>>688849017
fuck her good

put her in a coma

hahahahaha oh nigga you is a funny one

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>>688849311
Rebecca still found a way to get with another dude. She dumped the most rich and famous singer in the world while in a coma.

>>688849017
Not really. Most women are dumb trash. You're really just rolling the dice when dating / marrying any woman.

No, not really. Of course she's going to think about it, the same way you would think about fucking other girls. The difference is, you can tell yourself no, but she won't. Chicks can't seem to deny themselves anything. If that opportunity comes, and she wants to have sex with some dude? Sorry, Charlie, you're cucked. Nothing you can actually do to prevent this...unless you want to date other men, who CAN decide not to cheat and deny themselves something.

>>688849017
Just cheat on her first.

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>>688849017
I'll show you how to make her stay anon.

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>>688849017
>How do you keep a girl faithful, /b/? Is there anything I can do that will make her not want to fuck other guys while she's with me?
>>>

Noting. Pure luck of the draw.

All women are vine swinging whores who are always looking to trade up (aka Hypergamy), you can control them to a certain extent by undermining their self-esteem (using dread game), but that is both soul destroying and fucked up.

Better to just let the cunts swing away.

If she's talking about "a break" or "opening our relationship" she's already fucking another dude.

Let that cunt swing...

Lobotomize her.

Short answer: no

Long answer: she'll cheat on you, and then cheat on the guy she cheated on you with. there is no stopping them.

Mummifie her body

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads...

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads...

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads...

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads...

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads...

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads...

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

NIGGER SHIT POOP POOP ASS FAGGOT PISS MONKEY CUNT SHITLORD THE HEDGEHEGE NAZI KEK JEW POOPY PUSSY but it ends with NIGGER

>>688850289

THE WIFE STORE

Floor 1 - has wives that love sex.

Floor 2 - has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

>>688849017
Is there anything she can do to make you not want to fuck other women?

>>688849017
Make sure you fuck her so well, she does not want any other dick than yours. Then ditch her and get more pussy when you get bored.

>>688850572
No, but I'm not actually going to do it. Fucking chicks takes effort.

>>688850572
>Is there anything she can do to make you not want to fuck other women?

It's not the same though is it?

All a women has to do to get laid is not be fat and make it obvious that she's down to fuck.

For guys it is much, much harder, even ripped guys with good social skills.

>>688850720
Actually I take that back, I wouldn't be tempted if I got handjobs literally whenever I asked for one.

Holy shit I have a hand that needs nothing and can cook,clean,jerk me off and drive me home.

>>688850289
>A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
>You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads...
>Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
>She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads...
>Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
>So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads...
>Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
>'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads...
>Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework
>'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads...
>Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads...
>Floor 6 - You are #31,456,012 to reach this floor. There are no men on this floor. There is only one way to leave this building, and that is for a man to climb 6 stories of the Wife store. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

FTFY

not all of them are the same, however i'd stay away from american women, they seem like proper cunts.

>>688849017
Unfaithful girls will be unfaithful. It's not about making a girl faithful. It's about finding a faithful one

>>688849017
Nope, there's absolutely nothing, except maybe move to the middle East. You think everything's going fine, then she'll stop talking to you, then you agree to go to her down syndrome little brother's birthday party, and he gets excited and asks "and you're even alright with her new boyfriend coming?!" And then yep, even though she's the one getting banged, you're the one who's fucked. Just leave her before she cheats and live happy and alone.

>>688849963
Topkek

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>>688851673
>Unfaithful girls will be unfaithful. It's not about making a girl faithful. It's about finding a faithful one

Hah! Good Luck with that.

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Look at it in pic related way. Only 10% of girls are committed and faithful. Are you going to waste your time sifting through the rest of them to find that one that might not be a cheating whore?
Also, there are plenty of married guys out there who are currently married to the faithful ones, who just haven't decided to cheat yet. They'll do it and ruin the marriage and she'll blame the guy for it.

