected]
Thanks Boo

>>688969328
Got ya on the list /b/ro

What a really gold story, i havent seen an story like this for years lurking here, i can create an awesome game with this material, you should write a book or something OP

>>688968375
post it normally or fuck off scammer

>>688968375
[email protected]

>>688969370
>>688969328
>>688969208
>>688968904
>>688968878
>>688968806
samefag, also just lurk reddit/4chan, it'll be reposted 20 times the next week

>>688968623

She told me how I drove her so crazy, how she needed me inside her, how she wanted me to be her first. I quickly took off my pants and gently rubbed her wet pussy, her gasps urging me on.

But when my pants came off, my dick just sort of faltered. No matter how hot she was, how beautiful, the little soldier refused to work. I frantically jerked it off, praying for a response, but it remained limp.

She started to urge me on, asking - nay - begging for it. But it only made me more nervous.

Suddenly she sensed something was wrong and she sat up, and gently touched my cheek and asked what was going on with me.

I looked away ashamed and told her I couldn't do it. After some gentle prodding from her I admitted I couldn't get it up.

She looked at me so sad, her eyes dropping, and I could see her lip trembling.

"Is it... am I not pretty enough?" asked the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.

I tried to reassure her but she shuffled away from me, fully blaming herself.

I was scared guys. I was terrified to admit the truth. But I told her.

"It's not because of you," I said.

At this point in my life I was still very scared that my brother's actions had turned me into a fag, so while I didn't realize that it was because of my subconscious association of sex with negative feelings causing my erectile dysfunction, I did at least recognize that what he did was the root of my floppy problems.

I started to cry, and that's when I told her "it's nothing to do with you, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... I'm the broken one."

Instantly she hugged me, rubbing my back and asking me what I meant.

I admitted to her that I was scared of telling her, scared of her leaving me. She assured me how much she loved me and swore on her life she would stand by me no matter what.

Finally I came out with it. I told her that my brother used to rape me, and that I thought because of him molesting and raping me I was broken and couldn't do it with her.

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Need more jet fuel.

Bumping with dank memes

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r0OOMgs5xgNhoL9dodXS3iuXFKG1txVoYPMKcY0GGk0/edit?usp=sharing

>>688969320
Easiest way to kill yourself. Do it.

>>688969315
Pretty much

B
[email protected]

>>688968623
DAMN, your b8 on the old thread was gr8 m8

>hard mutilated dick
im still laughing

>>688969419
Thanks man

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>>688969331
you took the bait, newfag

>>688969545
fuck.... :(

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>>688968623
I dont know why this story is making me depressed like this, probably because you got to experience something that I know for a fact will never happen to me. I was depressed before, I think your story made it worse.

>>688969573
>You don't know my pain

>>688968375
[email protected]

>>688969573
Thnx for the tip bruh imma try it after he ends the story :DDD

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>>688969525

>>688968765
true, then again if you try being the author/apart of said games and anime you will find live a little less grim. but, sadly, in life there are no guarantee.

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>>688969545
This story is making me feel things i shouldn't as a man who is reading a story on the internet.
I really hope this story ends happily because the way you phrased it in the first thread before you started, it sounded like it won't.

>>688969631
No problem. I only hope that other anons would do the same for me if needed.

>>688969166
Should have
But also no, when a girl is really turned on, moist doesn't cover it, soaking is the only word often.

>>688969858
She ded bro.

Snape is Dumbledore, Ron killed Hermione.

>>688968375
[email protected]
Ty fam

>>688969719
He was like you at first, anyone can get something like this, dont be such a fag and go wlrking out, go to gym, improve youself and gain confidence, dont be such a beta faggot

>>688968375
[email protected]

Toasting in an epic bread

>>688968375
[email protected]
You are the best

>>688969995
>gain confidence
That working out suggestion I can do, but Im not a confident person at all, and I have some serious fucking doubt even if I were to "work out" it would change my mentality and how I view myself.

>>688969573
wait there is a problem...I have no helium filled balloons and I can't get any since i'm a kid ;-; buy me some balloons bruh?

>>688969719
Its a love story. Instead of sobbing behind your screen browsing /b/, try to get in touch with someone "irl". A girl wont magically appear in your bed, you gotta work for it.

>>688969545
She nodded, and putting the blanket tighly around me told me to wait for her. I can't forget her adorable smile on her face when she looked back at me from the doorway.

