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>>688835410
It's "Hope for the best, prepare for the worst" FFS

>>688835410
Also, your thread was dead upon arrival. Please try again.

>>688835579
Huh, alright.

"Hope for the best, prepare for the worst then"

>>688835410
"never do a kind deed"

>>688836062
Mind if I ask why you follow that quote?

>>688836180
they always come back to bite you

>>688835410
"hey hey hey smoke weed erryday"

>>688835410
"If it smells like shit everywhere you walk, look under your own shoe."

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You're born and the rest is optional.

"fuck Bill Clinton"

>>688836283
True, the effort usually ends up being worth more than the gain.

>>688835410
life is pointless, so fuck everything.

that's why i stay in my room everyday and lurk /b/.

I'm a leader not a follower
I do what I want when I want and do not let someone else's ideology dictate the way I progress through my day

"Life's a bitch, then you die."

It was on my dads favorite coffee mug, my earliest memory is finding his body with my brother

Take care of yourself first; otherwise you can never take care of others.

>There is your reason to be selfish. Its not selfish if its self-preservation.

If her age is on the clock then time for cock

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This

>>688835410
It's actually hope for the best prepare for the worst.

"Check 'em"

"Four doors for more whores"

"Spitters are quitters"

"Thanks Obama"

>>688836553
Huh, I like that one. Good one anon

"trust me, people will remember my name forever." - anonymous.

>>688838091
>If her age is on the clock then time for cock
holy shit my sides

"You're a big guy"
"For you..."

Only pimps give advice.

"Everything is temporary"

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"Believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear"

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"What ever happens, happens"
-Spike, Cowboy Bebop

>>688838998
You must be new here

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"If you can't get confidence, and you have a real confidence problem.... fake it."
-Azuritereation

Snipers are just withing your min

>>688839627
Oh shi

"It just goes to show that you never can tell"

>>688839627

>lurkin

>>688835410
I just have "always expect the worst so you'll never disappoint"

"DON'T PANIC"

>>688840035
"*SIGH*"

>>688840214
what's wrong, faggit?

>>688840214
I think it's a very helpful mantra, personally.

"Ignore it and it will probably go away. Or maybe someone else will deal with it"

Always look for the revenue stream.

>>688840447
Somebody obviously hasn't seen HGTG.

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance or however that went.

Everyone thinks they're the protagonist.

>>688840727
I realised later lmao

>>688835579
But if the worst happens while preparing for the worst?

Stop trying thinking making a million dollars. Instead, try thinking about serving a million people.

>>688840727
Home and Garden Telegision?

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>>688835410
"Vincit Omnia Veritas"
Translation: Truth Conquers All

>>688841061
Then you didn't prepare early enough, now did you?

>>688841061
Then you will be prepared for it...

>>688837955
My dad says that all the time

I think the key to HAPPINESS is to not compare yours to others'.

"If its too good to be true, it probably is"

"There are two types of arrogance. One where you're unequal to the task, and one where your dreams are too big"

"Never go to Haiti"

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>>688838091

"Isint the foolishness of the few, a more precious community than the wisdom of the masses."
- Gilgamesh

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>>688841719
Don't take advice from people that tore of pieces of themselves to attack the sun for rising.

You gotta pay the troll toll

>>688841237
But Will you be disappointed?

>>688835410
Fuck that...

"Expect the worst, and never be let down"

>>688841721
Carl is best Guru

>>688841589
Can't catch you, huh?

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>>688835410
"Are they gonna drop the bomb or not?"

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"Daddy"

>>688836809
the gain is the good deed itself. like how I originally called you a moron in this post, but then I deleted it.

Life is like a series of train wrecks with only small, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

>>688841972
Gay. You don't even know what it means. It's a shoddy translation from Japanese into broken English.

>>688842409
So then what did you gain anon?

For all you fucks who are wrong.

"Expect the worst, hope for the best."

In doing so you will never be disappointed and will always be prepared.