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>>688851673
The best way I've found from experience is find your target and take a shot at it. If she's with someone and she flirts back or engages you in any way like more than a friend then she will do that to someone else once with you. If you take the shot and she won't give you the time of day but then once single hits you up, there stands a better chance that she will be loyal but understand from the get go that nothing is 100%. All women are crazy. All women will do whatever the fuck they want. Also being a great cook, having a great job, and having a huge pecker that you know how to use increase the loyalty odds exponentially. Good luck

>>688852565
Hah! Terrorists being confident? You're bullshit.

>>688852836
Women are unfaithful because they are irrational, being totally driven by their hormonal cycle.

There are no guarantees with women, even the most apparently faithful will fuck a guy if he is hot and she is at the peak of her cycle.

Therefore no woman can be relied upon to be faithful.

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ITT: Chemistry-driven cynicism.
I apologize to those who have been cheated on or any other form of infidelity from a girl, but placing every ounce of faith in 50% of humanity purely on hormones is a bit over the top.

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>>688854200
>placing every ounce of faith in 50% of humanity purely on hormones is a bit over the top.

Why?

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>>688852836
>>688853337
It sucks. And it's not a reflection on the man at all, because women have cheated on dudes with bigger dicks, thicker wallets, and more loving hearts. They just don't fucking care and will cry fake tears because they know it sometimes works.

>>688852279
It isn't supposed to be easy.
BUT it isn't impossible either.
You can't expect to find a good woman if you aren't a good man.
You can't look like carl the cuck with a mentality like a grown child and expect to find your fair maiden

>>688854200
I've been faithful to my five girlfriends. Four of them cheated on me, one left me and then got a boyfriend within a week. It's very, very extra super easy to be faithful. With how much random sex women turn down, how much harder is it to turn down another few attempts while you're with me?
Fuck.

Before you date with her you have to know who is she, a whore girl will be always a whore...

>>688849017
dont get tied down in the first place, otherwise your options are:
dick her good
listen to all her stupid shit
let her control your life
remind her of her dad
treat her like shit

i dick mine really good and listen to her shit most of her time even though i don't care. They crave attention.

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>>688854731
>You can't expect to find a good woman if you aren't a good man.
>You can't look like carl the cuck with a mentality like a grown child and expect to find your fair maiden

There have been too many good men destroyed by the recent outbreak of gold digging whores in America and the UK.

I have no problem getting women, no problem fucking them, but what they want is commitment and I'm fucked if I will sign a contract that entitles her to half my shit + future earnings + cash and prizes just because...vagina.

Each one of them has self-exited after 18-months to 3-years when they saw that I wouldn't buy into their subsidised lifestyle plans.

Fuck them.

"Next!"

>>688849017
The only thing you can do is pick the right one. If she's a cheater she's going to cheat regardless of what you do.

>>688849017
purdah

She will always want to fuck other guys dummy. Just like you will always want to fuck other women. It's pure animal instinct. The difference is whether or not she will act on those urges and how she feels about and understands her having them. This speaks to her character. So basically if you end up with a good person then they can remain faithful if they choose to do so. The question is will you be the type of guy she will be faithful to. Eg if she's in it for love will you be there for her. If she's in it for passion will you give it to her. ect ect.
Think about what would keep you faithful to one person. Then just apply that to a woman you dumb ass.

>>688855798
this
ever wonder why all bitches go psycho over marriage?
because they know they're getting your blood, sweat, and tears, everything youve worked so hard for
they dont give a fuck how miserable they make your life, as long as they get your shit

>>688852565
I guess you've never been to Thailand

I'm fucking a cougar who's on all sort of antidepressants. Since I got her to stop drinking there's not much to worry about.
I mean, I gotta put up with stupidity and find creative ways to blow off her emotional needs- but it's worth it.

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>>688854711
Dat last word

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>>688855955
>The only thing you can do is pick the right one. If she's a cheater she's going to cheat regardless of what you do.

There is no "right one", sure you might come across one that hasn't done it and has strong moral reasons why, but the problem is that women are fucked up in their head by their hormones, so the best you can ever say is that this particular "one" hasn't encountered the specific set of circumstances where she will be unfaithful to you...yet.

Equally, if she had and you didn't know, do you think she would advertise the fact that she is a cheating slore?

