you will
if you can find your penis first

thats a long boy

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>>688852290
holy shit where is the rest ?

>>688852290
Holy shit. I've never seen anything like it.. damn..

>>688852716
new

50% head
50% Shaft

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>>688852290
No

>>688853007
kek

>>688852290

I found your girl >>688848674

>>688852290
feel ya, many people lost something in vietnam

>>688852290
looks like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of your torso

>>688852818
Believe me. I've browsed 4chan couple of times a week for about six years now and I've never seen such a short cock with that girth.

It's pathetic tbh.

>>688852818
Believe me. I've browsed 4chan couple of times a week for about six years now and I've never seen such a short cock with that girth.

It's pathetic lmao.

>>688853007
its impossible to find a picture a picture of a chode that has a wider head than shaft.

dude has golden ratio penix

>>688852290
Sure but you need to be willing to be a cuck.

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>>688852290
No

That can't fucking be real....

>>688853597
>>688853686

Summer Faggotry.

..i...is that...HARD?!

Cock size is such a fucking stupid thing to go by.

Do you just walk around with your cock out? No, you don't. You'd be arrested if you did.

Women have no idea what size your cock is until they're sexually attracted to you and get you to a location where they can see it.

The only reason men cannot find a significant other is a shitty attitude, poor hygiene or just being a disgusting fuck buddy in general.

>>688852290
Think of how easy it'd be to get a girl to let you butt fuck her though. You gotta think about the bright side here faggot.

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>all these dumb faggots not realizing bad photoshop

look on the bright side op

anyone can deepthroat that thing

probably even get bort your cock and balls in their mouths at the same time while also tonguing your anus

not many men can ever experience that, only the ones blessed with a small enough cock

>>688853869
Sounds like you must have a little dick too.

>>688853869
>significant other

you know the rules. Tits, Timestamp, or gtfo.

>>688853983
>expecting the geniuses of /b/ to catch on to anything or realize bait threads are bait
>2016
No

>>688852290
Fuck no.

>>688854094
Nah. I'd say it's average or slightly over. Never had a complaint and they usually return (except for the married one who's husband found out... never figured out what happened to her)

>>688854097
You don't want my tits. I've put on 30 lbs since my hay day and they're a little hairy.

Sure, you can find one easily. Don't show her your dick or you will lose her, though.

>>688852290
joe ?

>>688852356
Fiiiiind you penis, one dollah, find your penis, one dollaaaah

>>688853869
yeah, you just won't ever have sex with your significant other, but that is just a detail right?

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>>688853825

>>688852290
I'd suck it

>>688852290
is that mushroom?

>>688854572
But the OP is implying he won't get a girlfriend BECAUSE of his cock size. How would she ever even know when they first met?

>>688852290
Op is fake this image gets posted so often

>>688854410
Who is this?

It's like Trump with his tiny hands
You might not find a gf but you you might be able to become a president

Nice photoshop OP

>>688852290
Just get it cut off and claim it's a birth defect
Find a girl who feels bad for you
Wait until the technology to get big dick
Cheat and fuck like a rabbi until your dick is torn off again

>>688852290
Quints?

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>>688852290
When you see a bread with no gets and a small dick

>>688852290
If you show this thing even before you ask your question? I think at least you would go to prison if you ever should start a conversation whith girls.

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>>688852290

>>688853983
I thought I was going crazy,being the only one to notice this.

>>688852290
If you don't shave, do you still see it?

>>688852290
disguise yourself as a lesbian, say its your clitoris.

>>688852290
NOT THE SIZE FOR A WOMAN.

BUT NICE SIZE FOR KIDS.

ITS NOT THE SIZE.BUT ITS THE FITT.

>>688853007
and 100% undesirable

>>688852290
not if you keep posting this stupid copypasta over and over

>>688852290
Timestamp

>>688860440
he cant. hes a faggot

>>688852290
biggest clitoris i've ever seen, OP. congratulations