Cant explain why I know it just came to me...

learn to swim, I'll see you down in arizona bay

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>>688944005
I will pray my hardest that it will quickly sever and sink that communist hellhole from the rest of the sane country.

anons I know this is real...

I am in the midwest but an image came to me....the west coast is going to suffer a huge quake...

>>688945226
Hopefully right before the presidential election

Can you feel my dick up in u...it's coming

remember what I said.....please

>>688944418
It better not happen yet, I just spent $760 on tickets to see them in October.

joke al you want a great loss of life is about to happen

suck a wet fart.... y'all hear me

I hope I am wrong....

>>688944005
>>688944168
>>688944902
>>688945838
>>688946052
Drama queen much?

>>688946131
Please I am serious...not a troll

>>688946393
I hope youre right

I want no fame...this vision just hit me I must speak

>>688945760
please just remember I told you

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>>688946663
>this vision just hit me I must speak
on 4chan
on /b/

>>688946663
Roll quads and ill believe you

>>688944005

northern or southern California?

if it's southern CA, fuck 'em. If it's northern, that's bad.

this event will happen in the next 11 days....fuck me this is crazy

Cascades? Portland? Seattle?

>>688947087
I dont know all I know is the number 11 and the west coast of the us

>>688947001
I hope I can laugh after this as well

>>688947040
lets see if quads speak I dont know

>>688947101
>this event will happen in the next 11 days
>all I know is the number 11
oh my god op, could it be--TODAY THE 11TH???

My name is Ron G...I'm in Missouri and its real...not a dream , drugs or alcohol....wow im freaking out

>>688947255
11 what?

>>688947459
either today or 11 days from now I dont know...seriously the numer 11 was prominent

>>688947803
lets hope Im wrong

this is not bait...I'm an acientfag

>>688947930
I hope you are right, I live in California and I miss the earthquakes we used to have.

>>688947930
Do you practice divination? How did you come to this?

they just had a small quake in CA yesterday, didn't they?

>>688948067
I use to live in Cali in Edgemont in 69

>>688948085
I wish I could explain it

>>688948204
I live where Urinal Cakes were invented

>>688948045
>acient

>>688948178
dont know?

>>688948341
lulz...

>>688948356
old as fuck

hey look hope I'm senile...but its real

>>688948465
>ancient
Jesus, if you're so old, I would think you'd have figured out how to spell

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>>688948425
Muahahahaha

I have an infitiy for predicying the future...my family has disowned me because I'm always right...afer years alone I started being able to see things...joke all you want its ok it freaks me out

>>688948655
I swing a hammer for a living not a secretary...sorry

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>>688948553
You do realize we all know you're either mentally unstable or a troll and are making fun of you, right?
>Patiently waiting for another "calm" reply about how you are hundreds of years old and to believe you about something you couldn't possibly know.

>>688948821
If you can see the future, who is gonna win the election kek

>a big quake is about to happen
>implying we don't expect it every week
We know where we live you stupid faggot.
I just hope it sets off yellowstone so we can '2012' the rest of you fucks.

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>>688948370

I'm 404ing this thread...heard it here first

Its creepy how there are 11 ppl posting in this thread. And 11 says..

>>688944005
I hope the USA goes down.. Worst country there is.

>>688949225
Hahahaha, now it'a 13 bitch

>>688945226
Call in on Coast-To-Coast.

>>688949290
You only say that out of Jealousy

>>688944005
its HAARP, man made, someone wants you to die

Bay Area or the more doomed So Cal

>>688948700
>What is sidewinder, Alex
I'll take The Penis Mightier for $200

>>688949423
oh no! thats where I live. OMG please save me

>>688944005
I hope you are too or at least I hope that me or my loved ones don't get hurt.

>>688949099
80% chance the elections will not go as planned. Whatever happens, it will be terribly interesting

>>688944005
geologist master race here ya your wrong. ama

>>688949225
17

seriously I hope this just ends up lulz...I predicting it and that would be a first

Hey fuck off back to godlikeproductions faggot

Fortunately for me i am a contractor. I could fix anything in my house, cept like tvs and glass and shit. Everyones misfortune would skyrocket my prices and cashflow, aka good for me. Wost case i die and its still good for me cause i aint gotta worry about me house.

>>688949423
(OP) I believe you it's been building for months the west coast is gonna have a big earthquake millions will die!

>>688944005
Lol, you think you can predict natural disasters

ITT: We ask about more god like predicctions

>>688949825
I hope not....it also scares me that if I am right who will find me and want to know how I knew

>>688949834
>"Natural"

>>688949834
no I dont...it was an aborition if thats the right word

>>688949665
>seriously I hope this just ends up lulz
Don't worry, it won't.
>I predicting it and that would be a first
I predict that an earthquake will strike the west coast in the near future. I see a number.....12. I had a vision too

>>688949825
11 month perhaps, if Donald wins it ends for us all

like i give a shit. as long as its not a major quake along the new madrid fault. then im fucked

>>688950028
Jesus had 12 desciples...

