get drunk with me someone

>>688904238
ur handsome op.

>>688904472
oh you

>>688904238
I just want a woman to be with

>>688904938
that too man... that too, id even get an escort, but i dont know want to get arrested for being fucking lonely... thatd be embarrassing as fuck to tell my family

Then go out dickweed. Aint that hard.

>>688905194
the only problem is that i live in the middle of nowhere, all my friends are over an hour away, and to make things better i have a suspended license.. woopty fuckn do

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>>688904238
Is your name Darren?

You look like a Darren.

>>688904238
>sitting home getting drunk by themselves
yes, but I'm out of hard liquor, so I'm chugging tuborgs to try and maintain the buzz.
>wishing they could have "friday night" with other people
no

>>688905138
Dude I've gotten a few escorts from back page. The ones that don't show face and have modeling pictures are cops.

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GETTING THERE FELLAS

im sitting at home alone because my alcoholism has consumed me and i've finally stop convulsing and withdrawing. no more bars or parties for me. and i hate it too. so i'm kind of with you.

being alone sucks and i dont know you but don't let it get too bad man, all i have to say

>>688905716
Ive never paid for sex before, whats the routine like? do i have to plan a whole deal or can i just pick up the girl, fuck, and leave?

>>688905446
just go to a bar

Moved to Florida for a "promotion" away from friends and family. I now come home alone every night and drink alone because fuck this state. I tried going out once and that was a fucking mistake.

>>688906111
i was addicted to heroin for 4 years, surprisingly i never drink, it was never a problem for me, but i COMPLETELY hear you man, it definitely could become one

>>688906444
all the bars out here are really small or family friendly places like Fridays, it would be too weird for me

>>688904238
Sitting home on my own high on speed. I stayed home because I had work to do, and speed has been the only way for me to do productive work for a few month now

Yo saaaaame. I need friends irl.

>>688904938
You will never think your way out of your small comfort zone. it has nothing to do with ability, you just have to do it. you cant destroy your ego by failure when you decide to set your ego aside. even when everybody around you says you cant do something, you should know better. ive been bullied, depressed, addicted and socially isolates for 10 years. there were times where i had insomnia to the point where i was awake for 4 days straight, and showered but once a week. ive been diagnosed with add, aspergers, avoidant personality disorder, ocd, hypochondria and ptsd. guess what? i turned out fine. ive got an education, a good job, multiple gfs, some of which were hot even though im single now, and friends that are very dear to me. i dont feel any of the symptoms of anything ive ever been diagnosed with before, and most people find it hard to believe that ive been through what ive been.

the key to succes is developing your emotional intelligence. even if youre stupid you can develop a high as fuck EQ. it doesnt take skill to learn to enjoy life. it just takes true honesty to oneself and time. you should start by realizing the difference between putting the blame on yourself for the past, and taking reponsibilities for your actions.

>07990599518

>>688904238
>sitting home getting drunk by themselves
I'm here, every weekend, hell, I've got almost 3 months until the next semester starts, no reason not to drink, constantly.

>>688904238
area code?

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Here is a dank gif 4 u.
Drink andrew drink

>>688907186
yeah i have to take my asats next week because i guess i never took them in high school, so ill be going away to college... and if i didnt love girls SO fucking much i wouldnt even care about staying in my room on a friday night.

BUT I REALLY REALLY LOVE GIRLS

>>688907373
hue hue thanks i needed that

>>688906386
Some will come to you, but I always just went to their hotel and scoped it out a bit just in case. But its basically like a drug deal, you go in and give her the money and then she gives you the pussy. And you leave after. Nbd

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>>688907044
Desu thank you

>>688908099
lmfao that shits sketchy as fuck, what state you from? do you know any in new york?

>>688904238
Come over to my place buddy bro I have marijuana

Hire an escort

>>688907044
you know what, thanks man, i didnt expect to get such powerful feed back on here

>>688908491
so do i, i need a girl tonight is what i really need

I graduated college today and I had a party planned. They've all know about this for weeks. So I dropped all this money on food and beer, spent hours cleaning my house and they all bailed. I'm with you OP, smashing beers by myself

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Sitting in the dark and drinking alone, playing csgo with russians. Wish i had a girl aswell.

>>688908680
>>688908744
Rekted

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>>688908744
well shit my friend, cheers

>>688906747
I've gotten laid more from family friendly bars like Friday's then I have at clubs or hook up bars.
If you have nothing to do it's worth a shot. Worst case you have a couple drinks and chat with a random person.

>>688908452
I live in fl, but I was stationed in ny and I got one when I was there.

>>688909114
thats not a bad idea, i should have went thee before drinking though.. so now im stuck here

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>>688909073
I don't drink but I will let you take a digital hit of this double barrel joint.

