preach.

>>688930742
getting ready for sunday school?

>>688931033

Getting ready to acking off to gay porn? you secular piece of shit

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My god has a hammer. Yours was nailed to a cross.

Just saying.

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>>688931178
REPENT, YE SINNERS, LEST YE BE CAST INTO THE BUSOM OF SATAN!

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The birth of Eve was the birth of hell and her son, Humanity, is the devil.

>>688931178

Your god was a homosexual nigger of a human being, better nailed to a cross than a virtueless nigger.

belief systems like yours are B.S. Get behind jesus, tongue his anus, give him a sloppy handjob

>>688931151
no but thanks for the idea. your big gay daddy loves you. go pray to his mighty dick

>>688930742
suck my gay cock and cum like the faggot you are, christ cuck bitch boy faggotron 16000.

You God fucked his own mother.

>>688930742
Fag

>>688931178
Til Valhalla, bretheren

god sucked my cock once. he's such a slut

I want to tongue god's anus and give him a little handy :)

>>688931503

You mean Thor? no thanx

>>688931653

You LARPagan faggots can burn and die in hell. You're just literraly NiggerFaggot: the white version. Bunch of useless cumsucking pieces of thorshit ever created

>>688931772
Just talked to him, and hes pissed. Zombie jesus will be knocking on your door soon, shit he already knows where you are.

>>688930742
>cumming a day
I already do that

Religiousfags, I'm curious.
Is there any actual scientific evidence towards a god?
I don't mean a picture of a god looking figure in a cave, I mean legitimate proven evidence that a god could be real? Not an athiestfag btw, more of an agnostic.

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>die in hell

Not gonna lie, heaven sounds pretty shit to me. At least if I convert to Islam I can claim myself some virgins.

>>688932603
no there isnt. and thats the point. God didnt make any scientific (measurable) evidence because he wants us to CHOOSE to have faith and believe in him. call it a test if you will

>>688932150
What the fuck was that you stupid fucking little pathetic piece of ridiculously homoerotic queerbait shit? I'll fuck you in your ass so goddamn hard you'll taste bacon if you open your disgusting cock receptacle one more time

>>688933091

>What was that again...?

Didn't know LARPaganshits can't hear, it was

>You LARPagan faggots can burn and die in hell. You're just literraly NiggerFaggot: the white version. Bunch of useless cumsucking pieces of thorshit ever created.

>>688933057
Looks like you failed the test to believe in dragons without evidence. Or to believe in unicorns without evidence.

>>688932603

Watch Common Filth channel on youtube to find out

And lo, the flying spaghetti monster said thee, " bear no false gods before me for I am the one and only."

Where is your jesus now fuckwad? Bow before the real god or be smitten.

>>688933057
Why test faith? If you can create humans, why not create them to worship you? Or know you exist? Why even test at all? That's completely pointless.

>>688933834

He's real, but your puny mind can't comprehend philosophical, spiritual immaterial truths outside you autistic little atheist hallucinations about flying monsters anyway.

>>688933280
Oh shit, thanks for clearing that up bro. I'm a little hard of hearing!

>>688934376
I certainly can't comprehend nonexistent things, you're right.

>>688934376
Provide repeatable, verifiable proof of your so called god.

>>688934857

First you provide repeatable, verifiable proof that Bruce Jenner is a woman.

>>688934828

You're puny little mind thinks anything it can't see is nonexistent. I bet you deny gravity since your narrow-minded atheist glob of a brain can't comprehend science

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>>688935135
I would love to see the science you think confirms the existence of your magical sky hallucination.

>>688930742
I am Christ you blasphemer

>>688935022
So.....you have no proof. Your god isn't real and your just a delusional fuckwad without a clue. Funny how that's the way it always ends.

