Because I graduated high school and actually got into college

Fuck you, that's why!

Cause people never join the military after college right. Kys

Because I'm not a faggot

I want to live

>>688858311
/thread

>>688857908
I cant look at nice butts in the navy like i can at work

>>688857908
Because I have friends and family that care about me

>>688857908
because i didnt want to reenlist. master at arms master race

>>688857908
Because I joined the Army like any real man would.

Because I'm not a faggot who became a squid.

>>688858507
>Real Man
>Joined Army

>>688857908
Because I don't want to be locked up in a tub with another 5000 men. For 6 months.

>>688858507
MOS?

>>688858434
>lying on the internet
Why would someone do this?Just lie to a bunch of strangers?

Because I was and then I realized I could make over six figures and do whatever I want, so I got out.

The real question is why are you not an officer or at least a petty officer yet you little undesignated nub fuck. Stop posting on /b/ and get to work and qualify something you worthless little shit.

>>688858469
MAA are retards

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Because other people like you can do the job so that I can do my own.

>>688858656
11B
>>688858643
>The United States Marine Corps is a department of the Navy
Like I said, I didn't want to be in the Navy. I wanted to be a man.

>>688858674
Cause I'm shitting in my "a" school house you niggerfaggot.

i get seasick easy

>>688858469
Confirmed MAA are retards, thats why every base contracts your job out to third party civilians.

>>688858695
>To each, his own
I like you man.

Fat, lazy, don't want to shower with other people, like having a private bedroom, probably have several undiagnosed health problems that'd disqualify me.

Soldier Suit | Foredt DDPAT (Factory New)

How much on steam market?

>>688858686
retards with authority one rank higher than anyone we talk to so lets be real about it untermensch

Because I am not a fucking degenerate troglodyte.

>>688858900
>implying
Communal showers are great, you get to make all the boots give everyone head.

>>688858827
Oh A-School, you must be really important. Good job passing bootcamp and not contributing anything yet. I say again, worthless NUB fuck.

>>688858900
>Fat, lazy, don't want to shower
FTFY you fucking grognard.

>>688858972
Don't pass MUH gate lemme see urrr cac carddddd shipmateee

>>688859013
Army fag here, I'm guessing NUB is yalls version of FNG?

>>688857908
Because I'm not a faggot

>>688857908

>Doesn't even have any crows
>Doesn't have warfare device
>Pristine NWU's

I think the real question is how many days ago did you graduate bootcamp. Was it today? Did you graduate bootcamp today Mr. Nub?

>>688859013
BM3 butthurt your presence is requested on the side of the ship you fucking rustpicker

>>688857908

Wasn't really into all that sodomy.

>>688859174
Mr. Nub sounds like a midget pornstar

I'm joining the marines

>>688859146
Pretty much, it means Non Useful Body. It's what you call anyone who doesn't have a warfare device yet and is generally useless. Aka OP, basic faggot that thinks because he passed bootcamp it means he's worth something.

>>688859088
>>688858992
why is the navy so gay

>>688859355
Someone failed att

>>688859331
You poor bastard

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Cause I joined to coast guard...

>>688859355
I've been in the navy for a year and a have and still have no warfare device :(

>>688859508
How is the coast guard? What do you do

>>688857908
I don't want stupid ass people yelling at me for nothing the rest of my life. At least, not without me getting well paid for it, and also being able to see my family and friends when I feel like it, and not going out on the fucking ocean for months at a time.

That's why

>>688859355
nice dubs

>>688859508

Coast guard is pretty cool, best paintjobs, get to shoot at drug smugglers.

>>688859443
The fuck is att? Some airdale skittle bull shit?

Because I'm a Vegan

>>688857908
would only have joined to be pilot
have shitty eyes

also was slightly libtard when I was younger
did a full turnaround when I got a job

>>688857908
because of my hearing they won't let me in

>>688859588

It's okay. I guard the coast.

Because I already sit in a room doing nothing of value or anything that matters
Why would I join the navy to do the same thing?

i'm allergic to fags that's why

>>688859511
You should be sad, get hot.

