Open a window... Your spicy food smells !

>>688854710
What's this mozarella liquid in the fridge?

>>688854987
It's my organic yogurt, please leave it be

>>688854987
It's not mozarella

>>688855082
I think John put it in his cereals this morning

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Hey b/, look at my pet

where is your mom?

BRB, stealing imouto's pantsu.

WHO THE FUCK DRANK ALL THE CHOCOLATE MILK? I WAS SAVING THAT.

>>688855082
Where do you buy it?

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my pet

>>688855280
It was me, what are going to do about it?

who clogged the shitter?

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guise I changed the wifi to FREE CANDY

>>688854710
FYI
I put all your cum socks in the washing machine
You get them back tomorrow

Yeah I couldn't find a plunger in the bathroom so I'm just not going to bother. Enjoy the smell.

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We are keeping him, he is descented.

>>688855280
Wasn't me I'm lactose intolerant

There's a chick at the door named Bailey. Should I let her in?

Also guys..... If I could have all of your attention???
My sister is visiting this weekend, last time she was here she said somebody took her panties....so be on the lookout for that, thanks!

>>688855449
Thanks anon

>>688855550
No.

>>688854710
Has someone seen Cassandra?

>>688855550
Only if she has a feminine penis. This is a no girls allowed house.

>>688855550
Only of it is the one with the peanis

>>688854710
Which one of you used my dildos?
Jesus Christ at least clean it after you stick it up your ass

>>688855550
She's here to see OP

>>688855167
Wtf guys that's for my diet!

>>688855550
tsss no. its a trap

>>688855550
Yes, i ordered a Bailey, bring her to the downstairs sex dungeon

>>688855594
Oh you mean that dry cumrag hanging in John's closet he keeps with a picture of your sister from FB?

Who ordered the truckload of bananas?

>>688855437
Kick you out and tell your father to halt your income you spoiled little cunt

>>688855594
We are going to take her to the basement

>>688855550
Yay! She's here to teach me about butt sex!

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>>688855734
We don't have a basement here.

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my mommy is visity me this weekend. you guys can not go fuck around here ok

>>688855850
Stop interfering with his freedoms, you commie.

>>688855935
Rekt

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Knock before you enter

Who moved my sign that said, no niggers allowed

>>688855811
He's only doing that because I walked in on his dad sucking off the boy neighbor

>>688855850
Ha my parents are dead

>>688855935
The house is a basement.

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Make sure you get my change from the pizza guy

>>688856061
A nigger did that

>>688856065
Nah I think he piped her throat with his cock last time she just doesn't remember it.

Who used all the Vaseline?

>>688856082
Hahaha that IS funny.
Never mind your life is already over, you haven't anyone to make proud!

>>688854710
Any of you guys seen my box with "bag dragon" on the side. Can't find it anywhere

>>688856148
You ordered cheese pizza , right?

>>688856256
sorry

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So guys I am gonna order some pizza, who wants some?

>>688856340
it better be cp

who wants to watch a movie with me?

>>688856340
I'll take Cheese Pizza

>>688856256
I used the vaseline to have sex with my waifu

>>688856256
Yeah sorry had to squeeze out of Nathan's room... that fucking hoarder

I had a dildo in the closet, where did it go

>>688856388
Dat comeback. Impressive. Very nice.

>>688856284
I already know that

>>688854710
The cum socks are ready, i starched the shit out of them

I can't find my fleshlight. Can I borrow someone's?

>>688856294
Yes its in the basement go get it

>>688856530
Just use the one attached to the shower wall

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>>688856379
>>688856385

>>688856579
Thanks dude. Why are the lights not working

>>688856206
Impossible! As you know.... He suffers from erictile malfunction...truth is we all know you and him are gay for eachouther! Brad saw you kissing him on the lips last Tuesday

Hey let's be 1337 hax0rs and raid 9fag lololol

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>>688856444
Uhm, I-I-I...

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>Knock knock
Good afternoon! Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?

>>688856530
Just use the community one in the shower. Just clean it after you're done.

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Hey guys check out my finger box

>>688856747
Fuck off ya little wankers!

who wants to see my feminine penis?

>>688856657
Because we are going to have some fun with you :)

>>688856801
Is this not a fleshlight? Shit, Chad... I think you have to wash it

>>688856747
Are they made from real girl scouts?

>>688856747
Hello little ladies, would like you make a trade? Please come inside, I know I will.

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>>688856747

>>688856885
Who uses a wooden fleshlight? Nigger you're going to be pulling splinters out of your dick for weeks. Happy fapping

Guys the water bill just arrived and people need to cut back on their shower times..

>>688856747
For the love of god, run!

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I made dinner guya

>>688857010
I thought you knew that I have dendrophilia, Chad, fuck! We have lived here for quite some time now, also, where the fuck is my booze? Chad?

>>688857085
Fuck off Tyrone

>>688857014
I run an illegal car wash in the upstairs sex dungeon, my bad.

>>688857014
Fuck you bean counter faggot fuck and go have a fag with Bailey

I want to watch animus

>>688857014
I ain´t showering together, if that´s what you are implying, nigguuh

>>688857085
Alaskan pipeline condom poop?

I brought some friends home. We are just gonna be upstairs for a bit playing vidya and studying.

>>688857085
I'm 12 and what is this?

>>688857014
Maybe you should just get a better job.

>>688857175
Bring you're waifu.

>>688857404
what the.... the chick on the left

>>688857404
There's space on my cock for my men, and only ONE OF YOU!

>>688857383
Maybe you should get off your ass and work the corner with me next time

Hey guys OP is giving free toss jobs upstairs!

