>>688823277
go to a bar.

>>688823277
jesus i would lick her for hours

>>688823364
cant

More of her?????

>>688823624
What's stopping you?

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>>688824167
I live in british village south of london

no bars here, not even in towns, just pubs full of drunk hooligans

>>688823277

like you find any other women.

if you can pick up girls, age doesn't really matter.

had a milf fuck buddy for 2 years. i worked in a restaurant where she was a regular, over time we get to known each other and then one thing lead to the other. from first contact to first sex it took about 9 months. but i was never good at pickung up, basically she was the one who took initiative and i played a long.

>>688823277
back when I used to look craigslist was easy enough

more pics?

>>688824504
It's a wasteland of spambot and phishing garbage now

>>688824504
i have some ads up, but stopped getting replies a few weeks ago... not sure what happened

had a few nice conversations, but that was it.

what's more likely to work, waiting for responses on your ad or replies to ads yourself?

>>688824751
not surprised.

>>688824800
I replied to a lot of ads and only got a few responses, but I had more luck with that than posting my own. At least the women who post themselves know they want to fuck.

>>688823277
ask your mother ;^)

>>688825252
really wish I had a hot mum but mine is too old and used up :|

dont really like her anyway

By just talking to them. Nine times out of ten they are down to fuck, you just have to take the initiative.

There is literally no reason you can't. Just excuses.

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>>688825613
This.

Being the least bit charming or funny really helps, too. Older women still believe in going out to bars to take a guy home, so take advantage of the fact that they're a little liquored up.

Here's some OC, actually picked her up at a gym.

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>>688825878

>>688825878
The anon gets it.

>muh feelings
>muh there isn't bars
>muh I'm scured

Again these are excuses, not reasons.

>>688826101
find me bar in UK area code KT20

>>688826273
KT12 bro here, there's plenty of bars in Leatherhead and Epsom. Should only cost you 10/15 to get an uber there.

>>688826273
It's an excuse. Plenty of places besides bars. Bars are just the easiest place. Go out and make it happen anon.

>>688826932
>underage b&

>>688827084
>implying that has any effect

>>688826932
a fair few of my mates were banging milfs before they were even 20. If your 18 and still look 15 then you have no chance, best bet is to find a prostitute.

>>688827231
fuck, but I want a cuddly mummy who loves me ;_;

>>688826932
>>688827231
this is not true. I created a fake profile on adult friend finder back in the day and I was 16. I couldn't pass for older so when I talked to a woman and we swapped face pics I had to come clean about my age or at least say I was 18 which they never believed. I got 3 women interested though. 1 sent me nudes but I couldn't get her to meet me because she had a son my age and couldn't get over it. The other was in her late 30s. We met once, made out in her car and I got to grab her tits a bunch but she thought it was too weird and we never met again. The alst one was a woman in her 50s. She knew I was underage and invited me to her house. We fucked the entire afternoon before her husband came home. We did it a few times but she lived really far away and it was hard for me to just disappear for a whole day with no one noticing.

>>688827722
don't you have to pay for that shit though?

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>>688823277
Same girl as OP I know her

>>688828065
no

>>688827855
I don't know how it works now. Back then you could have a free account but it had limitations. I don't remember if I had a limited number of messages I could send or something like that. and I couldn't see all the pictures or read the entire profile but it was a bit like going in blind. But I was 16 and horny, I would spend hours looking for a milf that looked slutty enough to bang and underage guy and I lucked out a bit I guess. my point was, age is not a problem when it comes to fucking milfs, you just gotta find the really horny ones.

basically, if there are grown men who would fuck 17 year old girls if given the chance, there are grown women who would fuck 17 year old guys if given the chance.

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>>688828128
Lol yes. I work with her. I know the guy who took it

>>688828679
>No other sizes of this image found.
fuck you might be right

what's the story behind the image anyway? how old is she?

>>688823277
get a friendly little dog and walk it around an upper middle class neighborhood in the middle of the day with preppy clothes on.

>>688824285
Start by moving out of your hick town.

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>>688823277
can we turn this into a milf thread?

>>688828954
She's 37

>>688829352
okay, but what's the story behind the image and how old was she then?