>>688858210
>Cause people never join the military after college right

Got a letter in college from the Navy- if I would have signed up for the nuke program, they would pay me like $1500 a month stipend while I was still in college and then I'd join and go to school for it. Shit was actually quite tempting- I had never seen that kind of money in my life.

Did NOT join.

Because the Navy is full of a bunch of mouthy losers that pretend they're hot shit when 95% of them work normal jobs

Also Air Force master race.

Because I don't like seamen

>>688859689
Prerequisite for a lot of rates having anything to do with electricity or electronics. ET FC EM GSE GSM etc etc they call it they contract shredder cause people are retarded and can't pass it

>>688859355
nice dubs

>>688859229
Says the person who has never been on a ship and is in A School.

>>688859588
I'm a boatswain mate so drive boats, paint, LE, Search and rescue etc that's what I do at small boat station but it's alright deal with same Bullshit like the rest of you guys but I do have fun from time to time

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>>688859809
>MFW
>1500 a month
You did the right choice not joining

>>688858827
Leave your phone in your dorm room you baby faggot. You've been in since breakfast so you don't even know what the fuck the military is

>>688859990
I've been on the uss trader and marlinspike nerd. Get shitty

>>688860112
Trayer*

>>688859809
My friend and I received a visit for that too. Scored high on asvab and they tried grabbing us out of highschool.

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Faggot here, I'm in the process of joining the navy, it's taking fucking forever becuase when I was a wewlad about 8 years old my mom thought I was ADHD and demanded my doc put me on meds, went off it it like a year later becuase doc new better then to keep me on it before I head into middle school. But the recruiter found out and had to do a bunch of shit, anyway long story long I'm about to take the ASVAB and was wondering how to test is like and how basic was for you. Hard , not hard. I'm 21 will be 22 in September and I weigh 205 right now dropping it everyday. I was 222 a month and a half ago. I know I'm still fat. Don't remind me...

>>688859667
Yeah was on a 378 before did all south patrols with the navy dealing with drug smugglers they were pretty funny

>>688859889
as if that dosnt apply to your shitty branch, nice way to cover down you fucking penguin faggots

Done shitting. Get mad, shit rate salty 17 year first class faggots. I'm out this bitch

>>688860112
Hahahaha my bad I forgot about the wondrous port of Great Lakes, IL. Go fall in love with that girl in your class that isn't fucking every other guys she sees, then marry her so you can go ahead and get divorced and give her fat ass half your money.

>>688857908
I'm joining the Airforce in a year bruh.

>>688859331
>Dept of the Navy
Still a squid

>>688859508
>Not under the DoD
Not a branch, I don't care what they say.

>>688860306
Good to know you everyone hates you so you can't befriend them. Instead of getting to know your shipmates you shitpost on /b/ you'll go far. enjoy hating your life as much as everyone hates your faggot ass.

>>688860324
hahahahhahaha gotem

>>688859667


>get to shoot at drug smugglers.
You get to kill more than a Marine would?

>>688860524
That's fine everyone has their opinion

>>688859748
Great benefits?

>>688859889
>Air force
You literally just described your own branch you turbo autist

>>688860625
Mostly just disable their boats I'm the other guys also

>>688858507
Kek

>>688859889
>>688860184
You're both dumb

>>688857908
getting shipped to boot in august.

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>>688860540
Calm down fireman sanchez. English please

>>688857908
Cause i got out last February because the advancement rate for Corpsman was under 9% and my chain of command was about as useful as a pink miata.

>>688860632
I'm just jerking your chain man, I too would like to shoot at boats with a 240. I shot at hadjii with a M2 instead though, still pretty fun

>>688860764
Not that dude but the majority of all branches work normal job that dudes an idiot

>>688860821
You guys just outdoors all day using your Zoom goggles looking for smuglers?

>>688860886
so you're under 18?
MODS

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>>688857908
>Why are you not in the navy

>>688860886
>>688861139

Technically he wrote
To
Not
Too

So.... idk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

>>688860982
It's that way for Medics too man, my last Doc had been in for 5 and was still a E4. Bitter as fuck about it too. Hell of a medic though.

>>688857908
Because I'm not a faggot, so I don't need a diet that consists of... (wait for it...)

