>>688921988
OP decided to make a thread.

terrible shoop, still laughed at name

^words nigga!

>>688921988
Opened fridge no more bacon in

>>688921988
Hillary Clinton will win the election.

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OP is a fag. OP, stop.

>>688921988
I'm jerking off to her feet

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>>688921988
Unfortunately, adolf hitler lost the war

Her heart broke after the diagnosis.

In the end, there is nothing.

Some years ago, i was born.

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“Wrong number,” says a familiar voice.

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God exists but he doesn't care.

>>688921988

Finally sober, guess it was me.

Goodbye, mission control. Thanks for trying.

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>>688921988
>No one loves no one. None.
never seen more dubs..in negatives that is.
>learn to Engrish anon

>>688921988
I have no more blooming onion

>>688921988
You will always be a disappointment

>>688922455
>>688922555

checked!

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For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.

>>688922885
I like this one

>>688921988
I'll do it in half:
I loved you.

>>688921988
I am so, so tired. Sorry.

>>688923130
That's plagiarism

slave prices are way too high

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>>688923130

Once upon a time, the end.

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

>>688923130
WOW THAT'S SO FUCKING DEEP AND ORIGINAL YOU MUST BE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER COME UP WITH THAT SHIT I AM IN AWE


fucking kill yourself.

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>>688922713
solid

She smiled once, as she slept.

I thought I loved you.

nah, it's not working. It's like I'm flicking a lighter and no spark is coming. Nice, though, y;all.

the greatest guy ever, gets dumped

>>688923130
Ouch. You win.

>>688921988
Why does it say Hell on one if the tombstones? Made me kek

I should have picked her instead

I'm gonna pee in your butt

>>688921988
:3 imajin you runnd up an cummies on her feetz :3:3:3:3:3:3 lel :3

>>688921988
OP is a faggot. Died Masturbating.

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>>688921988
hillary clinton might become the resident

>>688923130
for transplant: a penis. never cummed.

I thought she was only 16

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>>688921988
>JOMEO JOJO JOGOO
Is this a YLYL thread?

>>688923354
That's where all white people go, that's why.

Mom ran of out chicken tendies

>>688923130

For sale: baby poop, never worn.

There's no gold behind our money

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A sad story in six words.

>>688923571

For sale: baby poop, some corn.

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>>688921988
Girl of my dreams.
I cheated. ASSHOLE!

>>688921988
Sorry, your card has been declined.

How about five op?


Baby shoes never used, Free

>>688921988
Happy first and last birthday, son.

>>688921988
I died but can't remember how.

>>688921988
why don't you do the dew?

>>688921988
OP is a huge faggot. Fuck you.

>>688923781
oops

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You didn't cum, neither did she.

You are already dead, yes You.

I'm going to die young naturally.

Black lives matter is a thing
Build a wall; Do it now.
I have no life. Ayy lmao.

"Its not you, its me"

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>>688923330

>>688921988
In the end, you lose everything.

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>>688921988

I visit 4chan every single day.

most will die sitting,
not resting.

>>688923615
underrated

I wish it had been me

All I wanted was her. She's gone.

>>688923923
oops,

Hell is real, Heaven is not.


Alternately: Hell is real. I should know.

>>688921988
Bby sheos u want som fukk?

>>688923969

/thread

>>688923130
Dammit. Already in thread :/
>>688923789
For anyone who doesn't know this challenge was posed to a long winded author who was criticized for his attention to specifics. He was challenged to come up with a 6 word sentence that would capture the heart of its audience, and it did.

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sorry honey we're out of tendies.

>>688923789
no faggot! That isn't six words!

>>688921988
Can you hear me Major Tom?

>>688924069
Cringe.

>>688923969
underrated posts like this go unnoticed

For Sale: Horse Dildo, Never Used

I am afraid it has spread

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>>688921988
I really, really like this image

Some niggers moved in next door

>>688921988
Love is only a mythical illusion

You'll find yours. Don't give up.

>>688924131
Yes

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>>688924131
he's dead. no more shitty albums

>>688924165
For Sale: Horse Dildo, Slighty Used

>>688921988
In the end we all die.

I still love her, she doesn't.

>>688924186
You fucking faggot, good job though

>>688924186
Save it, it's all yours.

>>688921988
wtf kind of name is that on that head stone?
Jomeo Jo Jo Jogoo????
Is that the fucking gorilla they shot at the Cincinnati zoo?

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>>688924220

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>>688921988

>Jomeo Jojo Jogoo

That sounds like something the bootleg Inspector Gadget would say

"JOMEO JOJO JOGOO", and he spawns out gigantic speakers shouting Chinese propaganda.

He was dead the whole movie

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>"General Lee, I have no division."

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>>688924408

>>688924026
thats 7 you fucking mormon. Learn to count

>>688923969
I visit chan klan every Double day.

wear heelies to escape your feelies

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>>688924373
nice
to
seeya
to
seeya
nice

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>>688924408

It's cancer, we dont know where.

>>688921988
Big money, big women, big fun.

shut the fuck up, little faggot.

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>>688924408
>JOMEO JOJO JOGOOOOOO!
>Credits roll
>All names are listed as Jomeo, Jojo, Jogoo, or all three.
>The audience is one man
>and his name is Jomeo Jogo Jogoo.

>>688924026
>>688924515
Yeah you god damned fucking Mormon

>>688921988
Russia is banned from 4chan F

One man's vanity = another man's advanity

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>>688924546
this
post
makes
zero
sense.
period

>>688924678
>Directed by M Night Jogoo

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>>688921988
>>688921289 (OP) #
>to the tune of the safelite commercials
"They stoat Mr. Captain
Captain o'brain"

Was a poop, not a fart.

