Stop smoking pot because im not a fucking useless member to society?

>>688838444
Checked and amoking pot doesnt make you a degenerate

>>688838444
nice trips, but also fuck off anon nobody cares lmao
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I just listen to music and do what i'd normally do, just watch some youtube, fap I dunno, been looking for more shit to do for when I'm high and alone, normally I go out and smoke though with friends so I have stuff to do then.

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>>688838380
Read some of the Bhairava Tantras of Kashmir Shaivism. Its fucking mesmerizing reading the deepest shit on the planet.

>>688838746
>normally i do i watch youtube or fap
>normally i go out with friends

Well which is it? You fucking potheads can't even form a coherent thought

>>688838380
I vape, then watch some of Tims toy videos. Channel Grand Illusions.

>>688839150
you fucking cunt I meant what I normally do If i'm sitting at home doing jack shit anyway,
otherwise most times when i'm high i'm NORMALLY out
smh anon what are you doing with your life

Play vidya baked af. I like to get super baked, like 4 or 5 bowls of a steam roller pipe to myself then I play fallout 4 or far cry 4 and it feels like I'm in the game. I dunno it's fun for me.

Lately I've been playing Stardew Valley and Enter The Gungeon, twitch is also a good pastime.

>>688839034
(OP) Thanks a bunch anon, writing it down.

>>688838380
Watch movies and fap

Play Street Fighter or GTA cause my skill level basically goes super Saiyan when I'm high.

>>688838380
watch comedies, japanese weird shit or maybe gaki no tsukai
or action movies

>>688838630
not smoking it does

>>688839502
I play gungeon high too anon, do you find it affects your performance cause I actually play better... or at least no real difference.

>>688838380
listen to some trippy music and play video games

>>688839455
(OP) Are those good games to play while baked? I play COD once after three fatties and couldn't even look at the screen without feeling sick.

>eat
>random YouTube things
>workout
>fap

>>688839661
This guy's got it right

>>688839150
are you the same guy who bought the stolen gun? lmao

Fucking wanna be stoners.
Or you could just do normal everyday things and enjoy them while staying ripped 24/7. Maybe you cant poorfags

I try to get shit done that's boring.

Mow the lawn, stack wood, weed, paint, etc.

>>688838380

>films
>TV
>fapping

the fuck else do stoned people do?

>>688839365
still have no clue what you're trying to spew, learn your place trash

>>688839687
Yeah those are the best, especially farcry because there are some psychedelic levels and it's just a really fun trip. It can get intense in the combat though, but overall it's my favorite game when I'm high

>>688839841
>>688839813
I'm the same but depending on the time of day I can't really do much productive shit at midnight, during the day time I like to get around and do shit though

>>688839897
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm triggered

>>688839673

acutally I play like shit when I'm high, that's why I go for single-player stuff

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>>688838380
table top puzzles & boardgames
workout

same shit i normally do but better

>>688840048
damn not again

When I get high I play battlefield 4 like its real life.

>>688838444
Trips speaks the truth

>>688839973

I find I don't smoke as much anymore at night to relax. If I do I usually watch a movie, or if I'm lucky, get laid.

Whenever I get high I get stupid ideas what should I totally do.
Sometimes it's just shit like closing my cat in the bathroom or jumping in the pool because it seems fun.
But generally, I really enjoy watching comedy movies. Doesn't matter wheter they're bad or good, I always end up crying out of laughter

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>>688838380
>I usually watch weird ass videos on the internet
>I usually watch weird ass videos on the internet
Wow, that's original.

(OP) And are there any physical activities that are fun to do while high? I don't think I could be bothered with lifting; but like swimming, biking or even hiking? has anyone tried it yet?

Make love to gf

>>688838444
Smoke post every weekend
>On a consistent 2:1 doing law in uni, already got a placement in a local law firm

People who get stoned can be successful too, actual smoke weed err day stoners are the useless fags

Scratching your balls while high is the best

>>688840267

because smoking weed is so ~le edgy~ you can't just chill while you do it rite

>>688840307
Studying while high is the best.