>>688849017
choose your time wisely (i.e she suffered a loss, bad week at work/school, something that requires her to be with you)

also have 2 glasses of water/bottles of water outside (hidden) the room. don't let her see them.

give her the best sex (jack hammering sex, or best oral sex, or combo. also look into her eyes, tell her how much you love her, ask her how she feels/thinks, etc..)

then when you're in bed exhausted and ask her, 'how crazy the world is, how people just abandon people, or guys leave their wives/gf at the drop of a hat' and then say ,'what if just disappear out that door' then say 'i'm kidding, i'd never do that to you', then kiss her/fuck her again. remember to hold her in your arms as she falls asleep.

then in the middle of the night while she's asleep, get up and go to the kitchen (key - do it so she won't notice) slam the door (not too hard, but enough to wake her)

get glasses of water/bottles of water and wait. don't open the door. just stand there.

she's going to be emotionally distraught. feelings of abandonment/love/fear/etc will wash over her

she will immediately (after 2 or 3 min) will run to the door and open it and see you holding the water. she might be crying, but simply tell her 'what's wrong? i was getting us some water'

at that point comfort her (and probably more sex).

what you've been doing is creating anchors to you, and only you.

from that moment on, everytime a door closes she'll think of you. everytime she feels abandoned, she'll think of you. everytime she feels fear, she'll think of you.

congratulations. she will never cheat on you and never leave you.

>>688855798
>>688856274
They play the long con and will act however they think will get you trapped into marriage. And then you thought you were smart? Thought you had it all planned with your prenuptial agreement? Judges have and will throw those out if they think the terms are "unfair". A legally binding document is just ignored because vagina.

Please guys, never get married. There is nothing in it for you. That ring won't keep her faithful.

>>688849017
Dick her down good. If you can't make her cum then you're fucked.

/thread/

>>688856804
i think you have too much time on your hands

>>688856921
>Please guys, never get married. There is nothing in it for you. That ring won't keep her faithful.
marriage was literally created as a way to keep betas satisfied with a consultation prize

>>688857013
Do you honestly, truly believe that guys who have sex really well don't get cheated on?
Really think about it for a few minutes.
>>688857070
Did you mean "consolation" ? And even if that was relevant, no ring in the world will keep her from fucking around if she wants to.

>>688856776
bullshit. "shes a cheater, she doesnt know yet herself tho"

in that case youre a rapist but dont know yet???

>>688849017
Satisfy her sexually and emotionally,unless she's a nympho or just not interested in a committed relationship she will stay.
There's also no predicting another persons behavior so you just gotta be able to deal with the fact that you're probably a cuck.

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>>688857013
>Dick her down good. If you can't make her cum then you're fucked.

Nope. Because they get bored and "fancy some strange". Always. The only factor that varies is how long it takes them.

>>688857070
*consolation
...fuuckkk...

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>>688856776
I disagree there are good women out there who would be wonderful faithful wives to a good man.

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>>688852565
As someone who's lived in China for 3 years, don't ever EVER ever ever please ever believe that Asian girls are obedient and loyal.

Jesus christ, I cannot stress this enough. I, random stranger to you, seriously hope you do not have the displeasure of finding out that Asian's are the most cock-hungry race out there. Especially if you're white and they're doing shit with you. That's the equivalent of a white girl fucking black guys to show mum and dad whose boss.

>>688856804
> making your gf associate bad things when thinking of you
good job fucking up your relationship in the long term dude

>>688857199
>Did you mean "consolation" ? And even if that was relevant, no ring in the world will keep her from fucking around if she wants to.
that's what im saying.
men are biologically constructed to not get tied down. marriage is for those who can't fuck the most fertile mates.

>>688857199
> And even if that was relevant, no ring in the world will keep her from fucking around if she wants to.

And that sir is a two way street. Find the best one you can and run wiuth it. been married almost 20 years and I know I fuck around on her more than she does on me.

>>688857199
>>688857308
You guys are wrong, trust me. The biggest slut I know got converted by a big dick.

She bows down and does everything my buddy does now.

Buddy used to walk around naked all the time at parties when he was drunk... He has a humongous donkey dick. No homo.

