Good evening Anonymous! I had a lot of fun this morning! How was your week? Is anything still troubling you?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>I'm taking it easy tonight; only trips get a tarot reading.
>Trips can be donated to others if you don't want them.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie.
>Love each other, because I love you.
>No Alice drama, please. This isn't the place to discuss her; we don't care.
bump
>>688914484
how much for nudes?
Hello Reimu!
Since last thread I've mostly slept so nothing new from ME.
Hey Rei-Rei how is it going?
-J
Can someone explain what this thread is for me
>>688914972
I can't give you nudes of Nagumo because she never made them. I wish.
>>688914974
Hey there! Not much is new for me either. I played a game today, mostly.
shameresu bumpu desu ne
>>688915333
Off to a good start. Will i ever have success in blacksmithing?
>>688915396
Friendly chat mostly and some tarot readings and such, but mostly a friendly enviroment.
-J
I hear you're selling friendly conversation, OP? Give me a round.
>>688915396
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
What more needs explaining?
>>688915333
Uhh... everything's going fine. Just to clarify, aren't you the guy who said he adds people on kik to help them with their problems?
>>688915470
No, I mean nudes of you.
>>688915641
Okay. Well, how was your week? Do anything fun?
>>688915720
Yeah i am! Thatanoncalled.j in case you wanted to know.
>>688915789
The armpits mate, the armpits.
-J
>>688915880
I played football all weekend. I'll try and roll trips to say what you have to say about me and my football status. Here goes. Also, thanks, OP, you seem like one of the nicest people on /b/, even though I've never really been on one of these threads.
Who is this anime girl
>>688916041
Please, be serious.
>>688916308
You don't think I'm worth even 2? Hmph.
>>688916273
Good luck, then! Thank you for saying that, too!
>>688916291
I'm Reimu Hakurei. Nice to meet you!
>>688916291
She's Reimu, the shrine maiden and new queen.
-J
>>688916273
Reroll.
Hey OP,
I haven't posted on /b/ in like 4 years but I lurk for the pronz mostly. Anyway, I am kinda bored and overly sober and am considering texting a craigslist ad I found for drugs but it's almost certainly a cop, isn't it? And even if it's not, there's no way to tell without risking (super hawt) buttraep?
Statistically I'm not going to get trips but can you psychic this for me or do I needa post the text of the stupid ad?
Thanks luv~
>>688916782
$1,000 is a lot for pictures.
You're worth more to me than that, but pictures of your body wouldn't be, no.
I do wish you'd be serious
>>688916273
Here goes another reroll.
>>688916955
Uhhh... I know someone who did that once. The guy started asking him a bunch of stuff about his height, weight, appearance, etc. Sounded like profiling of some kind, so he dropped it quick.
I wouldn't trust a thing like that if I were you, as easy as it may seem.
>>688916955
>buying drugs off the clearnet
Please don't.
Buy coordinates to a stash or something from uhh... Agora? Dunno, am out of the loop here.
>>688917123
It's hard to take it seriously since I'd pretty much never do that anyway.
>>688916955
If you're having doubt about it that's already a bad sign, my advice, don't, look for someone else.
-J
Hoi hoi everyone~
>>688917624
The sun has risen~
>>688917624
Hey Marisa.
>>688917624
Hey Risa-Risa.
-J
>>688917464
I can assure you that if you were willing to do it then I wouldn't have the slightest bit of interest in seeing you naked, let alone giving you stuff for the privilege. As it is though, I would like it strongly and I can't help but imagine there are reasonable things you want
>>688917985
So... you only want it because I won't give it to you? Heh.
Well, as it stands, it's so far away from anything I'd consider. I can't think of anything else that would make me flinch from saying no, and that's just to make me consider it at all. I'm not a whore, you know. But huge sums of money can make anyone second guess themselves.
>>688917801
Ihihih~<3
>>688917821
Hello, love!
>>688917918
Good evening Joni!
>>688918566
Psst, i'd want a nude and i'm ready to pay you with a hug and a kiss~
First time posting in one of these. Lurked around in these threads before and you are definitely my favorite OP on /b/ . How is it going? Do you browse jay pee?
Hello everyone
sorry I'm late.
-Sweet Roll
>>688918566
No, there are millions of girls that wouldn't that I've no interest in. I want you because you're you.
I don't think it'd make you a whore if you did; I'm one person, barely even that after all.
Is there nothing else you want besides huge sums of money?
shitpost
/e8/
>>688919055
I don't, sorry. I've been there a few times, but these kinds of threads are pretty much the only reason I've come here in years. And I think they get banned on sight there from what I remember.