"Life is like a bag of jelly beans. Some moments are sweet, while others can be sour."

>>688842828
And that's why no one respects people who get their advice from other people's religions. You have no context for your quote, you just liked the sound of it and how cool and eastern it is.

"Don't follow your passion, follow oppurtunity"

>>688835410
Life sucks, and then you die.

>>688843250
Refer to
>>688842235

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>>688843000
Checked

>>688843033
Wait... when you say 'you' you mean the other guy, right?

When there is doubt, there is no doubt

>>688835410
If the best can't be had let the worst continue.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

>>688835410
Mine is: Only those who give up are defeated.

>>688837955
Thanks for the uplifting quote and anecdote, anon.

"Hunt up, drag down"

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>>688841663

This only opens the pussybilities

"Suck fat cock and be a giant faggot every chance you get" - OP 2016

>>688844022
old enough to pee old enough for me

Abdicate ambition; seek bliss.

"The past is history, the future's a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present."

- Eleanore Roosevelt

>>688843860
Refer to
>>688844121

"its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol"

I don't even...

Literally even.

>>688836349
eeyyyy

"Question everything"

>>688844914
Why?

An alliance with the powerful is not to be trusted.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?

>>688844963
You're learning kid, you're learning.

>>688844999
But an alliance with the powerless is not going to accomplish much.

>>688835410
For every dark night there's a brighter Day

>>688835410
"Perhaps the horse will learn to sing."

>>688835410
>Never poke a snake with a stick. Either kill him, or leave him alone.

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>>688836553
LOL, no. It's usually just my unwashed ass. :3

>>688841275
Grammar doe

>>688844999
such repeating digits.

"I can't believe how stupid my supporters are"

-Donald Trump

"By the grace of your training I will not be seduced" - Kylo Ren

I think about that quote every time I'm around friends who smoke weed.

>>688845431
But if you're intentionally poking the snake aren't you determining a portion of what's Going on during what May have already been their last living moments, ergo, killing them?

"Come, let us reason together."

>>688835410
Your holes your hole.

"Same Shit Different Day"

>>688846178
Eat a bar of soap. Your shit will be different.

Everything I touch turns to shit, I have no reason to live besides two dogs. - Me 2015
Everything I touch turns to shit, remember that - Me, 2016

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"Deus Vult"

>military

>>688846447
But if their diet is already dialed?

I remember anon telling me that this thread would die, take that anon.

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>>688835410
>Men age like wine, women age like milk.
>Why buy the cow when I could get the milk for free?
>The world under heaven, after a long period of unity, tends to divide; after a long period of division, tends to unite. This has been the case since antiquity.

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>>688846060

"If something excites you and scares the shit out of you at the same time, you should probably do it"

>>688846621
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tByoaeEjcuo

>>688847018
And if i don't?

>>688847182
You might end up regretting it in the future.

>>688847691
True, i was applying it to just things I've never done which how could i regret not having done those? I'm an idiot sometimes.

"Racism is like nigger - it's better when it's not around."

>>688835410
Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald, smiling, wrinkled old man

Fapping to traps is gay.

>>688835410
the future is uncertain but the end is always near

>>688835410
"You are the king of the world fuck thme plebs kill them all"

ACAB

>>688848366
Define "gay" faggot?

Never date a cosplayer

>>688849498
DOon't be lazy, anon.
I assume you have a perfectly serviceable mirror

>>688849630
Why anon?

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>>688842855
>because you are
>YFW I ain't even OP

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>>688839398
100% This
Ever since I was diagnosed with MS, this is how I live.
Life is better when you realize that it could literally end with each passing second for any one of us

>>688835410
"don't put off today what you can put off tomorrow"
so i don't become a lazy bitch

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>>688840844
if you're not the protagonist for your own story, maybe its time to reevaluate the book you're writing

"WTF? /b/ is the cancer of the earth" - Abraham Lincoln

With great power, there must also come great responsibility.