>>688829352
worst story teller of all time

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milf I used to fuck

>>688828248
Holy shit, are you me? I did the exact same thing around 2008-09, and never really got much traction with it. Something about that site, it's full of ultra flaky people.

First real time I had any luck was after being a milfag for a couple years, and hooking up with a fat-titted asian milf. That site was still never really worth it.

>>688829867
yuck

>>688829867
Ayy, she looks like a freaky broad. Looks like a cardio bunny, they're always up for a fuck.

Go on Tinder
Set the age limit according to taste
The women you see who look all proper and don't have anything or much at all written on their profile...
The super well put together ones who just look nice...
ESPECIALLY the ones with kids...
escalate on them real quick and get results.
Met my go-to fuck buddy that way
Another hotter one on its way, currently she has the kid so babysitting
They're so thirsty for dick it's unreal

>>688829477
Not much of a story. Dude from work fucked her, took the pic, then sent it out to other dudes at work. Mind you we work for a "department" with almost 500 people and I'm pretty sure everyone has seen it

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>>688830032
>>688830050
you're both right. I was never proud but I always left satisfied.

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LtCol's wife I used to fuck, tiny broad. Huge, huge slut.

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I was banging so.e older broad for a while. She had a daughter my age. She was good but she started wanting a real relationship and I was like lol no.

So she stopped having sex with me. I met her at a pub and flirted with her. She took me home and wouldn't sleep with me the first night because she said she's "not that kind of girl"

>Mfw

>>688830266
how long ago was this? did she find out?

Dude, just go to an online dating site and look for some.

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>>688830288
Shit yeah, I think those are always the most fun. I started having way better sex once I swallowed my pride and started giving these over-the-hill sluts a chance.

>>688830520
what are the best sites?

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>>688830362

Volunteer at a nursing home.

>>688830587
Not the anon you replied to, but I've always had lots of luck with OKCupid. If you're honest with the little questionnaire, you *will* eventually start matching with horny older women.

>>688830643
kek

>>688829037
can confirm.

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>>688824285

Then go on holiday to a big city such as London

>>688830430
>"not that kind of girl"
The biggest lie ever told. They're all that girl. Well done, anon.

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>>688823277
Follow their children home. Enter through an unlocked window.

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It's easier than you'd think to pick them up wherever they work. I fucked a VA worker for over a year, after I had an appointment randomly scheduled with her. Pic related.
She was a filthy gal, that one.

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>>688831662
nudes?

Do these sites also applies for western Europe?

>>688831875
Never got any from her; she was too smart for that. She invited me over often enough that I didn't mind.

>>688830362
sory ?

meet here on tinder ?

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>>688832056
I know. this is my one gripe with older women. it's so hard to get nudes from them.

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>>688832070
Pretty sure it was OKCupid, actually. Just started flirting with her, exchanged some nudes, and it was on. She was separated from her husband, but he still paid for all her shit, her own house, all that. I'd just go stay with her when her kids were away.
She was a big alcoholic too, so we'd get plastered and go bareback until we'd pass out.

>>688823277

try with swingers sites OP

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the mom is a huge slut. The daughters have a great role model

>>688832377
Yeah, usually they're big prudes about it. This lady was ex-Army intelligence, and I was a SigInt guy at the time, so we both kinda had this paranoid understanding with one another.

>>688832377
whats her name? what state does she live in?

I think i know her.

>>688823277
start them when they're children and put in the time and effort until they're raised as old as you want

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>>688832735

>>688832724
can't argue with this logic

>>688829340
What's that scar running from her pussy up her stomach?

>>688833047
c-section scar most likely
still extremely attractive

>>688832960
moar

>>688833047
Prolly c-section.

in my area, there is a local gym. my mom goes there every day and does cycle classes and etc. these are not easy workouts at all. she's a milf and so are a few of the other ladies there. point being, check out your local gym classes during the day some time. these milfs don't have jobs so they go to the gym during the day time. and i know they would fall over themselves if a younger guy and came did classes with them.

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>>688831971
That image is fucking terrifying! Why doesn't he have a face?

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Flabby Hawaiian gilf, lived 10min away. Had a great summer, thanks to her

>>688832461
tell us more :)

>>688833161
Not really, fam

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>>688833537
i'll take more story and pics of her sucking dick.

Women don't mature.

They just get older.

>>688833395
any nudes?

