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I would let us all die. It's not like they'd be grateful for my sacrifice anyway.

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Of course i'll kill the baby ?

Kill the kid,I can just get another one,plus even IF I did let the baby cry we'd all just be slaughtered

>>688864146
> implying I didn't kill the worthless child first thing

Anon pls.

Kill bb and use body later ofc

Post real question

Kill the baby, then start coughing.

>>688864912
you think you can kill your own fucking child? think again.

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>>688864146
Cover the baby's mouth.

>>688865143
I think in the Heat of the Situation i could do it.

>>688865143
I've killed over 9000 of my kids

Temporarily remove dick from baby's mouth to prevent coughing. What a stupid question.

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since you heartless cunts will just murder your child anyway, heres a more difficult situation:
You are a member of a gang and you have been arrested with another member of your gang. Both of you are confined away from each other and you have no way of communicating with the other member. The police does not have enough evidence to convict both of you with major charges and instead offer you and the other member a bargain. You have two choices:
(a) You can remain silent
(b) Or betray the other member and testify that he has committed the crime.

Then there are three outcomes:
(a) If you betray the other member and he remains silent, you will be set free and he will serve 3 years in prison. (But this also works vice versa. If you remain silent and he betrays you, you will serve 3 years in prison)
(b) If you betray the other member, and he betrays you too, you both serve 2 years in prison
(c) If you and the other member both remain silent, you both only serve one year in prison.

What would you do?

>>688865143

I've killed hundreds of billions of children for quick satisfaction, this one's just a little bigger.

>>688865350
Can we still kill a baby first?

>>688865350
Remain silent. Niggas don't snitch.

Can you come up with a real question, anon?

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>>688865568

>>688865124
kek

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>>688865350
>Game Theory
>Prisoner's Dilemma
I'd snitch without thinking about it.

>>688865643
I'm authorised to operate train equipment, and I have no legal obligation to help anyone.

Good Sumaratan laws hold you culpable if you try to positively interfere with a situation. If I do nothing, I am not responsible for any deaths that occur, nor should I be.

Too easy, anon. NEXT

>>688864146
strangle it to death

>>688865799
what if the other faggot snitches too? then you also go to prison, idiot

>>688865643
obviously one-box. if i cant see it i dont have to worry about it

>>688865976
thats not the point of a moral dilemma. you cant work around it, you have to remain within the given situation. Either you pull the lever or not, legal consequences aside

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>>688865799
No, not that easy. If he snitches too then you both go to jail as a snitch. Snitchs get raped and killed in jail. Checkmate nigger

>>688865350
Bitch let's hear a real one.

There's a torrential rain coming down while you're driving home. Everything is getting soaked through. You pass a bench with 3 people on it.

One is an old lady who is clearly dying, and will not live unless taken to the hospital immediately

Another is an old pal who had once saved your life

The last is a beautiful woman who you know will be your soul mate.

There is only one seat other than the drivers in your car.

Wat do?

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>>688866034
I have a more willingness to snitch on a fellow gang-member than the average person. I don't care; my priority is my own safety and well-being.

>>688866246
As above, so below. Plus, if/when I do find out he snitched anyway, who's to say I won't shank him the first chance I got? Better than me not snitching for some moralistic bullshit, only to find he sang like a canary anyway.

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>>688865976
You are a skilled doctor, with five patients who all need different organ transplants. There are currently no organs available to give them, and if they don’t get their transplants soon they will all die. You have a sixth patient, who is dying of an incurable disease. At the moment you are giving him medicine to ease his pain and prolong his life. He is a compatible organ donor for your five other patients, but the medicine he is taking will keep him alive just a day longer than they have left. If you were to stop giving him medicine he would die before them, in a very painful way, but you would then be able to use his organs to save the other five.

What should you do?

What if the sixth patient’s disease was curable, and the medicine you are giving him will allow him to make a complete recovery?

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>>688866318
The pal. Bros before hoes, even old ones.

>>688866318
Soulmate sit on my lap and have the old lady sit on the lap of my old pal. Too easy,anon.