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> Repeat after me; "I am free"

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Mom died, left dogs,
they're dieing.

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You can drag a dead horse

One thing I don't know why

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>>688924767
>>688924678
>>688924408
>American audience's response
>pic related

I'm heading out! 14 percent battery..

Donald trump is the best choice.

"On your knees, son. Family time."

I have not shit in weeks.

>>688921988

You haven't moved on. She has.

It is like watching ice freeze.

I left home and never returned.

>>688925112
Ooooh

>>688921988
"...jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

For Sale: Baby Horse, Slightly Dildoed

I hurt myself today

>>688924879
Illiterate, deluded man writes garbage story.

>>688924069
thats the cringiest thing ive read all day

>>688925218
OOOOOOOOOOHHH

>>688923270
I tried to like this one.

>>688921988
the driver was an alcohol. fin.

>>688924260
Ok, fuck you

Yesterday, today, tomorrow. Dream. An Hero

>>688921988
Baby's shoes for sale, never worn

>>688923969
No feels thread? Meh. Can't feel.

Kidnapped child , to tight to enter.

Crawling in my skin these wounds

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Movies are better than the book.

Now she wakes up beside him.

Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Bang.

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>>688921988

>2 Japanese men having a fight
>the left one pulls out his katana, points it towards other person and yells
>"JOMEO JOJO JOGOO, FINALLUH FRASHU"
>blue glowing light appears around katana
>"ATATATATATATATATATAT"
>katana wielder drops down on one knee while his opponents falls into thousand pieces
>roll credits
>-In order of appearance-
>JOMEO JOJO JOGOO: Himself
>JOMEO JOJO JOGOO: Himself
>JOMEO JOJO JOGOO: Himself
>...

>>688922172
Kek'd/10

>>688923925
kek

>>688925605
>to tight
>to edgy for 4chan

>>688924871
You only have to go to school for a few years, and even that is negotiable. Lots of kids avoid it. You don't have to get a job, you can not work. Lots of people avoid it. You don't have to get married, you can be single. It's common. Don't have to have kids. Basically the only compulsory things are paying taxes and paying bills. Bills are actually you asking someone else to provide a service for you and making an agreement to pay for it. If you don't want bills, go live in the jungle or something. You dont have to watch tv or listen to the news (do people even do those things anymore? we have the internet) and you only have to obey the law if you're living in a legal jurisdiction where you can be observed; once again, go live int he jungle.

And stop whining.

at that moment; /b/ realized, it fucked up.

>>688925562
Read the thread, been posted twice

>>688924871
Frankly the only motivation for almost all of these is that a person wants the rewards earned for doing them. So this is basically about bitching cause people don't give you enough free money, services, and love.

Our first child was still-born.

>>688921988
The psychic said I'd be rich.

I shit in bathtub by accy-Dent

>>688925902
Was the reddit post you copied this from downvoted a lot or upvoted?

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>>688925844

>my fucking sides

For Sale: Baby Jews, Never Feed

>>688926057
your first child is still dead

>>688926057
Them you shpuld apple aborited it

>>688926199
Nice dubs, but it's supposed to be sad

>>688923180
I'll do ya one better:
I just never really loved you.

>>688926260
Wat da fucks is this mean?

Once upon a time, I loved

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Wasting away typing, thinking about her

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Dying thousands of miles from home

Lets hope, She doesn't wake up

>>688921988
Jomeo JoJo Jogoo died doing poo

Dead dogs better than dead cats.

>>688925195

You planned a future now impossible.

>>688921988
Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.

>>688921988
Babylon's Whore wails in Atomic Brimstone

>>688921988
She didn't know he had AIDS.

Cadavera vero innumera caetera desunt

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is this home. You said home

>>688926480
For Sale: Earth. They Won't Notice.

Cum, blister, bleed.
Not spitting again.

>>688926688
Rada rada jibba jibba dookie doo

>Trump will soon be Americas President.

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Mine eyes have seen the Glory

>>688926603

She said "Forever", meant "until bored".

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Am Indian , poo in loo cannot

She just doesn't love me anymore.

In India, looking for a toilet.

>>688927017

It's been 5 years, still hurts.

>>688923478

Win

Its dat boi! O shit waddup

Trump becomes president. Children everywhere cry.

>>688927187

Even my dreams won't forget her.

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everything bores me now , please WW3?

Damn Mongorians broke my shitty wall!

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>>688922729

>>688926607
Ah, shit. That was the world's shortest story by, was it Ralf Waldo Emmerson?

Sad story, you ask? This thread.
{that was 6}

>>688921988
Expected veteran. Recieved memorial. No goodbye.

>>688927519
I think it was Pinocchio L Blanderfluff

>>688927439
winrar

>>688921988
Disconnected during a very fun deathmatch.

>>688927393

Wake up disappointed. Another day alive.

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meet first gf , skin/wear face

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>>688927514
that's my OC lol...here's another

god is meaningless, so are you

Free fresh roses. Lovely; now un-needed.

Life is meaningless. Terminate my life.

Roses are red, violets are ilwdguasliuhdfuoefhoasreuhgoerhgoiuaerhiguhoer

>>688925112
>>688926603
>>688927017
>>688927187
>>688927393
>>688927802

Not alone, and yet we are.

"Pull the plug, son. Let go."

smokes salvia just to feel normal

>>688927514
My wifes son and the game

>>688928162

Roses are red.
Violet is dead.

Clash of clans is like Pacman.

>>688927016
Underrated post

Nothing to say, no feelings left.

Ass to ass. Ass to ass!

God Cried "The Ride Never Ends."

>>688928527
Quads

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they trapped us in Saturn cube