SEAMEN!

Faggot.

Been considering it TBH. or Air Fags. Any advice from actual military fags?

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>>688861257 >>688861257 first off i'm 17 truning 18 in july, second shit didn't see my typo

>>688859784
I've been in training or on hold this entire time. Shit's ridiculous

>>688861267
There...there are niggers in the Navy?

>>688861006
Haha it's cool I don't mad at anyone that doesn't think CG is real branch we still help out all other branches but didn't shoot 240 I was on the 50 Cal crew on board the ship and on BTM team I just carried a sig but you must of had fun, was mostly feeling sea sick aND getting smacked in the face by salt water

>>688859809
Yo that was like the most gucci deal the navy has - you get free college and you teach nukes and work a job. should've done it

>>688860873
also considering AIRR, took an EMT college course in high school

>>688861462
You are a retard kek
Hope the mods don't fuck you over

Other than that good luck faggot.

>>688861283
so overman'd its not funny... I hated how pretty much my entire chain of command were rate conversion. didn't even work their way up for it. Just came into it without any good knowledge and is supposed to just have "authority" over people...

>>688859809
Im a nuke. You would have hated your life. I hate my life.

Money is good though, and i'm not even out of training.

>>688857908
I joined the Army.

>>688861092
No there is a joint nations/military facility in somewhere in bumblefuck land that relays info on potential smugglers so mostly passed Intel or we run into them by accident and they run

>>688861698
no that was the ldo powerschool instructor deal... man that was the best deal i've seen so far- also a nuke

>>688857908
Because the Army loves me
Anyone shipping in July?

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>>688861558 >>688861257 >>688861257
also canada's age is like 19 or 20

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>>688857908
Master race USAF reporting for duty. Currently sitting on my ass.

>>688861895
As a dude from Florida I actually need some advice on this
Is it as hot north as it is here ? I mean since you guys spend so much time outside I don't want to die from heatstroke.

>>688858507
/Thread

13M can confirm

>>688857908
Tits or GTFO

>>688862076
How is the Air Fags? Thinkin about it

>>688857908

Because I'm not a squidfag, and joined the U.S. Army instead.

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>>688862076
Ayyyyy

>>688862076
Show us some of the hot AF chicks in your class.

>>688857908
my friend was
he was only in there for less than 2 years
signed up for 6 to get bonus
started drinking
a lot
made sure everyone saw
performed his duties
went to aa
quit drinking
then started up again
performed his duties, made sure his superiors saw him
drank more
went to aa
got honorable discharge
kept all his benefits

>>688862076
>>688862395


Shit they have grills in the AirForce?

>>688858674
> nub
Submarines is best marines mah nigga

>>688862076

Chairforce, check my Army dubs.

>>688857908
because I transferred to the fleet reserve in 2011

NO go earn a warfare device you fucking non qualified puke!

>>688862076
>>688862293
Best branch out there. We're spoiled as shit. Have pretty decent jobs. Best looking grills. If I wasn't a complete loser when I was 19 I might have gone to college but I think I'm better off without it now.

>>688862077
Current temp here in NJ is 77 and that here at the beach cause that's were our station is so not that bad but our uniforms trap heat so it's be more hot for me then being in civvies

>>688859511
Dinq list for you.... get the fuck off of /b/ and the Dinq list you shitbird

>>688857908
Paul?

>>688857908
Because someone has to fuck your girlfriend while you're on deployment.

>>688862395
Fuck you talking about class? I'm in a shop with 5 other mechanics. There's no grills in my building.

>>688861450
Go Navy or AF right now, peactime Army and USMC suck because they're based around fighting. They're honestly better options anyway, but I came in during the surge and wanted to kick ass and chew gum. Get a job that translates to a civilian field or go career. Its a lot of bullshit but it's a lot of fun too. Go for it man.

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>>688862465
The highest percentage of the branches

>>688857908
Because i have empathy and care for other human beings enough to not murder them legally.

>>688858369
uhh yeah you can. All the nice man butts for days

>>688862751
Oh...misread ass as class

>>688862839
This anon knows what's up

>>688861473
Can't beat the ol Ma Deuce man, that was my baby last deployment. I didn't go sea bourne because I get sick in a dingy fishing, fuck the ocean.