I heard her yell for her gramma, then sounds of people rummaging through the attic. I contemplated looking through her stuff to distract myself, but just sat there, ashamed and a little hopeful.

I think I nodded off, the comfy blanket around me, her scent still lingering.

My eyes focused again on her black dress, with some shinier pieces underlining her form.

She walk up to me, putting a blindfold on my eyes. She brought my hands to feel some leathery garments around her. Then she told me she was gonna rape my ass with all her old gramma stuff, then we'll all have fun in Belair.

>>688968375
[email protected]

Does OP give her the ol' lickeroo? I need to know!

>>688970270
Can confirm it works, if ur too much of a puss to go to the gym get some cheap dumbells off ebay and work out at home, it's all about mentality

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>>688970283
>I'm a kid

>>688970230
hay i'm just using copy past-fu thank OP, he's doing all the work.

>>688970347
bad b8 m8

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>>688970347

Is there any good 4chan apps?

>>688969858
I enjoy sad endings, it reminds me of how life is. it's all good every now and then but in the end, everyone dies. oddly I find that beautiful.

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>>688970347

Im fucking dead yo
top kek

>>688970347
Op doesn't reply that fast faggot

I-is op ded?

>>688968375

just checking if u got cause other thread 404'd
[email protected]

>>688970477
you know people lie right...but still about those balloons tho buy me some m8?

>>688970605
Yea, buy merlin browser. Webms n shit work for iphone

>>688970594
its b8 m8
Sentence too short, structure is off

>>688970347
That's just rude.

>>688969545
Guys we're already at 100 replies, maybe slow it down so we don't need to make a third thread?

Elisa never judged me. She never called me a faggot. She cried and rubbed my back and held me, her perfect, pale, naked form pressed against me, and she tearfully kissed my cheek, and told me she was so sorry he hurt me and she said it didn't matter if I couldn't do it, as long as I still loved her.

We cried together for a long time and we laid down under her covers cuddling, her still nude, her hand up my shirt caressing my chest.

She reassured me, and she apologized for her insensitivity.

when I got ready to go home that night, she gave me my christmas presents and told me she wanted to see me tomorrow.

For a short time, I refused to do anything more than touch her because I felt humiliated and I was pretty put out about disappointing her sexually. But of course, horniness conquered everything else and New Years Eve I found myself in a similar position.

I asked my mom if I could spend NYE at Jake's, and she said yes. So I immediately went to Elisa's house.

we were cuddling on her bed, two hours from midnight. And we began to make out.

This was unlike any previous time we had kissed. Elisa was taking charge. She was pushing me to go further. and before I knew it, she was naked as the day she was born, lying on her back, begging me to kiss her and touch her.

Things proceeded much the same as before, with me kissing every inch of her, except for her pussy (I hadn't learned that you could do that yet). I loved the way her body quivered at my touch. God, every moan that escaped her lips was like heaven to me.

But I felt disheartened again as I pulled out my limp dick. I sighed and looked down but she grabbed my head and asked me to cuddle beside her. As I did, she took my hand, and blushing she brought it to her soft, smooth mound.

"It's ok," she said. "You can use your hands."

>>688969829
I think im going to go play one its 5:30 here and I can't sleep

>>688970747
No he's just writing the parts out.
It's not pre-typed and he's a slow typer, so this is likely gonna go on a few threads.

>>688970270
Its not only about your look mate, but you going out, forcing you to know more people, that makes you gain more confidence, the worst thing you can do is stay at home alone, trust me, im used to be like you, until a depression hits me hard, so i decide to move out and change everything, now im about to marry and have a children, maybe one day i will share my story here (my english sux right now)

The thing is, dont be afraid of change, move and fight for what you want

>>688970477
nigga, i was a talking baby with autism that didn't know the ABCs but knew binary the other night. this board is full of liars.

>>688971025
Kek

>>688970893

Not even just being around other people, change the way you think about other people. Strive to become the kind of person who just doesn't care what others think of them.

http://youtu.be/WxZov_m9vVU

>>688970790

If you can't use your winky, don't forget that you have a pinky.

>>688968375
[email protected]

>>688970790
wish i could say it could happen m8, but it wont. your story has too many interested anons. that and we are all bumping because this is fucking gold.

>>688970754
Im currently using android and im using the Internet browser for this and i was wondering if there's better options

>>688970790
Have to point out that the thread will 404 if we dont bump, and with your current typing speed its going to be several hours

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Yo hat's off to "Tyler Cleveland" updating the Google doc copy. Yo da bes.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r0OOMgs5xgNhoL9dodXS3iuXFKG1txVoYPMKcY0GGk0/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>>688970790
But what was the Christmas present op? What was in the box???

