Do your homework. She'll never expect it.

Practice imitating a phone on silent mode, then when you get good at it, you should make the noise in class. Teachers will CRACK.

delete the system32 off her computer

>>688860864
Holy shit, I didn't even think of that..

What doe she do that is so bad?

>>688860050
Rekt

>>688859630
Imagine how much she hates her jop because of douchenozzles like you. Your revenge is just being the dick that you are.

>>688860951
She's unfair, stupid shit like picking favourites and overall just annoying as fuck. Nothing to really be salty about but I'm not coming back here next year so I figure why not.

>>688859630
Spread peanut butter on her desk before she enters the classroom.

Underage b8?

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>>688859630
attack her bootypipe

>>688859630
You have to be 18 to browse on 4chan, you know that right?

>>688861452
who cares

>>688861452
And you can be any age to fuck off, I'm over 18.

>>688861530
over 18, still in child school mad at teacher for not making him her favorite

Put bird seed on her car.

LOTS of bird crap will follow.

>>688861964
WIN, Will probably do that.

>ITT: Underage, the thread.

>>688862182
The reason I'm not coming back next year is 'cause I'm graduating, fuckass.

>>688862419
I hope she holds you back, you whiny little bitch

>>688859630
OP is in highschool.

Photo shop her face on nudes and spread about school

Is she hot? Post pics of teacher OP

>>688864108
Yeah but obese male nudes

>>688864171
Teacher is ugly as ALL UNHOLY FUCK. Big nose, hands oily as fuck, hair looks like a birds nest. Lanky and beer belly constantly.

>>688862419
Another victory for no child left behind. Have fun mopping floors with your shit education.

>>688864108
For added hilarity, make it bdsm, and shop your face in their torturing her!

>It'll look good on college applications

>>688864398
Post pics and let us judge for ourselves

>>688864450
Thanks, they won't even know who made it!
>mfw every teacher knows I hate the shit out of her

>>688864721
They'll respect you for having the balls to do it.

Worst they can do is not let you go to the ceremony. Can't take away your degree.

>>688864647
Not in her class right now, don't have it until next Tuesday thank fuck.

>>688864919
And no one wants to sit through that boring shit. We're behind you OP!

>>688859630

Place one of those electric taser staplers on her desk.

Set her car on fire

>>688861530
These fucking kids aren't even out for summer yet
kill yourself that should be a surprise for her

>>688865197
There's actually no law against it. People just think there is.

>Shithead

>>688859630
Post a good picture of her face and I'll Photoshop her nude.. print it out and lay it on her desk

>>688865279
Blame her in the note!

>>688859630
in our school the clocks were all oldschool and had no covers so we would wait for the teacher to leave the room for a sec then turn the clocks forward about 40 minutes. someone would tell her to look at the clock and the teacher was such a moron she assumed the bells weren't working and then let us leave ~40 mins early. only works if your teacher is on the edge of being senile btw.

>>688865111

Trips demands. Obtain at Spencers Gifts.

>>688861179
You sound like a bitch.

>>688865466
Dubs confirmed trips demand

>>688865555

>>688859630
Shit on her desk

>>688859630
So what is this female canine teaching you? And why is that a problem?

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>>688860050

Download an incredibly high pitched noise on your phone and play it during class

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>>688859630
I hid my cell phone in the classroom in a very well hidden place and put it on loud and set the ringer to 1) porn moaning sounds and another 2) gun shots and then used a friends cell to call it over and over again during class. One teacher got mega mad and kept trying to find if. The other ducked under her desk and told us to lock the classroom and cried.

Try it, it's fun.

>>688866337
ahahaa, doing it

Also everyone, if you can guess her name you get a pic of her.

>>688866514
BRILLIANT. this is some good shit, boys.
Anyways, where did you hide it?

>>688859630
>my teacher
you fucking toddler

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>>688859630
You should thank her for bothering to try and get knowledge into your brain.

You live in a world where knowledge is the most important thing you could get in life.

She gets up just about every day and has to deal with you little shits, just so she can hope she makes you a better person, so she can hope you're more prepared for your future.

Your brain is like biceps. You exercise your biceps, you do curls, you stretch, you rest, you get stronger biceps.
The stronger your biceps, the more you can lift.
With enough bicep curls, you could carry the weight of the whole world.

>>688859630
use a sharpie and color out the optical censor in her mouse