>>688833385
This. So much this. I've gotten so much horny mom pussy from just being more of a gym rat. You need to make sure to go at different times of day, too. You'll find at least a couple ladies in each time frame, who would jump at the chance to fuck a young guy.

>>688826068
Faggot

>>688833677

Pub looks like a Lynyrd Skynyrd Logo.

What's a better band name (I meed one for my band, obviously):
Fetal Trick
Ms.Carriage
Naked Mole Rat Band
Strawberry Bitch
Female Parts

>>688833256
souce?

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>>688833603
>>688833677
I found her on MeetMe, she was actually really terrible at responding to messages in a timely manner. The dumber old broads actually respond very positively to dick pics, believe it or not. That's how I got her responding quicker.
It was a 10min drive off-base to her house, and she didn't do shit all day. I worked the night shift, so I would just go straight over, beat her guts, and take a nap at her place.
I got plenty of other trashy broads I did similar shit with, if you lurkers wanna hear more.

>>688829743
Moar. Please tell me there is moar

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have nudes of this UK Milf. suchhhh a slut

>>688833763
no. best I got was underwear shots. Thought I had more but I can't find it

>>688833837
yep. you nailed it. my mom goes to various classes at various times of the day throughout the week. so your chances with her could/would come at different times on different days.

>>688834254
got pictures of the other ones?

>>688834397
those micro bikinis always get me

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>>688833603
Can't believe I missed this picture, this was the first nude she sent me. She had me over one morning after I had some time off, and we fucked until she had to go pick up her kids.

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>>688833395

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>>688834531
I have a whole batch of 'em, but not a huge amount of nudes. Like some anons mentioned earlier, milfs tend to be prudes about taking nudes. This lady was another contractor that worked on the same base as me. I used that as the main ice breaker, and it generally worked really well.

>>688824285
Dude what.
You have legitimate access to one of the best no strings attached pickup lines: "here on business"

>>688834621
nice :)

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>>688834864
share the story that goes with the best nudes you have

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>>688834621
>>688834906

Her husband would get her kids for a week or two at a time, so she had the house to herself a lot. She would make me park part way down the street, so people wouldn't think she was having a guy over. Then we'd just kill a bottle of whiskey and fuck all over the house.

>>688824285
Sounds like a bar to me.

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>>688833817

>>688834864
>>688834864
One thing i really dont have a firm grasp on is how to get them into bed?

Like when you meet on first date, do you just ralk about random shit? How long does it usually rake to get them to be in bed with you?

Also durimg sex theres no awkwardness??

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>>688835127
This lady >>688832461 was definitely the most fun lay in recent memory. She loved big white guys, and found out she was fucking a buddy of mine, from my unit. We laughed our asses off when we found out.

>>688835283
You hand them money
they give you sex
whats so hard to understand

>>688835493
how old?

>>688823277
I end up talking to so many milfs at the gym, especially in the morning. If I really tried I know I could fuck one but I am married so that ends that.

>>688823277
>Go to grocery store around 1:30-4pm, preferably a grocery specializing in "naturals" and "organics"
>pick your favorite
>fuck her

>>688835876
meanwhile some dude is banging your wife at her gym

>>688835283
It's really easy to do some heavy flirting online, as practice. You'll get a feel for what lines of conversation will get the women interested, and what's gonna turn them off. They're way more chill about just having a no-strings-attached hookup, really.
Once you get toward the end of the date (usually I'd meet them at a bar/pub) ya just ask if you wanna get outta there, and go for a night cap.

>>688834864
hot !

>>688832684
generally you would be the one to mention that information, then the other anon would confirm...

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Doing this Gilf Six Months

>>688833744
this is true... very true..

they mature quicker than boys..but than basically plateau...

their maturity doesn't really occur until menopause... basically men surpass their maturity around 22 then women don't catch up until mid-life

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>>688835679
I believe she was 47, at the time.
>>688835994
Yeah, there are a few offices there that have a bunch of my loads scattered all over the place.
This gal was no milf, but she was by far the hottest contractor I ever had the fortune of fucking.

