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Hey /b/ I am currently 2,200 km away from my pregnant wife,
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Hey /b/
I am currently 2,200 km away from my pregnant wife, trying to make a living for both us. She is new in the place she is now, knows no language and has no friends. I feel like shit that i cant get enough money back home. I am now posting this from the office, where i am going to sleep. My boss found out and threatened to cut my salary if he found out. I disabled the cameras and am now rolling a joint. I have no idea how i am going to go through the weekend without being found out.
Any advice on how to live on the streets for a few days?
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have some asian bitches
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>>688871398
Asian wife?
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>>688871398

In what general location are you, OP?
Do you have a car?
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>>688871619
nah,
>>688871670
none, i am in western europe
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>>688871783
Post picture of preggo wife?
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>>688871976
i dont have any im old fashioned that way
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>>688872090
Tell us more about your wife?
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>>688872278
why? shes 24 petite 3 months in? i know you guys just wanna jerk your dick to something but anyone knows the best place to sleep on the streets?
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>>688871783

Hm, ok. I'm in the states, so I probably don't have much advice to offer.

Just spitballing some obvious options…

• Do you have ANY acquaintance there at work you might impose upon? Crash on their couch until at least you can think of a better option?

• Any transit stations around where you might doze in a seat? You run the risk of law enforcement or guards kicking you out, however.

Sleeping outside can be draining on your spirit. Take care of yourself, Anon. Make some friends soon, if you can.
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>>688872532
Where in Europe are you? I might have a place for you to stay.
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>My boss found out and threatened to cut my salary if he found out

wat
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>>688871398
Interesting. I just started plowing a pregnant chick who's husband is off working somewhere far away. Enjoy your weekend OP.
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>>688872741
switzerland
>>688872658
i know a place in the very rich suburb area with no cops and a nice field near a river. I have nobody i can crash with, i tried asking. Is it illegal to sleep at train stations?
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>>688873039
yeah sure you did, now tell me in which country
>>688872983
sorry meant if he found me there again
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>>688871398
You and your wife can stay at my place for a while if you want? I just finished renovation my basement. Could lend it out for you for free for the first month or so...
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>>688873103
Yes it is illegal.
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>>688873039
The only thing you are plowing is the space between your mattress and box spring faggot. Leave op alone he has it rough enough. To op though go to a hostel if they are around pretty cheap.
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>>688873103

Not necessarily illegal to sleep at a station, but it will be frowned upon to the point of enforcement. They'll boot you out if you can't convince them that you're waiting for a ride. Several nights in a row will be even more suspicious. :-/
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>>688873285
she has a place to stay, i pre-paid rent for 2 months back home.
>>688873504
thanks anon, but hostels where i am at are like 80 bucks a night..I tried everything that would be legal like couch surfing and airbnb, but everything is very far without a car
>>688873556
well fuck
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have some camwhores info anons
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>>688873103
Bern by any chance?
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>>688873896
geneva :(
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>>688873754
Rough it for 2 weeks or so but at least try to stay hygienic to keep your job
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>>688871398
>She is new in the place she is now, knows no language and has no friends.
>knows no language

Was your wife raised by wolves?
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>>688873985
i have a way to shower with a water "hose" over the toilet in the office
>pic related
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>>688871398
Do you have any money at all? don't really give us enough info to help you out. Credit cards? The country or the city? What belongings do you have with you?
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>>688871398
she's fucking a nigger anon
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>>688871783
Stop smoking joints. Those things are expensive if you don't grow it yourself. Priorities!
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>>688874326
i have roughly 300 now, no credit card. I have change of clothes for 10 days. I am in geneva switzerland.
>>688874367
i got it of a co-worker for free as a consolation prize.
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>>688874520
300 euros*
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>>688873947
Fribourg here can't help
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Why the fuck are you even there if it doesn't work out? Go back.
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>>688874675
well i appreciate the gesture.
>>688874694
im trying to arrange a supplier agreement, and what im doing will and me with enough money for 4-5 months back home
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>>688874566
Dude you can for real make it on 300 Euro til you get paid be frugal and survive the money will come just be patient god speed anon.
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>>688874907
i just wanted to know best places to sleep on the streets, in case my boss comes to check the office.
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>>688875072
As far away from the street as you can get tbh the less chance someone can stumble upon you the better you will rest
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>>688875226
are suburban woods a good idea?
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Parks, bushes, any grassy area. Just leave before the general public wakes up.
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>>688875072
Investis dans un sac de couchage si la situation risque de se reproduire. T-shirt et collants thermiques etc. Trouve un parc et achète toi aussi un panier et une toile de pic nic pour qu'on te prenne pour un hipster qui s'est endormi plutôt qu'un clochard.
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>>688875306
Depends on location but probably if the nearest residence is not within view you should be fine just have a way to stay dry
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>>688875384
will do anon
thank you anons for keeping me company
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>>688871868
this is hot, but where is it from?
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>>688871783
Can't you go in a cheap hostel for a few days?!
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go to a cheap hostel and talk to co-workers the next day and ask if you can crash or figure something out
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>>688875724
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>>688875724
google "anon teacher"
>>688875768
ill run through my cash way too fast, food here is like 6.5 franks for a micrwoave meal, a sandwhich is 4-7 franks
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>>688875724

One of AnonTeacher's student conquests. Keep your eye out during Amateur Asian threads. He occasionally makes an appearance with new OC,
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>>688875621
Après il faut que tu restes au sec.
Habits de rechange au bureau en réserve.
Couteau ou bâton téléscopique pour te défendre au cas ou .

L'idéal c'est une tente mais tu pourras pas faire croire que tu t'es endormi ... Et c'est assez contrôlé.
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>>688875768
He lives in Geneva mate
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>>688875934
yeah im afraid of homeless people fucking me up inside a tent while i sleep
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>>688876270
SAUCE PLZ
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Stay dry and stay warm cos you wake up cold on the inside and it's horrible
and make sure you have a plan to get back into living in a house because
it's easy to get stuck on the streets and gradually lose everything

Or quit your job and go home to raise your impending nigger child. Good luck OP
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>>688876951
im white shes white
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>>688876876, see >>688875924
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>>688877546
He fucks the ugliest looking girls...
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>>688877122
how is the situation going to improve? why are you only going to be on the streets for a
>couple of days ?
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>>688877729
im finishing a project and going back, after i get an agreement i wont have to do this shit anymore
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