Thank you for the kind words, though!
>>688919003
Good thing your kisses are worth so much! Hehe.
>>688919071
>I'm late
Why does everyone always say that! There's no such thing as being late!
>>688916273
And another, I guess.
>>688914484
Hello Rei Rei, how are you today?
>>688919672
Reimu, can i donate my trips to this guy?>>688916273
These>>688915333
-J
>>688919283
What else can you imagine that would work in this situation? Like, pretend I wasn't me, but some other girl whose nudes you wanted. What would you offer her for them that would change her mind?
>>688919672
Well, judging from how many posts are in this thread, I am actually here at a reasonable time
-Sweet Roll
Joni just donate your trips to >>688916273
>>688919071
The point where Asterix shows up is the point after which people are late. You're not late.
>>688920096
...Ah.
AHA ITS TIME TO HAVE FUN
>>688919527
THIS MAN FUCKED A HORSE
>>688920207
I don't know. I've never offered women anything in exchange for pictures. More importantly, if it's not actually something you want then I don't really want to do it. I do want to help you, I just want something in return as well. If only one of us gets something from it then it's simply no good, be it you or me.
>>688919967
Pretty good overall! I have a lovely morning thread today and mostly just took it easy.
>>688920320
There were technical issues. I think the whole board was frozen for the first hour.
>>688920096
Yes, you may. How kind!
>>688916273
One reading for you!
>Knight of Swords
This is a guy who dominates at what he does, because of his skills and knowledge. It seems to indicate that you'll do quite well for yourself.
>Six of Swords (Reversed)
Developments that are unexpected, temporary relief from difficulties, need for continuing effort and strength. Once one obstacle is surmounted another presents itself.
>Ten of Swords (Reversed)
Ah... ooh... that's bad...
It could indicate an injury or something like that in the future (think more than a year from now) which could cut your career short. Be careful out there!
>>688920332
Ahahaha.. That's his new gimmick isn't it?
Gandalf the late?
>>688919672
Ufufu~
>>688920813
But that's how gifts work though, You know.. helping someone out of good will?
>>688920320
You're always late.. late into my heart!
>>688920813
The only thing I can think of that I can tangibly use is money. I could use that for a lot of things, including things related to helping people.
Pretty much any other material item is meaningless to me, and there aren't a lot of non-material favors you could offer that I could think of. I mean, maybe if I really needed someone killed, or maimed, or threatened. But I'm not that kinda girl either!
>>688921379
..and $1,000 is the lowest usable sum you find acceptable?
>>688921667
Acceptable for the loss of dignity I'd suffer from knowing I sold my body?
For the considerable risk that the pictures will end up posted here or otherwise spread around?
Shit, $1000 is kinda low...
>>688914484
Will my girlfriend quit being a whore?
>>688921973
I was wondering already how long until this
>>688922051
Elaborate and i could help.
-J
ok
>>688922154
Goes out drinking with friends. Drunk texts, Lies. The normal stuff.
>>688922038
Definitely low..
>>688922051
Will you keep putting up with her? Find out on the next episode of Dragon ball z!
>>688922370
Hah. You're adorable.
*Hi everyone, excuse me if i am late but i just got up from sleeping, good news is that i will stay longer due to the fact that i already slept.*
The girl I thought was the most beautiful girl in the world gave me a chance
I got to fuck her but I wanted more with her a relationship, but she played me for a fool and lead me on just to say she is in a relationship with someone else.
What should I do now?
The Doc is in.
>prepares army for lewds
meow.
-meowbot
>>688922356
How much would you charge, cutie?
>>688922355
Well, if she lies to you and others she's got an issue, I think you should talk about it with her, nd if you already did and she hasn't changed a bit, then you better consider walking away.
Honesty is one of the crucial points in a relationship, if she can't even keep that one standing, yeah, better move on.
-J
>>688922689
>>688922038
You've a fair point on dignity, though people often do (in my opiniion!) more degrading things for less. I'd hope you could find some way to make it enjoyable or otherwise not degrading for you, but that would be up to you for the most part.
As for the supposed "risk" of them ending up anywhere other than where you send them (to me alone), I'll say quite clearly there is none. As I said earlier, you're important to me for my own reasons. I don't imagine I can convince you in any way of my sincerity on the matter, though, so I won't belabor it.
>>688922581
Yay~
Best bunny has arrived!
>>688922599
Sup gandalf.. what was your title again?
>>688921147
Hmm?
What do you mean, exactly?
And give me back my loot!
-Sweet Roll
>>688922803
AH!
