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Found this little fucker under my car with a broken leg/wing.
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Found this little fucker under my car with a broken leg/wing. He couldn't fly so I decided to cage him. He's my pet now. I called him fluffy, however I don't know If I should care for him, or simply nurture him to health and release him back into the wild.

Trips decide this birds fate
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>>688842225
nut onnit
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>>688842225
Let her go
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>>688842716
Gonna agree, cumming all over it is the only valid option
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>>688842225
attempt to fuck it
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If even dubs, OP has to post a picture poking the bird
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>>688842716
>>688842946
reroll
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>>688842946
This
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Put it in your mouth
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Hand him off to your local bird shelter, they handle that sort of thing.
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>>688843030
op here. poke it with what? all I have near me is a pen and a screw driver
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>>688843112
off by one ;-;
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>>688842716
Rill
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>>688843194
with your dick of course
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>>688842225
Dip him in mayonnaise
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>>688842716
0oll
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>>688842225
Ask someone from some sorta animal hospital
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>>688842716
Roll
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Boil it
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Make it a crown and declare it your king to the world
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>>688843553
This
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>>688843374
Rell
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my friend hit a bird with his car and broke a wing.. he brought it over like I was gonna fix it or something.

I threw it up and it fell and was quickly caught and taken away by a resident cat.

I didn't feel bad.. like is there really any recovery from that kind of injury..?
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Let it go
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>>688843630
Roll
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>>688843553
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>>688843548
reroll
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Fuck it
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>>688843548
Soil it
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>>688842716
obviously this
checkum
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>>688843627
edgilicious
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VIKING FUNERAL
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>>688843548
this
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>>688842946
rollan
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Splint the wing and leg then keep.
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>>688842716
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Roll. Keep it as a pet, nurture it , and call it Steve
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Fuck it
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Kiss it's head and read it a story
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>>688843627
Roll
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Give it an RKO, and then headlock it until it dies
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Take a note and write steve on it. Tape it to his back and set him free.
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>>688842716
dont let your dreams be dreams
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Make bird tendies and eat with blue cheese
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>>688843829
Reroll
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>>688843938
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>>688843750
this and stream
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>>688843904
roll
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>>688843829
rollin
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>>688843913
this
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>>688842716
roll
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>>688842225
/b/ Space program V2
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decaputate then nut on it
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>>688843999
Winrar
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>>688843999
easy predict
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Nut over it then let it go
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>>688843999
Ayyyyyyy
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be a good mang and nurse it to health
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>>688844046
Roll
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>>688843999
CHOSEN
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>>688843999

winrar
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>>688843999
DELIVER OP
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Pour a bottle of bleach on it and take it to the shelter and tell them you tried to stop him.
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Let him go
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Cum on it
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>>688843999
That was quick
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feed it scrambled eggs
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>>688843553
Roll
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>>688844295
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Brutality in da Alla ackbar style.
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can quints override?
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Train him to be your ally and get it to do things
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>>688842716
rell
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Put a black hoodie on it, then proceed to make a cross. Shortly after, hang the bird on the cross, then put on your KKK suit and finally burn it you sick fuck
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>>688843999
don't have any tape at my place fuck
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Might as well get a set of these 44444's
Same thing as the trips.
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>>688844440
Colour him black then and release him.
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>>688844440
Ohfuckitsclose.vlc
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who
>>688844444
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>>688842716
rolling
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>>688842225
fluffy can't fly, must want to
space program
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sell in wallapop
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>>688844609
kek
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Colour it black and set it free.
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Nurture it back to health and be its momma since birds don't mate with birds that smell like humans
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Still waiting for OP to deliver
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>>688844888
what a waste
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>>688844888
Full house... not bad.
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>>688844888
Checked.
OP confirmed for faggot.
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>>688844930
Not really... Im the same guy who already got trips.
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>>688844888
trip dub trips
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>>688845006
There's no way someone got 2 trips in a row you nig
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Cum in birds head and love him forever
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>>688845120
It's pretty easy man. You just have to watch the posts.
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>>688842225

Cut its head off and dump the video.
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>>688845216
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Still waiting for OP to delivar...
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>>688845216

this
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>>688845251
Sage
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Can i get 3 trips?
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>>688845432
No
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look after it til its better, feed it and give it water etc
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>>688845351
I told you i dont have any tape
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>>688845486
are u sure?
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>>688845503
Roll
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>>688845554
Then colour it black as i said?
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>>688845554
Go get some
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666
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>>688845567
Yes :)
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>>688843913
he cant release it with a broken wing and leg dude
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>>688845791
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>>688843553
OH SHIT - HEIL FEURHER
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>>688845694
Edgy
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Nurture him to health and then release him

its the humane thing to do
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>>688844440
Fine... If dubs make it a small crown and declare it the king of your world.
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>>688845791
yes you can faggot
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let the lil homie go back to the wild don't listen to these sociopaths
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>>688845946
off by two
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>>688845948
Edgy
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>>688845844
DUBZ COMBO
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>>688845962
after you set him on fire
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>>688846024
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Feed him scrambled eggs.
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>>688845962
Go kill yourself white-knight wigger. >>>/reddit/ faggot.
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>>688843999
OP fucking deliver
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Feed the bird some cereal and take pic
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>>688846109
lol these summerfags
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OP is a faggot
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Kill yourself OP
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OP IS A PUSSY!
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>buy kerosene lantern
>non-flammable cloth or linens
>a basket
>string and things to tie with
Assemble the Lantern part to the cloth in a way do its set up like a hot air balloon. Tie a string to the dial of the Lantern and the birds wing so when the bird tries to fly, it releases kerosene. Attach basket to bottom and construct a hot air balloon for the bird. Go all out on this and consult a hot air balloon expert to get this right. Nurse the bird for as long as it takes to construct mini air balloon. Post vids etc when done. Become famous as the guy who made a hot air balloon for a broken winged bird.
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>>688842225
put the cage outside his family can visit him in jail
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>>688846316
why summerfag?
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Buy him a girlfriend/boyfriend bird and a big cage and let them fuck.
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>>688844444

wat??
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>>688842225
Let him live and take care of it. Birds are very important.
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Sharpie in pooper.
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>>688843829
rolling for this
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>>688846701
Kek
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>>688845251
roll
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>>688842225
Get cancer
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