I fucked my gf in the ass for the first time last night.
Ask me anything.
>>688870364
get shit on your dick?
>>688870604
Yup. Just a bit. Mostly got shit stuck to my pubes.
>>688870760
was it worth it?
Was it her first time?
>>688870985
Yeah it was. There was an awkwardness to it because she was looking back at me fucking her and I was constantly worried that she would see her own feces on my body. Played it cool though and showered immediately afterwards.
>>688871127
It was her first time. Started out with me just spitting on her ass and rubbing my dick on it. I just kept asking "is this ok? How about this?" And eventually got some dick all the way in there.
>>688870364
Why do you think your utterly mundane experience warrants its own thread on /b/? Do you think you're a special snowflake or the first person to do anal? Why are you so fucking niggerish and stupid?
>>688871538
fuck off faggot
>>688871538
I think I'm a snowflake so ye I figured I was gonna make this thread. Lol.
>>688871625
Answer my questions, stupid child.
>>688870364
why should i care?
Dude if u got shit inside ur dick u can get a serious infection
>>688872241
Truly don't know.
It's better than pussy fucking?
>>688872241
Because he's a special snowflake with no life experience and no real friends to talk to.
>>688872607
I think I'ma be ok because I pissed in the shower after.
>>688872742
>pussy
>fucking
>>688870364
How did it feel to be fucked in the ass by your traps feminine dick?
>>688872856
How old are you?
>>688870364
did you squeeze poop out of your urethra after??
>>688872742
I don't think so. It's tight as fuck but just isn't the same. If I would have had some actual lube it might have been easier.
>>688870364
Has she ever stuck anything up her butt before? Did she complain about pain?
>>688872856
RIP ur dick in a few days
>>688872943
Seventy five
>>688873004
Yeah it was like a bottle of Hershey's
>>688873073
She was a champ about it. Started to play with her clit and had a weird orgasm.
>>688873159
>>688873159
Dude that's like the 1 only interesting question to ask here. Fucking answer it.
You've obv wanted and or been denied this for a long time and are stoked it finally happened, hence the thread. My question is was it worth the hype you built up in your head about it?
>>688873151
But
No
>>688871538
Anyone can make a thread about what they want. If you dont like the topic of the thread or think its boring then just fuck off. Common sense.
>>688873408
Define "weird"
did you get poo poo on your pee pee?
>>688872241
You dont have to care. In other words, fuck off.
Why do you have the urge to tell us ?
>>688873490
Definitely not. Kinda just a gross way to fuck. Her ass way real clean but I still got shitty.
Did she bleed ?
>>688873829
fake
>>688873979
Nah I got a needle dick
Disappointing, isn't it?
>>688873968
Will you do it again? What did she think?
You can prep better and have her cleaned out better.
>>688873829
Made a sound I've never heard from her mouth, and another from her asshole
There was a moment where I thought her Ass was gonna pinch my dick off
Who's going to become president?
>>688874148
She liked it and said it was fun so. Probably gonna clean that pooper out and try again some time.
>>688870364
do you have a dog?
>>688874246
Hate to say it but probably
Donald Dump
>>688874363
A cat
He watched
>>688874034
So.. you fucked her in the ass, she didn't ram anything in yours ? thought you where a real man
>>688873833
Already been discussed ugly fuck
>>688873068
>first time anal
>don't use lube
It's like you don't want her to do it with you again
first time i fucked a woman in the ass i got a serious infection, no joke, had shit on my dick.
>>688874509
I don't know why you'd think that but. Nah I missed out on getting my ass torn
>>688874034
needle dick the bug fucker
Is this reddit?
>>688870364
How does it feel to be one step closer to being a faggot?
>>688874204
That's the best part though.. Ever heard of a donkey punch?
>>688874569
I was using her pussy juice and my spit as lube and it actually worked pretty good
>>688874608
You missed out on something alright. You missed out on trust. And that's the single most important thing in a relationship
>>688874204
>>688874734
or the redsock
>>688870364
I'm fucking myself in the ass right now
Ask me anything
>>688871538
behold, the ruler of /b/, king of the faggots
this shit is what /b/ is for, and the thread will die if no one cares, it will live if enough virgins want it to, let it go man
>>688872241
why did you take the time to come in here and ask?
isn't that a better question
you are far more pathetic than OP for this
>>688875175
>behold king of faggots
>post faggot shit
Op, how did you convince her to do it with you?
>>688875284
Hey look a faggot
>>688874779
Post pic or didn't happen
>>688874512
Hey look faggot, pics or it didn't happen
>>688872742
the feeling is definitely not
the vagina has all kinds of awesome textures
the rectum is like fucking a condom with a rubber band around it, it's just smooth and loose on the inside after you get past the tight anus
psychologically though... it's pretty fucking awesome
OP is nasty for not having her clean up beforehand though
You should never have to have shit on you just to experience anal
>>688875474
Not that anon, but I got some thick spit myself. Lube is the way to go, but I've used my thick-as-fuck saliva for ass fucking with zero trouble.
