wake upsee thiswat do?
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>wake up
>see this
>wat do?
Swallow it whole
>>688817332
Suck him dry
>>688817332
Turn 360° and walk away
>>688817447
>him
punch balls
run
Fuck. Fell asleep in front of the mirror again.
>>688817474
Which would be in his direction
>>688817514
He's got a nice knob
>>688817443
>>688817447
>>688817514
This thread gets it
>>688817332
Put my right hand around his throat, my left hand up his ass and his cock in my mouth, then see which he does first: cum, cry or die.
>>688817332
Kill it
>>688817332
Ask him why a guy with such a large penis would want tits and dress like a girl
Give us a kiss
Did I get anal? Top not bottom up!
>>688818198
We love anal
>>688818154
Jealous?
Break the neck and dispose of the body.
>>688817332
frot away
>>688817332
"I gotta pee first"
>>688817332
>grab gun
>tie him up
>cut dick off
>fuck hole where dick was
does this make me gay?
>>688818444
nice trips you got, eh ?
>>688818470
Riiiight lol
>>688818620
It's really uncomfortable taking with a full bladder!
>>688818353
Ewwww invert
>>688818405
The spots on the dick! What is that? Like, specifically. Closest match I've found so far, anyone know what STI that is?
>>688817332
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>>688817332
Start suckin
>>688818852
I HAVE THIS TOO. WHAT IS IT
>>688817332
Kill him for trespassing
>>688817332
Well it ain't gonna suck itself.
>>688817332
violence ensues
>>688817332
Kill in the name of God.
>>688817573
>being this new
>>688817332
Slowly pull down panties and get down to business
Ask mom why did she wake me up so early since I don't have school today
>>688818922
This
>>688817622
hot
>>688817332
Ask her why her dick is so small, I only want dicks above 9 inches.
>>688818852
>>688819073
shut up children, thats normal human penis...
the penis hair follicles are often raised
>Roll on stomach
> present asshole
>>688818852
>The spots on the dick
There's clearly obvious, clearly horrible razor burn just a little bit to the left, and you focus on the spots. They're called Fordyce spots by the way, and are perfectly normal. Oil glands or something...
>>688820538
You were saying?
>>688818904
Right
Bend over, bite pillow.
>>688820742
>>688820705
They're not fucking fordyce spots fam. Believe me. If they were fordyce spots then they wouldn't be up that high, and if they were fordyce spots then I would've had them before I lost my virginity. They appeared like a week after the first time I had sex so trust me that right there is not fordyce.
>>688817622
nice. such a good girl
>>688817332
This is the trap in OPs pic
>>688821538
name doe?
>>688817332
>kneel in front
>pull down panties
>suck until he's about to cum
>let him finish on my face
>say "Thank you, daddy"
>spend the day cooking, cleaning, and taking care of my beautiful master
>>688821616
Let me track it down
Grab a brush and put a little make up
>>688817573
troll trolling the trolls
cumshot from the hottie?
>>688822444
Nice digits bruh