-Doc Gold
>>688922767
Ah? That's different. I wouldn't have any loss of dignity from it. Probably $1500. It'd be nothing to me, if I needed the money.
>>688922599
And here we observe the typical Oklahoma Indian, getting paid to do jack shit.
>>688922756
Hello, bot of meow, king of catnip, from the ancient and most noble house of Kat.
>>688922689
Prepare better.
>>688922786
thanks, here is sloth.
>>688922655
Carry on mate, you'll find someone else, it's just a matter of time before you forget about her and move on, now keep your chin up and keep going mate, have some self-respect. She used you, you fucked her, move on! <3
-J
faggot
>>688922989
meow...
-meowbot
>>688923032
(its not a sloth tho)
>>688923073
I will be back in a little while
-Sweet Roll
>>688922989
Why don't ye help me then.
Because of that, I am showing you this abomination.
-Doc Gold
>>688922983
I would do it for $500!
>>688923032
Gotta love dem slothy sloth's. (even tho it's a lemur)
-J
Also hello to everybody joining, hope yall having a great time, and if not, well then, tell me about it.
>>688922862
*May we change it to "Gandalf the Sleepyhead that does not hear it's clock alarm even if it is at point blank from it's ears"? A little bit longer but it's totally fine by me.*
>>688920332
*I don't know why but this one oddly amuses me.*
>>688922581
Bunnu!
>>688922599
Hi, did you sleep well?
Any dreams?
...Why do people even put a price on themselves? I don't get it.
>>688914484
give me the pussy
>>688922829
It's a situation where no matter what you say, the risk is still there. There are people out there, even ones I know about, who would directly benefit from doing that. Who's to say you're not one of 'em? It's not a personal problem with you, so don't take offense, but just one that has to be considered in any scenario where I leaked something that could come back to hurt me.
Besides that, everyone here would know I did it, even if they never saw the pics.
>>688922655
Move on to someone else, someone whose intentions are more in line with yours. Date for a while before you have sex, if you really want one who's gonna stick around.
Obviously she was just looking for some D, it's not to say she necessarily tricked you on purpose. She might have just wanted something different than you did.
>>688922581
D'aww. Thanks, Reisen!
>>688923375
Hey Gandalf the Sleepyhead that does not hear it's clock alarm even if it is at point blank from it's ears
I told you to put the cellphone besides the pillow and not under it!
-J
>>688923373
Cheap whores are the worst ones! Have some standards. Being a whore's fine but at least make some dough.
I'm in love w-with Blood-chan, what do I do? :x
>>688923673
>>688923836
Yeah but almost no one buy an expensive one, i would be getting more work and making more money in in a couple of sessions than a expensive one, don't you think so?
-J
>>688922862
Sandrisa~
*pet*
I have come from the moon! It was a long trip. Lots of traffic jams along the way..
>>688923587
ME~ How are you?
>>688923779
And how are you tonight? Get any donations yet?
>>688923972
>>688921022
Morning thread? I didn't know you did those. Sounds nice!
>>688923587
Everyone has a price, whether they wanna think about it or not. I wasn't pricing myself seriously, because I know nobody would ever pay even $1000 for that, but I wanted to see if he would consider it. I'd have negotiated higher if he was in fact silly enough to pay a huge sum.
What if I offered you 10 billion dollars for it though? Would you not even consider it?
>>688923309
Fuuuuuck you. Not helping you now.
>>688923673
see
>>688923068
.
>>688924200
Th-that's why I came to this thread, baka x.x
>>688923972
I recommend you cut off your internet privileges. Forever.
>>688924200
Also that, yeah. Seriously. I'm not kidding. I's a bad idea. Stop immediately.
>>688924249
Okay, sorry.
Have a normal one.
-Doc Gold
I love you Reimu.
>>688924286
We aren't medical help, silly.
>>688924241
If you have doubts for 10 billion dollars you don't care enough about your life. I mean it's 10 billion dollars, who cares what people think afterwards? you'll have 10 b dollars and they won't.
-J
>>688923972
Uhh... realize that it probably won't work out between you and try to let it go.
>>688924144
Nope... I'm doing fine though. It's a strange night, so far.
>>688924554
B-but that's lazy advice ;~;
>>688924406
Nah, I couldn't help you. About to leave, got funnier and more interesting people to talk to, more important people to fuck over.
Except you. you're pretty fun to talk to ill give ya that.
>>688914484
I don't know how this works.
My vague question is: Will i ever be happy?
thanks, have a nice evening.
