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Still alive /b/
what do? trips decides.
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eat it faggot.
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kil it.
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>>688907331
almost
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Let the poor bastard free.
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>>688906558

Release it. If you don't, one day you will be in a situation where you are just as scared, and no one helps you. You'll probably remember this post.
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Piss on this shit.
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>>688907683
glue trap... you cant.
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Build a little clubhouse for him and name it "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"
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>>688906558
Find container (garbage can, bucket, etc). Pour in 1/2 inch or so of bleach. Drop rodent in. Wait until next day, dead rodent will be half-white.
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>>688906558
pull it off the trap then put it in a bucket of water and wait for it to drown.
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cook in microwave
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stick it up your ass
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>>688906558
Move out and get a better place
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>>688907764
You can. Poor warm water on it. Loosens the glue and then the little fucker can escape
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Drown it
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>>688907739
roll
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>>688907916
this
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>>688906558
feed it, and let it free.
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>>688907971
re
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>>688907826
Rolling for this
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>>688907764
you can pull that fucker off but he might loose a leg or two and some hair.
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>>688906558
Stick it up your pooper
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>>688907952
reroll
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Microwave the little fucker
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Get it off trap, name it, make home for it, feed it, take care of it

boom, fucking adorable pet
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>>688908163
re
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put in your neighbor's mailbox
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>>688907826
Rollin'
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put your dick on the mouse trap like this OP
(release it)
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>>688907826
Hoping for trips
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>>688907746
fuckin´ this
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Set it on fire eh
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>>688907927
Put $50,000 into fixing up my house, renovating etc. This is in the closet of the one room I have not worked on yet. Thus why i am getting rid of that fuker. Now its a contemporary bullshit looking cali type house. Fucking women.
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>>688907874
Rolling
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cut its throat, use any knife from the kitchen. post results.
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>>688906558

>Free Mouse by loosening glue with water/oil
>Keep mouse in a box
>Insert hollow tube into your pooper
>Drop mouse into the end
>Pull tube out once the mouse is inside your ass
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>>688908278
Roll
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In ass
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>>688906558
Up ass, timestamp. Stop wasting time
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>>688907746
reroll
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Take a screwdriver or knife and jam it in its fucking skull then post pics, maybe a vid too
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Buy a small table and a timy little cheese and sit him at the small table with his cheese and then let him free
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>>688907826

This doesn't work, feral mice can't stand cages.
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>>688908723
reroll
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>>688908558
>>688908458
FUCKING kek
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Should not have used glue traps.
Wait till it dies (12 hours maybe)
Bring it outside.
cremate.
will expact post
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>get a bucket
>put mouse in it
>place on stomach
>heat up the bucket
>see how long you last and record the time
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Sew him little mouse clothes and a mouse leash and bring him for a walk
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Let it bite your mushroom
Tip
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Let it go
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>>688908558
>>688908458

This was probably a samefag but kek'd none the less.
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>>688908888


CHECKEFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>688908723
rolling 4 this
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microwave it
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>>688907826
Rolllllll
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>>688906558
Release in the forest..
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>>688908888
Good samaritan
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>>688908888
fail and waste of fucking quads.
ITS A GLUE TRAP.
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>>688908458
>>688908558
Holy kek
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>>688908888
fucking checked
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microwave time
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>>688908888
Fucking moralfag.
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>>688908888
Quads aren't trips. Fuck off moralfag.
Put it in ass op
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>>688906558

Show him dick.
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Lay your balls on it
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>>688908888
OP let it go quad have talked faggot
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>>688908888
OP said trips assmunch.
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>>688908163
Roll
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Put toothpicks through your nips and put roasted marshmellows at the ends
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>>688906558
Take the plunger and plunge the rodent in the toilet
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>>688909016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob2ivzjuYJM
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>>688907826
roll it
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>>688909087
stfu newfag, quad is superior
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>>688906558
Treat it like a Jew. Gas chamber (chlorine and ammonia). Then turn it to ashes and put it in an ashtray as a souvenir and warning to Jews around your house.
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>>688908888
QUADS ARENT TRIPS FAGS

>>688908723
also roll for this
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>>688909333
WINRAR
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>>688909333
WINRAR YES
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trips or GTFO
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>>688909333
0.0
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>>688908888
You Sir, now has a place in heaven... Probably
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>>688909333
DELIVER OP
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>>688909333
Oh boy
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>>688909309
Calling me a newfag only shows your newfag card. Go back to school son
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>>688909525
try harder
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>>688909333
Fucking brilliant
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Kill it. Cut off it's dick. Eat it. Preferably raw, but if you're too much of a pussy I'll let you boil it.
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>>688906558
>Put small amount of water in pot
>put rat in
>turn on stove and put top on pot
>???
>boiled rat for dinner
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>>688909525
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Give him a slice of pizza and his freedom. Oh yea trips get
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Sorry OP. If I had gotten trips the poor mouse would've had a house. Anyways, when you release the mouse, poor warm water on the trap
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>>688906558

let him go you fucking faggot.
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>>688908746
Thats the point
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>>688909333
Done. I dont have any of that shit, so I will head to walmart to pick it up. If I do not get back before thread dies, expect a post later tonight of tomarow.
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Give him shit.
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>>688907826
Roll
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>>688909852
OP BETTER DELIVAR
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>>688909621
No need to try. I can tell you're a summerfag right of the bat.
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>>688909852
omfg why the hell do i have to miss this? Hurry up it's 2 am here and i wanna see it suffer
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gas the rat u fuck
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>>688909852
oh yeah, can you just buy choroine? Or is there a certain product I will have to get with it in it?
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>>688909882
Roll.
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>>688909852
Can you give us a set time to expect you if you do end up doing it tomorrow? I want to be here for it.
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>>688908888
The real winrar. Unstick the poor bastard mouse and let it live the rest of its fleeting mouse life, OP.
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>>688909996
Bleach
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>>688909995
>>688909996
so fcking close damnit
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>>688909621
He is right quads and Tripps are different. You are a child faggot and the canser of /b/
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>>688909945
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>>688908904
actually not
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>>688910047
Faggot.
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>>688909996
Just use chlorine bleach. Works just as well
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>>688910100
refer to >>688910124
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/b/ Space Program
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>>688909333
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>>688909333
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Let it bite your dick
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Let it free
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Put him in a condom.
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>>688909333
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>>688906558
Set it fire alive. You'll love the squeals
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>pic related
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>>688910465
welll fuck off would you?
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>>688910870

You fucking retard, "Let it go" allready got quads, faggot.

>>688908888
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Boil it alive
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op where are u fag
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>>688911542
He's looking something to lube the mouse in order to shove it in his ass
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Name it Bo
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gas the fucker already pls
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Smash the fuck out of it
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op is fag
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thread is dying, last bump by me
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>>688908888
Quads trumps trips

Winrar
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>>688909333
OP here,

there was already trips before this one so I must go with the first trips
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