>>688930742
I feel like this is the reason nobody likes Christians. I myself am a Christian, but I don't push my beliefs on others, and I respect the religious beliefs of others

>>688935563
Wanna know how someone is a Christian? Don't worry, they'll tell you :)

>>688935330

>Hurr durr muh sky fairy derpa derp

Funny how you think gravity and God, two scientifically and philosophically proven concepts are magical sky hallucinations. Oh well, did an atheist have the capability to comprehend anything other than getting AIDS and drug hallucinations.

>>688935852
So you have no evidence. I didn't need to ask to know that already.

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Noli adorare deum falsa. Tenebris est fatone res mortalium et incurventur ante faciem tuam, Domine Satanus. Ave, Satanus!

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>Imagine there's a group of people that believe there is a teapot floating around in space
>People say "hey no that's retarded."
>teapot people start saying "you can't deny its existence" and start worshipping the teapot.
>non-teapot people rebel against their word saying "that's dumb there's no proof for a teapot in space"
>teapotters build places of worship the existence of teapot
>anti-teapotters uprise and act as a community to try to convince teapotters they're idiots for believing in a teapot in space
>all they ever fucking do is argue and they never change their opinion even if they know they're wrong.
>like 12% of the planet looks at these people questioning why the hell they're arguing because they're both a bunch of spoons yelling at each other over an idea that doesn't make any rational sense.
Let's get along you fucking nerds. Think about your life and don't argue with someone unless you're prepared to change you think you know.

>>688935852
Where is this so called scientific proof god?

>>688930742
>die in hell

>>688936322
Nigga this retarded 13 year old is obviously trolling. Come on.

>>688936274
Well at least you found a way to feel superior to both

>>688930742
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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>>688930742
How can we die in hell?

Don't we need to die to go to hell?

The fuck.

>>688936458
Now, now, don't spoil the fun.

>>688935852
you do realize gravity isn't technically proven, right? it's a theory. it's stupid to say it isn't the correct one, but my point is that it is not a law, but a theory, therefore it has not been proven, nor can it ever be.

Judging by how skilled most members of anonymous are at creating bullshit on the fly, why not make the effort to become a pastor and legally scam people?
Once you've cashed your chips you can even announce that you were an atheist the entire time for lulz.
Seems like a win-win.

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>>688930742

>>688936890
i love this

>>688936676
You realize you've just proven you no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>688930742
>There is comming a day
>comming
stopped reading when OP displayed the spelling of an 8 year old

>>688936676
Look up what scientists say when they mean theory. You're almost as retarded as the anon you were responding to.

>>688930742
Any god who will not reward goodness and seeks only obedience is a god not worth believing in. I can only hope that death is the end. If it isn't, Satan has a new soldier for his army.

>>688937233
*mean when they say

>>688930742
Believing in fairy tales.

Red pilled.


Pick one

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>>688936890

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>>688930742
>mfw when christians become radical like isis
>mfw when christians now are called "Chrysis"

>>688936676
God, I know this is bait, but fuck it. "Theory" and "scientific theory" have two entirely different meanings, you retarded fucking bag of fat cocks.

>>688936322

OP is rude but needless to say I believe Spiritual things are proven through philosophy and logic. Same has how the existence of morality is proven through philosophy and logic.

>>688938028
Wow what a solid argument, I guess I believe in god now.

>>688936005

Provide verified repeatable scientific evidence that homosexuality, abortion, and transgender is moral.

Pro-Tip: you can't

>>688938422
Morals are subjective you goddamn monkey, certain cultures think fucking 10 year olds is moral.

>>688938422

You know, if you quit being so condescending, and just debate nicely like I did here >>688938028
you wouldn't have people being assholes all around you.

>>688938670

So its morally acceptable to fuck 10 year olds then because "muh relative morality" ? You fucking retard. Objective morality is obvious to mankind. That's what makes us human. There are things that are obviously wrong.

>>688938028
Philosophy and logic are not proof. They are are just word games. Useful for conceptual matters and as aids in understanding, but they can never be proof.

