Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Chara claimed
How the fuck is California in a drought?
There's water to the left of y'all
like, go get it
It's always been there
Hello
Claimed
>>688827065
Or stable ground
this Jinsang guy I just found is pretty alright actually
>>688827065
The water's saltier than Tenryuu
>>688826851
>going out on staged dressed like that
>>688827065
Salt water is not usable water unless we get one of those huge plants. Really begs the question of why we haven't yet.
Claiming and leaving to catch some sleep. Later /waifu/
>>688827240
>staged
>>688827321
Night Rattles.
Gonna go to the gym
See ya guys later!
Good afternoon thread.
>>688827321
Good night Shizubru.
>>688827240
>staged
Yeah, something Mio probably wouldn't ever do.
>>688827392
we're all gonna make it
>>688827321
sleep
>>688827251
>>688827239
why don't you start with removing the salt from y'all attitude
>>688827506
Forgot picture
>>688827506
>probably
No Mio just straight up wouldn't do that
>>688827377
>>688827506
auto correct is a bitch.
>>688827595
>feeding your fat face.
bitch its called fruit.
>>688827515
>why don't you start with removing the salt from y'all attitude
R E K T
E
K
T
good thing blood isn't that salty. It's more rusty
>>688827515
Because I wouldn't have anything to salt my fries with!
>>688827650
True, I should of worded that better.
>>688827683
Why must you say these things
>>688827701
I like the metallic taste of blood.
>>688827701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p14C4K_eX1g
I used to donate blood :o
>>688827732
I had fries earlier they good ^-^
Have any of you capped off while sick and stopped right at the climax because you're worried your semen would squirt out black and stain your Dakimakura collection?
Claimed
>>688828003
whoops meant to link song on top >.<
>konata
>>688827931
I'm not a big fan of that taste personally
>>688828003
>I used to donate blood
Konata = hero
>>688827859
It wasn't worded that badly
Edna best :P
>>688827931
Me too
>>688828003
>used to donate blood
I wanted to, am not allowed to
>>688828025
>squirt out black
I'm not squirting oil like you m8
>>688828069
>
GOLDBERG CLAIMED!
>>688827931
I like seeing edgy 14 year olds like you on 4chan
>>688827859
s-sorry, pls dont be upset.
Trump claimed
>>688828003
I donated before
Got that O Negative blood
>>688828285
>>688828235
I stopped since I got a false positive for Hepatitis C, I went to the doctor but he says I'm fine, but even still you can't donate blood once you test positive, even if it's a false positive .-.
real talk, donating plasma is good money and every NEET should do it
>>688828521
you are a blood god :O
>>688828613
Hepatitis lol
clmd
Pepsi at ten in the morning, my life is in trouble...
>>688828235
Well it could of been better
>>688828336
Huh, fine. Now some one has claimed Ritsu I have more reason to use my Mio and Ritsu pictures.
I just got some sweet oreo's
>>688828301
I'm actually 12.
>>688828285
>I wanted to, am not allowed to
Because of your relationships? Not sure if the rules change from country to country.
>>688828863
My dad has it, but I hopefully don't says the doctor, it's very scary, my dad got some liver surgery, it pretty much kills it ;-;
>>688828956
I just say I'm 18 so I can use 4chan :p
>>688828285
>I'm not squirting oil like you m8
i'm being serious here mate, i don't want black jizz ruining my shit.
>>688828285
>nobody came
>i came
>>688829026
I should do that on the internet too, maybe I could access porn sites.
>>688829034
>black jizz
Nigga wut?
>>688827251
We haven't yet because it takes a lot of energy to turn salt water into fresh water
>>688829186
that's how I get on the naughty subreddits >:)
>>688829265
why don't you start with removing the salt from ya attitude?
>>688828613
Sounds dumb, but we have the same here
>>688828956
Pretty much.
>Have you ever had sex with a guy
>yes, been 3 years since that and am tested for HIV
>not allowed to donate blood
>>688829034
You seriously jizz black sperm? You should go see a doctor then
>>688829127
faggot
>>688828956
>12
Homura are you serious? Homura is the biggest badass here then.
>>688829026
>my dad has it
Yeah better hope you don't have it
>>688829034
>black jizz
HOL UP
>>688829186
i'm sick, and i'm worried that if i masturbate i'll squirt black, infected semen all over my body pillows and stain them/
>nobody will ever know I'm 3 years old
WHITEFACE CLAIMED FUCKERS
>>688829525
i don't know if i actually do or not. i just want to know i anyone can confirm if my jizz would stain my bed black or not.
>jenny
best waifu ever
>>688829583
my dad would have to sex me and he did not do that I hope
>>688829600
the worse my semen has ever been is green, but black just sounds crazy :O
>>688829725
You just told us!
>>688828956
Mods ban plz
>>688829354
>loli banned from reddit
What else could you use it for?
>>688829525
Homophobic society at it's finest.
>>688829583
You think I would lie on the internet? I finished Elementary school last year.
>>688829600
You could just use a napkin, or fap into a test-tube and store the black jizz as a bio weapon.
>>688829725
Are you also a dog?
>I'm the real Dirty Dan
>>688828910
i feel like we are going to become best of friends, or maybe more.
>>688829749
yes, it can stain your black bed
>>688829946
Sup Peridot?
>>688830029
Not their fault, the superiors are shit but well, saves me a needle in my arm
>>688829786
>the worst my semen has ever been is green
That makes me feel even worse
>>688830029
what will i use it against?
>>688830111
>trips don't lie
>>688830111
And a few hours of nausea.
>>688829764
cute waifu
>>688830029
pics of dead kids :D
>>688830231
You've never had it
>green?