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>>688970790

Get 'em OP!

he's more than a slow typer

>I pulled out my limp dick
KEK

>>688971271
Not sure about android stuff, sorry man

>>688970811
stay well anon.

>>688971363
kek

>>688971271
They used to have the Clover app on the play store, I managed to get it before it was removed

>>688970790
best story on b i've read in a long while. I wont stop bumping, bro

>>688970790
OP, I've been on this board for over ten years, this is without a doubt one of the best threads/stories I have read here.

>inb4 oldfag

>>688971325
i have insomnia and autism i I'm not going anywhere

>>688968375
[email protected]

>>688971519
Same here bro, he's brilliant

>>688971719
I saw a thread last about 8 hours once

I know there's a few apps on the spp store but idk if those are actually good or not or maybe better than the internet browser

GIVE ME MORE STORY DAMN YOU OP!!!

>>688971826
If we keep this up we're gonna need a 3rd thread

>>688971519

You made me think about how long I've been here. I guess 7-8 or so years. I agree though, this is a top tier post. Is there still an archive site we can keep this on?

>>688971219
like any of us gives a fuck. this is probably heavy shit for OP so STFU or bump gleefully.

>>688971719
Fair enough
Will try and samefag less.
Probably accounting for about 25 posts in this thread alone

Anyone got a good playlist to listen to while reading this.

bumping for moar

Goddamn, hurry up with the typing!!!

Op I don't mean to be rude but, how much longer is your story?

>>688972006

The Spotify "e-float" playlist is great anytime.

>>688972006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-xv-X1hs-U
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Q-cI4RE5s

>>688971353
Oh my god I completely forgot to tell you guys! She hand-made me a scarf and I bought her these Victorian style Gothic gloves to match her dresses. Sorry, I forgot to say that. Those gloves are actually somewhat relevant!

>>688970790

I held Elisa close and felt her body shiver in pleasure against me as i rubbed her warm, wet lips.

I explored, and she guided me to her tight pink hole and held onto me as I pushed my finger inside.

It was hard at first, but I eventually found an angle and rhythm that worked and fingered her, listening to her whimper and moan and breathe into my ear, feeling her body writhe in bliss and feeling her hands cling to me.

I got hard fingering her, but I knew it would falter if I stopped even for a moment so I simply pressed on, happy to be able to bring her some pleasure.

She let out a particularly loud moan and whined happily, almost purring as she climaxed, and as she finished I took my hand from her and she buried her face in my chest, telling me she loves me immensely and that I was so amazing.

we cuddled for a long time and celebrated the new year with a kiss, and as we pulled away, she tentatively reached for my limp dick and started tugging on it very gently.

I told her it wouldn't get hard, and she kissed my cheek and whispered "I just wish I could make you feel as good as I feel."

Afterwards we focused on her pleasure, I fingered her a lot. But I could tell she wanted more. She always tried playing with my dick, and sometimes she would get it to half chub or even fully erect but it would go soft again in her hands.

She wrapped her big boobs around it a few times but not even that could get it to operate. it was like trying to start a 30 year old car with 10 year old gas.

Other than the failings in the sex department, our relationship was perfect. We were a lovey-dovey couple, the kind you roll your eyes at when you see them because they can't seem to keep their hands off of each other.

>>688972072
you can't rush perfection, let op type

OP, if you don't mind, could you post a picture of Elisa?

>>688972136
My apologies, I am just a bit tired

>>688972136
tylar cleavland: i recommend you move the text
>She hand-made me a scarf and I bought her these Victorian style Gothic gloves to match her dresses.
to right after she gave him a gift...just my 2 cents

>>688972110
Fuck, OP i can sense Jake coming in and fucking Elisa somewhere along the road

>>688972110
well i'm glad someone is making googledoc of this imma have to check it later since i need to go to work

>>688972401
Don't ruin the magic you cuck! If none of this is real, I never want to find out!

>>688972596
NEVER!!

>>688972596
same

>>688972596
this

>>688972596
So much this

>>688972110
Ever tryed visiting a psychologist about your flat d? Also been expecting the blue pills on the fake last part, might as well do the trick, fuck psychology if you can just drug yourself kek

>>688972401
it'll be better if op posts a picture of him and Elisa together at the end. Happy Happy

>>688972442
Go to bed man, there's a google doc that's updated pretty quickly. Or just go to sleep AND MISS OUT BEING ACTUALLY HERE

Jesus OP, your dick is one hell of a selfish prick. You gave it the gold mine of all gold mines and it doesn't even budge.