>>688857908
easy. it's just for idiots which have no other perspective in life than being slaugthered by sandniggers.

>>688862865
They are sluts right?
Are they hot though?

>>688862569
I was a loser at 19. I'm soon to be 21 and thinkin about enlisting again.

>>688862465
As an Army fag, I will staunchly say that not only does the AF have the most, they have the hottest. Hands down.

>>688863113
I was in the Army. There was a high percentage of sluts

>>688863113
>>688863113
Doesn't matter they all look hot on deployment. You dunk your dick in and go back home a couple weeks later.

Go navy and go engineering. Suck shit for four years, get free college and free experience and learn to QA. When it's all said and done make that paper

>>688858507
74D got your 6, Carl.

>>688862839
>alot of bullshit buT alot of fun
Kinda what I expected. Welp

>>688863197
>>688863197

But this guy is correct. The AF had the hottest chicks

>>688862881
>Navy
>killing anyone
>Im a contrary 14 year old and I know jack shit about the military: the post

>>688863113
Refer to
>>688863197

>>688862881
That whole 2% of the Navy that actually does ANY killing

>>688863352
I was in 8 years and wouldn't trade that time for the world man. It was great, even if it did suck.

>>688863027
Haha yeah the ocean is an unforgiving bitch it's my office so I tread lightly and that baby was sweet to shoot

>>688863197
>>688863229
>>688863278

Well I fucked up with girls here and probably won't make any progress this last year, so that is pretty cool
Get to pretend I am not an Aspie

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>>688857908
Because the recruiter I was working with for a year and a half just up and retired mid-process, with no warning. I'm trying to get back in though.

I did 16 years in the RN.

I don't regret it - but i certainly don't recommend it either.....

>>688857908
cuz of bad graphics
i can see the fucking pixels

Because I'm joining the marine corps, but then again the Marines are part of the navy

>>688857908
cause i dont live in that fucktard country

>>688863591
All parts of life have goods and bads.
But thanks for the advice, I like getting a straightforward perspective

>>688863850
I'm sorry for you in advance

>>688857908
>>688857908
> why be sea man when I place seamen in your mothers mouth

So can you choose your job these days or do they just slot you with whatever you seem to fit into

>>688863688
Christ I am sick of this kinder gentler navy shit. Tattoos don't make you a bad sailor, smoking doesn't make you a bad sailor, drinking doesn't make you a bad sailor. Being a fucking manchild with not decision making capability makes you a bad sailor.

> looking at you 7th fleet

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>>688858796
I didn't even think you guys existed

>>688863700
Why not join the Guards instead.

>>688863318

Exactly what i'm doing. Navy nuke. Eat shit for 6 years, then go to school, get dat degree, and eventually work up to QA.

>>688864023
Depends on how good you do on the asvab

>>688857908
kek'd

http://www.marines.mil/ go here for some real shit

>>688863700
"Royal Navy" sounds cool as fuck though, you got to admit
>>688863612
Tore some shit up with mine, always fun to watch an engine block crumple like paper.
>>688863650
There's plenty of aspies and beta orbiters in the military man, my best advice for picking up a chick in uniform is to just be cool and treat them like a normal Joe, including dick jokes and shit. Nailed 2 of my medics and one AF chick that hung out with us at the MWR like that.
>>688864082
I'm just breaking balls man, my best friend is a Nuke Tech and my dad was a Marine. I always trigger him with, "Tell us about your time in the Navy Pop," Keks are had.

>>688857908
Swore in last month. Going sub, ship out in January.

>>688864195
I took the test a few years ago when I thought about joining the army. Got a 93. Dunno if that translates, but I was a lot smarter then too, being fresh out of school

>>688864153
Subs or surface? And what rate?

>>688857908
>100 guys go in
>50 couples come out

Infantry is the way to go
>>688858796
11B only true MOS bro.

Because I'm not a burnout.

People that join the military are just slackers that couldn't do anything else.