>>688831875
That woman looks hella british

>>688823277
in so cal, 909/714, go to foxfire before it closed, dress clean and not like a kid, talk about shit they can relate to, buy a drink for her, maker laugh, fuck her brains out, that simple

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>>688836176
Exactly. Every 30-something or 40-something you see on the street, even though they'd never admit it, is dying to find some young guy who will fuck the shit out of them, and make them feel sexy again.

>>688828065
Does she go to your school?

>>688823277
use dating sites that have women in your area, otherwise you're stuck doing it the old way by engaging random women in conversation.

>>688834254
>work night shift
>beat her guts
>take a nap

this sounds like paradise for a night shifter

>>688836681
kek

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>>688836635
I have a lot of friends who are feminists. I hit on their moms all the time, they are all dying to get railed, they just can't come out and say it.

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>>688836656

why is londen and everything around it so shit would you say?

>>688836206
>sexy tattoo

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>>688836748
Yeah, I ended up hating working nights, but that chunky slut made everything ok. It was less than a week before she just left her door unlocked for me.

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I was a happy grudge fuck after she split from her hubby... I split her wide every way possible

go outside

>>688823277
i dont think your mom would fuck you son

>>688830556
this so much this

>>688836923
Nice, anon. You can get a lot of pussy, if you're bold enough to make the first move. They're not going to waste any time once they realize you're down.

>>688823277
Tinder. I set my settings to 35-55+ within 10 miles, whenever I'm at work. I've fucked like 3 milfs so far. One of them I fuck regularly and she's married. We use snapchat and delete the app whether I get home or her husband is home. I just go over there during my lunch break since she's close by and her husband is at work and I fucked the shit out of her.

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MILF I used to fuck. Still wants me now...

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>>688837136
My nigga. It's a fucking hell hole down here in the south, but there are so many cock hungry, white trash mommies who will jump on your dick.

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>>688837229
moar

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>>688836681
From work

>>688837229
>used to

why? are you homeaux now?

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>>688837541

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>>688837463

>>688837658
Nah just got bored.

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>>688837826
Oh she's lovely. The smile is what gives her away as a freak, I think.

>>688829477
He might be lying. Ive seen this pic on tumblr and the OC tumblr page it came from a couple of years back. Trust me.

-Long time fapper

>>688823277
This is from a set too.

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>>688837826

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>>688837079
Nice, anon. The divorcees are always the best fucks. They've had so much pent up aggression, and they've already wanted to fuck long before they split up.

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>>688837826
>>688838000

>>688838029
I really do work with her. If there's more I'd love to get ahold of them! I only have the one OP posted

>>688838319
Moar

>>688832377
she looks like this girl who lived across the hall from me in college, only pic related is like 30 years older

>>688826068
Nigga u Gay

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>>688838319
>>688838412

>>688838321
theres at least 3-4 photos of her. I think around early 2014 is when I saw the post and page it came from. So they are out there. I reblogged it, but i no longer have that url. I might have it on my new one, ill go check

>>688838592
very nice. what's her nationality? I love latina milfs, they seem to be some of the horniest.

>>688838748
story ?

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>>688838321
hook us up with her name, bro. I found another pic. Theres one where she has her legs up in the air

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>>688834864
>>688835994

>>688823277
ask one

>>688839060
send the third pic anon please

>>688839242
and if it doesn't work, ask another

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>>688838978
colombian. loves cock.

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>>688839243
give me her name, i get off at finding who these bitches are, help a dude get a nut off pls

>>688839519
moar

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>>688839341
Nice. Central American milfs seem to have a thing for white cock

>>688823277
she's absolutely beautiful.
why did she have a boobjob? those scars are worse than smaller boobs, and she has a perfect womens body, and an at least 8/10 face.

>>688834190
"The Mourning Woods"

and my mom just left the house to go to the gym. go for it. i wish you good luck!

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>>688823277
nice dubs by the way

can anybody help pls

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>>688839519
fucking beautiful woman.

Pls anon, her name. PLS

>>688839029
she's my neighbor. I got the picture off my mom's phone. she was asking if sending that picture to a guy was too slutty. It's the only picture I've ever been able to get.

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>>688839575
I love latinas in general but this is the only latina milf i've fucked so far

>>688840063
I'm sure you'll be seeing her more, and looking for more like her.

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No one ever believes me, because this picture got circulated a lot, but I was actually the anon that made this picture. She was my very first slam-hog, so one night I was wasted and decided to make a commemorative collage, kek.