>>688972519
Please dont let it end like this or any bad way because this shit will make me feel sad and like a piece of shit

>>688972741
DONT TELL OP TO GO TO SLEEP

Official old fag here, haven't had a thread like this in a while, OC or not you have my attention.

>>688972110
I experience hella dysfunction, and this part really hit me. It makes me feel worthless that I can't give my partner what she wants 80% of the time. I contemplated killing myself once. And this might sound bad, but I wish there was a reason for it, like being raped. But I dont think there is, so I'm just less than everyone else.

>>688972741
Yeah that's what I don't want to do
As an added bonus that was the first fucking captcha without mountians

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>>688972806
That's not OP.
Jesus dude.

>>688968375
[email protected]

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>not OP

>>688972837
Go get some professional help. Clinics and stuff for ED is becoming really common now because while it's not dangerous, it's definitely a crippling disability that is treatable.

>>688972826
How many years since we have threads like this one?? I can't even remember...

so glad i found this thread this morning. Goodspeed, OP

>>688972837
Stop masturbating if you do that even the slightest, don't look at porn, and don't force it. If there isn't something like being raped that triggered it than i'll bet it's because you were exposed to too much porn as a kid

>>688972837
Shit happens to me too, its about confidence, at least for me

almost 6 in the morning but I don't give a fuck

>>688973199
kek is that possible oh god

>>688972072
It's getting there. We're over the half-way hump now but there's a lot of ground to cover still. I'm sorry, but it helps me remember the details better if I tell the story chronologically.

>>688972110
Jake continued to bounce from girl to girl, as usual, but he and I continued to be close friends.

Eventually Jake ran into some troubles of his own. Somehow he had gotten into a fight with a guy from a different school. It wasn't a big deal, Jake was fine, but he told me that it wasn't over. He was right.

We were at the park playing basketball. The girls watched from the bench and we were playing, 4 guys in total and 3 girls watching.

3 big guys came up to us and started causing trouble. Jake tensed up. He said that was the guy. The one in the middle. Tall, brown hair, thick arms, but a bit dim.

it was his friends that had me concerned.

They were big guys. Bigger than Jake.

They started talking a lot of shit, and Jake told them to fuck off. Things started to heat up. The guys got in his face.

Suddenly one of them threw a punch. It was 3 against just Jake.

I turned to my friends. I looked back at the girls.

The guys and the girls all took off, only Elisa and I stayed.

I watched them throw Jake to the ground. And I charged in.

I shoved one to the ground and just started swinging like crazy.

I want to say we kicked their asses, we fought them off like heroes.

Truth is, I'd never been in a real fist fight and Jake was already pretty hurt.

They beat the fuck out of us. They beat me so bad I woke up in a hospital. They broke my nose and cracked two ribs. Jake managed to get out of it without getting too badly messed up.

But he felt guilty. He and Elisa were right there when I woke up. As she was crying and hugging me and kissing my hand, I saw tears in Jake's eyes.

"Why didn't you run?" He asked.

I looked him right in the eye. "You're my best friend. I'm sorry I couldn't win."

"Bruce Lee couldn't win with those odds dude."

>>688973199
Srly? Is this a thing? This can explain everything

>>688973302
Nope. Im about to fap celebrating the new day

>>688973351
>"Bruce Lee couldn't win with those odds dude."

Yo fuck jake, he don't know shit.

>>688968375
[email protected]

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>>688970347
Better than any ending op will make up

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>>688973351
Thanks for staying with us op

>>688973637
>likes Dark Tower
>born on Christmas

Go to bed Anon.

>>688973351
You're my new favourite anon, OP

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>>688973615
Made me laugh more than it should have.

>>688973239
>>688973199
>>688973061
I dont really masterbate. And Ive been with multiple people and really enjoy it, so I dont think its a confidence thing :\ I guess I'll figure it out eventually. Every doctor ive been to has literally dismissed me and saying its guys in their mid 20s shouldn't experience this, and it will go away. But its been 7 years now, and nobody who can actually help me believes me. RIP my future of happy and successful relationships

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>>688973755
Not OP but I apreciate your appreciation for OP. Have a lolitaish cat.

>>688972837
Maybe you have a problem with your heart. I am not joking. You should check with your doctor.