>>688864023
I'm pretty sure the Marines still slot you wherever they want, but everyone else let's you pick based off score. Unless you wash out, then you go wherever they need you, "Needs of the Army/Navy/AF"

because I'm not about to give myself ptsd

Because I'm educated and heterosexual. Why are you in the Navy? Because you lack direction in life and need to be told what to do to make anything of yourself.

>>688864475
Poor b8 m8

>>688857908
Guys need your advice pls!

>>688860439

Medical disqualification

>>688857908
I'm joining after college so I can be an officer. I'm hoping to get aviation electronics as my MOS.

God bless sir.

>>688864378
Probably gonna sub vol. MMN going for ELT most likely.

>>688857908
Because I'm not a fucking pog. I actually do shit, instead of fucking other men.

>>688864319
>my best advice for picking up a chick in uniform is to just be cool and treat them like a normal Joe

Yeah I mean I know how to act to get girls I used to not be a total aspie
I'm a good looking dude anyways and don't usually (or really ever) made the first move.. which I need to work on.

I just want to get laid and fly some sweet planes bro.
Maybe kill some niggers.

91M master race

>>688859508
Hows navy's JV team?

>>688864370
Stop don't elist. If you want to go military go ROTC, be an officer free college less work, more money. (An O3 typically pulls right around 100k a year)

>>688864023
I don't know if they do this anymore, but when I was enlisting they sure tried to steer you a certain way with signing bonuses and things like that

>>688864319
So satisfying watching that boat erupt in flames and burn

>>688857908
not a fag thx

>>688864565

implying all kids that aren't in the military have their lives planned out. That's why they're shooting up schools and on 4chan asking if they're gay for liking trannies.

>>688859508
hey look another puddle pirate

>>688864689
Mah nigga

>>688864723
So go through officer school first? I feel like if I would want to be an officer I should know what it's like to be a grunt first.

>>688857908
If I wanted to take it up the ass, I'd just opt for prison. No point in dressing up and play pretend useful.

>>688864520
>ptsd
>chief yelled at me
>triggered

>>688864475
Can confirm. Every single person ive ever met who joined the military joined not because they wanted to protect or serve their country, they just had nothing working out for them in life so they went somewhere where they will have all the choices made for them.

>>688864475
>People that join the military are just slackers that couldn't do anything else.
Go fuck yourself. Some of the best business partners I had were honorably discharged military. One Marine I worked with was scary smart, quite imaginative and one of the most free thinkers I ever met. This guy argued circles around liberals making one jump up and down crying like a baby as she screams, "Please just agree with me!"

>>688864941
Don't take the b8 pal

because i dont like being stuck in the ocean surrounded with seamen

>>688864775
That was one time!!!

>>688864868
>So go through officer school first? I feel like if I would want to be an officer I should know what it's like to be a grunt first.
Not needed but "former service" officers are a lot more respected once you take a commission.

>>688864607
It's not bait, it's true. Literally all the people that went into the military I know where stupid and lazy and it was something to do since they had no motivation for college and their moms were tired of paying for their shit.

>>688864697
>>688864416
Grunt 4 lyfe
>>688864705
Don't know what the reqs are for pilot, seems like a sweet gig though. Probably need to be an officer
>>688864906
I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
>>688864743
You can be a fag and a badass too man, they're not mutually exclusive.

>>688864868
> officer school
Spoken: collage
Don't go get shot at for a living. That shit's for retards the biggest thing for new officers is to be humble towards the blueshirts

>>688865104
>where stupid
You were saying, anon? :^)

>>688865104
>MUH PERSONAL ANECDOTE
You're trying too hard man

>>688865148
>Don't know what the reqs are for pilot, seems like a sweet gig though. Probably need to be an officer

Wait shit I don't automatically get to fly planes if I join the AF ?

>>688865148
>I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

Nigger you dont need the military for that. I get your point but shit son.

>>688864906
I can confirm this for myself at least. I had no idea where I wanted to go in life or how to get there. I knew I wanted to join but no real mind for why.

But, the military forced me to grow up and I'm a much better person for it. Now, as I'm transitioning back into the civilian world, I'll continue my service to my community by becoming an EMT.

If I hadn't joined, I'd be at a dead end job right now.