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32yo EMT milf, from upstate NY

>>688839828
Marianella campos

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>>688840444
Well, trips means I gotta post all I've got of her. I know my duty.

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>>688840847
meet on Tinder ?

>>688840460
i didn't think you'd deliver. Thank you so much anon. My nut salutes you.

>>688839828
Jesus Christ if there's any more of this semen demon I must have moar

>>688823277
neighborhood

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>>688841133
No, Plenty of Fish, actually.

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>>688841400
damn, her ass has been blessed with trips and dubs.

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>>688841346
kek, this actually worked with >>688840268
, she lived 3 streets over from me.

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>>688841812
HNNNNNNNG I love Velicity Von. Too bad she's such a fanatical coal burner.

>>688840444
518?

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WTF

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>>688824285
>no bars
>just pubs
What the fuck am I reading here?

>>688842025
Yep, Albany.

>>688841152
>>688839828
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>>688838592
Someone black mail her!!

>>688842082
oh hot, she fits right in with this thread....damn those chin hairs....

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>>688842025
Not a bad body, either. You live near there?

>>688824285
what's the difference between a bar and a pub then

>>688837163
THIS.

I used to have a friend who wasn't spectacular in looks or build. He was just an average guy. He was a salesman and a good one. He was funny. Anyway, he told me that you never wait on a woman to make th first move. You make the move and be the guide. Then, when confronted by heavy petting and you're ready for the bj and fucking to begin, you take the lead. If she's been rubbing your pecker while you;re still dressed, he said, you unzip and wordlessly "offer" it to her. He says it never fails. I've tried it with positive results.

>>688842185
I would rek her and have zero shame about it.

>>688842445
>bar
quiet music, dim lights, people talking smart but not loud, cocktails instead of beer and schnaps, women/men 50/50
>pubs
drunken men, hags/prostitutes, loud talks, billards/darts, tv on football/soccer

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>>688842604
>How to sell your penis and more to lonely housewifes by the traveling penissmith

>>688842604
Your friend sounds pretty based. I'm a pretty spectacularly average looking person, too. My only real attractive quality is I'm tall, and not a fat neckbeard.

>>688843016
>idbuythatforadollar.gif

>>688823277

Take up yoga classes at your local gym. Pretty much every girl in a yoga class is a combination of flexible, spiritual, batshit crazy, and extremely horny and willing to explore a younger man.

No offense to the chicks posted in here, but if you're finding an older woman at a bar or whatever, you're doing it completely wrong. That's just asking for a bad time and an STD.

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>>688842367

part of the year i do. I'll be entering my junior year at suny albany

If im 18 what age should i put in tinder to find horny milfs

>>688843138
I haven't talked to her in awhile, but the way she is, I'm sure she'd be down to fuck. She likes young guys.

>>688843167
I mean like what age should the milfs be

>>688831057
Why? So he can hang out with muslims?

>>688843251
75-90

>>688843251
Age isn't really a factor, at that point. Just cast a wide net, and there's bound to be a handful who will fuck a teenager.

>>688843016
He also made a very serious point: Never fuck around with a Central American woman if you are married. North Americans including Mexicans and South Americans are ok. Central American women, he said, have lost many men to wars and corrupt governments. So, if they decide they want you and you are married, they will just kill your wife (or have her killed).

That's what he said anyway. He's dead now. His office said it was a heart attack. There was no funeral.

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>>688840460
thats not her tho

>>688843226
where in albany is she? If the bus stops there i can go and put my penis inside her

When I was 32,I was fucking a 42 year old milf and it was the best sex I ever had, she acted like every one was gonna be her last , put everything into it

>>688842898
... wow, you're an idiot.

>>688829743
this is one hot milf...MOAR!!!!

i recently met a Milf at a soccer tournament, she knew one of my older friends and she joined the group we were drinking with. Talked for a while and then afterwards went to a bar to drink some more and talk. The entire crew left because to drunk and i ended up with her and her daughter alone. Did get her number and text ALOT. Didn't fuck yet , but she obviously shows interest true text ? Am i going to make it ?

>>688823277

That body is in the top 1/2 of 1% of faces that age. Most are flabby with sagging tits, loose pussies and stretch marks.

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with her daughters