>>688840267
(OP) Says the guy who posted the same phrase twice

>>688839150
This sentence was extremely coherent? Guess you're the thick one mate :^)

>>688840307
Pot* typing from a phone

>>688840423
Well you certainly showed me...

I think weed is what made me full fag. Because I use to like gay furry shit only when I got high but now I fuckin love it even when I'm not stoned maybe because it gives me memories of being high so it's like a substitution high. I also remember feeling really fucking weird aftrwards because cumming kills the high but now idgaf lol

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>>688840663
Said he, showing yet again his superior originality

>>688838380
Ctrl + F'd, No one's said sex/masturbation yet? Bud is like a psychedelic aphrodisiac, cumming feels like penetrating the heavens!

>>688840317
>When your balls are wet after taking a shower and you lay down under your fan
Feels good fam>>688840408

>>688841118
so many people said fapping are you autistic

Since I only smoke on my days off, I'll get up earlier (read 8ish) and go on an all day drive around my state with a packed bowl and a camera. I'll walk at parks, try an interesting mom and pop restaurant, explore abandoned buildings, take pictures and listen to good music. I don't know why but it's incredibly fulfilling to me... Sometimes the trip takes hours, sometimes I don't get home until after dark. I've also done this while on shrooms and I'd recommend it to anyone

>>688841118
Did you not see
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>>688840307
Ya know you'll never live out and be able to live out your full potential as someone who smokes weed. Weed distorts your perception of reality, and makes your psyche weird if you consume it regularly (not every day though). Im on my way to beeing clean form all drugs and addictive substances, including sugar, sugar is the hardest one to get rid of.

>>688840965
weed contains THC. THC is a psychedelic, psychedelics have been known to bring things to the surface. You've always been a massive faggot, weed just helped you realize it's ok to be one.

- Faggot

>>688841106
This is great banter! Keep it up!

>>688841341
Sounds cool but I wouldn't do it alone, and I wouldn't do it high either lol but on shrooms that sounds like something I'd fuck with

>>688841341
great recommendation

>>688841417
In my experience, caffeine has been harder than sugar. It is so worth it when you stop it 100% though. I have noticed how I got back the energy I had as a kid.

>>688839687

I love to play CoD single player missions while stoned as fuck, feels like being in a dumb action movie. Just finished Ghosts, the space/diving missions are amazing and the dialogue overall is hilarious.

>>688839150
Implying you only do 1 thing?

>>688838444
Oh shuddafugup

I like playing league of legends high AF, so fun to talk shit and be able to back it up lmao way too many autistic people blaming broken characters play that game

>>688841636
Hear me out my friend, it's fun with your girlfriend or a buddy but it's a completely unique experience when you do it alone. It's almost scary for some people (not saying that you have that problem or anything) because being alone is sort of made to look bad in today's societal standards, but trust me it's worth the risk of being by yourself for a whole day, the payoff is great. Put yourself in the mood someday and try it, if I'm wrong come here and tell me I'll be here under the big clock next week at 4

Typically, I use the anesthetic properties to push my mind to its limit, far beyond the point where the pain would normally knock me unconscious. I use my imagination to visualize 5+ dimensional constructs as they evolve through time, and test theories of quantum mechanics by matching visualizations with the 4d space/time equations which represent those geometries, using a 5th axis to represent probability relative to the frequency equation of the material the construct I'm considering is made of at the time. I can add additional dimensions for each new material, using topology to intersect materials where their frequency equations coincide. I write all of this down in a notebook.

After the narcotic has worn off, and the headaches from stressing my brain have subsided, I recheck the equations multiple times. I put snippets of my equations into my college coursework, to verify which formula are correct, which are incorrect, and which are of my own making, and not yet known in the sphere of academia as per my college professor's sphere of knowledge.

I assumed everyone does this. Am I wrong? Do ya'll just sit there and half-sleep or something?

>>688839687
Game that go perfectly with being stoned IMO.
GTA
RPG'S = Skyrim, Fallout, WoW
COD

Played through the Metro games baked recently and they were 9/10.