>>688866243
> moral dilemma
> only two outcomes
Fuck your vidya logic. I am under no moral obligation to interfere. How about we ask about the morals of this Predictor asshole?

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>>688866318
ill take the hot bitch of course

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>>688866464
I'd treat whoever got there first.

>>688865350
I stay silent because he knows if he rats, he'll be killed regardless.

I've heard about such story before from a Syrian refugee. When their group was hiding from Syrian army father strangled his baby to shut her mouth

>>688866464
But I'm not a doctor, anon. I can't imagine being a doctor. I have literally no way to answer this.

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>>688866380
In prison if the word gets out even as a rumor you are fucked so if you snitch its a burden you can't get rid of. Sharking him? No that is a retarded idea that will land you without any privileges and they'd give you extra time or possible life. What you do if you both snitch is get yourself in perm prison protection. That is when you are removed from the cells with the normal inmates in fear of your saftey. In uk you can get TV's and shit

>>688866601
Not how it works, dipshit
>>688866475
Ur just gonna let an old woman die?>>688866696
And you too?

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>>688867042
Really between a rock and a hard place on that one. I've already decided that if I do wind up in prison, for any reason, I'm going all the way: I'm killing someone so I can get solitude. I'm in the U.S., so it's literally just sitting in a completely dark room naked, but whatever. The alternative isn't exactly favorable.

Then again, this is why I don't engage in criminal activity, or hang around those who do.

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>>688867344
She's 3 feet from death anyway, why not? Not like she's going to work me into her will or anything if I do save her.

well if you asswipes think you can just trick yourself out of every moral dilemma then give me a proper one that will leave no options, and genuinely leaves you stunned

>>688867344
well, yes i am going to let an old woman die. Shes old. She has lived her life. why should i let a beautiful young lady die?

im more in conflict about the old pal that saved me, because i would owe him, but then again the women will be my soulmate. i would just hate myself either way if i saved the other one. so i will go with the alternative that gives me somewhat more pleasure

>>688866475
have old pal take lady to hospital

>>688865098
>having a child in the first place

Anon plz

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>>688867907
Then *I'd* be out of a car. No deal.

>>688864146
Kill the OP.

>>688867907
meant this one
>>688866318

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i dont have a kid

>>688865278
Underrated post

>>688864146
Kill the bandits duh

>>688865143
Let someone else kill him

>>688864146
Youre fucking dumb. Put whiskey in baby formula and put the damn thing to sleep.

>>688864146
I live in Houston... if my townspeople are with me... I ain't got shit to worry about.

>>688868020
that person is your friend you'd just ask him to drop it at you house and my friends would

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>>688868406
Maybe it's because my irl friends have been treating me like a fringe as of late that I feel this way, but I'm pretty sure my friends wouldn't do anything for me, especially something like that.

>>688864146
I could just put the baby to sleep, too easy

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>>688864146
Why wasting your time in this dilemma shit instead of checking this dubs

>>688866034
>Game Theory
>Prisoner's Dilemma
Did you even read the post you replied to?

>>688866464
If number 6 has a disease it makes his organs unusable for transplants

>>688868863
what the hell are you trying to say

Murder the baby. Murder the person on the tracks. Kill myself for being a gang nigger. Leave the old friend and old lady to die and get some pussy.

kill the band of bad people

>>688869047
The dumb cunt doesn't understand economic theories

The kid dies regardless, so I would rather kill it and ensure the safety of me and my people.

>>688864146
Put the baby in uncounscious state.

>>688869446
wow you are so superior

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OH, FUCK!!

>>688866034
if the other faggot snitches then you'll be glad that you snitched too, because you get 2 years instead of 3

the trick is that no matter what the other person does your own personal outcome is better if you snitch (but only if you ignore the fact that your gang will kill you later)

I'd cover my babies fucking mouth idiot

>>688867980
Fair point, good anon

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>>688864146
id throw the little shit at the bandit leaders head, jump out of the cave and shout out loud "save it, its all yours my friend" with this face