>>688874569
if she's good at deepthroat, her spit from that can end up being the best lube ever
it gets all thick and stringy and doesn't need reapplied like most lubes
>>688875563
>>688875677
>>688875752
>implying I care
>>688875752
>implying things
>doesn't know shit
Fuck off
>>688875474
>>688875677
I was once teased enough that I had enough precum to get in
It didn't last long, but it was hot as hell not needing lube
She thought the same
>>688875170
How many men would you suck off at one time?
>>688876093
my dick barely makes any precum, it sucks.
>>688875937
>>688876045
I implied nothing
I explicitly stated facts from personal experience
you're a fucking loser
>>688876153
Any and all that show up, drown me in cum, throat fuck me
>>688876153
I'd suck a close friend off. Never done it though. Also don't have friends..
>>688876230
>taking the bait like a champ
>butt hurt because is faggot
>>688876271
No one asked you faggot
Why answer a question someone else was supposed to?
>>688876212
more foreplay, more head stim
throw in some edging
>>688876230
>being this butt hurt
>personal experience
Tell me more about how watching porn makes you an expert
>>688870364
You've never had real analsex until you've unsheathed your dick from her asshole with poop under your foreskin.
>>688876522
I've edged for a long time and still get basically none. Just a drop or so. I read a bit about it on the interwebz and turns out some people just don't make much
>>688876212
No one fucking cares faggot
>>688876361
>bothering to bait at all in a thread like this
does your mom know you're using her iPad again?
>>688870364
I've only done this once and I thought it was fucking disgusting. the smell...the sight
>>688870364
It kinda just sounds like you put your dick in her ass and got shat on.
When I fuck my gf in the ass there is no "is this ok" bullshit, it's gonna hurt, I make it hurt, she loves it, then she licks me clean like the slut she is
>>688876570
whatever makes you feel better bro
some people actually have fun exchanging knowledge on here occasionally
>>688876648
>trying to counter bait with bait
>samefag still butt hurt
>will continue to reply because butt hurt
>will
>bloop
>>688870364
did you get poopoo on your peepee?
>>688876636
lame, it's fun to play with
and tastes good
>>688876806
>implying knowledge is on here
>implying faggots here are sharing useful shit
>responding to bait
>faggot as faggot can be
>>688876913
Premature ejaculation isn't precum
Faggot detected
>>688876829
but you replied to the counter bait because...
do you just get upset by straight people stealing your dirty sex act?
>>688876913
Yeah, the bit I get tastes really sweet but my loads don't taste as good, plus not horny after I cum.
>ywn be a cum guzzler
y lyve
>>688877117
ejaculate doesn't taste good, no matter when it happens, unless you like that kind of thing
virgin detected
>>688877131
>keep posting
"I'll get him!"
Look mom! Or some other thing you would say
You lost faggot I win because
>>688877292
>responds to obvious bait
>feels empowered
>>688877371
>>688877554
>doing the exact same thing
>but putting in even more effort by posting images
>>688876153
As much as OP
OP is 16.
His girlfriend's name is jen
They live in PA/MD
>>688876788
Your gf sounds way uglier than mine.
>>688877774
Someone upset kitty :(
>>688877831
cool story bro
>>688877931
that's not a very nice thing to say about your mom
>>688877774
Butt hurt is real in this one
>>688877993
just bored, but apparently not as bored as you
12 minutes on the clock and then I'm going to leave the house because I'm not a fucking loser
>>688878130
butt feels pretty great, but thanks for your concern
I'm just spreading joy because I know you get a little kick every time you see that little red ! on your tab
>>688878283
>tries to take the safe response path
>showing increasing signs of butthurt
>continues to try and insult
>obvious butt hurt
>>688878516
Don't know what a red ! Means..
But I know you're (pic related)
>>688873979
She will.
>>688878942
Oooo so much edge here, thanks for contributing to this faggot thread with a faggot response
>>688879053
>not getting the capeshit joke
>>688871538
sad
>>688878283
>going to leave the house
>not a loser
>has to say not a loser
>probably won't shower
Some of us don't need "to leave the house" because we have been doing things other than calling for you to bring a fresh towel
>>688878701
>describes self in replies
>>688878859
>newfag doesn't know what I'm talking about
your browser tab icon changes when someone has replied to you
I guess I should have referred to you getting of on how many "(You)"s show up on the page
>>688879053
It's so awkward when there's that one guy who didn't get the reference...
>>688871538
because YLYL, rekt, fb friends you want to fuck, pics you shouldn't share, trump, dick rate, quads/trips, and fur threads are all we should ever have? Fuck you, come up with some OC yourself or quit shitposting faggot.
>>688879239
>implying people are as much of a fag as you
>>688879325
sorry you don't get to work from home and make six figures barely doing anything
loser :P
>>688879336
not everyone is at home on a computer their mom built, some of us are pooping in our private office bathroom
Hey though keep replying to bait, it's fun (pathetic) but fun
>>688879367
Aww same fag this hard over a faggot reference?
>>688879740
wow you've been pooping for a long time
you should eat some celery or something
>>688871538
>trap, loli, YLYL shitposter detected
>>688879635
Ahahahaha nice
High five
>>688879854
Please stop, the butthurt is too much.
>>688880196
Still don't know what you were "quoting" but I'm sure it's fag shit
Keep replying though I'm having fun watching you