>>688849017
lick her clit till she cries for you to stop once a week.

be a chill dude and don't give any fucks. good sex, be nice, if she goes, she goes. doen't deserve you

>>688849017
Cheat on her. If she really wants to be with you, she'll forgive you. If not, she'll leave.

>>688849017
Get to know her, be honest with each other and communicate a lot.

>>688849963
kek an older bantz but checks out and still funny

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>>688857070
>marriage was literally created as a way to keep betas satisfied with a consultation prize

If I'm not good enough for the kitten (i.e. when she is young and at her sexual best), why the fuck would I want the cat.

Too many fucked over sluts who've given Chad Thundercock all he could ask for for free and then I'm expected to wife her up in her mid-30's so she can pop out a couple of 7lb annuities and take up the stay-at-home-mom retirement package while I bust my ass off?

Fuck that for a lark. I'd rather work adequately to fulfil my own needs, hit the gym when I want, play vidja when I want and fuck girls when I want.

I'm still making bank and no whore taking half + cash and prizes because she's become fat and unhappy sitting at home all day watching Oprah.

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>>688857666
checked, listen to satan and his trips

The only way to prevent getting cheated on is being fucking alpha wtf are u guys goin on about? Just show u arent worth getting cheated on

>>688857341
>I disagree there are good women out there who would be wonderful faithful wives to a good man.

Welcome to Future Cuck City - Population: You

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>>688857524
>I know I fuck around on her more than she does on me.

Jesus wants you for a sunbeam. Stay classy dude.

>>688857524
Then what in the fuck is the point in being married? So when you finally fight and split up she can have half your shit? You love her that much?

ITT: Friendzone faggots and weak mean cant admit that they can't keep a women

>>688858289
>The only way to prevent getting cheated on is being fucking alpha wtf are u guys goin on about? Just show u arent worth getting cheated on

True, but Alpha is relative.

She'll suck the cock of someone more Alpha than you.

>>688858704
No man can keep a woman. That's the entire point. The ONLY reason a woman hasn't cheated on you yet is because she hasn't decided to. Once she gets that shit in her brain, she will.

>>688857666
Absolutely fucking disgusting. Never. Not once.

>>688849017
Endless amounts of money for all her bullshit ideas and hobbies so that she doesn't have to work

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>>688858632
>Then what in the fuck is the point in being married?

Fucking none for the guy, everything for the chick. Why do you think she'll suck your dick right up until she's got that ring on her finger?

Why do you think many CA wives file for divorce right at the point that the 10-years ticks on their wedding calendar and they can claim lifetime alimony?

Marriage is worthless to a guy.

>>688858825
U have a point. In the end the only one who can decide on that is her alone.

>>688850016
>>All women are vine swinging whores who are always looking to trade up (aka Hypergamy)

Hypergamy is actually marrying up from your own social status before marriage, not the status of her husband. Hypergamy = gold digger

Trading up is just a user and abuser

>>688858293
Who knows maybe. I've been married over 20 years and I've never had a reason to doubt her. Maybe I'm just naive but I don't think so. I think there are lots of people smart enough to realize that cheating will eventually be discovered and ruin their marriages and break up their families.

>>688858293
Welcome to Bitterness City - Population: You know who

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>>688858704
>ITT: Friendzone faggots and weak mean cant admit that they can't keep a women

Not saying that at all dude. Just saying that any guy who thinks a girl will be faithful in all circumstances knows nothing about women.

Why should I care if she fucks another guy, just proves that she's a slut like every other woman today and gets her ass kicked to the curb.

Women are easy because they have the minds of children.

Don't date a hoe easy as that

>>688856776
This guy>688857249 has a point, i dont like where thi sonvo i headed
>>688857249

>>688849017
Keep eachother happy and get her to do anal

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>>688859012
>Endless amounts of money for all her bullshit ideas and hobbies so that she doesn't have to work

Welcome to the Plantation slave. Where's your collar?

>>688857741
Genious

>>688854711
>*There
Was about to ask why this loser hadn't blocked her after 3 years but then I lost so fucking hard.

all you have to do is love her less than she loves you.
Bitches NEVER cheat on guys that have "hand" in a relationship.

