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>wake up
>see this
>wat do?
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Swallow it whole
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>>688817332
Suck him dry
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>>688817332
Turn 360° and walk away
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>>688817447
>him
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punch balls
run
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Fuck. Fell asleep in front of the mirror again.
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>>688817474
Which would be in his direction
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>>688817332
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>>688817514
He's got a nice knob
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>>688817443
>>688817447
>>688817514
This thread gets it
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>>688817332
Put my right hand around his throat, my left hand up his ass and his cock in my mouth, then see which he does first: cum, cry or die.
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>>688817332
Kill it
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>>688817332
Ask him why a guy with such a large penis would want tits and dress like a girl
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Give us a kiss
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Did I get anal? Top not bottom up!
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>>688818198
We love anal
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>>688818154
Jealous?
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Break the neck and dispose of the body.
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>>688817332
frot away
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>>688817332
"I gotta pee first"
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>>688817332
>grab gun
>tie him up
>cut dick off
>fuck hole where dick was
does this make me gay?
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>>688818444
nice trips you got, eh ?
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>>688818470
Riiiight lol
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>>688818620
It's really uncomfortable taking with a full bladder!
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>>688818353
Ewwww invert
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>>688818405
The spots on the dick! What is that? Like, specifically. Closest match I've found so far, anyone know what STI that is?
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>>688817332
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>688817332
Start suckin
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>>688818904
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>>688818852
I HAVE THIS TOO. WHAT IS IT
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>>688817332
Kill him for trespassing
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>>688817332

Well it ain't gonna suck itself.
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>>688817332
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>>688817332
violence ensues
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>>688817332
Kill in the name of God.
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>>688817573
>being this new
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>>688817332
Slowly pull down panties and get down to business
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Ask mom why did she wake me up so early since I don't have school today
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>>688818922

This
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>>688817622
hot
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>>688817332
Ask her why her dick is so small, I only want dicks above 9 inches.
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>>688818852
>>688819073

shut up children, thats normal human penis...

the penis hair follicles are often raised
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>Roll on stomach
> present asshole
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>>688818852
>The spots on the dick
There's clearly obvious, clearly horrible razor burn just a little bit to the left, and you focus on the spots. They're called Fordyce spots by the way, and are perfectly normal. Oil glands or something...
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>>688820538
You were saying?
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>>688818904
Right
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Bend over, bite pillow.
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>>688820742
>>688820705
They're not fucking fordyce spots fam. Believe me. If they were fordyce spots then they wouldn't be up that high, and if they were fordyce spots then I would've had them before I lost my virginity. They appeared like a week after the first time I had sex so trust me that right there is not fordyce.
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>>688817622

nice. such a good girl
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>>688817332
This is the trap in OPs pic
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>>688821538
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>>688821538
name doe?
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>>688821707
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>>688817332
>kneel in front
>pull down panties
>suck until he's about to cum
>let him finish on my face
>say "Thank you, daddy"
>spend the day cooking, cleaning, and taking care of my beautiful master
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>>688821616
Let me track it down
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>>688821707
>>688821734
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Grab a brush and put a little make up
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>>688817573
troll trolling the trolls
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cumshot from the hottie?
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>>688822444
Nice digits bruh
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