>>688845579
No bad grammar der doe

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>>688844565
>old fag detected

Crack is wach, white dont cover black.

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>>688850974
>about to call you a newfag
>look at the date
>mfw

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>>688845431
this is sound advice, I'm keeping this

>>688850974
Hasn't everyone heard that?

>>688846013
gay

>>688835410
Lets try not to feel like a sack of shit today

When you do things right, nobody is really sure you've done anything at all.

"that shotgun isn't going to kill you all by itself,give it a helping hand"

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>>688851130
right? seems like yesterday we were still raiding youtube

>>688835410
Be adequate today.

>>688851483
>Anything worth doing, is worth doing right

>>688851483
What?

>>688851483
Ok robot god

>>688851483
What do you mean by that?

>>688837755
keep thinking that from behind the counter at McDonald's

>>688851483
Thanks, God.

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"Respect yourself if you would have others respect you" by Baltasar Gracian.

His writings, among others, are helping me tremendously in my life.

>>688852093
Mobile on break?

for bickering
Life's not a bitch life is a beautiful woman
Your only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy

>>688835410
"Sisce quasi sempervicturus vive quasi cras moriturus"

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>>688851914
(not op)
it means that a good deed or a job well done is often unnoticed. A job done poorly leads to noticeable issues, and people will acknowledge a job done poorly as such.

For example: Nobody on CNN is going to talk about the 5800 airliners that didn't crash today.

Its solid advice to live by.

>>688835410
'Measure twice, cut once'

OP here, I'm surprised this thread is still going. Thank you anons.

>>688852683
It's more like Tetris has taught me that mistakes build up whereas accomplishments disappear.

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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

>>688852683
>often
Kk

Life is short but it's troubles are endless.

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'When it rains in Russia it's time for a lemon biscuit, or die trying.'

I poop too much

>>688851632
LMAO

>>688835410
Never piss uphill while barefooted.

Were you born to resist, or be abused?

>>688853033
Which is better boiled down to
>wisdom it's the product of failure and knowledge is the product of success
Not Something to live by just a fact

>>688835410
Expectation leads to disappointment. If you don't expect something big huge and exciting... usually uh... well idk, it's just not as... yeah.

>>688853049
Must be why I'm not a comedian

>>68883541

"Patience and kindness will often be viewed as a weakness by those who lack the capacity"

"Love comes in many forms: have a good day. Talk to you soon. I miss you. its cold out, take care - do not mistake one for being lesser than another, for all are sacred"

"What is within will become what is without - there is no exception"

"Seek simplicity for happiness - seek adversity to be whole"

"Greatness cannot be measured in what you plan to do"

"The nature of our existence is to seek meaning in the meaningless - instead, create meaning through purpose, and you will never lose your way"

"None have ever walked the same path as you, so don't expect directions to always make sense"

>>688853772
Edgy

who dares wins

>>688835410
A fool thinks himself to be wise. Someone wise knows himself to be a fool.

>>688854704
I think the first part of that is stupid unless you see wisdom as knowledge. Refer to this
>>688853775

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>>688835410
"If you feel like quitting, remember why you started"

"You are your own worst enemy"

"The expert at anything was once a beginner"

"A gem cannot be polished without friction..."

"Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out"

"Always strive to be the best version of yourself mentally and physically"

Those are the ones I remember most

>>688853080
lol wut

I live by 2:
1) life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% how you handle it
2) the only thing you have 100% control over in the world, is your attitude.

Those have gotten me through some tough times.

>>688855790
You said good often goes unnoticed where as
>>688851483
Said not often but...otherwise. I'm a stickler i guess.

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>>688856080
real world definition for a lofty philosophical idea, bro
>only a sith deals in absolutes

Do I believe in free will? Of course, I have no choice.

Luck is 90% preparedness and 10% opportunity. Oprah

Lies are like colors. The more you pile on, the blacker everything gets.

"You only live once"

Talk shit get hit

the power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you.