Think of it this way...there is literally NOTHING you can do if a girl is going to cheat on you. All you can do is not give a shit and that will translate to you being a mystery to her.
Its a wonderful loop that ensures you win.

The amount of male butthurt in this thread could be a solution to the worlds energy crisis

>>688860030
Intentionally withholding affection from your partner to control them is abusive and will not keep anyone from cheating

>>688860030
Lol this is why my bitch doesn't cheat on me. She knows if she does and i find out were done and she no longer has a place to live. She doesn't work and has no money. It's annoying but since we have a kid it's eh.

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>>688859445
>Welcome to Bitterness City - Population: You know who

I ain't bitter. I use my knowledge of cunts to protected my home and assets from getting ass raped and I use their manipulation against them so that they self-exit.

I'm not unfaithful to the girls I'm with, because that is part of the deal, but most of them are trying to sucker me into marriage and bug out when they realise it ain't happening.

I understand that and I have no bitterness about it, it's just in their nature.

Like cats, if they can't find a comfortable home where they can get fed and do nothing, they will just pick up and go elsewhere.

>>688849017
Question is, who gives a fuck off she's faithful?

Half the time I wish my current gf would cheat so I have an excuse for a clean break up.

But the pussy is good. Also, told her:. "no pussy? There's the door."

Good understanding. I also make sure she's employed and sharing on all expenses. Don't need this bitch claiming alimony.

>>688860246
I actually think that might be a viable tactic for a while. She'll be so preoccupied with getting you that she won't cheat. eventually she'll get bored though

>>688860246
>abusive

You realize women do this all the time. The fact that it's considered abuse is a testament to the "women sent responsible for there actions sober or drunk" tumblr bullshit

>>688859712
>This guy>688857249 has a point, i dont like where thi sonvo i headed

English Motherfucker. Do. You. Speak. It?

>>688854711
fuck her right in the pussy

>>688860441
>it's just in their nature.
Yeah, people have such a boner for trying to pretend women don't do this every day. They just want to believe in the best in people which will only cause pain and piss you off.
Safer to just not deal, I'm not going to be a part of that.

>>688849017
>buy nicotine patches
>stick one on her every night
>remove it every morning
>girl gets cravings throughout the day
>believes the cravings are because she's missing you
>oyus.jpg

>>688860246
Its not intentional on my part, I mean, i love my girlfriends, but im kind of selfish (I can admit it) and i just can live without them, and they know it.
Its not as sinister as it sounds.
But i guess some poeple arent equipped to live this way.

I told my girl that if she was gonna cheat, break up and move out first. Other wise I was going to murder.

I feel like that was a fair proposition.

Buy one
or
hope you´re lucky

>>688860379
>Lol this is why my bitch doesn't cheat on me. She knows if she does and i find out were done and she no longer has a place to live. She doesn't work and has no money. It's annoying but since we have a kid it's eh

Sure, until she realises that since she's got your kid, she can file a false DV against you and have you thrown out of your own apartment while you have to pay for it and all the utilities.

There are any number of ways that she could easily fuck you over, just because she hasn't yet doesn't count for nothing.

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>>688850289
>>688850544
because men don't suffer from "fear of better choices"

>>688860698
Selfishness is the worse personality trait for a relationship partner. You should get counseling to see why you withhold affection and ate an abusive partner.

>>688849017
fuck her senseless. make sure she can't walk straight for several days. lots of women fuck around because they're not satisfied. fuck her right and she'll put up with all sorts of shit.

>>688854711
More like this please

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>>688861101
>lmao my apartment

As if I would live in such a hovel. We don't even legally share the same address. For her to lay claim to my living space would be her admiting to fraud. Stay classy.

>>688849453
Season 5 when?

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>>688857619
8.3 inches erect?

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>>688861306
>because men don't suffer from "fear of better choices"

It's different with men. For most men their shopping list is pretty much:
1. Puts out
2. Not too old, fat or ugly
3. Not a cunt.

Have you seen women's shopping lists for men?
1. Must be athletic
2. Must be 6"+
3. Must earn six figures and own home
4. blah, blah, blah

Meanwhile she's a fat, 5" 4', depressive with self esteem issues.

