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Dick rate thread show what ya got
>>688961012
Where in the picture is the dick?
Can you circle in red?
How's this
>>688961012
7/10
>>688961940
7.5/10
itt: faggots staring at each other's cocks
the only reason to ask random men on 4chan to rate your cock is because you're insecure as fuck and you want to be told it's not small
it's small. deal w/ it faggots.
>>688961012
clean. 8/10
How's mine?
>>688962318
>being this mad
rate me
I wish my dick was missing skin
>>688962923
Wasn't*
>>688962923
pic quality 3/10
dick quality 7.5/10
>>688963047
Mid tier android with shitty camera
But thanks for r8
There are some very nice dicks here. ;)
Wait am I supposed to get hard? Is it cold in here?
hello
Looking for any bros that wanna snapchat. Will rate your cock. Send me your cock on snapchat. You can rate mine if you want. We can swap ex gfs nudes and personal gfs nudes
r8 pls
>chub
>>688964035
Easy 8.5/10
>>688964436
Thanks babe
please rate mine...
>>688964812
No homo bromo
>>688962699
underrated cock
Sack r8 too?
Rate me
>>688965452
show head
>>688965561
Easy 10/10
>"rate me?"
>covers 60% of their chode with their hand
>>688964976
bb pls
>>688966098
I don't full gay bruh
Just took this
>>688966388
that was a joke, im just playing dude. no homo. choo-choo
>>688966392
7.5-8.
Personally if it was cleanly shaved then 8.5-9 but still good regardless
>>688966661
I know dude
Cool I found one of these threads!
>>688965561
>>688961012
ew too hairy
>>688967066
9/10, would kiss
>>688966951
would worship/10 (9)
>>688962318
Wew lad
>>688961940
good god, this penis is essentially the face of a parent watching his child vaporize during nagasaki.
the sadness from even glancing at your cock is overwhelming... gay or straight, how do you even get laid without your partner weeping as your awful, withered, baby-turnip dick gingerly flops out of your pants?
stop posting baby cocks.
>>688961940
Ew too shiny
>>688967066
7.5
>>688967303
post your cock then faggot
>>688962254
it's the most atrocious dick i, or anyone, has ever seen.
it's way too small - like the pink finger of a tiny monkey as it points into the gaping maw of a hyena (shaking, scared, and way out of its depth).
>>688966951
7/10
>>688967066
7.5/10
>>688967240
5.5/10
>>688967646
forgot image
>>688967843
9. nice balls ;)
>>688967398
if you hate my judgement then you shouldn't have posted your horrible cock on a dick rate thread.
i came on here to judge, as was the title. problem?
>>688967755
What the fuck!? The head looks like a fucking worm! Did you take a knife to your urethra?
>also, cut, so mutant.
>>688962699
Uncut philistine. Your dick looks like a mushroom.
>>688967898
ty anon
i like it when people like my balls, some people say they look dumb lol
>>688967755
i don't think i could have seen a worse dick. not only is it horrifically small, but it looks like it was burned in some isis honor acid attack.
i would cry, but there's no more tears left after gazing at your pathetic penis.
>>688967988
>uncut
>philistine
Someone does not know history.
>>688968093
i like them. 10/10 this time. ;)
>>688967977
t-thanks anon
>>688968093
you have terrible balls. small, low, pathetic - they remind me of two small sparrow eggs awkwardly twisted in a wet, paper bag.
god, you have atrocious genitalia.
>>688968201
You, apparently.
>>688968272
id let you suck them if you wanted
>>688968283
9/10 great dick
dont listen to the shitposters
>>688968361
:(
>>688967924
Wasn't my cock that was posted, just don't see the point in talkin shit on a dick if the dick isnt all that terrible, for fucks sake OPs is 3 inches
>>688968283
stop posting your horrible penis. it makes me sad to be a man to see such pathetic, beta, limp-worm attempts at a dick.
you have a truly awful penis... and balls.
>>688968503
yes plz. waiting for the invite. ;)
>>688968468
David took their foreskins.
>>688968524
so, we all now know you are wrong and possibly retarded. good luck, op. i'll continue on with my opinions.
>>688968675
are you a qt?
have you posted your dick on here?
>>688968859
wrong how? lmfao, you still haven't posted your own cock. whatever man, you do you
>>688962318
>dick r8 is gay
>you're all fags
>is posting in a dick r8 thread
>>688968503
sorry, but everything about your genitals makes the world an awful place.
i mean, i'm genuinely angry about how sad and pathetic your penis/balls are.
horrible, sad, limp, tiny dick and balls.
>>688968935
my SC is StrydePost. Add me and send a dick pic so i know its u, and i'll send back a face snap and dick. ;)
>>688969118
Is your credit score low?
>>688969118
jesus, if your dick were a car it would be a moped.
something that isn't what it should be and tragically underexposed.
awful dick.
>>688969078
this is a dick rate thread, friend. i'm rating them as i see them.
you must truly be stupid if your getting this angry. ignore my comments and move on, as per the whole "dick rate thread" thing.
jesus, some people have a third chromosome and think they're an xmen or something.
>>688969219
sorry i dont have snap, you got a kik or a throwaway email?
>>688969531
yh kik is 7un147
>>688969446
notice how i didn't comment on >>688969531 repeated postings of his horrible, flabby, grotesque penis? it's because it's a dick rate thread.
he's trying to hook up with a dude and it wasn't my place.
seriously, man "dick rate thread." that's my rating.
you must be spacial.
>>688969531
Yo how do i get balls that nice man wtf do you do mines don't hang that low :(
rate rate rate
>>688970259
idk man i think its because i live in a warm climate
rate me please
Rate?
>>688970334
Pull back foreskin