>>688840300
Samefag about farcry 4 here. And it really depends on what you smoke, if it's a sativa nothing is better than a hike on a nice sunny day with munchies and a group of friends. If it's an indica, I play video games hopped up caffeine.

>>688839750
I've seen people over at /fit/ talk about going to the gym stoned and most seem to love it. Can you describe a typical experience for me? When I picture it I just see myself getting self-conscious and anxious. I'd probably confuse the plates and crush my chest on the bench.

>>688842133
Holy shit cringe attack

>>688838444
I smoke and I own an Auto Body shop. Fuck you but also checkd

>>688841417
That's a fair point. In my defence I'm 18, only just moved away from the parents and I kind of want to live my life a little before I get into the shitty world of law

>>688842308
So work out alone.

Go running. Get some rocks and lift them in your backyard. You don't need a god damned routine, just do anything, anything that makes you sweat and breathe hard. The best part about marijuana is that the anesthetic allows you to push your body well past its natural controls. You can actually hurt yourself doing this, but at the same time, once that hurt heals, you'll be stronger than ever.

>>688842410
Sorry for triggering you.

I just thought I'd be honest, since dude asked the question.

>>688841452
Well that was very insightful but, when I did acid I tried watching gay porn and was disgusted, but I was disgusted by straight porn too. When you do a more hardcore psychedelic than weed you begin to feel that sex is just really animalistic and disgusting. Which is what makes it hot but on acid you feel above those feelings and a little more conscious of "why am u watching people fuck"

>>688842797
what you said sounded kind of cool, the way you said it was autistic and cringe

>>688842126
No the same guy you just responded to.
But I think you're a genius.

>>688842863
>why am u
Ugh I make myself cringe

>>688842863
Lol I know exactly what you mean. That's not true for every trip though. It all depends on your mood going into it. You can fuck like crazy on acid.

>>688840102
Haha, same. Battlefield over COD anyway.

>>688842133
Sounds like you were rambling a whole bunch of enlightenment talk while tripping. Don't worry it happens to all of us and makes us all cringe. Still better than leaving drunk messages

>>688838380
Vidya and animoos if alone. Socialize if in a group, or movie or whatever.

>>688843450
That's a very unique, and interesting perspective.

Can you explain how 5+ dimensional constructs are related to enlightenment?

My understanding of enlightenment is that it is a phrase used in English to describe buddhists who have attained a state of being in which they have broken free of the karmic cycle. That's some very interesting, very philosophical cultural lore.

If my post were posted in a different thread not related to marijuana, would you have read it and thought of marijuana? If so, what phrasing specifically did I use which indicates a link to marijuana induced thinking?

>>688839455
Gay lol like you there come on.

>>688839150
i think they should get off your lawn too

>>688843281
Oh yes acid orgies are amazing
I never been part of one but the stories I've read just sound unbelievable. Totally going on my bucket list

>>688838380
WATCH AXE COP

nothing because i've been dry for 24 days now and still waiting for my shit ass exams to finish so I can blaze a fucking BIG ass joint

It's a refreshing break though, i smoked 2 years almost daily and this is the longest break ive had since. My plans are gonna be to watch a good horror movie and play some rocket league or something fun to chill out

>>688838444
You sir are a fucking FAGGOT. There are way morr productive members of society who smoke daily. So suck my dick fat, homo.

>>688838380
Listrn to music, play vidya, and eat tons of food. Best time ever mah nigga

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>>688844342
Omfg I envy you
Bro that high you get after a month of no smoking will feel like the first time you get high, legit.

>>688844342
I always get stoned out of my mind when I take a break even for 24 hours

>>688838380
fap, play guitar, watch shit, just sit and chill (outside)

>>688838380
I don´t smoke a lot nowadays, but used to:
>Go for hiking in the forest
>Swimming (so good)
>Drive around with homies to cool locations
>Biking
>Reading fiction

Hey /b/ I have a question.
I smoke often but 50% of the time I get this shitty side effect where my nose gets all plugged up like I have a cold. And it kinda ruins the high.
Any idea what the problem might be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02k126v3Zu4

there you go.

right now, nothing because i cant find any weed.