>>688973900
Oh fuck that is cute

>>688973351
OP, my father was a martial artist that grew up in slums of Asia. He'd tell me stories of people fighting, fighting with knives, fighting with machetes, sticks. He told me tales of his triumph in a local Boxing match, where he got to dance with a pageant girl or something. and that was all when he was young.
He grew up learning a few more things, joining the US marines, learning a few more things, getting into street fights.
I grew up learning martial arts, among other things.
I barely got to use my skills, and weapons were usually the better option.
All they were really good for was when my friends and I would fight each other for entertainment.
I wish I could've honorably used my skill for a friend like that.

>>688973900
I appreciate your appreciation for my appreciation of op
Thanks for the cat m8

>>688968375
[email protected]
ty

And now I sleep

>>688973831
If you found a girl that loves you for real, its going to be a succeful relationship mate, no matter what

>personal experience

>>688974034
Where's your gift image anon

>>688974074
This

Are we gonna need a new thread guise?

>>688974179
Probably

>>688974179
Still got a good 60 posts left before then.

>>688974179
Almost certainly, but not yet.

>>688974094
On phone, so I have basically nothing, sorry

>>688974179
Yes, but who cares, this is gold

I know this is /b/ but fuck sake this shit can not be real.

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fuck I'm so tired and I wanna sleep, I know the google doc will still be there and updated when i wake up but i wanna be here


Op you've kept me awake this long, keep it up <3

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>>688974094
Here's a gift in Anons place.

Fuck I can't stay awake anymore. Good luck with your story OP, it is the best one I have seen since the one that ends with monkey island

>>688974395
no one cares faggot, suspension of disbelief is what makes these stories great

>>688972837
The guys here are giving great advice man. And hey, don't worry about it. It's not the end of the world, you can do it. you could even try something like a strap on, though I know that might feel a bit humiliating for you. But just remember, if you have a partner then she understands and she loves you either way.

>>688973351

I stayed in the hospital an extra day, and because of that, my parents met Elisa's grandmother.

They talked for a bit and seemed to get along well, and agreed that when I'm in better shape they should do a dinner thing.

Honestly, the next few weeks weren't too eventful while I healed. The guys who attacked us were satisfied with kicking our asses and left us alone, and Elisa spent most of her time at my house being my cute little nurse.

After I was healed though, our families got together and we did dinner. My mom prodded into Elisa's family life a bit and looked like a bitch of an asshole when she was told where Elisa's parents here, but otherwise, it went smoothly.

Some time later, while at Elisa's house playing around with photography, she turned to me, blushing.

"You know, I've been thinking about our little... problem... and I might have an idea!"

Boys, that was the night I found out that I was, without a doubt, NOT GAY.

She had us both strip nude, and I touched her a bit to get her going, then she told me to lay on my back and just relax. she make out with me a bit, then she started to kiss down my neck, sending shivers all throughout my body.

She pressed her breasts against me as she kissed down my collarbone and licked my nipples, and kissed down my belly, my boner switching on and off at record speeds. She kissed down to my half chub and just rubbed it and kissed it a little, then she moved on down to my thighs. Basically she just went up and down my body, pausing for kisses and cuddles, not focusing her attention solely on my dick.

For me, it was my anxiety, nerves, ptsd, and other things combined.

>>688968375
[email protected]
Made the faggiest gmail i could.

>>688968375
[email protected]

>>688968375
[email protected]

thank you, god

>>688968375
[email protected]

(not my real name)

this girl is as real as your waifu you faggots

Anon, you aren't related to Adam by any chance are you? Or Adam himself? If not then completely ignore me.

>>688974730
I think that's already established, noone gives one tho.

>>688968375
[email protected]
Thanks

Will OP get over his ED?
Will Jake ever fuck OP?
Does Elisa have a secret penis?
Find out next thread on dragon ball Z

>>688974500
>implying you were gay for getting with the best tits /b/ ever heard

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>>688974730

Can someone help me get this cuck out of here?

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>>688974730
Say it ain't so nigga

Pls OP faster!

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>>688974866

>>688974866
Gold, sir.

>>688974866
kek

>>688974730
I don't have a waifu, I'm too dead inside for that.

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>>688974730

I think we can all agree at this point, real or not, we're just in it for the story now.
This has got me on the edge of my damn seat.

Please OP mail it to. Me!
[email protected]

Alright op, we got about 30 replies left.
Might as well start anew

>>688975127
Is pure gold, and in summer, incredible