I mean, all of my fucking Wut?

>>688854711
Outstanding commitment
I can really picture it, he hasn´t blocked her for 5 years just for that opportunity to correct her spelling.

When will you niggers ever learn to marry a chubby mexican girl with endometriosis. She's been chubby since middle school so she learned to get a personality. Her endometriosis makes sex uncomfortable and anything bigger than average dick size is painful. Her mom is mexican so tries to ruin her life everyday and if you save her from that she'll get hardcore attached. Best thing? Endometriosis makes it very hard to have children and birth control also helps the pain. Lots of blowjobs. I'm very happily married and she just bought me a ps4.

>>688861384
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger, not everybody experiences relationships the same way, some people are more self centered than others and that's fine

Being an abusive partner because the other person is not in your mind 24/7 holy shit, what are we coming into?

>>688849017
beat her a little

>>688861771
>As if I would live in such a hovel. We don't even legally share the same address. For her to lay claim to my living space would be her admiting to fraud. Stay classy.

Poor boy. You have no idea how the world works. Google "girlfriend stole my apartment / house".

Do you fuccbois really have a hard time keeping your girl loyal? It really isn't hard. Treat them right and dick them down good and you're set. Also stop dating whores

>>688852488
This is a bad analogy

>>688852488
i'd eat all of those fucking m&m's.
it's one of those things i would eat even if it was poison.

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>>688862175
>anything bigger than average dick size is painful

Says the spic with a tiny wiener.

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Women with endometriosis do not cheat and like anal.

>>688862240
A relationship is suppose to benefit both parties. Selfish people only care about their own benefits. You can't have a heathy relationship with someone like that.

Oh and if you don't want to get cheated on avoid selfish people like the plague.

>>688849017
if you were super man youd think all the bitches would want your dick.

>>688849453
BUT up until that point she was the ultimate girlfriend

>>688849634
truth

The only problem with this solution is that you might not be attracted to other men, no big deal though, just dont get into a committed relationship with women. Honestly, as long as you are semi-decent in life and don't work at McDonalds for 30 years, you'll become more and more sought after by women, assuming you put yourself out there. Just get easy pussy every now and then, even if you have to pay for it and don't go through the headache of a girlfriend or wife, that shit is fucked.

Getting into a long term relationship with a woman is at best, annoying, but you get easy pussy, assuming nothing goes wrong. Why take the chance?

>>688862568
Don't be jealous, nigger.

>>688849017
to keep a bitch loyal, you give them the ole pimp hand when they step out of line.

>>688850289
Old-ass joke, I didn't even bother reading past the 4th line.

Every man would do the exact same thing if it was the other way around, this has fuck all to do with your sex.

>>688862147
are you retarded or something? 5 years relationship, dumbass, not five years since cheating

>>688849017
why do u want to keep her? Fuck other bitches.
u stupid fuck

make her laugh, make her cry. Spend time with her. Talk to her and listen they know when you are not. About the only way to keep her. If she runs off to someone else after that. She is trash. Never go after a woman that cheats with you from someone else. Don't ever date a woman with a sports car.

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Date/Marry a first generation Asian American.

>They have strong family ties and a desire to keep family together
>Most likely ALSO a desire to make their own money
>Want kids. Thus securing a legacy and are generally good moms.

Avoid jungle asians. Get a Chinese or Korean girl. Japos have been here too long and are pretty American.

Watch out for Viets. They can be amazing, but sometimes that are batshit crazy and money grubbing swindlers.

No Flips... They're a drama trainwreck stuck on repeat.

>>688849017
You can't do it

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>>688862820
>Don't be jealous, nigger.

Why would I be jealous of a half-nigger beaner with a fat, fucked-up wife who thinks getting a PS4 is a big deal.

I can buy a PS4 anytime I like, because I have money that I earn and don't have to share with some fat, lardass, whale with a fucked up whatever.

>>688863054
just drunkj

>>688863054
>>688863520
It was 3 years since the relationship, whoop dee fuck, he got the numbers mixed up. Stop sperging out over minor shit like that you autistic loser.

>>688858632
Lots of reasons to be married., Try it sometime you moralfag :\

>>688863753
>It was 3 years since the relationship

She's still the same cunt, regardless of how long ago it was.