Just the numer 11 is the part I cant answer...please joke all you want just remember when it happen I said it please

you faggs have a geologist in this thread who specialized in seismic stress at UCR ask away

>>688950097
new madrid is close to me as well anon.....

Ron G in missouri if it happens I will be in the news

>>688950224
Are Diamonds the worlds strongest metal?

I hope not....this is surreal people...fuck

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>>688950160
We're not pretending we're jesus are we?

>>688950468
not a metal

>>688950468
death metal is the worlds strongest metal

>>688950224
>ask away

Are you a geologist who specializes in seismic stress at UCR?

>>688947040
This otherwise it's fake and gay

>>688950526
I have visions from time to time about people I know and I tell them and they freak and hate me because it always comes tru...hope im wrong seriously

>>688950595
Is salt a metal?

>>688950791
no i studied there and that place is a piece of shit if a big one was ever to happen that place would be the first to go

>>688950224
is this earthquake real life?

>>688950791
no I'm a carpenter for 35 yrs

>>688950922
no

>>688947803
11 million years

>>688950940
I hope I am wrong

>>688950940
earthquake is real life ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>688951000
lets hope

>>688950975
The correct answer was yes

A bad thing will happen in this general area...
I hope I'm wrong, don't want to say I told you so or anything.

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>>688950665
You are correct

>>688944005
Just because we had a 5.something yesterday night, doesn't mean the big one is coming today....

Welcome to California.

listen a major earthquake is going to hit the west coast of the united states and the numer 11 has something to do with it, thats all i know....

>>688951168
I'm no old I remember the Landers and Northrige quakes , fuck that I remember the San Francisco Quake

joke fuck around make a fucking mem.....it a vision i seen

Ron G in missouri.....remember that

>>688944005
these titties bounce to predict
http://www.streamboobs.com/bigbootyqueenz/

>>688950160
Deciple has 7 letters

I'm 404 dont care not bait....done

>>688951361
you been hitting the jet too hard momma murphy

>>688951542

Eww nigger

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>>688951361
>joke fuck around make a fucking mem.....it a vision i seen

>>688951687
>momma murphy
obscure fo4 reference

>I hated that cunt

>>688951000
Trips of truth fuck off OP
Inb4
>I hope I'm wrong
>I hope so
You're not fooling anyone

>>688949545
Bay areaa!!!! Reporting in

>>688951838
>obscure fo4 reference
at least you got it

I hated her too 2bh fam, she talked like she was retarded... so did half the residence of the commonwelth

>>688951913
>You're not fooling anyone
not trying to anon

>>688952261
what else you predict right?

Fellow anons I had to say something so that if it happens someboby will say I know this fag that predicted it...that all

>>688952335
if im wrong just another fuckwad in /b/ right?

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>>688952420
Even if it doesn't, I'm still going to tell people that I know this fag that couldn't use proper grammar worth a shit.

>>688952335
I predict that I OP am a faggot

I'm predicting they'll will be a hurricane , somewhere in the USA, between now through October

>>688952643
yeah well I remember when spell ck summer fags were limited to Fagbook...welcom newfag

>>688952649
I call bullshit. You spelled everything correctly.

>>688950468
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

Look I dig /b/ and can roll with it...a major earthquake is going to hit the west coast soon

>>688952956
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>688949290
Nah man, England, they created the US, never forget.

>>688953057
And if it doesn't

>>688953324
then Im bait right?

>>688953435
Oh my god, you are psychic

you /b/tard have never heard this post out of zillions of the same shit posts day after day....this is a feeling a vision...I said I hope I am wrong...I had to say it it is compelling

Hey man look, if it happens it happens. I mean shit happens a lot but as i would say please take time to enjoy life and with your family (probably don't have one) and make sure you make them feel happy and loved before the big one comes for us here in the west coast especially southern cali

>>688953671
>you /b/tard have never heard this post out of zillions of the same shit posts day after day
yes we have and your "OC" is BS

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>>688953598
Which means you're not bait and are the real thing but if you aren't b8 m8 then you aren't...?

>>688953825
nice anon I like that....true about every thing

>>688947087
Hey man I'm in so cal. Fuck you.

I hope you're right. San Francisco needs to reboot. Too many hipsters and rich tech fags fucking things up for us.

>>688950063
>it ends for all of us
>all lf us
>us
Only tax sucking illegals, like you

>>688948178
Yeah it was a 5.2 I felt it. Woke my ass up. It was pretty brief though.

>>688954118
I didnt say Cali (my home state)...west coast

>>688947822
>22
>11+11=22
fuck

look you guys can sage this bitch....jus t threw it out there...meme it carry on i need to see some titts

bruh don't even, we literally just had a 5. something magnitude quake like 60 miles from my house, I'm in San Diego and we felt that shit, everything shook for like 10 whole seconds.