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>>688835410
Cr1tikals wise words

>>688857048
The power to save will prevail

>>688857048
Until you've been there, then the worst that can happen is a bunch of idiots try to get to you.

>>688857219
I dont believe you read it properly.

>>688857322
Checked

And been where.
Recieving or taking

>>688857416
Causing pain.

>>688857048
Love is stronger. Love transcends death.

>>688857486
Ive been to the point of being passive and letting the instigators have their run. No one helped me. They just stood there and watched...until i broke his hand. Then people got bent the fuck outta shape.....whaaaahn you shouldnt have done that.
They were litteraly beating me with chinks of 2x4

>>688857609
Revelations 22:21

>>688857782
>Chinks of 2x4

My sides. Orbit. Meme

>>688857878
Meant chunks faggot

>>688857782
Your spirit seems unbroken though so that's good.

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>>688835410
No ?

>>688857955
Thank ya kindly

"If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself"

"The best gifts you get are the ones you give yourself"

>>688835410
fucking grace of bloddy god
god fucking grace

>>688857955
Checked

"There ain't no rest for the wicked, till our eyes are closed for good."

>>688845319
there is a sweet point inbetween

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"A fap a day keeps depression at bay."

>>688847182
u r a faggot then

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"I'm gay!"

>>688847018
This is how I broke my arm. Twice.

A falling knife has no handle.

Anger without reason breeds motivation without purpose.

>>688859556
This is the most profound thing in this thread. I'm not being sarcastic, this has actually changed my outlook on the world...

>>688835410
Experienced guys, I really need your help!

>>688859636

>>688860507
The root of the Rebel Without a Cause concept.

>>688860411
If you're scared go to church.

>>688841229
*tips fedora

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"I hate mosquitos... they suck"

>>688860507
Motivation without purpose breeds regret or benefit. You be the decider.

"Save money on expensive phone bills by telling everyone you've ever met to fuck off"

>>688861119
But never neither.

>>688861024
lol see he's pretending to wear a hat because he doesn't like that guy's quote

this is why 4chans the thinking man's meme network

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"I have discovered a truly marvellous and profound quotation, which this post is too narrow to contain"

"Love is the strongest weapon, not as strong as LAW with a HE rocket because fuck you and everything around you."

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck."

>>688838998
Found the newfag

There's no such place as Mouseville. It's just a fairytale these guys told you to keep you quiet.

Just thought you should know, faggot.

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>>688861369

>>688841229
Fedora tipping intensifies

You gon' act like a bitch, you gon' die like a bitch

>>688835410
"life is fuck's life"

I saw an automobile once when I was young. Now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.

Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.

I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.


Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.


I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
Not for an old crook like me.

It's time to chew ass

-Dick Kickem

>>688835410
vini,vidi,velcro

i came
i saw
i got stuck

>>688841061
ok, prepare for the worst, and only then hope for the best.

>>688835410
"put it in perspective"
I don't know who said it, but it really works. There's a time and place to be petty and minute and obsessed, but that's on 4chan. Everywhere else you have to take a second breather and look at it from the big picture. It's not as satisfying as being constantly mad or whatever, but it makes life less stressful.

>>688862183
I don't think that's what they meant.

"Time to suck todays dick"

^ me going in to work everyday

Femanon here.
"If he can't handle me at my worst, then he damn sure doesn't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Manson.

Don't cry over the spilled milk

>>688862733
0/8

>>688835410
"dont worry, tommorows gonna be worse"
"trust no1"
"nothings free"
"never give up"
"death to all who oppose us"

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"My dick is hard. Getting it out of your ass will be harder."

>>688862733
1.) i doubt you're female.
2.) i know you have seen that thing on the internet that says she never said that.

>>688857609
No it doesn´t faggot
Love dies when your significant other dies to or until she finds a new cock to suck
Your kids will love you, maybe even your grandkids if you live long enough, after that though death wins.
death>love