>>688865175
I wasn't gonna sign for anything combat anyway. But I've considered officer school first. I'd like to go for pilot so you need officership.

>>688865176
> were
Just wanted to clear that up

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>>688857908
But I am in the Navy.

>>688865372
>that's the correct term
Oh anon, youre funny

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>>688857908
>mfw I thought there would be hot men in uniforms itt

>>688865294
And thats fine. Im not saying its bad, but realistically most people who actually join are joining simply because they couldnt find a fit somewhere else.

>>688865453
We know that's you Tom

>>688865272
>What is Full Metal Jacket
>>688865175
>Spoken:college
I keked waaaayyyy too hard at this
>>688865228
Nope
>>688865527
You have to get on the ship for that my friend

>>688865368
Seems cool, but pilots don't really LEAD stuff they just fly jets. So be fit and don't be an asshole

>>688863346
Ayy me and the only other Cbrn out here dog ft lw can eat my ass

>>688864906
I joined the Army in 07 because I was deathly afraid sand niggers were going to come for my family, so I went to them.

because i'm to busy being a paratrooper

you're welcome

So are people generally chill in the military. I'm guessing there are a lot of dickfaces. But on average, not everyone right?

>>688865826
Someone has to get shot at for a living. They ought to pay you clowns more

Too many non-whites in the military.

>>688865787
If you are so unhinged you think your whole life and family is going to be blown apart by a couple of sandniggers so you dropped everything to go join the military, you are perfect for the job. Literally the exact kind of person they were looking for. Congrats.

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>>688865866

>>688865453
>Private, do you know why those Navy fags have nametags on their asses?
>No sergeant, why?
>So the Marines know who they're fucking.

>>688865272
Honestly though, I just wanted to be in the Army since I was a kid. It wasnt until after I got out I lost my way. I wanted to fight, because other Americans were fighting and I didn't want them to die without having put in my time. "Men in England still abed shall feel their manhoods cheapened whilst any of us draws breath," and all that.

I didn't even agree with the invasion of Iraq, but we were there and Americans were fighting so I went. It didn't even seem like a question to me.

>>688865972
Trump 2016
Dw soon

>>688865972
>They ought to pay you clowns more
not really, they get huge benefits and shit. probably overpaid for being rejects that needed a place to go

>>688857908
Op is obviously attention seeker

>>688866049
The only good kind of marine is a submarine, bitch

>>688864783
Hi!

>>688865065
I sympathize.

But you lie. It was at least twice.

>>688865826
Fucking good for you, don't be a dirty leg. Don't be a 5 jump chump either cherry, stay Airborne

>>688865527
G...give me a year plox,

>>688865866
If you're in a line company in the infantry, no.
Anywhere else, yeah.

>>688857908
Cause I'm not a fucking faggot

>>688866262
82nd Here

>>688864719
No idea not navy and I don't follow the military teams

>>688866188
Hearty fucking chuckle.
Been a while.
Cheers, Anon.

>>688857908
do they provide the anal bleaching and enemas or do I have to pay for them myself? Thinking of enlisting

>>688866403
JV as in Junior Varsity, as in the underclassmen football team in highschool. Come on man.

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Because i wanted to drive trucks and wear badass UCPs that ended up getting phased out anyways so now i wear RFI multicams cause new ACUs are bad.

88M reporting in

>>688866136
As far as I'm aware I'm in the highest paid (and fastest advancing) enlisted community I'm the entire military. I know the benefits he should get paid more

>>688866533
I think Tricare just authorized lazer hair removal, so you should be good there. Just get a reusable enima, saves money in the long run

>>688866485
Shipmates helping shipmates

You know I would like to see all the Military haters and all the Military faggs be put in a closed area together
I would pay to see that.. why is this not a TV show?

>>688866547
yeah they should lower your benefits and his

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>>688866543
>88M
Fuckin PoGs man. Why am I always waiting fucking 4 hours at a range for you guys to get off your asses and pick us real men up?

>>688857908
Computer specialist. If the navy really needs me, they can hire me like everyone else.

>>688866782
>butthurt millfag
i bet you wear your uniform on the airplane