THERE ARE ONLY 11 IMAGES IN THIS THREAD. OP IS RIGHT?

>>688954766
checked

>>688944005

Geologically speaking, a major earthquake WILL hit the western coast of the US. It's not a matter of if, but when.

This is pretty fool-proof as far as "prophecies" go. If it does hit anytime during your lifetime, you can claim your vision was correct.

>>688954974
NO BITCH i'M TALKING WITHIN DAYS

>>688954665
We can't when you insist on bumping it with the same tired "wise old sage" posts

>>688954974
and it has to do with something 11 related

>>688955162
50 years from now is still technically "within days," albeit a great number f days.

I know how you charlatans work.

>>688955177
ok fine....its all yours boys...hear me know believe me later

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>>688955502
>hear me know
good lord

>>688955815
gotta proof read yer posts like fagbook now?

Going to wait for 1:05am again even though i never felt it last night it is 12:33am currently

>>688956521
>Going to wait for 1:05am again even though i never felt it last night
You realize they don't strike at the same time, right?

>>688956521
where at? woke me right the fuck up. kept getting stronger as it went along, so was worried it was going to really hit hard

Quads 4 truth

>>688944538
Amen

I hope youre right

kek Southern Cali here and we just had a 5.2 literally 12 hours ago I shit you not maybe more to come?

great more cuckifornians moving to my state.

>>688957753
wait didn't read thread nvm im faggot

>>688957654
I hope I am not because I have posted this many places and people are going to want to know how the fuck I knew it

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>>688955502
>>688957820

>>688944005
you dont say, OP...

is water wet too?

>>688957820
i want to believe but if true I'm fucked m8

>>688958012
no cheeese pizza ...lurk moar

dubs or above make this prophecy true

>>688956833
Kek

>>688958147
look m8 i dont know if its true....it came to me...and I had to say it thats all I know

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Earthquakes aren't predictable...

I'm lulz at the jokes like everyone else....it was a vision wrong or right

no offense OP, but kill yourself

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>>688958165
>no cheeese pizza
>lurk moar

>>688958567
think about it,,,,,Im not of this world

has nobody here ever seen into the future in one way or another?

>>688958717
How about you be not of this thread.

>>688958272
fuck you

>>688958348
no they arent, but if you are on a major fault line you WILL eventually be hit.

>>688958903
I see in the future..my post ends in a 4...

>>688958974
more please

>>688958988
go away evil dogger

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>>688958717
>Im not of this world
That's right, didn't you say you were from Missouri?

>>688958348
I mean yeah but premonition isn't conventional logic.
There's literally nothing to prove or disprove his statement other than the fact that this is /b/ so nothing here is true.


On a side note before the quake hit I was dreamin something can't remember now (it was rudely interrupted) but I swear there was something about earthquakes or natural disaster or some shit. I dunno. Maybe that was just something I imagined because I woke up, still half asleep during a quake

>>688959071
It takes a large amount of energy..please..let me regain my strength. Youll see me soon.

IS THIS JEFFEREY BRYAN DAVIS!?

>>688958974
The fuck.

>>688959182
kek..originally from Cali

it will happen in 14-7 hours prepare i am the prophet

am i safe in oregon or still fucked?
i don't want my house to fall on me.

>>688954029
Well there was a quake last night at 1:04

look /b/ros I know its out there but this was something I had to say....this post has had more hits than any post I've made in 4 yrs....not kidding

>>688959444
Please..dont imitate us.

8.

>>688959444
:O the prophet is real checked

>>688959625
Faggot you failed guessing your post number

>>688959444
>it will happen in 14-7 hours
>14-7 hours
wat

>>688959598
Then you're probably a faggorino

>>688959648
I wasnt trying to.....

7.

>>688959598
>but this was something I had to say
You're still going?

>>688959838
14-7=7

prophet speaks in parables.

>>688944005
God, please do major damage to California

Sincerely, anon

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>>688944005
Good thing I'm not in the west

>>688944005
I get virtigo, nauseating spins and weak in the legs everytume a quake 2.5 or higher hits. I have no documents proving it but it happened twice in front of my doctor and my kids doctor. They wanted to run tests. Fuck no. I ain't gunna be some xfiles shit.

>>688960129
Then all the survivors will move east and federal money will go west to rebuild

>>688959444

Jersey fag here.
Hahahahahahaha hehehehe hahahahahahahaha hohohoho.

*fist pumps to infinite*

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>>688944418
Annon are you god?

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I can predict... THE FUTURE

Its going to fucking happen...im so fucked

>>688960336
That's the best part, I'm not praying to leave any survivors

>>688944418
nice Tool reference.

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>>688959598
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!1!1 IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT N-N-N-N-NOW. YOU WERE R-R-R-R-RIGHT ALL ALONG, I W-W-W-W-WILL TELL -E-E-E-E-E-EVERYONE I KNOW THAT -Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-OU TRIED TO W-W-W-W-WARN US

>>688960802
XD...you fuckwad