>>688939027
You are obviously wrong

>>688937258
A god that would create a universe where infants can be born without a neocortex is either a sadist or an incompetant creator. A god who creates a universe where the innocent can be born without skin, born with crippling infirmary, blindness, hydrocephales, microcephales, down's syndrome, a god that will give a child cancer for fuck's sake. What did those five year olds in the pediatric ward do to deserve his wrath? What did those children in the neonatal ward do? Why do children suffer while rich psychopaths live lives of indolence die peacefully in their sleep at the age of 90?

>>688938422
>Provide verified repeatable scientific evidence that homosexuality, abortion, and transgenderism are immoral.
>Pro-Tip: you can't

See what a faggot you are now?

>>688930742
OP is right everyone

>>688939027
What is an example of something obviously wrong and provide irrefutable proof it is wrong.

>>688939460
gay marriage because it is unnatural and not observed in other creatures

>>688939566
Except that homosexual pairbonds are observed in nature all the fucking time.

>>688939031

>but they can never be proof.

Care to explain? For example, I can use arguements of logic and philosophy as proof that man is more than an animal, this would be called "Circumstantial" evidence (as in based on hypothetical cicrumstance, as opposed to direct evidence) in a court of law. Google this "Three types of evidence"

>>688939566
What is your irrefutable proof it is unnatural? It has been observed in numerous species. Next.

>>688939772
No its not its unnatural

>>688939176

>Your obviously wrong

Wow. What a cheap cop out, for a cheap brained person. Your shit defense is +1 evidence that atheists have small minds incapable of reason.

>>688940051
So saying something is obviously wrong is not an argument?

>>688939027

>>688939566
Never known any animal to have a strait marrige either.

>>688939871
Really? Prove that man is more than an animal. Man has no biological process or biological structure that is unique to man not possessed by other animals.

>>688939986
>>688939965

>Muh animalz iz homosexuality

Animals also commit pedophillia, beastiality, rape, incest and necrophillia. Humans are more than animals. Can't say the same for atheists who think we should act like animals.

>>688940367

No. That's not my arguement, I was saying philosphers use circumstancial evidence to prove a point. That was just an example of point they use.

>>688939986
How can it be unnatural if it's observed regularly and across multiple species?

>>688940372
>animals commit beastiality

This dude is a troll guys. Move along.

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*growl*

>>688940590
Because it's against how things should be. It's not okay, okay?

Drink some jesus juice and stop judging others.
Lest you be judged, you ginormous faggot.

>>688940312

Ithink he meant Obviously Immoral

>>688940372
What is your proof that man is more than an animal? You've yet to provide proof.

>>688940624

Beastiality is known as "inter-species"in the animal world. As in a dog fucks a cat. If an animal gets horny enough, it will fuck anything.

>>688940723
"Just because" isn't proof. Next.

>>688940871
They talk

>>688940871

Humans make art and can appreciate it, human wear clothes, humans can talk in an articulate language of their own while all other animals (complex to the level of mammals) commiunicate solely through tone or other measures. Countless things. This is too obvious. Only a retard like you who wants to act like an animal without sexual morals would love to deny it.

>>688933057
Tests you by making you remove your foreskin because the fag didn't like the extra bits. Your God is a faggot

>>688933564
Are u actually using YouTube as a scientific source? Haha I thought I'd have intelligent people to that there is obviously no god but haha this is a lot easier then I thought

>>688930742
i'm not going to compromise and bend to something i don't believe out of fear of the unknown, you live your life i'll live mine

>>688941290
To argue*

>>688941131
It's just a method of communication. Vocal communication is not unique to humans.

>>688940724

>HURRR DON'T JUDGE!!!! MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT MY PERVERSE ACTIONS

1 Corinthians 2:15 "The spiritual man JUDGES ALL THINGS, but he himself is not subject to anyone’s judgment."

Too bad. I can judge your heathen ass off. Cry somewhere else

>>688932603
Agnosticfag, is there any scientific evidence to prove God doesn't exist?

>>688941290

>Cop Out this hard

There are plenty of Science vids are on youtube you fucking retard. Fail. YouTube isn't a guy. Going HURR DURR MUH YUOUTUBE YOU NO EVIDENCE sounds like something only a retard teenage atheofaggot with single digit IQs like yourself would say.

