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Sexting thread, with a twist Doubles: "So, why haven't
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Sexting thread, with a twist

Doubles: "So, why haven't we fucked yet?"
Trips: The above message and a dick pic
Quads: Both of the above to the last female relative you spoke to.

Pic related, genuine win from last thread.
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rollll
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rollan
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Roooooll
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>>688939800
lets see it
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i'll try it
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Rekterino
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Osama Bin Winnnin
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Kek I'm game
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>>688938741
KYS
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This is gold.

>rollling.webm
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>>688941477
yo fml
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I'll try again
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>>688938741
Only rolling once
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>>688939800
If you don't deliver, you're a faggot.
If you deliver, we judge if it was worth you delivering.

>deliver faggot.
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>>688941477
>>688939800
Surely he will deliver
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>>688941557
Damn almost trips. That deserves another roll
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It's hella foggy in here
Or is it not foggy?
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>>688938741
Rollleen
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>>688941566
>>688941477
>>688939800
Are you not entertained?
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>>688941722
Witnessed
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>>688941788
AHH FUCK
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>>688941788
same to you m8
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>>688941661
that is one close trips. congrats.
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>>688941833
check em bitch
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Rolling for the sake of my cock
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>>688938741
Roll
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>>688938741
Rollerererererereno baby
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>>688938741
This thread is dildos
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>>688942110
Niggas cant beat these singles.
Also,
>Implying this is a roll
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>>688938741
roll
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I'll do it regardless
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>>688941477
Is me

Tfw no reply
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Pack in the bags OP is fag
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Check these
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No one ever delivers in these threads
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>>688942288
Well fuck. Hopefully gf doesn't find out
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>>688942383
Re-roll?
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>>688941477
is me
>>688942355
are you fucking kidding me right now?
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>>688942443
Re-re-rolling
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>>688942553
Off by one
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>>688942355
Double delivers for you
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>>688942553
bro you know that if you want to, you can just send this shit to people. you dont need the blessing of your post number
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rollin my dude
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>>688942383
>>688942443
>>688942553
>>688942607
>>688942689
Doing it amyways
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Rollerino
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>>688938741
Roll
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roll ONLY ONCE
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Dont roll
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keep rollin rollin rollin
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>>688942894
Welp
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>>688943363
LOL
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>>688943363
rekt/10
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>>688943363
Say.. if I had money and a nice car then would you?
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>>688943363
>MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
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>>688943363
kek, good attempt though anon
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>>688943363
Well played m8
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>>688943363
top kek
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Rolll
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>>688943363
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welp fuck
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>>688943363
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>>688938741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
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>>688943767
Say how about when I'm rich you gold digging selfish slut
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>>688943767
laugh it off, don't apologise, don't play it off, just laugh
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>>688943767
>>688943363
Say: you didn't answer my question.
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dubs wont post, /thread?
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>>688944000
nah fuck laughing it off, my bad, listen to trips
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>>688944000
trips of truth
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>>688944000
Like this?
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>>688944000
Finally
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>>688944000
TRIPS
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>>688944159
nice
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>>688943363
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>>688944159
A+ shit right here thanks for not being a faggot
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fuck it rolling
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>>688944159
Fucking legend
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>>688943363
fucking gold
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>>688944159
What now
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Here we go...
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gg
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rollerina
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>>688944622
Dubss
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This shit is boring, get in here this will be good

twitch
>>>688943454

Tiny is
/anon
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>>688944000
Damn
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>>688944717
you'd sound much better with my dick down your throat
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>>688944800
Deliver
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>>688944717
What is your relation to this woman?
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>>688938741
>Mademoiselle
Can you get any more fedora tipping neckbeard than this?
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>>688944800
Deliver u faggot whore
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They see me rollin
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>>688944717
send dick pic
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>>688945033
Local girl at the Uni, also in ROTC with me
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>>688945147
^^^^
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>>688945256
>ROTC
well that explains the roid rage reaction
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>>688945256
send her a dick pic
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>>688944717
You mean an upset female dog who think that my contributions to this conversation are not considered to be purposeful and true and you are curios as to whom I may be?
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>>688945256
What school?
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>>688944717
what the fuck does that last response even mean?
I expected a weeb response due to the moonrunes but that little chink is talking like a nigger.
Do chink-niggers exist?
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>>688944739
Moar
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>>688945485
Kinda hesitant to because she'll bitch to the staff
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>>688944717

she seems like a cunt. good on you for delivering though
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>>688945616
yeah nvm might be too extreme
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>>688945533
Winrar. You should plug "why haven't we fucked yet" into google translate and send it all moon-runey
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>>688944739
>expecting a reply at one o'clock in the morning
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>>688945734
I'll do a good pickup line or someshit
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>>688945616
You've done enough work tonight Anon. Good shit on the delivery. You may take your leave
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>>688945549
Badar?
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>>688944717
Your man slave who wants to suck on your shoe heels.
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>>688944622
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>>688945858
sounds good but at this point you can stop anytime cause you delivered
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>>688945855
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It's only 11 where I live.
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Check my quints
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>>688945982
keep us posted
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>>688945815
o shit... I didn't even realize.