>>688844829
I honestly can't wait for exams to be over so I can smoke again :D

But i know that it'll be much better if I do good in my exams and then blaze, also helps to prove that weed doesn't make you lazy to the people who think it does

>>688838444
>trips=autisim

>>688845662
Haha I remember going with my mates to this huge ass abandoned quarry in yorkshire. We went at 1am night time and all the excavators were unlocked, we opened them up and looked around inside and then blazed a zoot on the top of one of them.

Then we ran down this big ass mud hill, one of my friends decided to sprint down and twisted his ankle lol. They were also convinced there was a homeless man watching us

Exploring when high is the best, especially with friends

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>>688845805
pls

anyone in south wisconsin got the hookup?

I like to troll hard in Overwatch and csgo

shit is funny to the point of tears

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i used to fuck my ex when i was stoned
we'd both smoke and then go at it for hours

now i smoke alone and either listen to music/play drums/go to the gym

it's chill

>>688839455
Are you me?

>>688846427
Lol me too
Literally my name on steam is I fap to Gore

>>688838380
Drink OJ

Think about how fucked up my life is, and i see it from my family s point of view, They must hate the shit out of me. But im moving soon (i dont live with family but close) So that is good

>>688843901
You just don't get it man. You don't partake or even play vidya I wager. It's only /like/ he's actually there

If people want to be in a happy place, they're not lying to themselves just because theyre using their imagination.

>>688842548
Live your life by doing, don't live the live of someone who thinks that taking drugs is cool. Be different. True happiness comes by oing not by any substances taht stimulate your brain.

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>>688845805
plssssssssssss

>>688846179
Exploring high is my best activity

>>688846978
I think your doing something wrong.
Weed is supposed to make you forget how fucked your life is.
Lol jk I went through the same shit my first couple months of smoking. Its kind of therapeutic in a way and really opens your mind

>>688846792
Orange Juice feels sort of heavy when you're high. Also yoghurt...

Clean the goddamn house

>>688844353
holy shit man. You fucking defeated yourself in your own post. Good job.

>>688847371
Yeah, i had that before. But it kinda changed after way too much shrooms and X. So ive kinda given up weed. But i kinda like it when im in a really good mood

Listen to Shostakovitch.

>>688840965
Nope, i just think you were hiding in that closest there

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>>688838380
Relax, sit in a comfortable position and focus all my attention between my eyebrows, and eventually leave this plane of existence through the activation of the " third eye " or whatever you hipsters call it.

Or play with any other energy center in the body, generating power surges through 'em. Feels good to be a king, lol.

>Mfw simpeltons smoke and watch kids movies

>>688838444
>useless member to society

Steve Job smoked pot and did a shit ton of drugs. And there are countless more successful productive members of society that smoke/smoked pot.

>>688847371
Mos tpeople have a broken will, Therapy aims at breaking peoples will, thats what they tryed with me. Im more than those shitheads. Breaking peoples will jsut turns them into working slaves, I'd rather die beeing successfull, than living a live with a shitty job and shitty friends and shitty whatever having to complain each weekend aobut how shit my job is and getting drunk and high. People enslave themselfes, without even trying to be more.

Nobody else watches cyanide and happiness blazed?

>>688839327
I love watching that show when high too

>>688847755
you don't activate your 3rd eye. If you tihnk you have activated your "third eye" your doing something wrong. Thrid eye comes from beeing clean of any kind of drug. Drugs only distort your perception of reality. Even sugar makes you tired and changes your behaviour. If you want to see reality dont take drugs. Beliving that drugs give you truth is as stupid as believing that painkillers fix your aching tooth.

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Lose brain cells

I feel like you live in some sort of cloud. And weed removes that cloud. Like really tells you what is there.
Anyone else feel the same? Also its relaxing, but i feel u can use it in two ways

>>688842863
Actually, having sex while on psychedelics is a very sensual experience, sharing and exploring the bodies of each other. It feels like a real tight bond between humans than. you fat fucking basementdwelling cunt.