>>688941560
So instead of realizing that you just found a contradiction in your supposedly holy book, you just go with the verse that tells you to do what you were going to do anyway.

>>688941647
Wow ur stupid. If someone doesn't believe in god they aren't agnostic they are atheist. And u can't disprove something that doesn't exist dumbass

>>688941647
that is not how burden of proof works, you don't refute a question with another, the burden is on you to prove that god exists, not on agnostic fag to prove god doesn't although there is more evidence on his side then yours

>>688941430

Articulate structed Vocal communication and articulate structued writing is unique to humans

>>688941828
>being this offended by people's judgements.
Faggot.

>>688941781
Its YouTube dude. Can u give credible evidence?

>>688941858

So your claiming gravity doesn't exist? Gravity and God are pretty much the same thing. You have indirect evidence of their existence. Typical singe-digit IQ atheist retard.

>>688941828

>Being this buttblasted over a simple judgey statement

Awwwww, poor wittle atheist pervert.

>>688934138
For his amusement? Which tells me he is not a perfect being. Something that is perfect in a human sense needs nothing added or taken away. So why did he create us?

>>688941196
None of that is proof that man is above animals nor particularly different from animals. Chimps use tools. By your logic, they're almost human. The activities you describe are nothing more than learned behaviors unique to the species.

>>688942183
It's rare to see a post where literally every sentence of it is incorrect. Congratulations masterbaiter.

>>688942161

"ITZ YOUTYOOB DUDE" is not an arguement. Anything can serve as credible evidence depending on the content. If the content of the youtube served as unbiased and ponderable evidence, then it is credible evidence.

>>688941910
evidence?
like what?

I'm an occultist and I find this offensive

>>688942465

Apparently you have never been educated, much less even seen science textbooks.

>>688942183
There the same thing? Ur retarded. And there are tests done to prove gravity are real. The only proof u have for god is a book that was written by someone who heard someone from someone ext. Also ur book has been changed a lot since its first go. Did u know in the old testament hell didn't exist. Look it up

>>688942379

>Chimps yoooz tooolz

Ummmm where did I mention tools being unique to humans? However, I did mention that Chimps don't make art for sake of enjoying its beauty. Humans do that.

>>688942512
actually it depends on who is accrediting the evidence. you wouldn't give bill cosby the keys to the pharmacy now would you?

>>688942767
Have fun burning in it sinner :)

>>688930742
the cross is idolatry. jesus was nailed to an upright stake not a cross. jesus is not god, Jehovah is the supreme Lord. hell does not exist.

>>688942767

The whole universe is evidence that it took a superhuman intelligence for its creation. Not because of a book, you hilarious dumbass

God created science. Tom Cruise is a false idol.

>>688942991
The whole universe is evidence of the nonexistence of any supernatural entities. Now try to explain why your claim is valid and mine is not.

>>688941992
Birds have complex vocal patterns and bees communicate through movement. They are learned or instinctual behaviors for communication. Human communication is no different.

>>688942512
Is it made by a Christian? If so its biased

>>688942183
What is your indirect evidence of this god of yours?

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>>688930742
Why? Because it says so in your precious book of dark age fairy tales? Fuck off.

>>688942846
I can't burn if it was created afterwards to get people to believe in it

>>688943177

>Evidence of nonexistent

You really don't realize how uneducated and stupid you sound do you? You can't have "evidence of the nonexistence of any *thing*" never, unless its about an *event* at a point of time.

>>688943177
Maybe that's how you interpret the evidence, what makes you so fucking special kiddo?

>>688943189
you probably don't study linguistics

>>688943438
Well done. Now why is your claim valid?

>>688943189

Notice I said "structure". I didn't say complex for this very reason.Complexity is different from structure. No bird or any animal for that matter, has grammar to refer to different things and unify them together in the form of sentences to the understanding of the other.