>>688827065
>stealing a tweet for your caption
all your wiafus are mine
Caspian Paddock claimed
>>688830357
you rolled a magnum
well shit
>>688830325
oh man you caught me anon! :p >_<
>konata
>>688830029
>You think I would lie on the Internet?
Absolutely not. /s
Claiming Tatara Kogasa, the best umbrella.
>>688829786
How can your semen turn green?!
>>688830231
So just use a tissue
>>688830243
so it's a win-win situation for me now
>>688830087
I wonder what the maybe more part is.
>>688830231
I don't know, your boss? Don't you ever have the urge to kill somebody?
>>688830379
He has a middle tooth.
>>688830323
Is that what you masturbate to, other than Konata?
>>688830479
kek
None can compare to my wifu
>>688830620
Am I the only one with green semen?!
>>688830731
I cen be ur angle or ur devil >:P
>>688830748
</3
Claimed.
Dem hips don't lie.
>>688830029
Mods also ban plz
>>688830594
Oh yes
>>688830850
Seems like it
>>688830748
You need trips to steal my waifu you dreck
>>688830323
no, am i supposed to?
>>688830620
but that will just stain the tissue
>>688830731
i've always wanted to kill Mugi, but i dunno where he lives. Does nigger cum work against other niggers?
>>688830748
>thumbnail
>>688830029
wtf
>>688831007
you can throw away the tissue then
>Chara
>>688830029
I'm a cat!
>>688830974
I saved this pic mugi :)
>>688831002
>>688831007
oh well :p
>>688831007
Why
I was like the first person here to talk to you mang
>>688830748
I have more of these coming
Folders
>>688830850
It's nice to have flexible tastes.
>>688831019
What?
>>688831007
I think so, but I never had the chance to test it.
>>688831126
I want a cat that watches anime and browses 4chan.
>>688831269
Let me be your cat then
>>688830594
we can be friends too, its just ritsu and mio go wayyyy back.
>>688831264
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Megumin best girl
http://jovan3211.github.io
>>688831344
You better like shrimp and ham because that's how I treat my cat.
>>688831099
but that would be a waste of a good tissue
>>688831227
pics or never happened
>>688831269
i'll just have to wait and see then.
>>688831558
shrimp yes
ham no
I am muslim cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQxMB4Wk_y8
>>688831269
never seen this pic, looking good :3
>>688831645
can muslim watch anime? (serious question no bully)
Dreck?
Go back to Germany you eurocuck
>>688831644
Well then cum in the tissue and then blow your nose with it
Goddamn you robots are complicated
>>688831216
How did you even get it to green?
>>688831749
Muslim can watch anime and do everything you guys can!
No alcohol, no pork, no being a dick
Dad drinks alcohol
some people drink pork
90% of muslims are dicks
ayy lmao
>>688831645
>>688831749
i can be a cat too! meow, and stuff...
>>688831818
but then my nose will covered in infected cum.
>jenny
I'm posting a new one here
>>688831644
Film it and report your results here.
>>688831645
O, can Muslim cat eat couscous?
>>688831749
>can't play video cuz country bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3WdNAbVU44
>>688832015
Who the fuck are you faggot?
>>688832015
>>688832149
Just kidding!
MEOW MEOW NIGGA
>>688832111
What's a couscous
trips checked
>>688831890
drink pork?
>>688831818
life is strange
>>688832015
nice cat :3
>>688832111
where do you live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXX5-p6sUwI
Can - Future Days
you've prolly heard it cuz /mu/
>>688832037
well then blow your nose first and then cum in the tissue!
>>688832223
never played it
>>688832015
Nothing beats Mio cat
>>688831890
I didn't know you could drink pork, how the times have changed
>>688832149
you better check your tone and use your inside voice, before i knock your ass out side.
>>688832149
Calm down... let others be cats, you're the only one I want to adopt.
>>688832220
Something that tastes nice... apparently it's origin is north Africa, I thought it was eaten in any Muslim country.
>>688832223
Portugal, can't play that version either. Maybe I will just download it...
>>688832305
as in use my snot as lube? good idea
>>688832111
if i remember
>>688832481
oh my :o
Can's a great band so you should :O
>>688832305
same t b h
>>688832305
;p ;X XD (: B)
>>688832481
>not getting adopted
>being an outside cat
fuck all that shit, ill just be a rabbit.
>>688832330
mio does look pretty cute like that
>>688832648
>>688832585
>this fucking robot
Yes... use it like that
>>688832632
I'm playing Fire Emblem Fates currently.
>all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out places
Rory claiming.
Zombiecide is over. Perfect clear!
Holy crap that board game is fun. 3 hours of strategy and planning and we hit perfect.
>>688832746
You're damn right
>>688832481
>>688832363
read the other reply lol
>>688832481
Maybe it's called something else here.
I checked google, nothing that I Know
>>688832223
eat pork*
:P
>>688832888
>and what a way to enter thread
>shameless self-check
>>688832798
>prepare to fap edition
wew
>>688832746
Beware, my cat hunt a rabbit once.
>>688832632
I see, another name for the to-download-list.
>>688832927
It's fairly underground here, but it's healthy and tasty.
>>688832927
your head's bigger than your body! :O
>>688833117
one day you will finish the list :p
>>688833117
last cat picture my internet can handle uploading
>this kills the neko
>>688832888
Noice, is it already weekend there? How do I timezones?
>claimng yume
>>688833245
I thought everyone was like this?
>>688833117
Cous cous is like quinoa. Its just empty, theres actually no real vitamins. Its the veggies you have with it that are healthy.
>>688833280
Neko Karen a cute
>>688833326
It is 12:30 am here. Yes its a Saturday.
>>688833280
I thought you had more, I'm disappoint.
>>688833245
I'm downloading and removing like 5 artists from it a day but adding 10.
>>688833356
Are they not?