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>>688857556
No. They are my friends go get your own.

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hi my name is chad

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You fags gonna vote for me?

keep the fucking baby gate closed or the dogs gonna shit upstairs you lazy cunts

HOMEY, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WAIFU.

> coming back from work
How's been your...
Why the fuck that dog is eating a dildo again?

>>688857855
Have you Checkd the pool table?

Who ordered the Neckbeards' Friend Pizza?

>>688857362
Look up Jenkum

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>Again

Everyone come outside Pepe and dat boi are fighting again

>>688857956
No, that's Rick's.

Why is their a dead hooker in the pool?

WHICH ONE OF YOU SICK BASTERDS GOT MY PANTIES?

>>688858354
Mines were all in the laundry. I had to borrow

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THIS IS THE PAW-LICE. OPEN UP

>>688858212
Did you untie her?

>>688858577
ERASE ALL EVIDENCE QUICK!

>>688857717
her donk.... wtf?

>>688858537
YOU HAD TO BORROW MY DIRTY MENZIES PANTIES?

>>688858577
fuck off faggots. this is a private area

>>688855449
but i've got a handful of cum and nothing to wipe with... wat do?

>>688858728
They seemed cleaner though

Guys, for god sake, this house looks like a catacomb. Why don't you turn the lights on?

>>688856295
No, hawaiian

>>688857085
leftovers again?

ERIC GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM!!!

WHO PUT SPIDERS ON MY DICK?

Alright, I've had enough of this. Who the fuck has been messing with my secret stash?

ERIC, STOP FUCKING THE DOG!

I told some middle school girls that we are having a party here. Should I tell them never mind?

>>688858272
Pool's closed

WHO NAILED THE BABY TO THE CEILING, AGAIN?!

>>688859776
It's disgustingly large and unproportionate. 4/10 would not bang, implants are shameful.

>>688859801
what's in your secret stash?

>>688859945
I was told not to put it in the corner so I improvised

>>688860040
You would know if you've been in it.

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ALLAHU AKBAR

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I'm going out to buy groceries, don't spill it

>>688860256
Give her name or she's not real

>>688859776
oh nothing. its fantastic.

>>688860256
holy fuuuuuuck. thats an ass

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>>688860364
Oh shit anon

I love you.

>>688861546
I love you too anon

>>688861270
Take those pants off

>>688861215
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>688861667
Lets go upstairs do some coke and angry suck off each other.

>>688861796
Let's go

>>688861951
Call Jamal.

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>>688861692
I am sorry anon here take this

>>688860364
Don`t forget the Ramen and hot pockets.

>>688862024
Hes there waiting for us

>>688862082
I`m not drinking that shit, you probably came in it.

>>688861270
dayummmmmmmmmm 10/10 would stuff face between cheeks.

basement is getting a bit cramped...

>>688862270
Just drink it there's no cum in it i swear

>>688862312
Glad you feel that way, get the fuck out and leave my piss bottle behind faggot.

>>688862471
Piss bottle? I thought it was juice

>>688860650
No it is an elbow.

w..w..whose turn is it to go "outside" and get the mail?

>>688862574
It`s bad enough you made that mistake once, but really, that is my piss bottle.

>>688863729
Well it was really good

ok guys, my mom is doing another load of jizz rags, bring 'em in

>>688863879
How? We are doing your mom right now

>>688863963
nice multitasking bro

Has anyone seen my sharpies?

>>688864046
Thanks anon

>>688863879
Tell her when she`s done, to change the light in the bathroom too, I am tired of shitting in the dark with all you faggots around

>>688864087
Yea they are in your pooper

>>688864087
In another post , up someones butt, i think she had one of your shoes on her head too.

>>688864154
tell her yourself i'm raiding

>>688855280
We do this everyday, there was never any chocolate milk Donny!

Okay who pooped on the couch?

>>688864294
Just get the fuck off of Habbo and do it faggot, the pool has been closed for years.

>>688855550
She has to show tits or she has to leave.

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>>688854710
Ayy yur boi Donnall here. wassup who got a blunt to hit mah niggas? Ima bout to hit mah bois to come over and we gon smoke you feel me. I got naynays on the TV nigga. we bout to turn it up.

>>688864465
i told you I was tired of pooping in the dark, tell your mom to change the light.

>>688855816
I did. I'm a firm believer in disposable dildos for sanitation reasons.

>>688855448
sure is summer

>>688864640
No niggers allowed, nigger.

>>688856747
They're wearing wire.

>>688864965
Who you callin a nigga get out befo i beat yo ass faggot

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i'll be in the garden..dont bother to call me for dinner.

>>688857362
A ban

>>688865163
You Nigger, beat away.

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>>688864800
Ay you. Tomorrow at 8 pm leave this house immediately and don't come back for two hours.

>>688865259
Come at me brah ill beat yo punk ass

>>688865499
Stop your scaring me.....Oh and btw GTFO nigger.

>>688865499
>>688865656
Stop arguing now. *starts floating in the air with his eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from his palms* Chose your next words carefully.

>>688865656
You are fucking dead

>>688865775
>>688865806
See all it takes is one nigger to fuck everything thing up......and this is why we can not have anything nice.

>>688865931
You can have her she`s too old. Wherwe did those girl scouts go?

GUYS!! Donald Trump is at the door!

>>688866291
They are in the basement and they are dead

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>>688866469
God damnit, Tommy!

Didn't I tell your ass to clean up after tea time??

>>688866469
Cool bet you guys didn`t know I have a necrophilia fetish

>>688866160
*drops to my knees covered in blood* yo... Your too... Strong *drops down panting hard*