>>688923587
*Don't even say it, have you ever seen the movie "Eraserhead"? Well, let's just say that my dream was all about the baby in that movie. Do not search it up, have some love for yourself.*
>>688923816
*You are right J, at least if i get the cancer as that user suggested it'd be at least worth it.*
>>688924659
Okay.
-Doc Gold
>>688924554
Strange how?
>>688924618
No, dear. It's the only advice that can be given. You've already put yourself in a bad situation. Neither Reimu nor I nor the heavens above can magically fix it.. We aren't miracle workers.
>>688914484
Leaving for basic training in a week.
About to kick some ISIS ass!
>>688925046
Lazy excuse :3c
>>688925050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>688923779
>It's a situation where no matter what you say, the risk is still there.
Actually, the risk is 0, you just perceive it to be otherwise. (understandably so)
>Who's to say you're not one of 'em?
Only me. I can understand why my word wouldn't mean much to you, but to me it's quite valuable. I wouldn't tarnish for something as silly as pictures. It's up to you to assign the value otherwise. If you'd like, I can probably provide proof, though, that I'm not someone you think I am (however I do this would be up to you)
> Besides that, everyone here would know I did it, even if they never saw the pics.
This need not be the case.
ABxygthut@gmail
Contact me at your leisure. Or don't. Nobody will ever know. Except me, I suppose.
>>688925144
... you're a perfect fit for her, go ruin your lives together if you want. <4
>>688924238
It's my first one in a long time. When I settled on this time slot, it would've been impossible for me to do it in the morning. Not so, now.
I might do them more often though, it's a nice change of pace.
>>688924419
I love you too, Anonymous!
>>688924550
I know right? You could change the world with that kind of money. I don't think there's anyone alive who would turn it down, let alone not even think about it.
Let's rephrase it a bit.
Would you kill <x> number of people for $10b? Unless the number requested is insanely high, lots of people would still flinch, unless they're saints. And there aren't a lot of saints in this world.
>>688925311
Th-thank you for your blessing, Eva ^^
>>688925342
Since i know myself, and i know the greedy and selfish bastard i am, i wouldn't enjoy it, but do it anyway.
-J
>>688925421
That would probably be insulting if I knew that person. But you're a bad troll. You'll get no more response from me.
>>688925050
Good luck, soldier.
>>688925046
Mostly the topic in discussion right now. Hehe.
>>688924618
Okay, you want something not lazy?
Block her on Steam. Cut all contact with her forcefully. Make yourself associate with other people, preferably not even online. Work on your life until you no longer care about her at all. Try to meet another girl who's not objectively dangerous for you to ever meet in person.
>>688925857
W-why would it be dangerous to meet Blood-chan in person, she's nice t-to me :x
>>688922862
Risa~ It's me, the mopey sad anon from a few days ago.
I bet you don't remember me..
>>688925342
*Guess it would depend on how much persons are we talking about, also what kind of persons they are and the tools that are given to you in order to get the job done. Could you be a little more specific about them?*
>>688925955
>>688925857
Stop replying.
>>688926063
*Oh believe me she surely does, you cannot even imagine how good her memory is.*
>>688926311
We're j-just having a conversation, silly >.<
>>688925342
That's cool! I might not be able to be there that early though
>>688914484
What should I do with this girl I really like?
Just saying hi
>>688925955
I'd rather not go into it, because it would mean bashing her the same way people bash Alice, and I'm not about that.
There's a certain subject she brings up a lot though, and I can't imagine she's never said anything about it to you. You know which one I mean, probably.
Let's pretend for a minute she lies about that, and has no real intentions to ever do it. Can you ever know that for certain, just by talking to her online? If the risk is higher than 10%, and it is, then it's dangerous for you to ever meet her.
>>688914484
What's up, Reimu-chan?
>>688926063
Aren't you the one that said that he preferred to be sad by own choice? If so, i love you mate <3
>>688926150
>Implying someone's life is more valuable than someone else's life.
-J
>>688926394
What do you mean, what should you do? Give more details, please. Unless you were trying to roll for trips, that is.
>>688926420
>420 get
Hi Sei.
-J
>>688924241
You'd have to make that offer to see. Though there's no way to seem serious with that kind of an offer.
...Even so, that was more about people having a base demand, defining the price for themselves. I didn't even consider an offer, see, I really don't get any of this stuff...
>>688925050
Know what, in the last thread we had a veteran. That really doesn't sound like something you'd want to do, based on what I heard yesterday.
Anyways, guess I'll be off for some more sleep
>>688926438
I d-don't actually know what you're talking about, all we've really been t-talking about lately are her exams and future :x
>>688926394
Tell her you like her, probably. What's the situation..?