Here's "why haven't we fucked yet" in Hiroshima-Gook.
なぜ我々はまだ犯されていません
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>>688946177
>>688946188
winrar
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What do do
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Roll but gonna do it anyways
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>>688945616
Say. "o shit someone stole my toilet seat" w/ pic related
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>>688944739
>>688945549
oh shit
>>688945855
We were already talking
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Rolly
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>>688943363
kek
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>>688946271
"No just genuinely wondering"
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>>688946177
I like to go all the way
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>>688945888
but you're just getting started my friend
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>>688946313
>>688945616

do it do it do it do it do it
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>>688946271
No, I am fly.
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>>688946316
she clearly wants your dick just put it in her
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>>688946316
damn dude ur in already

she wants it
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>>688944717
send dick pic with "bad bitch want this dick?"
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>>688946271
FELLAS I NEED A WITTY REPLY
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Keep on trying
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>>688946316
>We were already talking
faggot
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>>688946316
say "idk i dream about it alot tho"
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>>688946312
This one already looks bad
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>>688946316
Holy shit anon, keep us updated
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>>688946316
jackpot faggot
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>>688946255
>winrar
unfucking believable

>>688946446
godspeed nigga. no more dubs from me
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>>688946513
High on your beauty
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>>688946446
>>688946177
nigger her name is in korean
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Aint no dubs for me bih
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>>688946313
rolling for
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>>688938741
URHGAHAHGHGHGGHHGHGGH
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>>688946271
"are you? answer my question"
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>>688943363

a girl threatened to beat you up
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HERE I COME
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>>688946316
Well well well
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>>688946316
She want it. Tell her you're going to answer honestly so she has to. Of course you want to
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>>688946316
Damn son
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>>688946608
>nigger her name is in korean
lol step the fuck back you punk ass weeb. Like I can fucking tell the difference between sets of moon runes.
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>>688946316
It depends on what you have to offer. High fives do not count.
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>>688946316
dont fuck this up anon
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Rolling.exe
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>>688946312
fuck happened to her head? looks like a bloated asshole
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>>688946974
fail.jpg
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>>688946806
>>688946806
THIS.
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About 5 years ago i lost my virginity to a girl I knew because of the text "why haven't we fucked yet"

Good times. Thank you /b/
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>>688946872
murica! pew pew pew
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>>688946608
kpop faggot
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>>688947079
These threads take virginities.
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>>688947090
hahah
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>>688942894
Name is in Korean?
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>>688946316
Ill answer your question with another question about my question. What's the question again?
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>>688938741
Ignoring most of this thread to point out that being straight forward and letting a bitch know what you want, be it just fucking, or a relationship, from the jump is a sure way to stay out of the friend zone. If the girl isn't interested, no matter how much nice shit you do for her won't change her mind.
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>>688946316
roll
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>>688947264
Shit is cash
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>>688938741
Ro11
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>>688942894
It is Korean for good looking person
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>>688947243
Im serious. Was she a solid 4/10 you betcha but it worked. I didn't want to turn 18 and be a virgin so I lowered my standards to /b/ level
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>>688947090
You gotta license to carry all of that firepower?
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>>688947388
"i want to know why we haven't had sex yet, is that such a hard question?"
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rolling4win
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>>688946271
Only by proxy, because you are SMOKIN!
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keep on rollin rollin
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>>688947699
winrar
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>>688947500
Pending response
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>>688947699
>▶
roll
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/thread?
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Rool
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0-slut real fuckin quick (6.5/10)
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>>688947968
You are the hero /b/ needs
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>>688947968
That is one savage ass chink
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>>688948032
Dope. Pic of her?
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>>688947388
she sounds like a wanna be toughguy lesbian dumbfuck but this is funny anyway
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>>688948032
Better post results of snapchat faggot
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>>688938741
ok
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>>688948032
Post wins if you get bro!
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She takes forever to reply
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>>688948032
get us a pic anon
SUCCess
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I never get dubs.
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>>688948105
>>688938741
Reroll
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>>688948032
boi about to get nudes.
Post or it didn't happen.
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