Women. Can't live with em', can't gut em' like fish.

Find a decent or pretty girl with low as hell self esteem, preferably a submissive one, and treat her like she's the most wonderful thing in the world and tell her she's beautiful every day. She will love you and stay unfailingly loyal forever. Best if you're either her first, i.e. no one's ever wanted her before, or she's only had bad experiences with dating in the past. Plus don't be a fucking idiot.

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>>688863904
>Lots of reasons to be married., Try it sometime you moralfag :\

So lets look at those stats again, 50% of first marriages end in divorce, with 70% initiated by the women under no-fault rules (i.e. she's unhaaaaaaapppppppyyyyy!)

Divorce rates are higher for 2nd+ marriages.

She inevitably gets the kids so she can use those rugrats as an annuity, gets the house (same reason), half your assets and gets alimony varying from temporary to lifetime.

So, sounds like a bit like a fucking casino game rather than anything else.

>>688864257
This. Most stable relationship I've had is this.

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>>688864257
>Find a decent or pretty girl with low as hell self esteem, preferably a submissive one, and treat her like she's the most wonderful thing in the world and tell her she's beautiful every day. She will love you and stay unfailingly loyal forever. Best if you're either her first, i.e. no one's ever wanted her before, or she's only had bad experiences with dating in the past.

TL;DR - Put up with a fucked up woman.

Nope - sorry, I'd rather deal with the normal ones and kick them to the curb when they fuck up.

>>688864257
Welp, forget to tell her she's beautiful once though and she'll be vulnerable to getting hit on by other men, and therefore cheating.

There are better ideas than this one.

>>688859450
and yet we are not allowed to fuck children while women have rights to vote and are considered equal to men..

>>688863904
not everyone live like that. those are averages and stats only, what if you got a way better deal than that?

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>>688864998
>and yet we are not allowed to fuck children while women have rights to vote and are considered equal to men..

Yeah, I think the pedo thread is next door mate.

>>688862316
She's on food assistance and admitting that she lives with me would be fraud. She can't get shit. I don't own a house either. There's nothing for her to get. Plus she has zero credit. I have a decent score. Getting somewhere else to love would be a phone call.

>>688865130
>not everyone live like that. those are averages and stats only, what if you got a way better deal than that?

Sure, maybe. You might be lucky.

Fancy Russian Roulette sometime?

Because that's pretty much what your talking. The biggest factor in male suicide is divorce and specifically having their children taken away from them.

>>688849017
>I can do that will make her not want to fuck other guys while she's with me?

You know if you think she's only with you for the sex and your worried about her cheating, you have serious relationship problems.

What's up anon?

>>688865332
>She's on food assistance and admitting that she lives with me would be fraud. She can't get shit. I don't own a house either. There's nothing for her to get. Plus she has zero credit. I have a decent score. Getting somewhere else to love would be a phone call.

Doesn't matter. She can still make up a bullshit DV charge, force you out of the house, get a court order forcing you to stay away from the house AND ALSO pay the rent and utilities.

It's been done.

>>688862175
hahahah awsum
hard to find a female with endometriosis though

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>>688864910
Not in my experience. She´ll probably start to wonder "why doesn´t he love me anymore?" and try even harder

>>688864709
How is she fucked up though? She's loyal to a fault and will do anything she can to make you happy.

>>688864910
Not really. If you treat her a little bad, she's probably used to being bullied and treated horribly her whole life and if you really apologize and regret it she'll really appreciate that and still love you and stay totally loyal.

>>688865867

Trilby. For fuck's sake.

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>>688849017
>women
>faithful
You're better off with a dog.

>>688865957
>>688865935

>treat her a little bad
>she goes out to sulk on a public bench
>ottermode hipster walks by
>"hey what's the matter beautiful girl ;) why do you look so down"
>"teehee oh it's nothinggg, just had a fight with my bf"
The rest you can imagine.

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>>688865957
>Not really. If you treat her a little bad, she's probably used to being bullied and treated horribly her whole life and if you really apologize and regret it she'll really appreciate that and still love you and stay totally loyal.

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