>>688908744
REAL friends wouldnt bail bruh you must be an asshole and everyone secretly hates you

>>688909139
really? was it any good?

>>688906004
Blue moon is good, would drink it. but im poor cause i was fired from my job, so im drinking Heineken by myself huehue

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>>688909393
how about i take a real one with ya

>>688909353
Nah your in the best predicament to go out.
Your a little buzzed from home so you will be more social, and because you pregamed at home your wallet will thank you.
Just grab an uber or taxi if you can't drive. If the towns that small it will cost you as much as your first drink or two at the bar.

I used to spend lots of time at home drunk and depressed because I wasn't having a "Friday night" if you set your standards of a fun night high you will almost always be disappointed.
If you go out with the mindset of just being social you will have a good time.

>>688909544
shit man i know the feel

>>688909712
you know what man, i think i might just do that, ill have a few more with you guys until this thread prunes, then im out

>>688909712
Also I've had some insane adventures from just walking to a local bar and chatting with random people.
Trust me, your social life will increase if you go out more.

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>>688909615
Fuck yea

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>>688909938
My man! That's the spirit!

>>688904238
You look a lot like my buddy Jeff, OP.

I've been drinking since noon, but I just ate a big meal and sobered up a bit. Still plan on getting fuckin hammered though

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>>688910238
signing up for uber now ayy

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>>688904238
sexy fucker.

>>688910709
ay easy now were all just hanging out, no need to get rowdy

>>688909947
I've already tried that a few times but I'm super socially awkward. ill introduce myself and all that, and then the conversation dies. Whoever I engaged with just walks off and goes to their friends. So i just stay home now and drink by myself haha

>>688910675
Nice! I'm hitting the casino tonight. Got 50 bucks to try and turn out.

>>688910453
not OP but here here to those starting early! Started at 1 myself

>>688910709
El roody poo

>>688910948
cool, i was thinking about heading into the city tonight and hitting some strip clubs or osmething, its only a 45min train ride

>>688904238
Im sitting outside right now drink summer ale while to music. I think this is a great friday night without anyone

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>>688906444
try living in rural desperation and find a good 1.

Waiting till I put my daughter to bed here in a bit then I'm going to slam some cheap whiskey.

>>688910911
Try talking to everyone.
I used to be super socially awkward, then I would set goals of conversations with randoms. For example I would be like "I'm going to talk to 12 people tonight."
"What do you do for a living?" Is a great opener, people love to complain about their jobs.

When the conversation starts to die you end it, don't let them end it. Say "hey it was great chatting with you, I'm gonna go get another drink. Have a good night man!"

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>>688908362
you're welcome.

>>688904238
I like drink by myself. Nothing weird happens that other people want to talk about later about and its cheaper.

>>688911125
I may hit a strip club, depends on how well the tables treat me.
My issue with strippers is they always suck so much money out of you. They are pro's

>>688911037
Most weekends I go out on friday/saturday, but I'm currently stuck out of town because of work in some shit hotel. My boss and 2 co-workers got too drunk last night, haven't even seen them leave their rooms once so now I'm just drinking by myself. We were actually supposed to work today but these fucks apparently can't handle their liquor.

I hit up a few bars earlier, but couldn't find a single interesting person there so I bought some cheap rum and beer and now I'm sitting in my room by myself watching TV and getting drunk. This town fucking sucks

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>>688911162
dont get me wrong, i love alone time, but i do it every day, and im really getting fucking lonely

>>688911365
oh I never thought of setting goals like that, ill definitely try that

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>>688904238

>>688911654
Little bit more advice, talk to dudes before talking to women. Gotta warm up that social engine before chatting up the ladies.

Also even if you get rejected all night it's still a win because you went out and had some drinks with new people.
Just always take rejection politely, unless she's a cunt about it. Then establish dominance

>>688911654
yeah I see what you mean. Today I just want to be by myself without my gf or anyone else. I remember the days when I didnt have anyone and it does suck. But looking back at them, I treasure those days being by myself. To me, life gets more and more complicated and everyone wants to do something now at I rarely get this anymore. cheers to you anon

Alright bro's this was advice guy. I'm gonna take a shower and hit the casino. Everyone have a good night!

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>>688909393
respect for the speakers, but it needs the right music to match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSEP84O2NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwvTGphqcBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhLFgZXPWL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I9VzJqtvMU

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>>688904472
Like this nigga said, you don't look like a social outcast. Go do shit by yourself and other people will soon join you or offer to let you join them. It's called "making friends", take note of that 90% of /b/
>The more you know

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>>688910091
why is the light on your dubl–duub blue and not orange to red?