>>688942991
Read the bible and read the steps in making the earth and universe. It doesn't make sense

>>688942991
>I am GOD, creator of all... Now let me create a tiny planet and create humans that will have to use there brains to figure things out... I mean I could have just created a infinite earth, but I am sure they won't figure that out.

>>688943238

Is it made by an Atheist? If so, its biased

>>688943615

Why isn't it valid?

>>688943697
Well the bible isn't literally true, just true okay

>>688943823
Burden of proof faggot. Kill yourself.

>>688943753
But it wasn't made by a atheist was it? Ur really childish aren't u

>>688943841

I'm the OP. Fail attempt

>>688943896

The burden of proof is on you dumbass. You're the one that questioned the validity of my claim.

>>688943438
Actually a all powerful and all knowing deity would have no reason to do anything. He would know how any outcome would work out, and would be powerful enough to make any outcome happen. It's like playing against yourself in Monopoly. There is only one thing god could do that he doesn't know anything about. He can't know how the universe would go on without him... Thus any god would have to kill themselves... FOR SCIENCE

>>688943841
maybe the Bible is just the interpretation of simple minded people that were doing their best to explain complex events?

>>688943946

It wasn't made by a Christian either. You really are a faggot with aids aren't you?

>>688943841
To u think before u type? If someone isn't true to the farthest extent, Aka everything is true, then its not true at all

>>688942831
What is art other than a behavior unique to humans. What is it about art that is more unique than decorating a nest? Art may be more complex but it is still just a behavioral expression.

>>688944083
There is a teapot orbiting Saturn right now, and you must worship it or go to hell. If you question the validity of this claim, it falls to you to prove it false.

>>688944173

OP is shit, but tbh that is shit logic.

>>688944313

Gravity exists. If you question the validity of this claim, it falls to you to prove it false.

>>688944406
Oh then what could motivate a god to create?

>>688942991
How is the universe proof of super intelligence?

>>688944199
It hurts reading what u write I'm just gunna end this argument with a calm and orderly question. Why tf weren't u aborted

>>688944522
I don't question it's validity, you fucking autist. Way to completely ignore the point of what I just said. You must have realized how stupid your argument is.

>>688944522
No, if I say gravity isn't real.. I can prove it by dropping a pen.

>>688944173
Actually an all powerful and all knowing deity would know that you would peck some bullshit about Monopoly and science and would have already prepared the people reading this tread right now to know that you are a fucking idiot.

>hey it's working...I already think you're a fucking idiot!

>>688944254

>Damage controlling this hard

It is pretty obvious Humans are more than mere animals. You know its true but of course the implications of that threaten whatever IRL shits you have. I shouldn't be explaining this super obvious basic thing to you since we all know it by instinct.

>>688930742

And I shall be judged as a worshiper of satan, sent to hell to serve his (HIS, Not it's or Her) army. and shall commence a war against god never seen by the likes of man. My armies will rape and pillage the world of man, god's servants will weep at the destruction I will bring onto them, no one shall be safe, all will suffer...

>>688944899
Its true this guy is 100% right and so now its time for someone to prove god. Common anyone go ahead

>>688944852

Same here. Way to completely ignore the point of what I just said. You must have realized how stupid your argument is.

>>688943487
Linguistics proves nothing. If the only communication you understand is your own, how can you say you understand communication. You can't compare your communication to anything so how do you know if it's even that complex.

>>688945298
Haven't you read Revelations edgefag? You're on the losing team.

>>688945298
I'm atheist and I will say I would bw Christian before I would believe that bullshit.

>>688945658
You're right. Anyone who reads that book and actually believes it is on the losing team.

>>688945658

>Implying a book written and revised by man is somehow going to be true...

Nice try... You will burn first.

>>688945719
*Be. (I hate typos)

>>688945551

See >>688943693

>>688945658

You are the one who believes that man should not direct their own steps... So lets get to the truth. Your book(written by man) means nothing in the eyes of god and satan.

>>688946109
That's one reason I'm atheist. Out of the hundreds